Memorable quotes

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Lynfaer               02        Off      On         No      Alchemist
Alrena                15         On      On         No      Depthswalker

Vividon               02        Off      On         No      Depthswalker

Elisella              05         On      On         No      Infernal

Illuminati confirmed

Calira

Bruyan, the town crier shouts, "Hear ye, hear ye! Many stupid Primes attempt to kill oversized caterpillar, fail miserably! Oh yez!"

You rip into a Dreadpilar with your massive, deadly claws.
You have slain a Dreadpilar, retrieving the corpse.

I demand a retraction. Many stupid Primes attempt to kill oversized caterpillar, SUCCEED miserably!

Milabar

Sobriquet said:

You say with a heavy Delosian accent, "My Patron is Lady Pandora."

Chellen, the administrator tuts loudly, eyes flashing with annoyance.

Chellen, the administrator says, "Serious answers only, Sobriquet. Do not play games."

  

Mithraea was also unacceptable -.-

Erhon

Milabar said:

Sobriquet said:

You say with a heavy Delosian accent, "My Patron is Lady Pandora."

Chellen, the administrator tuts loudly, eyes flashing with annoyance.

Chellen, the administrator says, "Serious answers only, Sobriquet. Do not play games."

  

Mithraea was also unacceptable -.-

Said the same about Makali, I wanted to bite them.

Minifie

Apparently Twinkies was also unacceptable. @Saeva

Saeva

Minifie said:

Apparently Twinkies was also unacceptable. @Saeva

Everyone knows that!

Tysandr

16:39:350 ∘ (c3): Person says, "I like how it's called a vibrating stick."

16:46:824 ∘ (c3): You sadly say, "Don't."

16:51:533 ∘ (c3): Person says, "Lol."

17:07:923 ∘ (c3): You say, "I'm gonna have to use an ice figurine now."

17:13:859 ∘ (c3): You say, "You evil person you."

17:16:522 ∘ (c3): Person says, "Hahaha."

17:22:551 ∘ (c3): Person says, "Make it have buttons."

Kyrra

A dozen pages of finely crafted white vellum comprise this commemorative calendar, exuding the

pleasant smell of fresh parchment into its surroundings. Two holes are punched into the top of 

each page, bound together in a uniform fashion by a pair of intricate metal rings, allowing the 

top sheaf to be flipped over and returned to the back of the stack. The calendar's current page 

displays the image of Tharos, the Herald of Delos in a distinctly lascivious pose. Short and 

thoroughly ugly, this very odd creature appears to be the antithesis of a mime. Rather than 

having the painted face, quiet demeanour and diminutive stature, he is mostly all mouth. His 

face is slightly red and appears puffy. His cheeks appear swollen, almost as if his face were 

punched recently. The man seems to be asthmatic with his heavy breathing. Obviously, he is 

always prepared to bellow on call.

Tasuu

You point a finger at Crixos, summoning forth a mighty updraft to send him ever higher.

Crixos smashes into the ceiling overhead with a sickening crunch, his body falling back to the

ground with a painful-sounding thud.

Wingardium leviosa accidents are prone to happen in Hogwarts.

Antidas

      

Tysandr

Antidas said:

      

I love you.

Aralaya

Mhaldor and Targossas bitching about numbers over shouts

Bruyan, the town crier shouts, "Hear ye, hear ye! O yez! Stupid Primes argue about who can count the best! O yez!"

Alyxeri

Bruyan is my spirit...thing.

Antidas

Aralaya said:

Mhaldor and Targossas bitching about numbers over shouts

Bruyan, the town crier shouts, "Hear ye, hear ye! O yez! Stupid Primes argue about who can count the best! O yez!"

I lol'd hard. That being said, I was fighting 1v2, I'm allowed to bitch about numbers!

Draqoom

Feel like Bruyan and Tharos about to throw down.


Or just have a shouting match.







O yez!

Synbios

With a taste for rajamala, a ravenous troll inmate makes a meal out of Dia, leaving only bones
behind.

Bane of Goblins, Dia Lighthawk-Valerien, Apprentice (female Rajamala).
She is 29 years old, having been born on the 3rd of Scarlatan, 730 years after the fall of the
Seleucarian Empire.
She is ranked 568th in Achaea.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is not known for acts of infamy.
She is a Commoner in Hashan.
She is considered to be approximately 25% of your might.
She is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
Her warcry: 'OMNOMNOM.'

Alyxeri

Jinsun tells you, "Rude."
You tell Jinsun, "Trying to rob villagers isn't exactly 'polite'"
Jinsun tells you, "Well you can't rob in phase sooo."

<bitch went and phased again>

You sent the following message to Jinsun:
Correct! However, when a Serpent stays in a room with someone for more than a few seconds, and are an enemy of the city,
there tends to be suspicions that get aroused. You are a known thief, after all. Leniency tends to be quite slim.

You just received message #560 from Jinsun.
Message #560        Sent by Jinsun
2017/12/26/17:59 I know I know, you all get aroused when I'm around.

You sent the following message to Jinsun:
Thanks for making me vomit up my lunch.

You just received message #562 from Jinsun.
Message #562        Sent by Jinsun
2017/12/26/18:00 Hot.

Jinsun

Be me.
Be sailing passed Targossas

(Party): You say, "Permission to buzz the tower?"

14:31:30 (Party): Bann says, "Permission denied."

14:31:34 (Party): Bann says, "PERMISSION DENIED MAVERICK."

14:31:44 (Party): Bann says, "*spills coffee*."

14:31:47 (Party): Bann says, "GOD DAMN IT."

14:31:56 (Party): Katoreos says, "-rofl-."

14:32:06 (Party): You say, "*flips the bird*."

14:32:12 (Party): You say, "Diplomacy."

14:32:29 (Party): Katoreos says, "You mean aggressive negotiations?"

14:32:46 (Party): Bann says, "Pretty diplomatic by Ashtani standards."

14:32:52 (Party): Bann says, "Tho I keep getting docked RP points for saying fuck on CT."

14:32:54 (Party): Bann says, "Fairly amusing."

14:33:09 (Party): You say, "Heh."

14:33:49 (Party): You say, "Guess we can check Tapoa again."

14:33:57 (Party): You say, "See if Amrak grew a pair."

14:34:40 (Party): Katoreos says, "I'm disappointed in you lad...when did you start believing in miracles?"

14:34:51 (Party): Bann says, "Lol."

14:35:07 (Party): You say, "Going up on Memorable quotes."

Aralaya

1. Message #1563       Sent by Jinsun
2. 2017/12/26/23:26 Votary lay, does that mean the votary members get to lay you?
3.  
4. You sent the following message to Jinsun:
5. Very funny, heathen.
6. 
   
7. Message #1565       Sent by Jinsun
8. 2017/12/26/23:28 How do I become a votary?
9.  
10. You sent the following message to Jinsun:
11. Forsake Ashtan and the Mad God and swear an oath to Lady Aurora.
12.  
13. Message #1567       Sent by Jinsun
14. 2017/12/26/23:29 Are their more votary lays? DO I get a harem?
15.  
16. You sent the following message to Jinsun:
17. No, you get none.
18. 
    
19. Message #1569 Sent by Jinsun 2017/12/26/23:34 
20. What a ripoff! 
21. 
    
22.  You sent the following message to Jinsun: Sorry, maybe if you weren't so disgusting things would be different.
    
23. 
    
24. Message #1571 Sent by Jinsun 2017/12/26/23:35 
25. Well I mean I have a haram now, wouldn't trade that.
26. 
    
27. You sent the following message to Jinsun: 
28. Have fun, give them my condolences. 
29. 
    
30. Message #1573 Sent by Jinsun 2017/12/26/23:36 
31. "Aralaya says she's sorry." "SHUTUP AND GIVE ME MORE." It was super successful.
    

>.>
Really Jinsun.
Really.

Atalkez

Talking to a 14 year old about harems and laying them.

Aralaya

Atalkez said:

Talking to a 14 year old about harems and laying them.

Cooper

(Market): Proficy says, "Looking for some sticky bud... and Searedglyph flames!"

Proficy wanna get so hiiiiiigh.

Puxi

Cooper said:

(Market): Proficy says, "Looking for some sticky bud... and Searedglyph flames!"

Proficy wanna get so hiiiiiigh.

Always knew Profbro was a closet stoner.

Farrah

Atalkez said:

Talking to a 14 year old about harems and laying them.

14 now? They grow up so fast.

Atalkez

Farrah said:

Atalkez said:

Talking to a 14 year old about harems and laying them.

14 now? They grow up so fast.

I know, next thing we know she will be 18, moving out of the nest

Aralaya

I hate all of you

Jinsun

I am so confused, but someone sent me this after we sank 4 ships, and it was funny.

Message #29793      Sent by REDACTED 

2017/12/27/4:48 // Once upon a time, a bunch of sentient dominoes arranged 

themselves into a vaguely tree-shaped formation. Then they sort of all fell 

asleep, standing there. Suddenly (after a long time of nothing), a guy in a 

pirate costume went by and accidentally knocked one over, into the next, into 

the next. All the sentient dominoes started complaining about the situation, 

blaming the guy for knocking them all over. The whole situation annoyed a domino 

who didn't get knocked into, because she had removed herself from the line 

before falling asleep.

Synbios

Aralaya said:

Atalkez said:

Talking to a 14 year old about harems and laying them.

Hello @Jinsun. A human wishes to talk to you about something of great importance:

Penwize

My first act as a Depthswalker: horribly aging myself beyond reasoning and recognition.

Raising your arms above your head, you begin summoning forth a timewell to ravage your foes.
Your preparations complete, you bring forth the ultimate manifestation of your will into reality.
A grey fog descends upon the location, suffocating in its intensity. The air becomes thick and
sluggish, and your mental faculties suddenly seem terrifyingly slow.
As you push your aeonic might beyond its limits, you feel yourself grow older.
You have now aged yourself by 23562 years.
The effects of your time manipulation fade somewhat, leaving you only aged by 23492 years.

Synbios

(Targossas): Tesha says, "One time I broke the legs of our novices."

(Targossas): Tesha says, "And made them race all around the city."

(Targossas): Tesha says, "Then I had to call it a game so I wouldn't get in trouble."

/r/evenwithcontext