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  • KlendathuKlendathu Eye of the Storm
    Come for the shopping, stay for the whoring

    Tharos, the Announcer of Delos shouts, "It's near the end of the egghunt and I still haven't figured out how to pronounce Clean-dat-hoo."
  • Klendathu said:
    Come for the shopping, stay for the whoring
    Is that what the War Witches do in their off hours?

    Can't say I'm surprised, really, given the number of pinches I used to get when I went to Ashtan. At least they're enthusiastic.
    - (Eleusis): Ellodin says, "The Fissure of Echoes is Sarathai's happy place."
    - With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
    - (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
    - Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
    - Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."



  • Jeez, @aesgar stop biting random ashtani. So unprofessional 
  • Cooper said:

    6619h, 5352m, 28480e, 21697w 0  (-76m, 1.3%) 

    Mizik swings a Scimitar of Hawks at Proficy's right leg with all his might.

    Horror overcomes Proficy's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.

    Lightning-quick, Mizik jabs Proficy's right leg with a Scimitar of Hawks.

    Mizik draws himself up to his full height and lets loose a piercing battlecry at Proficy.

    6619h, 5352m, 28480e, 21697w 0  

    Proficy yelps in pain as Lethe, a great white bat bashes him.

    6619h, 5352m, 28480e, 21697w 0  

    Proficy takes a drink from an elegant diamond vial.

    6619h, 5352m, 28480e, 21697w 0  

    Proficy eats a magnesium chip.

    6619h, 5352m, 28480e, 21697w 0  

    6619h, 5352m, 28480e, 21697w 0  

    A fierce, wild-eyed falcon dives at Proficy, raking his face with its talons.

    6619h, 5352m, 28480e, 21715w 0  

    Mizik's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

    Mizik draws back his blade and impales Proficy to the hilt.

    6619h, 5352m, 28480e, 21715w 0  

    Mizik takes a long drag off his pipe.

    6619h, 5352m, 28480e, 21715w 0  

    Mizik's eyes rage with fury.

    6619h, 5352m, 28480e, 21715w 0  

    Proficy eats a ferrum flake.

    6619h, 5352m, 28480e, 21715w 0  

    Proficy takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his legs.

    6619h, 5352m, 28480e, 21715w 0  

    6619h, 5352m, 28480e, 21715w 0  

    Mizik's legs collapse under him as he suddenly passes out.

    6619h, 5394m, 28480e, 21694w 0  (+42m, 0.7%) 

    Being unconscious, Mizik falls over.

    6619h, 5394m, 28480e, 21694w 0  

    Proficy yelps in pain as Lethe, a great white bat bashes him.

    6619h, 5394m, 28480e, 21694w 0  

    Lord Marshal Proficy, the Merciful says, "Done."

    NA disembowel attempt

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  • Cooper said:

    6619h, 5352m, 28480e, 21697w 0  (-76m, 1.3%) 

    Mizik swings a Scimitar of Hawks at Proficy's right leg with all his might.

    Horror overcomes Proficy's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.

    Lightning-quick, Mizik jabs Proficy's right leg with a Scimitar of Hawks.

    Mizik draws himself up to his full height and lets loose a piercing battlecry at Proficy.

    6619h, 5352m, 28480e, 21697w 0  

    Proficy yelps in pain as Lethe, a great white bat bashes him.

    6619h, 5352m, 28480e, 21697w 0  

    Proficy takes a drink from an elegant diamond vial.

    6619h, 5352m, 28480e, 21697w 0  

    Proficy eats a magnesium chip.

    6619h, 5352m, 28480e, 21697w 0  

    6619h, 5352m, 28480e, 21697w 0  

    A fierce, wild-eyed falcon dives at Proficy, raking his face with its talons.

    6619h, 5352m, 28480e, 21715w 0  

    Mizik's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

    Mizik draws back his blade and impales Proficy to the hilt.

    6619h, 5352m, 28480e, 21715w 0  

    Mizik takes a long drag off his pipe.

    6619h, 5352m, 28480e, 21715w 0  

    Mizik's eyes rage with fury.

    6619h, 5352m, 28480e, 21715w 0  

    Proficy eats a ferrum flake.

    6619h, 5352m, 28480e, 21715w 0  

    Proficy takes some salve from a vial and rubs it on his legs.

    6619h, 5352m, 28480e, 21715w 0  

    6619h, 5352m, 28480e, 21715w 0  

    Mizik's legs collapse under him as he suddenly passes out.

    6619h, 5394m, 28480e, 21694w 0  (+42m, 0.7%) 

    Being unconscious, Mizik falls over.

    6619h, 5394m, 28480e, 21694w 0  

    Proficy yelps in pain as Lethe, a great white bat bashes him.

    6619h, 5394m, 28480e, 21694w 0  

    Lord Marshal Proficy, the Merciful says, "Done."

    NA disembowel attempt
    Grandmaster Edgelord right here, repeating twitch chat memes.

  • A unit of steel-encased Death Knights is blasted apart by Ur'Vampire Tizane's mutated herd of exploding ictheli.
  • Asmodron said:
    A unit of steel-encased Death Knights is blasted apart by Ur'Vampire Tizane's mutated herd of exploding ictheli.
    There's been a few of these over the past few days. I'm intrigued.
         He is a coward who has to bring two friends as backup to jump people hunting.

  • Xaden said:
    Asmodron said:
    A unit of steel-encased Death Knights is blasted apart by Ur'Vampire Tizane's mutated herd of exploding ictheli.
    There's been a few of these over the past few days. I'm intrigued.

    Im more annoyed that Tizane is getting the good hunting all to herself -.-
  • AhmetAhmet Wherever I wanna be
    Asmodron said:
    A unit of steel-encased Death Knights is blasted apart by Ur'Vampire Tizane's mutated herd of exploding ictheli.
    I callllllllllled vampires.

    Now we just need Lupus to come back so we can do vampires vs werewolves.
    Huh. Neat.
  • Ahmet said:
    Asmodron said:
    A unit of steel-encased Death Knights is blasted apart by Ur'Vampire Tizane's mutated herd of exploding ictheli.
    I callllllllllled vampires.

    Now we just need Lupus to come back so we can do vampires vs werewolves.

    Reckon the Vamps are starting an uprising? Not happy with unSlith's new position?
         He is a coward who has to bring two friends as backup to jump people hunting.

  • SkyeSkye The Duchess Bellatere
    Nooo my DKs!


  • (Market): Tiamat says, "Want your own collard mount? Selling a bull caribou and saddled camel."
    You tell Tiamat, "I want a collard mount! Maybe a broccoli mount!"
    Tiamat tells you, "Heh."
    (Market): Tiamat says, "Also selling collard greens as well."
    You tell Tiamat, "NO, ----<RAINBOW CHARD>----."

  • KlendathuKlendathu Eye of the Storm
    Xaden said:
    Ahmet said:
    Asmodron said:
    A unit of steel-encased Death Knights is blasted apart by Ur'Vampire Tizane's mutated herd of exploding ictheli.
    I callllllllllled vampires.

    Now we just need Lupus to come back so we can do vampires vs werewolves.

    Reckon the Vamps are starting an uprising? Not happy with unSlith's new position?
    We're not even half way through July yet, still plenty of time for stuff to happen...

    Tharos, the Announcer of Delos shouts, "It's near the end of the egghunt and I still haven't figured out how to pronounce Clean-dat-hoo."
  • Whilst mindlessly hanging out in Pare:


    A black fissure opens in reality, and, wings pumping slowly but powerfully, the black Dragon Deladan
    flies in.

    A black fissure opens in reality, and, wings pumping slowly but powerfully, the golden Dragon Mycen
    flies in.

    Mycen takes Deladan by the hand, draws him into her, and whispers, "I love you."

    The glint of light off brilliantly coloured scales catches your eye as a tiny dragonlet whizzes in
    from the down.

    Mycen grows still and her lips begin to move silently.

    "Wheeeeee!" Deladan squeals happily.

    Deladan attempts to stifle his amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

    <d'awww>

    Mycen says with a soft, purring accent, "Kelp."

    <eh...?>

    A tiny skeletal dragonlet falls from Mycen's person.
    A skeletal kitten falls from Mycen's person.
    A skeletal rat falls from Mycen's person.
    A skeletal puppy falls from Mycen's person.
    A small skeletal gryphon falls from Mycen's person.
    A skeletal hummingbird falls from Mycen's person.
    A forest bat falls from Mycen's person.
    A group of 21 sticks of sugarcane falls from Mycen's person.
    A group of 13 handfuls of grain falls from Mycen's person.
    A group of 23 lady's slipper roots falls from Mycen's person.
    A group of 17 goldenseal roots falls from Mycen's person.
    A group of 187 pieces of kelp falls from Mycen's person.
    A glistening iridescent pearl falls from Mycen's person.
    A glistening iridescent pearl falls from Mycen's person.
    A glistening iridescent pearl falls from Mycen's person.
    A piece of kelp falls from Mycen's person.
    Mycen is enveloped in translucent fire for a moment and is gone, her soul safe until she returns to
    Achaea.

    Deladan picks up a group of 6 goldenseal roots, a group of 23 lady's slipper roots and a group of 21
    sticks of sugarcane.

    Deladan picks up a group of 39 pieces of kelp and a group of 11 goldenseal roots.

    Deladan picks up 50 pieces of kelp.

    Deladan picks up 50 pieces of kelp.

    Deladan picks up two pieces of kelp.

    Deladan departs to the down, the air sizzling around him.

    < :# >



  • AhmetAhmet Wherever I wanna be
    Asmodron said:
    Whilst mindlessly hanging out in Pare:


    A black fissure opens in reality, and, wings pumping slowly but powerfully, the black Dragon Deladan
    flies in.

    A black fissure opens in reality, and, wings pumping slowly but powerfully, the golden Dragon Mycen
    flies in.

    Mycen takes Deladan by the hand, draws him into her, and whispers, "I love you."

    The glint of light off brilliantly coloured scales catches your eye as a tiny dragonlet whizzes in
    from the down.

    Mycen grows still and her lips begin to move silently.

    "Wheeeeee!" Deladan squeals happily.

    Deladan attempts to stifle his amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

    <d'awww>

    Mycen says with a soft, purring accent, "Kelp."

    <eh...?>

    A tiny skeletal dragonlet falls from Mycen's person.
    A skeletal kitten falls from Mycen's person.
    A skeletal rat falls from Mycen's person.
    A skeletal puppy falls from Mycen's person.
    A small skeletal gryphon falls from Mycen's person.
    A skeletal hummingbird falls from Mycen's person.
    A forest bat falls from Mycen's person.
    A group of 21 sticks of sugarcane falls from Mycen's person.
    A group of 13 handfuls of grain falls from Mycen's person.
    A group of 23 lady's slipper roots falls from Mycen's person.
    A group of 17 goldenseal roots falls from Mycen's person.
    A group of 187 pieces of kelp falls from Mycen's person.
    A glistening iridescent pearl falls from Mycen's person.
    A glistening iridescent pearl falls from Mycen's person.
    A glistening iridescent pearl falls from Mycen's person.
    A piece of kelp falls from Mycen's person.
    Mycen is enveloped in translucent fire for a moment and is gone, her soul safe until she returns to
    Achaea.

    Deladan picks up a group of 6 goldenseal roots, a group of 23 lady's slipper roots and a group of 21
    sticks of sugarcane.

    Deladan picks up a group of 39 pieces of kelp and a group of 11 goldenseal roots.

    Deladan picks up 50 pieces of kelp.

    Deladan picks up 50 pieces of kelp.

    Deladan picks up two pieces of kelp.

    Deladan departs to the down, the air sizzling around him.

    < :# >



    @Deladan TAKE GROUP PLANT.
    Huh. Neat.
  • Lol. Relayed to @kasa a message from Zsarachnor that he is getting impatient and wants a reply. Kasa did indeed reply

    Message #901 Sent by Kasa
    7/14/20:24  Tell him to shove it up his ass.



    <3
  • Halos said:
    At great distance, Greys Vorondil, Aarashi Captain of The Bad Idea yells, "... bitch my please ..."

    FTFY

  • 27) Atalkez told You: Up for a round?
    28) You told Atalkez: Doing that annoying being-a-city-leader stuff right now.
    30) Atalkez told You: No idea what that is.
    31) Atalkez told You: Is that like a mayor or something.
    32) You told Atalkez: We call it Seneschal.
    33) Atalkez told You: Do you buy vertani corpses?
    34) You told Atalkez: ... Yes.
    35) Atalkez told You: You do? How much per.
    36) You told Atalkez: 100 per.
    37) Atalkez told You: You should be ashamed of yourself.
    40) You told Atalkez: Why is that?
    41) You told Atalkez: More than Angela pays these days.
    42) Atalkez told You: Those poor Vertani never hurt anyone!
    45) You told Atalkez: You know, besides trying to destroy Hashan with a METEOR...
    46) Atalkez told You: That wasn't this particular group, though. All of those guys got slaughtered 
    remember.
    47) You told Atalkez: Uh-huh.
    48) You told Atalkez: It's easier if I just blame an entire race for the crimes of a few.
    49) You told Atalkez: Then pay for other people to genocide them.
    50) You told Atalkez: That's how city leadership works!
  • Does there need to be any other reason than dragon talisman pieces? Nuff said. Death to all carriers.
  • - 2016/07/16 09:40:18 - Anedhel has been cloven in twain by a fairy Knight of Sidhe's razor-sharp
    halberd.
    - 2016/07/16 09:41:49 - Nylian has bled out, slain by the might of Aspirant Ienzo.
    - 2016/07/16 09:41:56 - Nylian has bled out, slain by the might of Aspirant Ienzo.
    - 2016/07/16 09:41:57 - Ienzo has been crushed beneath the flailing hooves of a crazed kelpie.

    Pretty sure the kelpie just orchestrated a triple-bait, that bastard.
  • After inking a tattoo in the middle of his schpiel:

    Aegis stares implacably at Talea for a brief moment. xD
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