Memorable quotes

Asmodron

Frederich said:

You see Lady of the Crossing Tesha al Ashtad, the Dawn's Resolve yell, "We're coming for Mhaldorus. Defend him if you can."

Tesha points the Staff of Nicator at Mhaldorus, a colossal daemon, and a bolt of lightning cascades out and roars, screaming, into his body.

The lightning bolt finishes Mhaldorus, a colossal daemon off, and as he dies, his eyeballs explode from their sockets with the fury of the storm.

Mhaldorus, a colossal daemon has been slain by Tesha.

Numerous golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.

That was great to watch.

Huh...never knew the staff could be used as a mage staff...

Reyson

Pop up is the only format that'll get my attention.

That, or books that end with a mirror so I can learn that I was really the <insert subject of book> all along.

Jinsun

things you hear while phased:

Culler says, "I was trying to make your boobs bigger, but it doesn't look like 

it's working."

Shimi

Jinsun said:

things you hear while phased:

Culler says, "I was trying to make your boobs bigger, but it doesn't look like 

it's working."

Somehow not surprised! I always hear about bigger boobs.

Tahquil

Poor dude is going to get inundated with messages from three quarters of the male population asking for the methods for 'a friend'.

Sayenna

Tahquil said:

Poor dude is going to get inundated with messages from three quarters of the male population asking for the methods for 'a friend'.

If you've ever had the... Pleasure... Of talking with said "poor dude" in question, you'd know he'd probably welcome those messages.

Jinsun

Your soulmaster lets loose a horrible scream as it lets part of its being flow into Rurin, the Crafter.

The world at my fingertips. Gods help us.

Synbios

Jinsun said:

Your soulmaster lets loose a horrible scream as it lets part of its being flow into Rurin, the Crafter.

The world at my fingertips. Gods help us.

If denizen shop prices increase by tenfold, we know who to blame.

Talamond

(Targossas): Quanshee says, "I will never drink alcohol aga *hic* in."

Klendathu

(Ashtan): Avonell says, "Drinks...almost killed mee."

(Ashtan): You say, "It didn't have to be alcoholic drinks, you lush."

(Ashtan): Adalheidis says, "Oh.."

(Ashtan): Adalheidis says, "I didn't consider there being non-alcoholic drinks."

Tesha

You hear a whistling noise and notice a narrow beam of yellow energy arcing through the heavens and striking your body. Pain envelops you as golden fire surrounds and engulfs you in a paroxysm of suffering before it departs, leaving your body charred and smoking. You realise that this was but a warning.

The Divine voice of Someone Powerful echoes in your head, "Stop setting shrubs on fire."

Message #41103      Sent by Makarios

2017/9/09/4:56 A hashani asked me if it was dangerous for a shrub to be on fire. It is too early for these questions.

oops 

Vallie

21:27:16 (): Regi says, "Haha I like that there's an outfit thing on these cards."
21:27:22 (): Regi says, "Even though everyone probably just cheesed it."
21:27:26 (Newbie): Juliet says, "Did you SAY CHEESE in front of him?"

Juliet is watching

Asmodron

Tesha said:

You hear a whistling noise and notice a narrow beam of yellow energy arcing through the heavens and striking your body. Pain envelops you as golden fire surrounds and engulfs you in a paroxysm of suffering before it departs, leaving your body charred and smoking. You realise that this was but a warning.

The Divine voice of Someone Powerful echoes in your head, "Stop setting shrubs on fire."

Message #41103      Sent by Makarios

2017/9/09/4:56 A hashani asked me if it was dangerous for a shrub to be on fire. It is too early for these questions.

oops 

Isnt that how we are suppose to communicate with our Gods?

Nazihk

Burning bushes are how they communicate with us, doesn't work the other way around.

Solnir

I wanna know how you set a shrub on fire.

Skye

Firewall and beckon them through, I imagine.

Kriemhilde

Jinsun tells you, "You are fucked up."

Jinsun tells you, "And it's endearing."

Thanks Jinsun.

Achilles

What can be more embarrassing than a mudsex log?

Over city tells:

Greys says, "Seems city is out of flame sigils."

Greys says, "Other than the non-adventurer shop."

Achilles says, "I can make a batch."

Greys says, "Heh just opportunity for the shopkeepers."

Greys says, "As they are in high demand."

Greys says, "I'd learn enchanting but I only like dancing for my own reasons.

Achilles says, "I enchant, if anyone dares to watch me I'll never make another sigil for the city again."

-Achilles doing inappropriate things around an ouroboros-

Deucalion, the Righteous Fire says, "Yes. Yes. I can see why."

-Achilles continues doing inappropriate things around an ouroboros-

Fire and fury attend Deucalion, His form burning swiftly into little more than ash and smoke.

Damn it, damn it to hell

Frederich

Deucalion, the Righteous Fire says, "He set into taking up the most difficult task of establishing the position of Hand of Dawn and gave his unflagging and full support to ensuring the success of Farrah as Dawnlord."

Imaan, Priestess of Targossas says, "Ah, wonderful. I am aiding pilgrims in understanding our Calls to Prayer but I have completely forgotten what the theme is for the prayer this month and what colour bead we use! Here is some gold. Can you run over to Marhisa at the library and purchase a handbook and some beads and help me out?"

Imaan, Priestess of Targossas hands Deucalion some gold.

Deucalion stares implacably at Imaan, Priestess of Targossas.

Her silks rustling, Imaan, Priestess of Targossas gracefully leaves to the west.

Greys

I knew there was something missing from my prayers. Obviously need to first tip the God, then ask for help.

Krypton

Unable to heal Elaise, Eritei, the Tomaculan medicine woman kills her instead.

savage

Shirszae

I love all the new deathsights that have been cropping up (or that I had never noticed before). They are all awesome.

Talamond

Frederich said:

Deucalion, the Righteous Fire says, "He set into taking up the most difficult task of establishing the position of Hand of Dawn and gave his unflagging and full support to ensuring the success of Farrah as Dawnlord."

Imaan, Priestess of Targossas says, "Ah, wonderful. I am aiding pilgrims in understanding our Calls to Prayer but I have completely forgotten what the theme is for the prayer this month and what colour bead we use! Here is some gold. Can you run over to Marhisa at the library and purchase a handbook and some beads and help me out?"

Imaan, Priestess of Targossas hands Deucalion some gold.

Deucalion stares implacably at Imaan, Priestess of Targossas.

Her silks rustling, Imaan, Priestess of Targossas gracefully leaves to the west.

This wouldn't happen if he'd finish his Academy tasks already.

Solnir

@Talamond Say that to His face.

But srsly, Deuc is fucking awesome. Be jealous, non-Targossians!

Klendathu

Solnir said:

@Talamond Say that to His face.

But srsly, Deuc is fucking awesome. Be jealous, non-Targossians!

Psh, Ashtan got a whole Court of Lords and Ladies. Suck it, pigs!

Taryius

Solnir said:

But srsly, Deuc is fucking awesome. Be jealous, non-Targossians!

I can't hear you over the sounds of locust devouring me and my citymates.

We you Sartan!

Talamond

Klendathu said:

Solnir said:

@Talamond Say that to His face.

But srsly, Deuc is fucking awesome. Be jealous, non-Targossians!

Psh, Ashtan got a whole Court hit list of Lords and Ladies. Suck it, pigs!

Morthif

Solnir said:

@Talamond Say that to His face.

But srsly, Deuc is fucking awesome. Be jealous, non-Targossians!

@Aegis is the best. Sorry losers

Morthif

Talamond said:

Klendathu said:

Solnir said:

@Talamond Say that to His face.

But srsly, Deuc is fucking awesome. Be jealous, non-Targossians!

Psh, Ashtan got a whole Court hit list of Lords and Ladies. Suck it, pigs!

You should look into this further. Not even Duecy would go up against the court without a bunch of gods to help him. Find @Makarios post in rants about how badass they are. 

Talamond

Already have. I love the Chaos Court so much.