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  • Adeleine said:


          
    this is why my boar is perma.. bastard thing and bastard moon faded too often


  • Rangor said:
    Sarathai said:
    Rangor said:
    This is why Los is a must.

    Snipe bots assemble!

    Also starbursts.
    I have breathstream, no bow, crappy ping, and no snipebot script. Can I come anyway?
    You are assigned to sacrificial bait.
    The things we do for Nature.
    - (Eleusis): Ellodin says, "The Fissure of Echoes is Sarathai's happy place."
    - With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
    - (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
    - Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
    - Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."



  • edited October 2016
    [H:3842 M:3463 E:18080 R:0][OGckdbex]  l
    Open landscape.
    --- Area 109: The Daoric Plains -------------
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    --- Open landscape --------------- -8:2:0 ---
    Sunset falls upon the arid landscape, the reddish light filtering across the horizon. Examining the 
    surroundings with an impervious gaze, a white llama waits for something to happen.
    You see exits leading northeast and south.
    [H:3842 M:3463 E:18098 R:0][OGckdbex]  wield rope
    You begin to wield a length of rope in your left hand.
    [H:3842 M:3463 E:18098 R:0][OGckdbex]  lasso llama
    You do not see that here.
    [H:3842 M:3463 E:18048 R:0][OGckdbex]  ih
    Number of objects: 0
    [H:3842 M:3463 E:18074 R:0][OGckdbex]


  • edited October 2016
    @Sirrion thanks Reymi profusely.
    Kaylalee greedily shoves a ginger biscuit filled with cream into her mouth.
    Sirrion says to Reymi in an acrid, raspy voice, "So much food."
    Reymi nods her head emphatically.
    Reymi says in an engaging voice, "Eat please!"
    Sirrion nods his head emphatically.
    Reymi says in an engaging voice, "I hate to see it go to waste."
    Sirrion pops the skewer into his mouth and pulls off the first indigo dumpling. Pausing to chew, he consumes the remaining dumplings one at a time, leaving a bare skewer.
    You say muffled in a honeyed voice, "I fhound bishcuith."
    Sirrion snickers softly to himself.
    Sirrion says in an acrid, raspy voice, "She's a fan of bread and bread related products."
    Sirrion winks knowingly.
    You nod your head affirmatively.
    Reymi gives a trillingly melodic laugh.
  • You give some grain to a small herd of sheep.
    You attempt to balance some grain on the back of the nearest sheep. As it falls to the floor, you 
    bend to retrieve some grain, wondering why you attempted to do something so foolish in the first 
    place.
    welp
  • Kaylalee said:

    Sirrion says in an acrid, raspy voice, "She's a fan of bread and bread related products."
    .
    Ummm, I heard bread!?!


  • 07:11:53.07 10629h|100%|10697m|100%|100%e 100%w| cdbk|dex |   -  dragonsense jhui
    ******************************************************************************
    **-->       You appear to have caused an untrapped error in Achaea       <--**
    **-->         Please do not execute this command again (for now)         <--**
    **-->                         "dragonsense jhui"                         <--**
    ******************************************************************************
    07:12:28.07 10629h|100%|10697m|100%|99%e 99%w| cdbk|dex |   -  dragonsense jinsun
    Tapping into the unfathomable depths of your power, you sense that Jinsun is at Before the entrance
    of a gloomy swamp cavern, in the bog of Ashtan.  (31517)  (Bog of Ashtan)
    07:12:31.40 10629h|100%|10664m|99%|99%e 99%w| cdbk|dx |   -  (-33m, 0.3%)
    You have recovered equilibrium.
    07:12:32.74 10629h|100%|10664m|99%|100%e 99%w| cdbk|dex |   -  dragonsense jhui
    ******************************************************************************
    **-->       You appear to have caused an untrapped error in Achaea       <--**
    **-->         Please do not execute this command again (for now)         <--**
    **-->                         "dragonsense jhui"                         <--**
    ******************************************************************************
     @Jhui clearly broke reality.
    - (Eleusis): Ellodin says, "The Fissure of Echoes is Sarathai's happy place."
    - With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
    - (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
    - Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
    - Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."



  • You don't follow directions very well, do you. :tongue:

  • You use a soot-blackened tinderbox to light the firecracker.
    You light the fuse on the firecracker and it begins to burn merrily.

    drop firecracker
    You must regain balance first.

    Noticing that a jumbo-sized firecracker is about to explode in your hands, you quickly extinguish
    the fuse and sigh in relief.

    You blink.

    drop firecracker
    You must regain balance first.

    You have recovered balance on all limbs.


    You use a soot-blackened tinderbox to light the firecracker.
    You light the fuse on the firecracker and it begins to burn merrily.
    drop firecracker
    You must regain balance first.
    drop firecracker
    You must regain balance first.
    drop firecracker
    You must regain balance first.
    drop firecracker
    You must regain balance first.
    drop firecracker

    Noticing that a jumbo-sized firecracker is about to explode in your hands, you quickly extinguish
    the fuse and sigh in relief.

    You must regain balance first.

    You have recovered balance on all limbs.






    I'm getting the feeling the Divine are sick of Fireworks...

  • AhmetAhmet Wherever I wanna be
    Huh. Neat.
  • https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/kdOknpPx

    Apparently, blindness found its way onto my curing priority list and my defense priority list simultaneously immediately after the announce. Spam ensued.
  • Jesus....backstabbers the lot of you!
  • edited October 2016
    Leviticus tells you, "Because you can't fight 1v1."

    Leviticus tells you, "Same tactic over and over."
    4340h, 4340m, 20071e, 20800w excdbk 69.8- 19:47:45.890


    Leviticus shuffles his feet in boredom.
    3917h, 4242m, 20181e, 20779w ecdbk 69.8- 19:49:43.809
    You may drink another health or mana elixir. (4.884s)
    3917h, 4242m, 20181e, 20779w ecdbk 69.8- 19:49:43.820
    You have recovered balance on all limbs. (1.88s)
    3917h, 4242m, 20191e, 20779w excdbk 69.8- 19:49:43.931
    You quickly prick Leviticus with your dirk.
    Striking like a snake, you prick Leviticus a second time with your dirk.
    The protective coating covering the skin of Leviticus sloughs off.

         : [ano] [ast] [dar] [imp] nau-25% [slic] [wea] 
    [GZ]:    <<<<  Hard-locked!  >>>>
    3917h, 4242m, 20181e, 20779w ecdbk 69.8- 19:49:43.991
    A great weight seems to have been lifted from Cailan.
    3917h, 4242m, 20181e, 20785w ecdbk 69.8- 19:49:44.789
    Cailan takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his skin.
    3917h, 4242m, 20181e, 20785w ecdbk 69.8- 19:49:44.930
    Leviticus stands up.
    TARGET STANDING
    TARGET STANDING
    TARGET STANDING
    3917h, 4242m, 20181e, 20785w ecdbk 69.8- 19:49:45.056
    A nearly invisible magical shield forms around Leviticus.          //  SHIELDED
    clearqueue bal
    3917h, 4242m, 20181e, 20785w ecdbk 69.8- 19:49:45.108
    You have nothing queued for balance.
    3917h, 4242m, 20181e, 20785w ecdbk 69.8- 19:49:45.229

    Leviticus lets out a piercing scream, as if wounded by the very sunlight.
    4134h, 4317m, 20181e, 20785w ecdbk 69.8- 19:49:45.795(+217h, 5.0%, +75m, 1.7%) 
    You purge every drop of venom from your bloodstream.
    4134h, 4317m, 20181e, 20785w ecdbk 69.8- 19:49:45.844
    You have recovered balance on all limbs. (2.023s)
    4134h, 4317m, 20181e, 20785w excdbk 69.8- 19:49:46.014
    You purge every drop of venom from your bloodstream.
    4134h, 4317m, 20181e, 20785w excdbk 69.8- 19:49:46.063
    You feel the power of the venom curare flowing through your veins.
    4134h, 4317m, 20181e, 20785w excdbk 69.8- 19:49:46.085
    You sink your fangs into Leviticus, injecting just the proper amount of curare.
    Horror overcomes Leviticus's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.

         : [ano] [ast] [dar] [imp] nau-25% [par] [slic] [wea] 
    [GZ]:    <<<<  Hard-locked!  >>>>
    4134h, 4317m, 20141e, 20785w ecdbk 69.8- 19:49:46.104
    You purge every drop of venom from your bloodstream.
    4134h, 4317m, 20141e, 20785w ecdbk 69.8- 19:49:46.433
    Cailan says in a raspy, guttural voice, "Bye bye."
    4134h, 4317m, 20141e, 20785w ecdbk 69.8- 19:49:46.530
    You have recovered balance on all limbs. (1.654s)
    4134h, 4317m, 20141e, 20785w excdbk 69.8- 19:49:47.758
    Leviticus lets out a piercing scream, as if wounded by the very sunlight.
    4134h, 4317m, 20141e, 20785w excdbk 69.8- 19:49:47.793say good fight
    You say in a quiet voice, "Good fight."
    4134h, 4302m, 20151e, 20791w excdbk 69.8- 19:49:48.576(-15m, 0.3%) 
    You may eat another bit of irid moss or potash. (6.016s)
    4134h, 4302m, 20151e, 20791w excdbk 69.8- 19:49:48.886
    You take a monolith sigil from a bag of stasis.
    4134h, 4302m, 20151e, 20791w excdbk 69.8- 19:49:49.018
    You drop a monolith sigil.
    4134h, 4302m, 20151e, 20791w excdbk 69.8- 19:49:49.039
    You are not the member of any party.
    4134h, 4302m, 20151e, 20791w excdbk 69.8- 19:49:49.061
    You smirk.
    4134h, 4302m, 20151e, 20791w excdbk 69.8- 19:49:49.802
    You say in a quiet voice, "Lady Lightbringer, Lord Righteous Fire, I beseech You: bear witness to my 
    service, and guide my blade."
    4134h, 4302m, 20151e, 20791w excdbk 69.8- 19:49:50.813
    You feel the power of the venom voyria flowing through your veins.
    4134h, 4302m, 20151e, 20791w excdbk 69.8- 19:49:50.827
    You sink your fangs into Leviticus, injecting just the proper amount of voyria.

         : [ano] [ast] [dar] [imp] nau-25% [par] [slic] [voy] [wea] 
    [GZ]:    <<<<  Hard-locked!  >>>>
    4134h, 4302m, 20111e, 20791w ecdbk 69.8- 19:49:50.850
    You purge every drop of venom from your bloodstream.
    4134h, 4302m, 20111e, 20791w ecdbk 69.8- 19:49:50.862

    Leviticus looks about bemusedly.

         : [ano] [ast] [conf] [dar] [imp] nau-25% [par] [slic] [voy] [wea] 
    [GZ]:    <<<<  Hard-locked!  >>>>
    4134h, 4302m, 20111e, 20791w ecdbk 69.8- 19:49:51.885
    You have recovered balance on all limbs. (1.719s)
    4134h, 4302m, 20121e, 20797w excdbk 69.8- 19:49:52.570
    Cailan takes a drink from a dark vial of acacia wood and blossoms.
    4134h, 4287m, 20121e, 20797w excdbk 69.8- 19:49:53.084(-15m, 0.3%) 
    Leviticus faints and drops to the floor as the last vestiges of his strength are drained away.
    You have slain Leviticus.                      //  TARGET DIED.
    Your triumph suffuses you with a great rush of experience.
    A starburst tattoo flares and bathes Leviticus in red light.
    A black Dardanic stallion falls from Leviticus's person.
    A skeletal kitten falls from Leviticus's person.
    A goldenseal root falls from Leviticus's person.
    A lobelia seed falls from Leviticus's person.
    Some irid moss falls from Leviticus's person.
    A skullcap flower falls from Leviticus's person.
    A skullcap flower falls from Leviticus's person.
    A skullcap flower falls from Leviticus's person.
    A sileris berry falls from Leviticus's person.
    A goldenseal root falls from Leviticus's person.
    A skullcap flower falls from Leviticus's person.
    A ginseng root falls from Leviticus's person.
    A ginseng root falls from Leviticus's person.
    A bloodroot leaf falls from Leviticus's person.
    A bloodroot leaf falls from Leviticus's person.
    A bloodroot leaf falls from Leviticus's person.
    A goldenseal root falls from Leviticus's person.
    4134h, 4287m, 20121e, 20797w excdbk 70.1- 19:49:54.004


    Solid lol moment

  • 2016/10/11 02:20:36 - Regi declared Ithin'urai to be a formal enemy. Reason: Tsol'teth.



    Racist pig
  • SkyeSkye The Duchess Bellatere
    Traveller Kune yells, "Gattan'bahar, if you are in there, you needs must tell him how you feel!"

    Traveller Kune yells, "The Tsol'teth are surely more refined creatures that we of the dirt under the sun.  I am only human, but in these last few months I have felt such highs and lows as any like me can. I cannot imagine what you would feel less strongly than I. Ithin'urai. He is as you are, the first of Sixth. You are two, and of a kind. Such loneliness I have felt I ache to think that you, who I have spent every waking day studying and listening for any merest whisper of, might feel. I know my time is short, and those of my kind. But in that time I must, I need to know that those who will survive will know love. We may die, yes, but that never must. In the coldness of the strains, of the manipulations of the spiral ribbons, there has to be some warmth, some life. Please! Take this, and tell him. I was too late. I plead you not be. However this ends, he must know, and you deserve to..."

    I...what... 


  • What the shit did I just read?!
  • Why the fuck is that kid trying to give the world event a Tsol'teth romance subplot?
  • Erotic fan fiction comes in all shapes, just look at how 50 Shades started. 

    (Party): Mezghar says, "Stop."
  • Xaden said:
    Cyrene. Not even once.

    We've got excellent tea tho =)
  • edited October 2016
    Edena said:
    Xaden said:
    Cyrene. Not even once.

    We've got excellent tea tho =)
    Then why am I consistently "treated" to an endless stream of Targ players entering Eleusis on orders from their city leaders to buy out the contents of the Eleusis tea shop?
    - (Eleusis): Ellodin says, "The Fissure of Echoes is Sarathai's happy place."
    - With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
    - (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
    - Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
    - Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."



  • edited October 2016
    Silon'ukia and Kemnast (and Gerzon omg)

    I have a thing thing for Stoic types
  • You say with a distinguished Arcadian accent, "What an interesting game you're playing there."
    Vishengo says, "Pah. You do not know this game. It does not matter anyway, for one of the pieces fell into the fire pit and I cannot get it back."

    Oh, gee, this looks like a quick and easy quest!
    You give a charred gamepiece to Vishengo.
    Vishengo gives a horrified gasp.
    Vishengo snarls, "You could only have gotten this if you stepped into the fire pit! That is forbidden."

    Growling, Vishengo drives the end of his staff into your abdomen, trying to keep you at a distance.
    Well, screw you too, buddy.
  • Tahquil said:
    Silon'ukia and Kemnast (and Gerzon omg)

    I have a thing thing for Stoic types
    Gerzson is Underworld Fabio.
    - (Eleusis): Ellodin says, "The Fissure of Echoes is Sarathai's happy place."
    - With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
    - (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
    - Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
    - Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."



  • Sarathai said:
    Tahquil said:
    Silon'ukia and Kemnast (and Gerzon omg)

    I have a thing thing for Stoic types
    Gerzson is Underworld Fabio.

    Image result for fabio gif
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