Memorable quotes

Mizik

This bitch.

Current event: Duel

Player               Location

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Shirszae             At the edge of Muurn Falls             


You yell, "Arena needs reset."

Lisbethae told You: Please don't yell in Cyrene.

You told Lisbethae: Why.

Lisbethae told You: Because we ask you not to.

Lisbethae told You: No one is on that can reset the arena at present.

You told Lisbethae: Yeah, I mean why even bother me asking me not to.

Lisbethae told You: Because it is how I would like to be treated if I were taking advantage of a 

free arena in a city and was doing something the citizens found annoying.

You told Lisbethae: Not sure if that is an official rule. If it is, praise the Gods I am around 

to bend it so that your arena can get back into fighting shape. It is unfortunate it falls to you to 

take time out of your day to waste on telling me this nonsense.

Lisbethae told You: Walking to Centre Crossing would have not taken much time out of your day.

You told Lisbethae: Luckily my logic has trumped yours.

Morthif

Fight the man

Ahmet

Mizik said:

This bitch.

Current event: Duel

Player               Location

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Shirszae             At the edge of Muurn Falls             


You yell, "Arena needs reset."

Lisbethae told You: Please don't yell in Cyrene.

You told Lisbethae: Why.

Lisbethae told You: Because we ask you not to.

Lisbethae told You: No one is on that can reset the arena at present.

You told Lisbethae: Yeah, I mean why even bother me asking me not to.

Lisbethae told You: Because it is how I would like to be treated if I were taking advantage of a 

free arena in a city and was doing something the citizens found annoying.

You told Lisbethae: Not sure if that is an official rule. If it is, praise the Gods I am around 

to bend it so that your arena can get back into fighting shape. It is unfortunate it falls to you to 

take time out of your day to waste on telling me this nonsense.

Lisbethae told You: Walking to Centre Crossing would have not taken much time out of your day.

You told Lisbethae: Luckily my logic has trumped yours.

 Mizik said:

my logic

Aerek

The 'no yelling' rule is a nice thing to have on the books to help curb rampant idiocy, but the level to which it is policed has always been pretty unreasonable.

Antonius

If the point is to curb rampant idiocy it seems like it would make more sense to have a 'no idiocy' rule, yelled or otherwise.

Krypton

If Cyrene was ever Anti-Idiocy, it certainly reneged on that letting Lis back in.

Ismay

Yeah, I was about to retire a character who had oodles of supplies. I didn't want to waste them, so went to Cyrene and yelled something along the lines of, "Offering free supplies to all novices and nice people in need!" I ended up having to listen to this long scolding for yelling in the city, by the same person. Needless to say, I took my free supplies and gave them out in Ashtan.

Common sense should be used when enforcing rules.

Dunn

6134h, 5366m, 26885e, 22938w cexkdb-

Flying above The Parade north of the Obelisk of Darkness.

The sun beats down oppressively upon the land, banishing any moisture beneath 

its rays.

You see exits leading north, southeast, south, and southwest.

6134h, 5366m, 26883e, 22938w cexkdb-

You already have metawake turned on.

6134h, 5203m, 26883e, 22909w cexkdb- (-163m)

Your eyes are already out of focus.

6134h, 5203m, 26883e, 22909w cexkdb-

The wind catches you and blows you tumbling south.

Flying above Before the Obelisk of Darkness.

The sun beats down oppressively upon the land, banishing any moisture beneath 

its rays.

You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.

6134h, 5203m, 26921e, 22921w cexkdb-

You begin to descend, the wind whistling past you as the earth draws ever closer.

You land easily, back on the ground again.

Before the Obelisk of Darkness.

The sun beats down oppressively upon the land, banishing any moisture beneath 

its rays. A rune resembling a horse has been sketched into the ground here. A 

runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. A knight of the Atrament guards 

the area, hands poised on the pommel of a broadsword. A hooded nocturni, 

crackling with blue streaks of electrical discharge, patrols this area. A 

mounted tsalmaveth watches this area carefully. Heavy and cold, two arched doors 

of massive granite bar entry to the Obelisk. There are 2 swamis of the Cactus 

Clans here. A massive statue of the God of Darkness stands upon a triangular 

obsidian dais. The enormous statue of Daybreak, Hound of Darkness crouches here, 

black diamond eyes scouring the holy grounds. Snarling with contempt, the 

enormous statue of Nightfall, Hound of Darkness stands here in vigilance. A 

stone gargoyle flies overhead on leathery, grey wings.

You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.

Your blindness is cured by a wunjo rune on a totem.

Your attention is grabbed and held by a fascinating butterfly-like rune.

Your attention is grabbed and held by a fascinating butterfly-like rune.

Your attention is grabbed and held by a fascinating butterfly-like rune.

Thanks, RNG.

Jinsun

(Ashtan): Aesgar says, "Kicking this bitch out for meth."

(Ashtan): Aesgar says, "Mistell."

You tell Shara, "HAHAHAHAH."

Shara tells you, "Wow."

Kinilan

Dunn said:

6134h, 5366m, 26885e, 22938w cexkdb-

Flying above The Parade north of the Obelisk of Darkness.

The sun beats down oppressively upon the land, banishing any moisture beneath 

its rays.

You see exits leading north, southeast, south, and southwest.

6134h, 5366m, 26883e, 22938w cexkdb-

You already have metawake turned on.

6134h, 5203m, 26883e, 22909w cexkdb- (-163m)

Your eyes are already out of focus.

6134h, 5203m, 26883e, 22909w cexkdb-

The wind catches you and blows you tumbling south.

Flying above Before the Obelisk of Darkness.

The sun beats down oppressively upon the land, banishing any moisture beneath 

its rays.

You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.

6134h, 5203m, 26921e, 22921w cexkdb-

You begin to descend, the wind whistling past you as the earth draws ever closer.

You land easily, back on the ground again.

Before the Obelisk of Darkness.

The sun beats down oppressively upon the land, banishing any moisture beneath 

its rays. A rune resembling a horse has been sketched into the ground here. A 

runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. A knight of the Atrament guards 

the area, hands poised on the pommel of a broadsword. A hooded nocturni, 

crackling with blue streaks of electrical discharge, patrols this area. A 

mounted tsalmaveth watches this area carefully. Heavy and cold, two arched doors 

of massive granite bar entry to the Obelisk. There are 2 swamis of the Cactus 

Clans here. A massive statue of the God of Darkness stands upon a triangular 

obsidian dais. The enormous statue of Daybreak, Hound of Darkness crouches here, 

black diamond eyes scouring the holy grounds. Snarling with contempt, the 

enormous statue of Nightfall, Hound of Darkness stands here in vigilance. A 

stone gargoyle flies overhead on leathery, grey wings.

You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.

Your blindness is cured by a wunjo rune on a totem.

Your attention is grabbed and held by a fascinating butterfly-like rune.

Your attention is grabbed and held by a fascinating butterfly-like rune.

Your attention is grabbed and held by a fascinating butterfly-like rune.

Thanks, RNG.

  You can't just use softfocus, you gotta channel your inner Tanris. You should know better!

Aesgar

Karren and I both rewatching Breaking Bad as we hunt right now.

(Party): You say, "JESSE SHUT UP u asshole."

(Ashtan): You say, "Kicking this bitch out for meth."

Ryldagh tells you, "// lmfao. Smooth."

Grandue tells you in Ashtani, "Nice."

---

Skye

You have won 22 Bound Credit(s) on your bet: Pie in the Sky wins the race!

Sometimes you just have to believe in yourself.

Ahmet

Skye said:

You have won 22 Bound Credit(s) on your bet: Pie in the Sky wins the race!

Sometimes you just have to believe in yourself.

You ATE THE PIE?!?! YOU HORRID PERSON

Jarrod

No, I ate the pie.

It's like you don't even know who's who in this relationship.

Ahmet

Jarrod said:

No, I ate the pie.

It's like you don't even know who's who in this relationship.

You're right. Maybe it was the ruffies @Khangar slipped me at the bar.

Antonius

Dunn said:

6134h, 5366m, 26885e, 22938w cexkdb-

Flying above The Parade north of the Obelisk of Darkness.

The sun beats down oppressively upon the land, banishing any moisture beneath 

its rays.

You see exits leading north, southeast, south, and southwest.

6134h, 5366m, 26883e, 22938w cexkdb-

You already have metawake turned on.

6134h, 5203m, 26883e, 22909w cexkdb- (-163m)

Your eyes are already out of focus.

6134h, 5203m, 26883e, 22909w cexkdb-

The wind catches you and blows you tumbling south.

Flying above Before the Obelisk of Darkness.

The sun beats down oppressively upon the land, banishing any moisture beneath 

its rays.

You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.

6134h, 5203m, 26921e, 22921w cexkdb-

You begin to descend, the wind whistling past you as the earth draws ever closer.

You land easily, back on the ground again.

Before the Obelisk of Darkness.

The sun beats down oppressively upon the land, banishing any moisture beneath 

its rays. A rune resembling a horse has been sketched into the ground here. A 

runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. A knight of the Atrament guards 

the area, hands poised on the pommel of a broadsword. A hooded nocturni, 

crackling with blue streaks of electrical discharge, patrols this area. A 

mounted tsalmaveth watches this area carefully. Heavy and cold, two arched doors 

of massive granite bar entry to the Obelisk. There are 2 swamis of the Cactus 

Clans here. A massive statue of the God of Darkness stands upon a triangular 

obsidian dais. The enormous statue of Daybreak, Hound of Darkness crouches here, 

black diamond eyes scouring the holy grounds. Snarling with contempt, the 

enormous statue of Nightfall, Hound of Darkness stands here in vigilance. A 

stone gargoyle flies overhead on leathery, grey wings.

You see exits leading north, east, south, and west.

Your blindness is cured by a wunjo rune on a totem.

Your attention is grabbed and held by a fascinating butterfly-like rune.

Your attention is grabbed and held by a fascinating butterfly-like rune.

Your attention is grabbed and held by a fascinating butterfly-like rune.

Thanks, RNG.

Brooch is only like 150 credits. Well worth it to avoid shit like this.

Skye

Wind displacement and squall damage has also become noticeably more frequent since the weather changes. On really bad days you can't even fly and track to someone because you'll get slammed to the ground for crazy damage before you get balance back. Brooch is 100% worth investing even without the PVP factor. 

Aaric

Skye said:

Wind displacement and squall damage has also become noticeably more frequent since the weather changes. On really bad days you can't even fly and track to someone because you'll get slammed to the ground for crazy damage before you get balance back.

I got randomly thrown to the ground for the first time yesterday while exploring somewhere, and I thought it was just an unpleasant feature of that area. You're telling me this can happen anywhere?

Skye

Anywhere that had a high enough windspeed on forecast

Ahmet

Most places tend to have weather conditions that remain relatively standard, though. For instance, you'll rarely be slammed in somewhere like Grukai, but most days fly in Thraasi and you're in for a bad time.

Kresslack

Skye said:

Wind displacement and squall damage has also become noticeably more frequent since the weather changes. On really bad days you can't even fly and track to someone because you'll get slammed to the ground for crazy damage before you get balance back. Brooch is 100% worth investing even without the PVP factor. 

Trey

Rave for getting brooch pieces at like 10cr per during the Conclave.

Kiet

A spotted seal pup waddles out to the west amidst wet slapping sounds and furious jingling.


Judicator Farrah Roualt yells, "I have a hostage."

Taraus

Kiet said:

A spotted seal pup waddles out to the west amidst wet slapping sounds and furious jingling.


Judicator Farrah Roualt yells, "I have a hostage."

Still fucking mad that bitch stole my look.

Kinilan

Taraus said:

Kiet said:

A spotted seal pup waddles out to the west amidst wet slapping sounds and furious jingling.


Judicator Farrah Roualt yells, "I have a hostage."

Still fucking mad that bitch stole my look.

Ewwwwww

Ada

(Army): Farrah says, "Who wants to do a 3 person raid on Mhaldor? They have Aegoth, Proficy, Kiet."
(Army): Szanthax says, "Uh...."
(Army): Szanthax says, "I'll join if you can't get someone better."
(Army): Szanthax says, "I know that doesn't sound promising... but I think'd you grab the best 3 
(Army): Farrah says, "It doesn't matter who, but you and me is only two."
(Army): Szanthax says, "Well glad we were thinking offensively and not having to defend with just us 
(Army): You say, "Keep the rhyme shall we, and make it three!!"
(Army): Farrah says, "My rhyme was unintentional."
(Army): You say, "Let it not be a chore, we have made it four!!"
(Army): Trentillian says, "Its a bit of a dive but can we make it five."
(Army): Tesha says, "The poor Judicator is going to avoid ever rhyming again."
(Army): Tesha says, "Unless of course we can make this ten."
(Army): Farrah says, "But we've already added the whole army."
(Army): Tesha says, "That doesn't rhyme."
(Army): Szanthax says, "Khehe."
(Army): Farrah says, "As I said, the rhyming was unintentional ."
(Army): Tesha says, "Intent or no, it was rather inspirational."

Teehee!! ^_^

Aylek

Putting up with @tesha and @ada before your morning coffee is enough to make you want to kill fluffy animals.

Antonius

Just make sure they're not bears, otherwise Tesha will come for you.

Kiet

Ada said:

(Army): Farrah says, "Who wants to do a 3 person raid on Mhaldor? They have Aegoth, Proficy, Kiet."
(Army): Szanthax says, "Uh...."
(Army): Szanthax says, "I'll join if you can't get someone better."
(Army): Szanthax says, "I know that doesn't sound promising... but I think'd you grab the best 3 
(Army): Farrah says, "It doesn't matter who, but you and me is only two."
(Army): Szanthax says, "Well glad we were thinking offensively and not having to defend with just us 
(Army): You say, "Keep the rhyme shall we, and make it three!!"
(Army): Farrah says, "My rhyme was unintentional."
(Army): You say, "Let it not be a chore, we have made it four!!"
(Army): Trentillian says, "Its a bit of a dive but can we make it five."
(Army): Tesha says, "The poor Judicator is going to avoid ever rhyming again."
(Army): Tesha says, "Unless of course we can make this ten."
(Army): Farrah says, "But we've already added the whole army."
(Army): Tesha says, "That doesn't rhyme."
(Army): Szanthax says, "Khehe."
(Army): Farrah says, "As I said, the rhyming was unintentional ."
(Army): Tesha says, "Intent or no, it was rather inspirational."

Teehee!! ^_^

Well now I know why she showed up alone

Voldetort

Bleak said:

Voldetort (male Human).
He is 19 years old, having been born on the 17th of Ero, 694 years after the fall of the Seleucarian 
Empire.
He is unranked in Achaea.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is not known for acts of infamy.
He is a Plebeian in Ashtan.
He is considered to be approximately 5% of your might.

You tell Juliet, "You don't find that a weird name?"

The helpful voice of Juliet the Guide sounds within you, "The Divine have decreed that his name 
doesn't violate HELP NAMES."

You tell Juliet, "Alright."

You tell Juliet, "How about Pikatju?"

The helpful voice of Juliet the Guide sounds within you, "That would also not violate HELP NAMES. Perhaps you should read HELP NAMES, it's good bedtime reading."

I found this thread searching for my name.