Memorable quotes

Lothien

Synbios said:

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Dark, oppressive clouds swirl in the skies above, occluding the lights of the firmament and casting 

gloom across the earth.

You hear the raucous sounds of children at play somewhere nearby.

|4730hp(94%)|3864mp(94%) | (100%)e|(98%)w,ex|cdb-43.7%xp [Ormyrr|stance:thyr|shin:]-

Shallamese children are badasses. They play games and doesn't afraid of anything.

EDIT: Thanks, Lothien, but DOESN'T afraid of anything is the more correct one. I know. I did my research. 

Bah, that's what I get for trying to use grammatically incorrect memes.

Eld

Eld said:

Ormyrr (male Rajamala).
He is 165 years old, having been born on the 9th of Glacian, 443 years after the
fall of the Seleucarian Empire.
He is unranked in Achaea.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is not known for acts of infamy.
He is a Peasant in Hashan.
He is considered to be approximately 20% of your might.
His motto: 'What you don't know can hurt you.'
See HONOURS DEEDS ORMYRR to view his 1 special honours.

Doesn't look that scary...

Do you people not even do the reading before you come to class?

Trey

Terra has been hollowed out and cast aside for the crime of treason, a tool of 

no further use to the black Lord of the Outer Cold.

damn, son

Lothien

Sohl tells you, "Betrayal."

Sohl tells you, "Miss."

Sohl tells you, "And I hate your name."

...

Xer

I dislike it too I tried to target Lothiac for ages before switching over haha <.<

Cooper

(The Warriors of Sapience): Cain says, "Honestly i imagine all the eleusians 

listening to owl city."

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(The Warriors of Sapience): Cain says, "Jhui esp."

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(The Warriors of Sapience): You say, "I imagine most Mhaldorians listening to J.

Biebz."

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(The Warriors of Sapience): Cain says, "Hey - off i like that one song he 

does."

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(The Warriors of Sapience): Cain says, "Shit ima play it right now."

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(The Warriors of Sapience): Cain says, "After that draw my bubbleback, have some

chocolate dipped strawberries, listen to a lil firefly, then catch up on some 

gossip girl."

Can't make this up (has timestamps)

Tvistor

Cain is amazing.

Gonna go catch up on some gossip girl.

Zeon

Owl City p boss.

Iocun

I'm quite loved by them. I hear they find me an enjoyable bashing target.

Tvistor

- 2012/12/01 12:42:40 - Cain has been slain by the might of General Earionduil Moliuvia.

- 2012/12/01 12:45:47 - Lothiac has been slain by the might of Hellrazor Cain de Soulis, Sartan's 

Hammer.

- 2012/12/01 12:47:03 - Jhaul has been slain by the might of a flail-wielding gnoll sentry.

- 2012/12/01 12:47:20 - Cain has been slain by the might of General Earionduil Moliuvia.

- 2012/12/01 12:51:32 - Tvistor has been slain by the might of Brigadier General Lothiac, The Fourth 

Horseman.

- 2012/12/01 12:52:57 - Lothiac has been slain by the might of Jurixe Fol'ia.

- 2012/12/01 12:54:24 - Proficy has been slain by the might of General Earionduil Moliuvia.

- 2012/12/01 12:59:24 - Earionduil has been slain by the might of Hellrazor Cain de Soulis, Sartan's 

Hammer.

- 2012/12/01 13:00:56 - Proficy has been slain by the might of General Earionduil Moliuvia.

- 2012/12/01 13:05:15 - Lothiac has been slain by the might of Shoremaster Proficy, The Forsaken 

Fist.

- 2012/12/01 13:14:10 - Lothiac has been slain by the might of Jurixe Fol'ia.

- 2012/12/01 13:16:16 - Earionduil has been slain by the might of Archfiend Kaevan Lichlord, 

Apothecary.

- 2012/12/01 13:16:19 - Earionduil has been slain by the might of Archfiend Sherazad Tasath, Priora 

of the Monastery.

- 2012/12/01 13:16:41 - Lothiac has been slain by the might of Jurixe Fol'ia.

And after the bloodbath:

(Mhaldor): Cain says, "The important thing."

(Mhaldor): Cain says, "Is I got my ember back."

Iocun

Tvistor said:

(Mhaldor): Cain says, "The important thing."

(Mhaldor): Cain says, "Is I got my bottle back."

Synbios

Trey said:

Terra has been hollowed out and cast aside for the crime of treason, a tool of 

no further use to the black Lord of the Outer Cold.

damn, son

That sounds awesome.

Tvistor

The Lord of the Ember : the Return of the Cain

Solias tells you, "If so I've done nothing to give Mhaldor or anyone inside cause."

Solias has been consumed by the fires of a primal ember.

You tell the soul of Solias, "He just asked for a serpent then --."

You tell the soul of Solias, "Uh... nevermind."

Cain has been slain by the might of a Briar Knight.

Cain arrives from the south.

Cain claps his hands together merrily.

Cain waves about a primal ember energetically.

Jurixe says in Mhaldorian in a cool, silken voice, "Was that..formerly belonging to Solias?"

Cain says in a growling voice, "It was mine, he stole it when i dropped it after it killed me."

Cain says in a growling voice, "Then he died to it."

(Whiners Anonymous): Jurixe says, "If Cain dived knights to get -."

You say in a smoothly flowing voice, "Did you kill him to get your --."

Cain says in a growling voice, "I flew."

Cain says in a growling voice, "Landed on guards."

(Whiners Anonymous): Ilys says, "Rofl."

You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.

(Whiners Anonymous): Ilys says, "I think he did."

Cain says in a growling voice, "Picked it up without even dying."

(Whiners Anonymous): You say, "Oh my god."

Cain says in a growling voice, "The second time that is.."

Despite herself, Jurixe chuckles softly, the sound low and melodic.

(Whiners Anonymous): Sherazad says, "Lool yeah."

Jarrel

Roleplay with the Eleusian

You give Hart a thumbs up and exclaim, "Dude!"

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Druid Hart Ebonsnow, Kopaka Awha says, "May not want to get too close to Eleusis."

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(The Dojo): Mystara says, "Jeesh."

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"Sweeeet!" Hart says with excitement.

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"Pish posh," you say with a dismissive wave of your hand.

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(The Dojo): Mystara says, "Roroan's such a strict dude."

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You give Hart a thumbs up and exclaim, "Dude!"

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You attempt to stifle your amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

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"Sweeeet!" Hart says with excitement.

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You tell Druid Hart Ebonsnow, Kopaka Awha, "So funny ."

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You swing your arm up and high-five Hart enthusiastically.

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You wave goodbye.

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Hart waves goodbye.

Dunn

(The Warriors of Sapience): Proficy says, "You all are so pathetic at RP."

Tagg

My b, will say lol more often when I die

Bonko

(): Narcos says, "So whats the deal with this fortune telling 

box?"

(): Narcos says, "I got it in a globe, you ask a question out 

loud and shake it."

You tell Raj Narcos, Monk of Heem, "Ask: is bonko going to be shrubbed again. 

SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE."

Narcos tells you, "You shake an obscure wooden box vigorously and put your eye 

to the small opening. After a moment, a few golden letters appear within the 

indigo haze: "Doubtful.""

Narcos tells you, "You are in luck."

All hail the new Hermes.

Bonko

You tell Jarrod Lucoster, Instrument of Decay, "I found Lorielan's exit route: a

pair of mighty jade and gold doors."

You tell Jarrod Lucoster, Instrument of Decay, "Now to figure out how to open 

it."

Jarrod tells you, "Look out over Sapience and say 'No' and maybe they'll open."

You tell Jarrod Lucoster, Instrument of Decay, "Ok, let me make my way to a 

horn."

Jarrod tells you, "Haha."

<Walkies>

You get 100 gold sovereigns from a canvas backpack.

You trickle the sovereigns into the horn and are granted the ability to use the 

Ram's Horn to project your voice across the land once, within the next two 

minutes.

You have emoted: Bonko carefully moves towards the edge of the mountain and 

looks out over Sapience with a steely gaze.

You shout, "No."

<Walkies>

Jarrod tells you, "Success?"

You tell Jarrod Lucoster, Instrument of Decay, "Running back."

Jarrod tells you, "Would be funny if they closed right when you got there."

You tell Jarrod Lucoster, Instrument of Decay, "D:."

You tell Jarrod Lucoster, Instrument of Decay, "They are still closed."

You tell Jarrod Lucoster, Instrument of Decay, "I'm tempted to go shout "Excuse 

me, I thought the secret password to the crystal realm was 'no'. Why is it not 

working?""

Jarrod tells you, "I'd laugh, at least."

You tell Jarrod Lucoster, Instrument of Decay, "Let me fix that for you: I'd 

laugh [while you're shrubbed], at least."

Jarrod tells you, ">.>."

I was tricked.

Bonko

@Alyssea & @Penwize:

(): You say, "You close your eyes and reach out with your mind 

to seek out wormholes. You sense a wormhole between A darkened pool and Throne 

of the Jade Empress."

A ghostly apparition glides into view from the south.

Penwize sprints in from the south.

Alyssea raises her hand in greeting to Penwize and says "Hi!"

Penwize clasps his hands before himself, faces Alyssea, and performs a simple, 

respectful bow.

Penwize moves his huge bulk to the south with surprising grace.

The Dragon Penwize thunders in from the south.

Penwize moves his huge bulk to the south with surprising grace.

A darkened pool.

A slight, seductive darkness touches the corners here, calming like the dusk, 

matching that deep blue shade and the hush it brings with it. The walls progress

to an ashen marble, deep grey like the clouds of a storm, while the floor is 

celestial azure, as brilliant as the Lady's eyes. A pool sits in the centre, set

deep within the floor, and its clear surface is touched with flower petals of 

red and violet hues. The water they float upon seems depthless, possessed of a 

sweet scent with no name save that of summer. Pale flames send shards of light 

piercing through it, set upon the walls in ornate globes. A marble pool has been

set into the floor, deep but clear. Two doors of swirling jade and gold dominate

the northern wall. A tall, black vase has been set in the corner, half-hidden in

shadow. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. Munin leans out of her 

pool, dark eyes watchful.

You see a single exit leading south.

You close your eyes and reach out with your mind to seek out wormholes.

You sense no wormhole here.

Jurixe

I thought this was pretty funny

Nameless One, Rakhir says in Mhaldorian, "What venoms would be useful to shoot with in actions like those we just finished?"

Nizaris says in Mhaldorian in a pained voice, "Prefarar, largely."

Cain says in a growling voice, "Or delph for when they burst."

You say in Mhaldorian in a cool, silken voice, "Typical venoms of choice are prefarar, curare, and loki."

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[Iocun - Before two towering mountains.]

Target tar = Iocun.

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aim Iocun s

snipe Iocun s

You pull an arrow from your quiver and nock it to your bow.

You draw in a deep breath and begin to focus your aim on Iocun.

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You feel confident that your aim is accurate.

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You train your expert eye on Iocun and let fly an arrow with breathtaking precision.

Your aim augments the flight of your arrow.

Your arrow strikes true!

(Party): You say, "Sniped Iocun south (curare)."

[bit more sniping, people go south]

You train your expert eye on Iocun and let fly an arrow with breathtaking precision.

Your aim augments the flight of your arrow.

Your arrow strikes true!

pt Sniped Iocun south (curare)

You have slain Iocun.

IOCUN is dead yay! You win.

IOCUN is dead yay! You win.

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Your aim is no longer fixed on Iocun.

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(Party): You say, "Sniped Iocun south (curare)."

[one or two more arrows]

You pull an arrow from your quiver and nock it to your bow.

I do not recognise anything called that here.

Before two towering mountains (road). (Island off the Northern Vashnars)

[stuff and people]

Cain says in a growling voice, "Duanatharan."

Azor leaves, following Cain.

Cain is swiftly carried into the skies and out of sight by a pair of atavian wings.

You train your expert eye on Iocun and let fly an arrow with breathtaking precision.

Your aim augments the flight of your arrow.

Your arrow strikes true!

(Party): You say, "Sniped Iocun up (curare)."

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Impaled upon the bardiche of an ormyrr guard, Iocun rasps his last breaths and dies.

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You slip away to the north and successfully evade your pursuers.

The gates of Mhaldor.

[more stuff and more people]

Rakhir swirls an iron-tipped whip, coils it up neatly and slips it onto an iron belthook.

Rakhir ceases to wield a buckler in his right hand.

A darkbow flies free from a black leather baldric as Rakhir swiftly draws it.

You say in Mhaldorian in a cool, silken voice, "Like so."

"Heh heh heh," Cain chuckles at you.

The corners of Rakhir's mouth turn up as he grins mischievously.

And later, after he dies a few more times:

Deacon Hayte asks you in Mhaldorian, "Did you pay Iocun to walk by at that moment so you could look impressive for the lesson?"

Edit: ok I don't know how quote tags work

Iocun

The last couple of arrows were unenvenomed though, tsk!

P.S. Where is the lycopod salad I was promised in return for my services?

Jurixe

Iocun said:

The last couple of arrows were unenvenomed though, tsk!

P.S. Where is the lycopod salad I was promised in return for my services?

Yeah, I was in the middle of envenoming a quiver for him and forgot I had it on.

(also shh it's in the mail)

Jiraishin

Every time I read the name 'Rakhir' all I can think of is Rackhir the Red Archer.

Jarrod

Triak purses his lips and blows lightly upon you.

Triak purses his lips and blows lightly upon you.

Triak's eyes widen in disbelief as he shouts, "Oh my GODS!"

Triak waves about a bone and clay whistle jar energetically.

Triak, the Mindbreaker says, "This jar thinks you're jar."



Hah.

Kresslack

Erm....what? Why is my base health so low? It should be about 3700.

You are level 78 (Transmortal) and 53% of the way to the next level.

Health: 3281/3281  Mana: 3762/3762

Endurance: 14830/14830  Willpower: 14914/16000

Strength: 15  Dexterity: 13  Constitution: 11  Intelligence: 12

Eld

Kresslack said:

Erm....what? Why is my base health so low? It should be about 3700.

You are level 78 (Transmortal) and 53% of the way to the next level.

Health: 3281/3281  Mana: 3762/3762

Endurance: 14830/14830  Willpower: 14914/16000

Strength: 15  Dexterity: 13  Constitution: 11  Intelligence: 12

300+3*11*78+4*78 = 3186. Add 3% for health weaver and you get 3281. Where'd you get the 3700?

Kresslack

Eld said:

Kresslack said:

Erm....what? Why is my base health so low? It should be about 3700.

You are level 78 (Transmortal) and 53% of the way to the next level.

Health: 3281/3281  Mana: 3762/3762

Endurance: 14830/14830  Willpower: 14914/16000

Strength: 15  Dexterity: 13  Constitution: 11  Intelligence: 12

300+3*11*78+4*78 = 3186. Add 3% for health weaver and you get 3281. Where'd you get the 3700?

That's what was yesterday, without runes, favours, or any other buffs. And I haven't died or anything since then. Also, I thought Health and Mana were supposed to be on par with one another.

Jacen

I think mana is ahead of health with equal CON/INT stats. Not sure why though

Cooper

Jacen said:

I think mana is ahead of health with equal CON/INT stats. Not sure why though

It's not.

Jacen

You are level 49 (Eminent) and 41% of the way to the next level.

Health:       2546 / 2327     Mana:         2647 / 2486

Endurance:   10200 /10200     Willpower:    9182 /10200

Strength: 12  Dexterity: 12  Constitution: 12  Intelligence: 12