Memorable quotes

Caelan

Puxi said:

What the shit did I just read?!

I think someone put like... a Japanese pop song into Google Translate or something... ???

Grimsley

Emilea dies to being ganked, her response:
The soul of Emilea says with a stiff, Kamleikan accent, "I'll gank your novices now."

You tell Emilea, "Perhaps you shouldn't attack people on clouds with your little group before you

whine about being killed."

 

Emilea tells you, "I will kill you all, don't worry."

 

Emilea impishly tells you, "Your whole little group acts brave together, isn't worth half a shit

alone."

 

Emilea tells you, "Couldn't fight your way out of a paper bag alone, I imagine."

 

You tell Emilea, "Gonna keep talking?"

 

Emilea tells you, "Lylith and I will jump you all, one by one."

 

Emilea tells you, "You started it, if you wish to duel come. But I doubt it."

 

You tell Emilea, "HAHAHAHA talks about fighting alone."

 

Emilea tells you, "The lot of you like to hide behind your father's much larger cock than your own."

 

You tell Emilea, "Then says you're gonna jump us as a team."

 

You tell Emilea, "HHAHAHA."

 

Emilea tells you, "And bark up a tree."

 

You tell Emilea, "This is gold, keep going, please."

 

Emilea tells you, "Oh yes, you prove that you are unable to function as an adult or do anything

alone. So I will take you down with someone to show you how it feels."

 

You tell Emilea, "YAAAASSS so much anger."

Szanthax

Remember when deaths used to.. like... mean something?

Skye

Grimsley said:

Emilea tells you, "The lot of you like to hide behind your father's much larger cock than your own."

 

bloodline show grimsley

That person has no bloodline registered as of this time.


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Cynlael

It's depressing (for all but like 2) to know who all these retirees are, and the games they came from... It is "good" to know that their attitudes haven't changed in the slightest.

Emilea

Grimsley said:

Emilea dies to being ganked, her response:
The soul of Emilea says with a stiff, Kamleikan accent, "I'll gank your novices now."

You tell Emilea, "Perhaps you shouldn't attack people on clouds with your little group before you

whine about being killed."

 

Emilea tells you, "I will kill you all, don't worry."

 

Emilea impishly tells you, "Your whole little group acts brave together, isn't worth half a shit

alone."

 

Emilea tells you, "Couldn't fight your way out of a paper bag alone, I imagine."

 

You tell Emilea, "Gonna keep talking?"

 

Emilea tells you, "Lylith and I will jump you all, one by one."

 

Emilea tells you, "You started it, if you wish to duel come. But I doubt it."

 

You tell Emilea, "HAHAHAHA talks about fighting alone."

 

Emilea tells you, "The lot of you like to hide behind your father's much larger cock than your own."

 

You tell Emilea, "Then says you're gonna jump us as a team."

 

You tell Emilea, "HHAHAHA."

 

Emilea tells you, "And bark up a tree."

 

You tell Emilea, "This is gold, keep going, please."

 

Emilea tells you, "Oh yes, you prove that you are unable to function as an adult or do anything

alone. So I will take you down with someone to show you how it feels."

 

You tell Emilea, "YAAAASSS so much anger."

Ah sorry, Gimsley. I sent this to Senoske, if you see him, please tell him not to take IC things OoC such as outbursts of anger. I'd hate you to be pinned for abusing an alt to not discredit Senoske in any way! Sorry that he made you put this up!

Bann

Cynlael said:

It's depressing (for all but like 2) to know who all these retirees are, and the games they came from... It is "good" to know that their attitudes haven't changed in the slightest.

The sarcasm is strong with this one

Skye

Skye said:

Grimsley Senoske said:

Emilea tells you, "The lot of you like to hide behind your father's much larger cock than your own."

 

bloodline show grimsley

That person has no bloodline registered as of this time.


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bloodline  show senoske

Children

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Darlah          M: Aislynn            F: Senoske

Pheadrae        M: Julya              F: Senoske

Candace         M: Sylia              F: Senoske

Yicci           M: Taraza             F: Senoske

Xanthia         M: Mei                F: Senoske

Grandchildren

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<GOD DAMN IT CANDACE!>


Ain't no daddy with a giant cock here bruh.

Senoske

Skye said:

Skye said:

Grimsley Senoske said:

Emilea tells you, "The lot of you like to hide behind your father's much larger cock than your own."

 

bloodline show grimsley

That person has no bloodline registered as of this time.


???????

bloodline  show senoske

Children

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Darlah          M: Aislynn            F: Senoske

Pheadrae        M: Julya              F: Senoske

Candace         M: Sylia              F: Senoske

Yicci           M: Taraza             F: Senoske

Xanthia         M: Mei                F: Senoske

Grandchildren

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<GOD DAMN IT CANDACE!>


Ain't no daddy with a giant cock here bruh.

Ohhhh don't get me started on his poor bloodline. Also I meant that to stay in a pastebin. >.> Oh well.

Emilea

Skye said:

Skye said:

Grimsley Senoske Grimsley said:

Emilea tells you, "The lot of you like to hide behind your father's much larger cock than your own."

 

bloodline show grimsley

That person has no bloodline registered as of this time.


???????

bloodline  show senoske

Children

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Darlah          M: Aislynn            F: Senoske

Pheadrae        M: Julya              F: Senoske

Candace         M: Sylia              F: Senoske

Yicci           M: Taraza             F: Senoske

Xanthia         M: Mei                F: Senoske

Grandchildren

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<GOD DAMN IT CANDACE!>


Ain't no daddy with a giant cock here bruh.

Hmm, my insult has no merit then. How about metaphorical father? Such as or Rangor maybe?
This is a big blow, usually my insults are well thought out and stab through the rib cage. Now this man doesn't have a father and I thought he did, I am a heartless person. 
I apologize.

Skye

That's fine.  You'll do better next time.  I just feel that if a man is indeed so well endowed as to be able to bulldoze his way through a bunch of 18 year olds like so much IKEA plywood with but a single thrust of his hips,  we all deserve  to know.  Y'know,  for science and all that. 

Rangor

Emilea said:

Skye said:

Skye said:

Grimsley Senoske Grimsley said:

Emilea tells you, "The lot of you like to hide behind your father's much larger cock than your own."

 

bloodline show grimsley

That person has no bloodline registered as of this time.


???????

bloodline  show senoske

Children

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Darlah          M: Aislynn            F: Senoske

Pheadrae        M: Julya              F: Senoske

Candace         M: Sylia              F: Senoske

Yicci           M: Taraza             F: Senoske

Xanthia         M: Mei                F: Senoske

Grandchildren

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<GOD DAMN IT CANDACE!>


Ain't no daddy with a giant cock here bruh.

Hmm, my insult has no merit then. How about metaphorical father? Such as or Rangor maybe?
This is a big blow, usually my insults are well thought out and stab through the rib cage. Now this man doesn't have a father and I thought he did, I am a heartless person. 
I apologize.

What it seems like is that your an emotional little teenager that rages as if he was playing lol for the first time without supervision from his parents.

Quality.

Cynlael

Rangor said:

What it seems like is that your an emotional little teenager that rages as if he was playing lol for the first time without supervision from his parents.

Quality.

You're*

[spoiler]Kek.[/spoiler]

Kythra

Rangor said:

Emilea said:

Skye said:

Skye said:

Grimsley Senoske Grimsley said:

Emilea tells you, "The lot of you like to hide behind your father's much larger cock than your own."

 

bloodline show grimsley

That person has no bloodline registered as of this time.


???????

bloodline  show senoske

Children

--------

Darlah          M: Aislynn            F: Senoske

Pheadrae        M: Julya              F: Senoske

Candace         M: Sylia              F: Senoske

Yicci           M: Taraza             F: Senoske

Xanthia         M: Mei                F: Senoske

Grandchildren

---------
<GOD DAMN IT CANDACE!>


Ain't no daddy with a giant cock here bruh.

Hmm, my insult has no merit then. How about metaphorical father? Such as or Rangor maybe?
This is a big blow, usually my insults are well thought out and stab through the rib cage. Now this man doesn't have a father and I thought he did, I am a heartless person. 
I apologize.

What it seems like is that your an emotional little teenager that rages as if he was playing lol for the first time without supervision from his parents.

Quality.

*Ponders the temper tantrum of Rangor quitting FAG then expelling all Mhaldorians on TMC*

Huh.

Rangor

Cynlael said:

Rangor said:

What it seems like is that your an emotional little teenager that rages as if he was playing lol for the first time without supervision from his parents.

Quality.

You're*

[spoiler]Kek.[/spoiler]

Autocorrect.

Rangor

Kythra said:

Rangor said:

Emilea said:

Skye said:

Skye said:

Grimsley Senoske Grimsley said:

Emilea tells you, "The lot of you like to hide behind your father's much larger cock than your own."

 

bloodline show grimsley

That person has no bloodline registered as of this time.


???????

bloodline  show senoske

Children

--------

Darlah          M: Aislynn            F: Senoske

Pheadrae        M: Julya              F: Senoske

Candace         M: Sylia              F: Senoske

Yicci           M: Taraza             F: Senoske

Xanthia         M: Mei                F: Senoske

Grandchildren

---------
<GOD DAMN IT CANDACE!>


Ain't no daddy with a giant cock here bruh.

Hmm, my insult has no merit then. How about metaphorical father? Such as or Rangor maybe?
This is a big blow, usually my insults are well thought out and stab through the rib cage. Now this man doesn't have a father and I thought he did, I am a heartless person. 
I apologize.

What it seems like is that your an emotional little teenager that rages as if he was playing lol for the first time without supervision from his parents.

Quality.

*Ponders the temper tantrum of Rangor quitting FAG then expelling all Mhaldorians on TMC*

Huh.

Rawr. That was just me that could not put up with the stupids no more dear.

Mishgul

TIL rangor is racist

Ahmet

Mishgul said:

TIL rangor is racist

He's cityist, actually. Which, as anyone who has visited ninety percent of Texas towns knows, is perfectly acceptable.

Bleak

So glad we got a new raging Ashtani. I was worried we'd be without entertainment after Airius got shrubbed. Thanks for the quality you bring us @Emilea

Dunn

Do you really want to argue about quality or can we agree that you should leave your cancer in your brain? We should all do that. 

Jinsun

Dunn said:

Do you really want to argue about quality or can we agree that you should leave your cancer in your brain? We should all do that. 

But we're all so witty and funny

Bleak

Ashtan just seems to attract a special kind of Achaean. Airius, Jinsun, Emilea... it's time I write an application letter. 

Dunn

We have binders of special people. 

Adeleine

                     

Jinsun

You say in a delicate and discerning voice, "Always."

Tianondria leans into you and kisses you long and tenderly.

Omor sticks his tongue out and says, "Ack."

You say to Omor in a delicate and discerning voice, "Sorry, did you want a kiss, 

too?"

The corners of Tianondria's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.

Bann snickers softly to himself.

Omor utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Omor says in a clear, confident voice, "No thanks."

You lean forward and place a gentle kiss on Omor's forehead.

Tianondria giggles happily.

Omor shudders violently.

You say in a delicate and discerning voice, "Don't let it go to your head."

You tap your nose knowingly.

Bann attempts to stifle his amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

Omor wipes his forehead with his sleeve.

Tianondria's eyes sparkle with amusement.

Omor says to you in a clear, confident voice, "I need to bathe in voyria, now, I 

think."

The Dragon Dredrith thunders in from the down.

Dredrith says to you in a clipped, gruff baritone voice, "Gay."

Dredrith lifts one hand to touch an earring of Sinope.

A look of true love crosses Dredrith's face.

A look of purest love crosses Dredrith's face, and Dredrith is summoned away.

Omor utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Tianondria snickers softly to herself.

You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.

Omor says in a clear, confident voice, "That was the best run-by insult I've 

ever seen."

Omor says in a clear, confident voice, "Not that I've seen a lot of them..."

Tianondria says in a soft, sweet voice, "It was pretty good."

Khel

TIL all I had to do to get some fatherly affection after Atalkez left was ask! Would have been so much easier than running away to Mdor.

Shayde

Khel said:

TIL all I had to do to get some fatherly affection after Atalkez left was ask! Would have been so much easier than running away to Mdor.

What is this "fatherly affection" you speak of? It is always a good day when I don't see mine, lest I get pulled through wormholes, hypnotized to mischan, or whatever other amusement pops up in his mind. -.- ;

Adeleine

2016/10/12 21:28:43 - Adeleine says, "My observations so far: Enemies appear on a 30 second timer starting from when you enter the room. Only one can exist per person at a time -- so if it takes you 40 seconds to kill one, the next appearance will be a minute from the last."


Lisbethae told You: So, 30 second and timer are both insane. We've had warnings from the Divine that if the clan isn't kept sane, they will close it down.
You told Lisbethae: No it's not. The creatures appear every 30 seconds.
Lisbethae told You: We have no seconds here, and there are no timers.
You told Lisbethae: Okay. The creatures appear every fifteen times I doubleslash something. Keeping track of time is an entirely sane concept.
Lisbethae told You: Timer is not. I don't want to make this a thing. I just don't wnat the clan to go away.
You told Lisbethae: It is absolutely silly to insinuate that observing that something happens at regularly precise intervals is insane. The sun rises once a day, you could sanely create a numerical timer based on this. This is actually called a clock, which are things that do exist in Achaea.

If seconds and timers don't exist, how do people set hypnosis affs and holocaust globes on timers measured in seconds? How does Dalphon the Clockworker (who presumably works clocks) and clocks themselves exist?

Khel

Adeleine said:

2016/10/12 21:28:43 - Adeleine says, "My observations so far: Enemies appear on a 30 second timer starting from when you enter the room. Only one can exist per person at a time -- so if it takes you 40 seconds to kill one, the next appearance will be a minute from the last."


Lisbethae told You: So, 30 second and timer are both insane. We've had warnings from the Divine that if the clan isn't kept sane, they will close it down.
You told Lisbethae: No it's not. The creatures appear every 30 seconds.
Lisbethae told You: We have no seconds here, and there are no timers.
You told Lisbethae: Okay. The creatures appear every fifteen times I doubleslash something. Keeping track of time is an entirely sane concept.
Lisbethae told You: Timer is not. I don't want to make this a thing. I just don't wnat the clan to go away.
You told Lisbethae: It is absolutely silly to insinuate that observing that something happens at regularly precise intervals is insane. The sun rises once a day, you could sanely create a numerical timer based on this. This is actually called a clock, which are things that do exist in Achaea.

If seconds and timers don't exist, how do people set hypnosis affs and holocaust globes on timers measured in seconds? How does Dalphon the Clockworker (who presumably works clocks) and clocks themselves exist?

Inform Cyrene they need to remove the clocktower as it is a type of timer, and measures things in OOC concepts. I expect @Lisbethae will gladly lead the deconstruction crews?

Aegoth

Lisbethae's always been.... yea. Just ignore her