Memorable quotes

Skye

Dem UK spellings will get you everytime. With our extra letters and hatred for the letter z

Ahmet

Skye said:

Dem UK spellings will get you everytime. With our extra letters and hatred for the letter zed

FTFY :bleep_bloop:

Kasa

@Ahmet that is not even remotely how Hashan is set up The houses are supposed to help each other in their goals and have some level of cross-over. 

Krypton

Halos said:

(Targossas): Greys says, "Ok.... so got a bit carried away with cooking so who wants doughnuts?"

(Targossas): You say, "I will take them."

How did Greys not see what was coming?

Talk about an obvious plot twist.

Ada

A giant horned toad frowns unblinkingly at you, his mouth working absently as the possibility of a 
meal is slowly contemplated.

You give the corpse of a majestic grey elephant to a giant horned toad.
A disturbingly wet crunching is heard as a giant horned toad stuffs the corpse of a majestic grey 
elephant into his large mouth and chews with a series of snaps.

This toad is awesome! Yay thanks to @Tesha for this!

Omor

 21:31 (Market): You say, "Also runes, dance lessons, and insults for sale. Will insult you for 5gp, no questions asked."
21:32 @Vareletells you, "I want 1 insult."
21:33 You tell Varele, "Your mother is as well used as moss, and Rajamala are lower on the evolutionary chain than maggots."
21:33 Varele tells you, "5 gold incomming."

I am pleased.

Asmodron

Oh god, laughed so hard at the truth of this:

General log for the Clan of The Sefyric Mariners Guild:
2016/05/27 04:58:47 - Anaria > Thraasi: Deliver 5 wine to Tasur'ke Harbour in return for the stupid
striking sea captain's hat that nobody wants so why does it show up as a trade every other month.
2016/05/27 05:00:38 - Anaria > Tasur'ke: Deliver 5 porcelain to Tasur'ke Harbour in return for yet
another striking sea captain's hat. Because when you have an item this despised, this unwanted, and
this dirt common, why stop with just one? Why do we even bother checking the trades anymore?

Asmodron

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD


(The Midnight Crew): You say, "I still am a fan of those 'adventurous women' that mated with the big brutish creatures Prospero brought to Sapience, and made trolls."

(The Midnight Crew): Khaibit says, "Very adventurous."

(The Midnight Crew): Khaibit says, "Or cyrenian as they are called now."

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "Rofl."

Khaibit

Never do maths... it will hurt you.. 
10 rooms
2 privacy rooms
10 non prism rooms
1 furniture stasis room
4 doors
1 garden
1 pool
1 humgii
1 fireplace
1 fountain

Out of subs house

22685000 gold.
This is at lowest prices for wood and stone.. I have been known to spend more
This isn't taking into account the bed, the furniture, the non decaying furniture in other rooms when I realised it worked out cheaper to non decay single pieces unless you had 10 pieces of furniture in one room, nor it is taking into account the room descs (20k per room) room titles (20k per room) the 2 hidden rooms/doors (100k per) or the servants. 

Aegoth

why are yoy spendimg 22mil on a house instead of artifacts to make you beefy and scary?

Khaibit

Aegoth said:

why are yoy spendimg 22mil on a house instead of artifacts to make you beefy and scary?

349480        a tattered golden wrist sash        intelligence           1

349480        a tattered golden wrist sash        reserves               2

402617        a simple gold ring                  endurance_regen        1

402617        a simple gold ring                  flying                 -

402617        a simple gold ring                  health_regen           1

402617        a simple gold ring                  health_sip             2

402617        a simple gold ring                  willpower_regen        1

435692        a pair of Ogre's Gauntlets          strength               1

43793         a delicate belt of golden chains    constitution           3

439152        Pixie's Boots                       dexterity              1

479305        a vibrating stick                   wormholes              -

50754         a glacial sapphire brooch           stability              -

82962         a gold pendant                      criticals              3

82962         a gold pendant                      faster_eq              -

82962         a gold pendant                      faster_extract         -

82962         a gold pendant                      faster_harvest         -
30509  a battered ivory shield              a Shield of Absorption
275613  a crossbow of coconut lumber         N/A
440696  a pair of Landstrider's boots        N/A

54822  Prospero's Greater Vault             N/A
445471  a scintillating pair of cascading wings

think I'm alright on those

Aegoth

you have a toooon of level 1 arties. you are nowhere near alright. Shame!

Khaibit

Aegoth said:

you have a toooon of level 1 arties. you are nowhere near alright. Shame!

a lot of those either can't be upgraded or have only just become upgradeable, like willpower. Dex and strength aren't really much use to me, I just won them 

Aegoth

shaaaaame

Trey

TIL @Aegoth = 

Aesi

Melloney says in a quiet voice, "Plus I am the dove sitter."

Caught this line running past NoNT. Those poor doves.

Skye

You pop the cookie into your mouth, and only then do you look at the fortune. "Take pleasure in the joy of another today. If that doesn't make you smile, try killing their pony in bed," you read aloud.

Anedhel

Hardcore cookie :O 

Antonius

Is "killing their pony" a euphemism?

Aesi

Antonius said:

Is "killing their pony" a euphemism?

Didn't even have to add "in bed!"

Exelethril

Anything can be taken as an euphemism, if one's mind is sullied enough.

Kafziel

Isn't that cookie a reference to the famous text pony killing circa 2005?

Cooper

Yes, it is. Makes me wonder why Antonius didn't get it. 

Aesi

Ariettie breaks a crunchy cookie in half and pulls out a tiny slip of paper. She pops the cookie 

into her mouth, and only then does she look at the fortune. "The Oracle encourages you to stock up 

on suicide mice, but please recall that the Oracle is not responsible for fluctuations in the market 

in bed," she reads aloud.

Also. @Rohai and I were comparing Dawnblade to Mulan - I'll make a man out of you -- and then we got talking and interesting things happen...

Seems more like @Jarrod with the staff.

Lo, I'll make a Mhaldorian out of you was born:

Let's get down to business

To defeat the Mhuns

Did they send me jesters when I asked for serpents?

You're the saddest bunch I ever met

But you can bet before we're through

Mister, I'll make a Mhaldorian out of you.

Tranquil as a forest

But on fire because fuck Eleusis

Once you find your center

You are sure to win

You're a spineless, pale, pathetic slavery

And you haven't got a clue

Somehow I'll make a Mhaldorian out of you

I'm never gonna catch my breath

Say goodbye to those who knew me

Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym

This guy's got 'em scared to death

Hope he doesn't see right through me

Now I really wish that I knew how to swim

[Chorus:]

(Be a man)

You must be swift as a coursing river

(Be a man)

With all the force of a great typhoon

(Be a man)

With all the strength of a raging fire

Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Time is racing toward us till the Mhuns arrive

Heed my every order and you might survive

You're unsuited for the rage of war

So pack up, go home you're through

How could I make a Mhaldorian out of you?

Szanthax

Aesi said:

Ariettie breaks a crunchy cookie in half and pulls out a tiny slip of paper. She pops the cookie 

into her mouth, and only then does she look at the fortune. "The Oracle encourages you to stock up 

on suicide mice, but please recall that the Oracle is not responsible for fluctuations in the market 

in bed," she reads aloud.

Also. @Rohai and I were comparing Dawnblade to Mulan - I'll make a man out of you -- and then we got talking and interesting things happen...

Seems more like @Jarrod with the staff.

Lo, I'll make a Mhaldorian out of you was born:

Let's get down to business

To defeat the Mhuns

Did they send me jesters when I asked for serpents?

You're the saddest bunch I ever met

But you can bet before we're through

Mister, I'll make a Mhaldorian out of you.

Tranquil as a forest

But on fire because fuck Eleusis

Once you find your center

You are sure to win

You're a spineless, pale, pathetic slavery

And you haven't got a clue

Somehow I'll make a Mhaldorian out of you

I'm never gonna catch my breath

Say goodbye to those who knew me

Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym

This guy's got 'em scared to death

Hope he doesn't see right through me

Now I really wish that I knew how to swim

[Chorus:]

(Be a man)

You must be swift as a coursing river

(Be a man)

With all the force of a great typhoon

(Be a man)

With all the strength of a raging fire

Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Time is racing toward us till the Mhuns arrive

Heed my every order and you might survive

You're unsuited for the rage of war

So pack up, go home you're through

How could I make a Mhaldorian out of you?

Am I... What thread did I open??

Jukilian

Just after slaughtering a number of Targossian pets:

@Rohai tells you, "You are a monster."
You tell Rohai, "Yes. Yes I am."

Later on after another incursion:

You tell Rohai, "Oh look."
You tell Rohai, "A fawn."

Eyes wide in panic, a bashful fawn tries to flee but trips over her hooves, tumbling over in an ungraceful heap.

Wild looks of pain cross a bashful fawn's face as the acid eats visible holes in her skull. Her body convulses rigidly, and then she is dead.

You have slain a bashful fawn, retrieving the corpse.

Rohai tells you, "Not the Fawnlord!"
You tell Rohai, "What about Mister Hippo?"

A pygmy hippo lets out a pathetic mewl of pain, his eyes sliding shut one final time.

Wild looks of pain cross a pygmy hippo's face as the acid eats visible holes in his skull. His body convulses rigidly, and then he is dead.

You have slain a pygmy hippo, retrieving the corpse.

Rohai miserably tells you, "How could you."
You tell Rohai, "Hmm, very easily, actually."

  

Atalkez

A small grey-brown rattlesnake, your loyal companion, has been slain by Regent Jukilian Greywind, Night's Mentalist.

2016/05/29 04:35:59 - Jukilian's back has broken under convulsions caused by The soul of Atalkez's 

voyria venom.


We see what happens when you fight one that fights back!

Jukilian

  

Rattlesnakes OP.

Lala

@jukilian @rohai He is a monster, you should have seen what he did to my pets when I was an enemy. They are still traumatized and hide now in my house. Lightning makes them wet the hay. 

Farrah

The body of Rohai Shu'in, Dawnlord of Targossas appears in a flash and his soul descends to fill it, causing the previously expressionless face to fill with emotion.

Rohai growls almost inaudibly.

You bow respectfully to Rohai.

Rohai smiles and says in a low voice, "Evening."

Rohai inclines his head politely.

You look sceptical and say to Rohai in Targossian, "The way you growl immediately when your body fills with consciousness."

Rohai says cheerfully in a low voice, "No better way to wake up, really."

Rohai says in a low voice, "Though that may have been my stomach."

Rohai breaks a crunchy cookie in half and pulls out a tiny slip of paper. He pops the cookie into his mouth, and only then does he look at the fortune. "You're starting to get a bit fat. Put down the cookies," he reads aloud.

Rohai balks at a cookie with a slip of paper inside.