Memorable quotes

Anedhel

Hurtful

Ahmet

Figured I'd go relic hunting.

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/0557769d

Kiet

(The Warriors of Sapience): Cooper says, "Oh god no." - 21:41:24.668
Cooper has died a heretic, consigned to eternal damnation by Minister Atalkez Al'Jafri, Exemplar of Truth. - 21:41:24.932

Cooper

We were testing to see if torso dsb would kill me, but he took advantage of me and damned me

Atalkez

Got 'em, coach.

Anedhel

Antonius already has those numbers, I think! Don't die for nothin'

Cooper

The torso dsb wasn't a problem, it was the  surprise buttsex that hurt

Anedhel

The more you know

(Worst PSA ever.)

Szanthax

Cooper said:

The torso dsb wasn't a problem, it was the  surprise buttsex that hurt

Not sure if am I offended... Or aroused

Adaele

Sooo.. @Karren was telling me how his balance wasnt normal while hunting.. Runewarden Dual cutting.... yeah I didnt believe him until....

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/56ca94b6

and then...

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/1ca7367e

Ahmet

Adaele said:

Sooo.. @Karren was telling me how his balance wasnt normal while hunting.. Runewarden Dual cutting.... yeah I didnt believe him until....

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/56ca94b6

and then...

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/1ca7367e

Lulululululul paging @Makarios / @Nicola someone made an oopsie.

Aesi

You viciously jab a blackened rapier into a cowled practice dummy's right leg.

An almost unbearable feeling of emptiness overtakes you as a cowled practice dummy's robes shift to 

reveal a bloodstained sickle. You gasp in terror as a skeletal hand emerges from one long sleeve and 

points at you. An unknown impulse forces you to bow your head to the inevitable as the manifestation 

of Death swings its sickle at your neck. Pain quickly flares through your body and vanishes just as 

quickly as Death gathers you to his cold bosom.

You have been slain by Proficy.


Badass dummy

Skye

Atalkez surprisedly tells you, "Why does that not surprise me."

Ryzeth

Dummy Roulette, new favourite game to play.

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/0a8ac966

Khaibit

Without the typical fur, ears, and whiskers that a feline possesses, this diminutive kitten might be 

unrecognisable if not for his skeletal tail and razor-sharp claws. Possessed of absolutely no skin 

nor anything visibly keeping the bones in the right places to form a body, this curious specimen 

seems to be full of life. Wide, almond-shaped eye sockets appear as if they are somehow on alert, 

and occasionally he lifts a bony paw to his face to groom with a tongue that is no longer there. He 

is called 'Schrodinger.'

A skeletal kitten looks relatively helpless.

He has 100% health remaining.

He weighs 7 ounce(s).

He is loyal to Khaibit.

A skeletal kitten is holding:

Nothing.

It will reset to you.

Kelara pets a skeletal kitten ingratiatingly.

A skeletal kitten bats at Kelara in annoyance, and with no skin or fur covering him, his claws gash 

easily through her hand.

You pet a skeletal kitten ingratiatingly.

A skeletal kitten stretches contentedly at your touch, his little bones separating precariously far 

apart before coming back together.

You give a bag of catnip to a skeletal kitten.

A skeletal kitten refuses a bag of catnip from you; whilst a skeleton, the haughty disdain can still 

be felt.

You give a small fish treat to a skeletal kitten.

A skeletal kitten grabs a small fish treat from your hands, chewing furiously. Upon attempting to 

swallow, it merely falls through his bones to the ground.

Melodie

Khaibit said:

Wide, almond-shaped eye sockets ...

Point for me @Watchman, @Taraus.

Elipise

Khaibit said:

Without the typical fur, ears, and whiskers that a feline possesses, this diminutive kitten might be 

unrecognisable if not for his skeletal tail and razor-sharp claws. Possessed of absolutely no skin 

nor anything visibly keeping the bones in the right places to form a body, this curious specimen 

seems to be full of life. Wide, almond-shaped eye sockets appear as if they are somehow on alert, 

and occasionally he lifts a bony paw to his face to groom with a tongue that is no longer there. He 

is called 'Schrodinger.'

A skeletal kitten looks relatively helpless.

He has 100% health remaining.

He weighs 7 ounce(s).

He is loyal to Khaibit.

A skeletal kitten is holding:

Nothing.

It will reset to you.

Kelara pets a skeletal kitten ingratiatingly.

A skeletal kitten bats at Kelara in annoyance, and with no skin or fur covering him, his claws gash 

easily through her hand.

You pet a skeletal kitten ingratiatingly.

A skeletal kitten stretches contentedly at your touch, his little bones separating precariously far 

apart before coming back together.

You give a bag of catnip to a skeletal kitten.

A skeletal kitten refuses a bag of catnip from you; whilst a skeleton, the haughty disdain can still 

be felt.

You give a small fish treat to a skeletal kitten.

A skeletal kitten grabs a small fish treat from your hands, chewing furiously. Upon attempting to 

swallow, it merely falls through his bones to the ground.

I am jealous of you over the kitten.

Lala

These kittens are giving me a bit of a trauma. 

Rohai

Khaibit said:

Without the typical fur, ears, and whiskers that a feline possesses, this diminutive kitten might be unrecognisable if not for his skeletal tail and razor-sharp claws. Possessed of absolutely no skin nor anything visibly keeping the bones in the right places to form a body, this curious specimen seems to be full of life. Wide, almond-shaped eye sockets appear as if they are somehow on alert, and occasionally he lifts a bony paw to his face to groom with a tongue that is no longer there. He is called 'Schrodinger.'

A skeletal kitten looks relatively helpless.

A+ name choice

Khaibit

Rohai said:

Khaibit said:

Without the typical fur, ears, and whiskers that a feline possesses, this diminutive kitten might be unrecognisable if not for his skeletal tail and razor-sharp claws. Possessed of absolutely no skin nor anything visibly keeping the bones in the right places to form a body, this curious specimen seems to be full of life. Wide, almond-shaped eye sockets appear as if they are somehow on alert, and occasionally he lifts a bony paw to his face to groom with a tongue that is no longer there. He is called 'Schrodinger.'

A skeletal kitten looks relatively helpless.

A+ name choice

Thank you. Had to do it!

Penwize

Khaibit said:

Rohai said:

Khaibit said:

Without the typical fur, ears, and whiskers that a feline possesses, this diminutive kitten might be unrecognisable if not for his skeletal tail and razor-sharp claws. Possessed of absolutely no skin nor anything visibly keeping the bones in the right places to form a body, this curious specimen seems to be full of life. Wide, almond-shaped eye sockets appear as if they are somehow on alert, and occasionally he lifts a bony paw to his face to groom with a tongue that is no longer there. He is called 'Schrodinger.'

A skeletal kitten looks relatively helpless.

A+ name choice

Thank you. Had to do it ruin immersion and make an out of character reference!

Fixed that for you.

Jarrod

If it's such a horrible break of immersion for you, look at it and go "that's a weird name for a cat" and move on. Your immersion is only ruined by you.

Shirszae

Penwize said:

Khaibit said:

Rohai said:

Khaibit said:

Without the typical fur, ears, and whiskers that a feline possesses, this diminutive kitten might be unrecognisable if not for his skeletal tail and razor-sharp claws. Possessed of absolutely no skin nor anything visibly keeping the bones in the right places to form a body, this curious specimen seems to be full of life. Wide, almond-shaped eye sockets appear as if they are somehow on alert, and occasionally he lifts a bony paw to his face to groom with a tongue that is no longer there. He is called 'Schrodinger.'

A skeletal kitten looks relatively helpless.

A+ name choice

Thank you. Had to do it ruin immersion and make an out of character reference!

Fixed that for you.

How are you Eleusian? 

Antidas

Jarrod said:

If it's such a horrible break of immersion for you, look at it and go "that's a weird name for a cat" and move on. Your immersion is only ruined by you.

The same logic would apply to a character named Voldemort, or Bilbo, or anything else that pretty much everyone would agree is an inappropriate name and breaks immersion. In other words, thats a bad argument.

Although, that being said, I don't really mind the name - I find it amusing!

Jarrod

Antidas said:

Jarrod said:

If it's such a horrible break of immersion for you, look at it and go "that's a weird name for a cat" and move on. Your immersion is only ruined by you.

The same logic would apply to a character named Voldemort, or Bilbo, or anything else that pretty much everyone would agree is an inappropriate name and breaks immersion. In other words, thats a bad argument.

Although, that being said, I don't really mind the name - I find it amusing!

Actually, only players perpetuate that. It's within the rules because like you said, the same logic applies to those names. Thanks for proving it?

Draqoom

Jarrod said:

If it's such a horrible break of immersion for you, look at it and go "that's a weird name for a cat but only if I look at it, if I don't look at it then it's not a weird name" and move on. Your immersion is only ruined by you.

Xaden

What is this immersion you speak of?

Sobriquet

I think it's when you go to Annywn and forget your waterwalking boots

Aylek

I thought it was when you got covered in shit for coming to the forums.

Bleak

Penwize ponders a soulfire crucible with a contemplative expression.
5694h, 5490m, 23860e, 20800w cexkdb -  
Rarahi Ahura Penwize Baker, the Relentless says, "Going to check this thing out too."
5694h, 5460m, 23860e, 20800w cexkdb -  (-15m, 0.3%) 
Claud has been slain by a fierce virago.
The black flame burning within the soul crucible suddenly flares in sympathy with the surge of death,
 and you suffer excruciatingly.
4114h, 5460m, 23860e, 20800w cexkdb -  (-1580h, 27.7%) (sip health)
Silvaspinae takes a drink from a zebrawood vial.
4114h, 5460m, 23860e, 20800w cexkdb -  
You take a drink from a purple heartwood vial.
The elixir heals and soothes you.
5432h, 5460m, 23860e, 20800w cexkdb -  (+1318h, 23.1%) 
No match for the recondite magic of a hooded nocturni, Claud has been repelled from Hashan.
The black flame burning within the soul crucible suddenly flares in sympathy with the surge of death,
 and you suffer excruciatingly.
3852h, 5460m, 23860e, 20800w cexkdb -  (-1580h, 27.7%) (eat irid|outr irid)
Silvaspinae eats some irid moss.
3852h, 5460m, 23860e, 20800w cexkdb -  
You eat some irid moss.
You feel your health and mana replenished.
You remove 1 irid moss, bringing the total in the Rift to 1910.
4307h, 5490m, 23860e, 20800w cexkdb -  (+455h, 8.0%, +30m, 0.5%) 
Manifesting his fealty to the Court of Shadows, a mounted tsalmaveth has slain Claud.
The black flame burning within the soul crucible suddenly flares in sympathy with the surge of death,
 and you suffer excruciatingly.
3201h, 5475m, 23860e, 20800w cexkdb -  (-1106h, 19.4%, -15m, 0.3%) 
Claud has been slain by a fierce virago.
The black flame burning within the soul crucible suddenly flares in sympathy with the surge of death,
 and you suffer excruciatingly.
Silvaspinae is consumed utterly by the flare of soulfire from the crucible.
Silvaspinae has been slain by Penwize.
Some irid moss falls from Silvaspinae's corpse.
3201h, 5471m, 23860e, 20799w cexkdb -  
No match for the recondite magic of a hooded nocturni, Claud has been repelled from Hashan.
The black flame burning within the soul crucible suddenly flares in sympathy with the surge of death,
 and you suffer excruciatingly.
41h, 5471m, 23860e, 20799w cexkdb -  (-3160h, 55.5%) 
Claud has been slain by a fierce virago.
The black flame burning within the soul crucible suddenly flares in sympathy with the surge of death,
 and you suffer excruciatingly.
You are consumed utterly as soulfire flares from the crucible.
You have been slain by Penwize.
Your starburst tattoo flares as the world is momentarily tinted red.
A distinctly careworn kitten falls out of your inventory.
An Inbhir terrier puppy falls out of your inventory.
Some bayberry bark falls out of your inventory.
A group of 2 goldenseal roots falls out of your inventory.
A bloodroot leaf falls out of your inventory.
Some prickly ash bark falls out of your inventory.
A hawthorn berry falls out of your inventory.
A group of 2 pieces of kelp falls out of your inventory.
A group of 2 ginseng roots falls out of your inventory.
Slippery elm falls out of your inventory.
Some bayberry bark falls out of your inventory.
A group of 2 goldenseal roots falls out of your inventory.
A group of 2 bloodroot leaves falls out of your inventory.
Some prickly ash bark falls out of your inventory.
A hawthorn berry falls out of your inventory.
A group of 2 pieces of kelp falls out of your inventory.
A group of 2 ginseng roots falls out of your inventory.
Slippery elm falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a steel-encased Death Knight falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a steel-encased Death Knight falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a steel-encased Death Knight falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a steel-encased Death Knight falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a steel-encased Death Knight falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a steel-encased Death Knight falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a steel-encased Death Knight falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a steel-encased Death Knight falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a steel-encased Death Knight falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a steel-encased Death Knight falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a steel-encased Death Knight falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a steel-encased Death Knight falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a steel-encased Death Knight falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a steel-encased Death Knight falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a steel-encased Death Knight falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a steel-encased Death Knight falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a steel-encased Death Knight falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a transparent, glowing wight falls out of your inventory.
A bloodroot leaf falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a pale-skinned, humanoid vampire falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a steel-encased Death Knight falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a pale-skinned, humanoid vampire falls out of your inventory.
Some irid moss falls out of your inventory.
The corpse of a steel-encased Death Knight falls out of your inventory.
Some irid moss falls out of your inventory.
(svof): We hit starburst!
(svof): Auto-switching to empty defences mode.
(svof): Ready for combat! (empty defences mode, took no time)
5694h, 5490m, 23860e, 20799w ex -  5694h, 5490m, 23860e, 20799w ex -  (+5653h, 99.3%, +19m, 0.3%) 
(outr kola|eat kola|metawake on|touch cloak)
You may drink another health or mana elixir. (4.348s)
(svof): Welcome back to life! System unpaused.
5694h, 5490m, 23860e, 20799w ex -  
Ahh, I am truly sorry, but I do not see anyone by that name here.
5694h, 5490m, 23860e, 20799w ex -  
You remove 1 kola nut, bringing the total in the Rift to 2262.
You eat a kola nut.
An instant feeling of excitement and edginess overcomes you.
You order your mind to ensure you will not journey far into the dreamworld.
You remove 1 bayberry bark, bringing the total in the Rift to 1723.
You eat some bayberry bark.
Your eyes dim as you lose your sight.
5694h, 5490m, 23860e, 20799w xkb -  
Penwize ceases to wield a deadfall scythe in his right hand.
5694h, 5490m, 23860e, 20799w xkb -  
Penwize takes a drink from an elegant diamond vial.
5694h, 5490m, 23860e, 20799w xkb -  
Penwize eats some irid moss.
3575h, 5490m, 23860e, 20799w xkb -  (-2119h, 37.2%) (sip health)
You have recovered equilibrium. (0.663s)
3575h, 5490m, 23860e, 20799w exkb -  (touch cloak)
You take a drink from a purple heartwood vial.
The elixir heals and soothes you.
4550h, 5490m, 23860e, 20800w exkb -  (+975h, 17.1%) 
You caress the tattoo and immediately you feel a cloak of protection surround you.
4550h, 5490m, 23860e, 20800w cxkb -  
You have recovered equilibrium.
You may eat another plant or mineral. (0.747s) (1.591s)
4550h, 5490m, 23860e, 20800w cexkb -  (outr hawthorn|eat hawthorn|selfishness)
You remove 1 hawthorn berry, bringing the total in the Rift to 2203.
You eat a hawthorn berry.
You rub your hands together greedily.
4550h, 5490m, 23860e, 20800w cxkb -  
You may eat another bit of irid moss or potash. (5.837s)
2431h, 5490m, 23860e, 20800w cxkb -  (-2119h, 37.2%) (outr irid|eat irid)
You have recovered equilibrium. (0.412s)
2431h, 5490m, 23860e, 20800w cexkb -  
You remove 1 irid moss, bringing the total in the Rift to 1909.
You eat some irid moss.
You feel your health and mana replenished.
2886h, 5490m, 23860e, 20800w cexkb -  (+455h, 8.0%) 
Death claims its own, as Penwize's own soulfire consumes him.
Himself has been slain by Penwize.
A starburst tattoo flares and bathes Penwize in red light.
A prickly pear falls from Penwize's person.
A prickly pear falls from Penwize's person.
A group of 3 pieces of prickly ash bark falls from Penwize's person.
A goldenseal root falls from Penwize's person.
A goldenseal root falls from Penwize's person.
A group of 3 ginger roots falls from Penwize's person.
A group of 3 ginseng roots falls from Penwize's person.
A group of 3 lobelia seeds falls from Penwize's person.
A bloodroot leaf falls from Penwize's person.
A bloodroot leaf falls from Penwize's person.
A bloodroot leaf falls from Penwize's person.
Some irid moss falls from Penwize's person.
Some irid moss falls from Penwize's person.
A goldenseal root falls from Penwize's person.
A group of 3 pieces of kelp falls from Penwize's person.
A hawthorn berry falls from Penwize's person.
Some bayberry bark falls from Penwize's person.
A hawthorn berry falls from Penwize's person.
Some bayberry bark falls from Penwize's person.
A hawthorn berry falls from Penwize's person.
Some bayberry bark falls from Penwize's person.
A blue ink falls from Penwize's person.
A green ink falls from Penwize's person.
A purple ink falls from Penwize's person.
A red ink falls from Penwize's person.
A yellow ink falls from Penwize's person.
Some irid moss falls from Penwize's person.
767h, 5490m, 23860e, 20800w cexkb -  (-2119h, 37.2%) 
You are consumed utterly as soulfire flares from the crucible.
You have been slain by Penwize.
Your starburst tattoo flares as the world is momentarily tinted red.
(svof): We hit starburst!
(svof): Auto-switching to empty defences mode.
(svof): Ready for combat! (empty defences mode, took no time)
5694h, 5490m, 23860e, 20800w ex -  5694h, 5490m, 23860e, 20800w ex -  (+4927h, 86.5%) (metawake 
on|touch cloak)
Penwize turns a defender's band about his finger. A frigid stream of cerulean light emanates from 
its band, surrounding him with a frosty aura.
(svof): Welcome back to life! System unpaused.
5694h, 5490m, 23860e, 20800w ex -  
Rarahi Ahura Penwize Baker, the Relentless says, "...oh."