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  • I mean. It'll eat anything, animal, mineral, or vegetable. Open-mindedness is always attractive. 
  • The wizard Hycanthus says, "These spectators do have a terrible habit of holding their breath."

    Farrah inhales and begins holding her breath.

    Skye inhales and begins holding her breath.

    Mosr inhales and begins holding his breath.

    The wizard Hycanthus says, "That was not an invitation."
  • (Targ OOC Clan): You say, "Lets all kill Maklak."

    8195h, 6835m, 36440e, 30264w excdbk 71.2- 16:15:12.828

    (Targ OOC Clan): You say, "READYSETGO."

    8195h, 6820m, 36450e, 30264w excdbk 71.2- 16:15:15.142(-15m, 0.2%)

    Tesha greets Maklak, the ice wizard with a sincere smile.

    Maklak, the ice wizard says, "You were told not to taint my Tundra with your presence. Now, be faced 

    with the knowledge of just how powerless you are, useless minion."

    Maklak, the ice wizard lunges forward and slams his palm into Tesha's chest. Ice rapidly swells out 

    from the point of contact, encasing her within forever.

    Tesha has been slain by Maklak, the ice wizard.

    A bisemutum chip falls from Tesha's corpse.

    A pinch of ground malachite falls from Tesha's corpse.

    A group of 4 aurum flakes falls from Tesha's corpse.

    An antimony flake falls from Tesha's corpse.

    A group of 2 quartz grains falls from Tesha's corpse.

    A group of 5 plumbum flakes falls from Tesha's corpse.

    A ferrum flake falls from Tesha's corpse.

    A group of 2 cuprum flakes falls from Tesha's corpse.

    A group of 7 magnesium chips falls from Tesha's corpse.

    An argentum flake falls from Tesha's corpse.

    A pinch of ground cinnabar falls from Tesha's corpse.

    A group of 2 stannum flakes falls from Tesha's corpse.

    A group of 3 gypsum crystals falls from Tesha's corpse.

    A dolomite grain falls from Tesha's corpse.

    A pinch of realgar crystals falls from Tesha's corpse.

    A group of 7 potash crystals falls from Tesha's corpse.

    A bisemutum chip falls from Tesha's corpse.

    An azurite mote falls from Tesha's corpse.

    A pinch of ground malachite falls from Tesha's corpse.

    An arsenic pellet falls from Tesha's corpse.

    A calamine crystal falls from Tesha's corpse.

    Maklak, the ice wizard grins slyly, reaches down, and takes a rugged brown leather scabbard from the corpse of Tesha.

    8195h, 6820m, 36450e, 30270w excdbk 71.2- 16:15:17.305



    The irony


  • Asmodron said:
    I'm just going to quote little tidbits from the event:


    Jinsun bites down firmly on Maklak, the ice wizard's lower lip as a sensual moan rises from his
    throat.

    Maklak, the ice wizard rolls his shoulders, brushing ash from his garb.

    Maklak, the ice wizard says, "That felt good."


    (No context required)
    quoi

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  • Antidas said:


    Maklak, the ice wizard grins slyly, reaches down, and takes a rugged brown leather scabbard from the corpse of Tesha.


    Is that worth anything I forget :(

     i'm a rebel

  • Zulah tells you, "We could be like Zuleo and Atalkiet. Forbiden lovers."

    No context.




    Penwize has cowardly forfeited the challenge to mortal combat issued by Atalkez.
  • I ship Atalkiet. @Atalkez and @Kiet sound like a good pair. 
  • what's zuleo meant to be
  • Kiet said:
    what's zuleo meant to be
    Image result for brokeback mountain

    Except with more broke and less back.
  • KryptonKrypton shi-Khurena
    Golden locks parted to the side flow loosely to Fibio's shoulders, his handsome face
    rugged and manly. His visage, with chin tilted down, looks soulfully around, seemingly
    seeking "the one," or maybe the two, considering his race's dual heads. His body contains
    a wide back tapering to a small waist amid heavily muscled arms. Wearing a leather vest
    that opens in the front ensures that all can see his sculpted pecs. The giant's other
    head, Jorg, often sports a smirking grin, as though sarcasm is going to spill out of his
    mouth at any moment. A long, thin nose resides in the centre of his features, while a
    meagre upper lip rests over a slightly pouting lower one. Both faces exhibit no stubble,
    being smooth and clean-shaven.
    FibioJorg the Forlorn appears to be extraordinarily strong.
    He has 100% health remaining.
    He weighs about 1040 pounds.
    You see nothing in it.

    @Makarios said the release would be unguessable.

    Well I never guessed the words "sculpted pecs" would one day enter Achaea parlance. :open_mouth:
  • Krypton said:
    Golden locks parted to the side flow loosely to Fibio's shoulders, his handsome face
    rugged and manly. His visage, with chin tilted down, looks soulfully around, seemingly
    seeking "the one," or maybe the two, considering his race's dual heads. His body contains
    a wide back tapering to a small waist amid heavily muscled arms. Wearing a leather vest
    that opens in the front ensures that all can see his sculpted pecs. The giant's other
    head, Jorg, often sports a smirking grin, as though sarcasm is going to spill out of his
    mouth at any moment. A long, thin nose resides in the centre of his features, while a
    meagre upper lip rests over a slightly pouting lower one. Both faces exhibit no stubble,
    being smooth and clean-shaven.
    FibioJorg the Forlorn appears to be extraordinarily strong.
    He has 100% health remaining.
    He weighs about 1040 pounds.
    You see nothing in it.

    Makarios said the release would be unguessable.

    Well I never guessed the words "sculpted pecs" would one day enter Achaea parlance. :open_mouth:
     Ahem where is this guy? I need to know for...research purposes.
  • edited December 2017
    Krypton said:
    Golden locks parted to the side flow loosely to Fibio's shoulders, his handsome face
    rugged and manly. His visage, with chin tilted down, looks soulfully around, seemingly
    seeking "the one," or maybe the two, considering his race's dual heads. His body contains
    a wide back tapering to a small waist amid heavily muscled arms. Wearing a leather vest
    that opens in the front ensures that all can see his sculpted pecs. The giant's other
    head, Jorg, often sports a smirking grin, as though sarcasm is going to spill out of his
    mouth at any moment. A long, thin nose resides in the centre of his features, while a
    meagre upper lip rests over a slightly pouting lower one. Both faces exhibit no stubble,
    being smooth and clean-shaven.
    FibioJorg the Forlorn appears to be extraordinarily strong.
    He has 100% health remaining.
    He weighs about 1040 pounds.
    You see nothing in it.

    @Makarios said the release would be unguessable.

    Well I never guessed the words "sculpted pecs" would one day enter Achaea parlance. :open_mouth:


    And lo the phrase is banished once again.
    "If you build it, they will come."
  • Please tell me he's forlorn because he got hit in the face by a bird.
  • And not before time, too.

    Now if they'd just take away his public news privileges so that I don't get kicked in the face by fucking South Park references when I accidentally 'rn' without checking what I'm about to read.
         He is a coward who has to bring two friends as backup to jump people hunting.

  • Ictinus said:
    Krypton said:
    Golden locks parted to the side flow loosely to Fibio's shoulders, his handsome face
    rugged and manly. His visage, with chin tilted down, looks soulfully around, seemingly
    seeking "the one," or maybe the two, considering his race's dual heads. His body contains
    a wide back tapering to a small waist amid heavily muscled arms. Wearing a leather vest
    that opens in the front ensures that all can see his sculpted pecs. The giant's other
    head, Jorg, often sports a smirking grin, as though sarcasm is going to spill out of his
    mouth at any moment. A long, thin nose resides in the centre of his features, while a
    meagre upper lip rests over a slightly pouting lower one. Both faces exhibit no stubble,
    being smooth and clean-shaven.
    FibioJorg the Forlorn appears to be extraordinarily strong.
    He has 100% health remaining.
    He weighs about 1040 pounds.
    You see nothing in it.

    @Makarios said the release would be unguessable.

    Well I never guessed the words "sculpted pecs" would one day enter Achaea parlance. :open_mouth:


    And lo the phrase is banished once again.
                    

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  • LOL. You got trolled. 

  • Achilles said:m
    A dove comes flying into the room, deposits a letter into your hands, warbles cheerfully, and flies 
    away.
    You see that the letter contains a heavy iron-link giftbag.
    You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
    Hey you,

    I couldn't help but buy this for you. I know you'd be upset about it and
    try to refuse, so a little anonymity is required, sadly. I just wanted
    to express to you how much you mean to me.

    Lovingly,

    -X

    You take a heavy iron-link giftbag from an elegant white letter.
    p giftbag
    Thousands of tiny iron rings link together in a flawless pattern of sturdy metal to form the fabric 
    of this heavy giftbag, rattling together at every movement with a noise like falling rain. Skilfully 
    applied colour flows across the face of the bag's surface, forming the carefully rendered shape of a 
    tall, square iron tower with windows and a door that open ominously into an interior concealed by 
    shadow. A thin cord of some surprisingly strong, obscure material forms a drawstring for the bag, 
    ornate little tassels adorning its ends.
    It weighs about 22 pounds.
    A heavy iron-link giftbag is holding:
    Nothing.
    It can contain of a total of 25 items.

    :(


    I got one too... now i dont feel special anymore
  • Me too.
  • Me three. Someone's trolling hardcore

  • AhmetAhmet Wherever I wanna be
    Hey. I'd say a nondecay container is a great gift.
    Huh. Neat.
  • Ahmet said:
    Hey. I'd say a nondecay container is a great gift.
    Great for giving away at christmas too!
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