Memorable quotes

Caelan

Morthif said:

Solnir said:

@Talamond Say that to His face.

But srsly, Deuc is fucking awesome. Be jealous, non-Targossians!

@Aegis is the best. Sorry losers

This.   Hands down.  BALLER AF.  

Austere

Daeir said:

Deucalion would totally beat Aegis in a fight, no contest.

Take a seat, gentlemen.

Wut? Aegis would wreck Deuc. It'd be like Jhui vs a minia pixie. Not one of the water bearers either.  The wussy ones.  

Sayenna

Austere said:

Wut? Aegis would wreck Deuc. It'd be like Jhui vs a minia pixie. Not one of the water bearers either.  The wussy ones.  

One of the firesprites in the pygmy dungeon would be more applicable.

Farrah

My god is not a fire sprite.

Mathilda

hes a fire pixie ~

Aralaya

Look, let's be honest y'all. Talking about all these mediocre gods when in reality, the best god is 100% Tlalaiad. Praise the Genesis

Sayenna

Farrah said:

My god is not a fire sprite.

@Skye says otherwise.

Wicella

You spring forwards onto a red admiral butterfly, and maul him viciously.x2

You have slain a red admiral butterfly, retrieving the corpse.

Your soul cries out in ecstasy as it reaches new heights of power. You have advanced to level 99.

You have completed the Ashaxei's Brood resolution! Congratulations!

You just received message #2651 from Achaea.

You just received a group of 15 mementoes!

You have reached the illustrious level of Greater Dragon.

(svof): Your max health increased by 43h/0% to 4557.

(svof): Your max mana increased by 41m/0% to 4359.

For anyone interested in the making of this moment: 
https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/Wl-bkOeo

Talamond

(Order): Deucalion says, "Talamond are you.. hunting?"

...Yes, unfortunately.

Xaden

Exxia has been slain by the might of Bryan, a simple fisherman.

Protein is good for you.

Xaden

Daeir said:

I guess you could say he got baited.

Klendathu

Anyone who says charm isn't a great battlerage aff is wrong:

A revolting ghoul raises his fist above his head and brings it down forcefully onto a vampire.

A vampire springs to a vampire's defence.

A vampire springs to a vampire's defence.

A vampire springs to a vampire's defence.

A vampire springs to a vampire's defence.

A vampire springs to a vampire's defence.

A decaying zombie springs to a vampire's defence.

A revolting ghoul springs to a vampire's defence.

A wraith springs to a vampire's defence.

A decaying zombie springs to a vampire's defence.

With a powerful leap, a vampire sinks his sharp fangs into a revolting ghoul's flesh and drinks deeply of his blood.

Zbaco

(names changed to protect the innocent. Novice is a young Siren.)

(Cyrene): You say, "Anyone in need of runes before I go off to kill things?"
(Cyrene): Novice says, "Yes please."

*track down Novice, rune her up*

Novice says in a soft voice, "Want some kinks, mister Zbaco?"

You say with a slight forestal accent, "...some kinks?"

Novice sticks her tongue out and says, "Ack."

Novice laughingly says in a soft voice, "How embarassing."

Your eyes sparkle with amusement.

Novice says in a soft voice, "Inks."

Krypton

He is a graceful tsol'aa. [...] An organizational coat of arms has been inked on the back
of his neck showing 'Paleways of two (2) pieces, azure and gules; a chief argent studded
with three (3) mullets equidistant from each other; and, in point of honor, ovoid argent
over all the sun rayonnant with eight minor and lesser rays. Beneath shall be the scroll with
the words "PINOY ADIKS", inscribed thereon.'

DIS BITCH put the Philippines' coat of arms in his description

GTFO

Vallie

Cupping your hands before you, you tap into your stores of karma. Focusing your will on an image of
yourself, an unearthly violet glow fills your cupped hands and solidifies into an amethyst
resembling you.
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You have recovered equilibrium. (3.083s)
5085|100% 82% 100 99 0 excdbk-  
The flickering candle of Rackham's life has been snuffed by the rising of the wine-dark sea as it
also received his ship's twisted wreckage.
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The ship "The Chaotic Frieghter" finally slides below the surface of the deep, ravaged by a
simulacrum shaped like Vallie.

Synbios

Krypton said:

He is a graceful tsol'aa. [...] An organizational coat of arms has been inked on the back
of his neck showing 'Paleways of two (2) pieces, azure and gules; a chief argent studded
with three (3) mullets equidistant from each other; and, in point of honor, ovoid argent
over all the sun rayonnant with eight minor and lesser rays. Beneath shall be the scroll with
the words "PINOY ADIKS", inscribed thereon.'

DIS BITCH put the Philippines' coat of arms in his description

GTFO

PINOY PRIDE 

Siduri

Vallie said:

Cupping your hands before you, you tap into your stores of karma. Focusing your will on an image of
yourself, an unearthly violet glow fills your cupped hands and solidifies into an amethyst
resembling you.
5085|100% 82% 100 99 0 xcdbk-  
You have recovered equilibrium. (3.083s)
5085|100% 82% 100 99 0 excdbk-  
The flickering candle of Rackham's life has been snuffed by the rising of the wine-dark sea as it
also received his ship's twisted wreckage.
5085|100% 82% 100 99 0 excdbk-  
The ship "The Chaotic Frieghter" finally slides below the surface of the deep, ravaged by a
simulacrum shaped like Vallie.

That's a hint you need to change your diet, gurl.

Vender

Blackthorn General Hakaido Devenith says in a stern, resolute voice, "Wow op."

Blackthorn General Hakaido Devenith says in a stern, resolute voice, "Im done."

my response?

You say in a lilting, countertenor voice, "Why are elephants grey? So you don't get them confused 

with blueberries."

Hakaido slaps you.

Sobriquet

You're making me want to invest time in Jester again.. 

Solnir

When I saw Vender went Jester, I walked in his room and said "eww jesters". He badjoked me. This is why I hate Jester.

Rangor

Jester is a terrible joke

Frederich

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Tesha's broke.

Elipise

Frederich said:

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She is wearing:

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Tesha's broke.

It's all the gold she spent on diamond dust to make the staff sparkle.

Achilles

Message #9009       Sent by Achaea

2017/9/29/0:50 You have completed the True Display Of Skill resolution! Congratulations!

100 kills in a month, turned out a lot harder than I originally thought it would be.  The kills from CTF didn't count and I was mostly gone for a week.  Kudos to Hashan for being good sports and fighting outside their city a bunch.

Vender

You shout, "Hail Lord Satin!"

Whirring through the air with malevolent precision, a column of winged daemons arcs and banks 

towards you. Encircling you, they tear at your flesh with claws and teeth, rending you apart piece 

by piece before feasting on your organs.

You have been slain by a swirling column of daemonites.

[JANE]: ( ( ( ( (YOU HAVE BEEN SLAIN BY A SWIRLING COLUMN OF DAEMONITES) ) ) ) ) 

[JANE]: ( ( ( ( (YOU HAVE BEEN SLAIN BY A SWIRLING COLUMN OF DAEMONITES) ) ) ) ) 

[JANE]: ( ( ( ( (YOU HAVE BEEN SLAIN BY A SWIRLING COLUMN OF DAEMONITES) ) ) ) ) 

Your starburst tattoo flares as the world is momentarily tinted red.

H:6750(100%) M:6046(100%) 100e 100w 0 02:57:42.33 ex -  -352h +36m-

You have been slain by a swirling column of daemonites.

[JANE]: ( ( ( ( (YOU HAVE BEEN SLAIN BY A SWIRLING COLUMN OF DAEMONITES) ) ) ) ) 

[JANE]: ( ( ( ( (YOU HAVE BEEN SLAIN BY A SWIRLING COLUMN OF DAEMONITES) ) ) ) ) 

[JANE]: ( ( ( ( (YOU HAVE BEEN SLAIN BY A SWIRLING COLUMN OF DAEMONITES) ) ) ) ) 

..greyface confirmed

Kiet

pls don't mistake neopets forum level posting for humor

Asmodron

Vender said:

You shout, "Hail Lord Satin!"

Whirring through the air with malevolent precision, a column of winged daemons arcs and banks 

towards you. Encircling you, they tear at your flesh with claws and teeth, rending you apart piece 

by piece before feasting on your organs.

You have been slain by a swirling column of daemonites.

[JANE]: ( ( ( ( (YOU HAVE BEEN SLAIN BY A SWIRLING COLUMN OF DAEMONITES) ) ) ) ) 

[JANE]: ( ( ( ( (YOU HAVE BEEN SLAIN BY A SWIRLING COLUMN OF DAEMONITES) ) ) ) ) 

[JANE]: ( ( ( ( (YOU HAVE BEEN SLAIN BY A SWIRLING COLUMN OF DAEMONITES) ) ) ) ) 

Your starburst tattoo flares as the world is momentarily tinted red.

H:6750(100%) M:6046(100%) 100e 100w 0 02:57:42.33 ex -  -352h +36m-

You have been slain by a swirling column of daemonites.

[JANE]: ( ( ( ( (YOU HAVE BEEN SLAIN BY A SWIRLING COLUMN OF DAEMONITES) ) ) ) ) 

[JANE]: ( ( ( ( (YOU HAVE BEEN SLAIN BY A SWIRLING COLUMN OF DAEMONITES) ) ) ) ) 

[JANE]: ( ( ( ( (YOU HAVE BEEN SLAIN BY A SWIRLING COLUMN OF DAEMONITES) ) ) ) ) 

..greyface confirmed

You got off easy

Skye

       

Armali

Folding the Veil of reality, you bend your mighty will to seek out Crixos.

On the northern banks of the Silverveil (road).

The surroundings are dry and without moisture, a fact evident even in the dim morning 

light. Resplendent rays of white and gold suffuse the smooth contours of a slender glass 

pillar, a fervent symbol of Light's resolve. A common red admiral butterfly flits about 

over your head. Resting here with a haughty expression is a golden gryphon. The shining 

figure of a guardian angel floats in the air here. A razor-beaked falcon looms overhead, 

seeking prey. Novitiate Aesu is here. He wields an iron notched cavalry shield in his left 

hand. Looking clearly confused about everything around her, Saeva Aristata, Dread 

Ecclesiarch lingers here in a daze. She wields a wicked-looking daegger in her left hand. 

Crixos Nithilar is here. He wields a blackened cavalry shield with ivory accents in his 

right hand. Caefir Initiate, Frederich Obuun, Defender of the Isles is here. He wields a 

razor-sharp, Targossian rapier in his left hand and a Shield of Absorption in his right. 

Torinn Chiragh, Herald of Fire is here. He wields an Auroran Mace in his left hand and a 

Shield of Absorption in his right.

You see exits leading northeast and west.

Poor Saeva.

Krypton

walk to woman
You are too far away from a disco babe to walk there automatically.

Where was SHE for the 20th anniversary celebration?