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  • RyzethRyzeth
    edited May 2016
    How are there people in the Consortium still so low HR? You can get 1-5 in like a week tops... And then the advancement I made before leaving, you could easily do 5-9(or 10?) in like another week or two. (maybe a month, if you're being lax)

    @Josoul get that whip out, boy.
  • GrandueGrandue
    Ryzeth said:
    How are there people in the Consortium still so low HR? You can get 1-5 in like a week tops... And then the advancement I made before leaving, you could easily do 5-9(or 10?) in like another week or two. (maybe a month, if you're being lax)

    @Josoul get that whip out, boy.
    All those kids except Khaibit have been in the house for only like a year. Also, we don't use your shit. 
  • KlendathuKlendathu Eye of the Storm
    Grandue said:
    Ryzeth said:
    How are there people in the Consortium still so low HR? You can get 1-5 in like a week tops... And then the advancement I made before leaving, you could easily do 5-9(or 10?) in like another week or two. (maybe a month, if you're being lax)

    @Josoul get that whip out, boy.
    All those kids except Khaibit have been in the house for only like a year. Also, we don't use your shit. 
    New shit coming. I dun bin ritin it

    Tharos, the Announcer of Delos shouts, "It's near the end of the egghunt and I still haven't figured out how to pronounce Clean-dat-hoo."
  • KhaibitKhaibit
    Grandue said:
    Ryzeth said:
    How are there people in the Consortium still so low HR? You can get 1-5 in like a week tops... And then the advancement I made before leaving, you could easily do 5-9(or 10?) in like another week or two. (maybe a month, if you're being lax)

    @Josoul get that whip out, boy.
    All those kids except Khaibit have been in the house for only like a year. Also, we don't use your shit. 
    Yeah, no one gets promoted in the consortium, hr6 4lyfe


  • OmorOmor
    Khaibit said:
    Grandue said:
    Ryzeth said:
    How are there people in the Consortium still so low HR? You can get 1-5 in like a week tops... And then the advancement I made before leaving, you could easily do 5-9(or 10?) in like another week or two. (maybe a month, if you're being lax)

    @Josoul get that whip out, boy.
    All those kids except Khaibit have been in the house for only like a year. Also, we don't use your shit. 
    Yeah, no one gets promoted in the consortium, hr6 4lyfe

    I got promoted at least once.
    Omor Ceberek - Targossas

    got gud
  • AesiAesi
    https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/67327193

    that timing, Calcine.
  • AtalkezAtalkez
    That's what you put up?

    Here, let me help you out :)

    A Duskmere brawler says, "I wager Calcine could eat a horse right now."
    5751h 4403m 100%e 100%w   79%  32.1   (-15m, 0.3%) 01:56:54.188    
    [DEF]  Density
    You feel your density return to normal.
    5751h 4403m 100%e 100%w   79%  32.1   01:56:55.930    
    [DEF]  Density
    [Curing]: APPLY MASS
    You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your skin.
    Your body grows extremely dense and heavy as the mass salve infuses your skin.
    5751h 4403m 100%e 100%w   79%  32.1   01:56:56.193    
    You may apply another salve to yourself.
    5751h 4403m 100%e 100%w   79%  32.1   01:56:56.927    
    Aesi says to you in a soft voice, "Perhaps he knows..."
    5751h 4403m 100%e 100%w   79%  32.1   01:57:06.727    
    You look about yourself, rubbing your chin thoughtfully.
    5751h 4388m 100%e 100%w   79%  32.1   (-15m, 0.3%) 01:57:08.643    
    Aesi motions to a Duskmere brawler.
    5751h 4418m 100%e 100%w   79%  32.1   (+30m, 0.7%) 01:57:11.117    
    [DEF]  Inspiration
    You slump slightly as the divinely-inspired strength leaves your body.
    [Inspiration Down]
    5751h 4403m 100%e 100%w   79%  32.1   (-15m, 0.3%) 01:57:15.025    
    [DEF]  Inspiration
    You bow your head and, praying to the gods for inspiration, you are soon rewarded as your body is 
    suffused with strength.
    5751h 4403m 100%e 100%w   78%  32.1   01:57:15.133    
    Silver sparks dance across the heavens as the dazzling orb of the sun rushes past Achaea's three 
    rings, the second brilliantly coruscating at its passing.
    5751h 4403m 100%e 100%w   78%  32.1   01:57:16.828    
    You have recovered equilibrium. 2.934s
    5751h 4403m 100%e 100%w   78%  32.1   01:57:18.067    
    You say in a silky, smooth tenor voice, "I don't have a horse."
    5751h 4418m 100%e 100%w   78%  32.1   (+15m, 0.3%) 01:57:21.716    
    You look about yourself, rubbing your chin thoughtfully.
    5751h 4403m 100%e 100%w   78%  32.1   (-15m, 0.3%) 01:57:23.230    
    Aesi says to a Duskmere brawler in a soft voice, "If two humgii's were to attempt to eat each other, 
    would the world collapse?"
    5751h 4403m 100%e 100%w   78%  32.1   01:57:25.737    
    Blowing sharply into the end of a platinum whistle, you release three resonant notes. The chord 
    lingers briefly in the air before dispersing in all directions.
    A Baarian tiger looks up suddenly before fading away.
    A phantom grizzly bear looks up suddenly before fading away.
    A formidable sea-spray albatross looks up suddenly before fading away.
    A gold-breasted falcon looks up suddenly before fading away.
    5751h 4403m 100%e 100%w   78%  32.1   01:57:26.726    
    You have recovered balance on all limbs. 1.638s
    5751h 4403m 100%e 100%w   78%  32.1   01:57:28.371    
    Aesi puts his fingers in his mouth and lets out a high-pitched whistle.
    An alabaster pegasus trots in with head high.
    5751h 4418m 100%e 100%w   78%  32.1   (+15m, 0.3%) 01:57:31.869    
    You give a phantom grizzly bear to Calcine, humgii of Fire.
    Calcine, humgii of Fire frantically takes a phantom grizzly bear and shoves it into his huge mouth, 
    swallowing it whole.
    5751h 4418m 100%e 100%w   78%  32.1   01:57:33.099    
    "Wow!" you exclaim.
    5751h 4403m 100%e 100%w   78%  32.1   (-15m, 0.3%) 01:57:34.251    
    Aesi's eyes widen in disbelief as he shouts, "Oh my GODS!"
    5751h 4418m 100%e 100%w   78%  32.1   (+15m, 0.3%) 01:57:41.544    
    "Wow!" a Duskmere brawler exclaims.
    5751h 4403m 100%e 100%w   78%  32.1   (-15m, 0.3%) 01:57:44.829    
    Aesi says in a soft voice, "You... you monster."
    5751h 4418m 100%e 100%w   78%  32.1   (+15m, 0.3%) 01:57:50.914    
    As you rub one hand over a petite ceramic urn, the air in front of you warps and changes as a 
    phantom grizzly bear coalesces.
    5751h 4388m 100%e 100%w   78%  32.1   (-30m, 0.7%) 01:57:59.139    
    You have recovered balance on all limbs. 1.741s
    5751h 4418m 100%e 100%w   78%  32.1   (+30m, 0.7%) 01:58:00.879    
    You flash the victory sign.
    5751h 4403m 100%e 100%w   78%  32.1   (-15m, 0.3%) 01:58:04.103    
    As you rub one hand over a petite ceramic urn, the air in front of you warps and changes as a 
    phantom grizzly bear coalesces.
    5751h 4403m 100%e 100%w   78%  32.1   01:58:06.434    
    You easily vault onto the back of a phantom grizzly bear.
    A phantom grizzly bear lets out a roar of angry defiance as you settle upon her back.
    5751h 4403m 99%e 100%w   78%  32.1   01:58:06.695    
    5751h 4388m 100%e 100%w   78%  32.1   (-15m, 0.3%) 01:58:06.695    [southwest - Tesha, Ada (2)]
    (Mudlet Clan): Rosemena says, "Anybody know anything about GMCP chat capture?"
    5751h 4388m 100%e 100%w   78%  32.1   01:58:49.332    
    (Mudlet Clan): Rosemena says, "I still can't find where I f'd it up."
    5751h 4403m 100%e 100%w   78%  32.1   (+15m, 0.3%) 01:59:03.985    
    A Duskmere brawler says, "Let me get the book on astral physics and humgii, Aesi. I took those 
    classes instead of swordmastery back in the day."
    5751h 4403m 100%e 100%w   78%  32.1   01:59:06.968    
    [DEF]  Density
    You feel your density return to normal.
    5751h 4403m 100%e 100%w   78%  32.1   01:59:07.802    
    [DEF]  Density
    [Curing]: APPLY MASS
    You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your skin.
    Your body grows extremely dense and heavy as the mass salve infuses your skin.
    5751h 4403m 100%e 100%w   78%  32.1   01:59:07.824    
    You may apply another salve to yourself.
    5751h 4388m 100%e 100%w   78%  32.1   (-15m, 0.3%) 01:59:08.636    
    "Ha!" you exclaim with gusto.
    5751h 4403m 100%e 100%w   78%  32.1   (+15m, 0.3%) 01:59:14.351    
    Aesi says to a Duskmere brawler in a soft voice, "EXCELLENT."
    5751h 4403m 100%e 100%w   78%  32.1   01:59:17.069    
    A Duskmere brawler snorts at you in amusement.




    Penwize has cowardly forfeited the challenge to mortal combat issued by Atalkez.
  • AesiAesi
    edited May 2016
    yeah whoever is piloting the brawler is my hero.

    Like right after Tesha/I won the tumble, they sent me a tell telling me I made the city proud.

    It's been joking and hanging around with us at rally like all weekend and having fun.

    A little bit of animation makes the game a thousandfold better. It's really cool to see.
  • SarathaiSarathai
    Denizens never seem to talk to me. Maybe I'm doing something wrong. :/
    - (Eleusis): Ellodin says, "The Fissure of Echoes is Sarathai's happy place."
    - With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
    - (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
    - Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
    - Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."



  • ValkynValkyn
    Sarathai said:
    Denizens never seem to talk to me. Maybe I'm doing something wrong. :/
    Being Australian.

    (srs - the timezone won't help)

  • KayeilKayeil Washington State
    It was fun in Cyrene when someone would take over the guards and other denizens. The runic knight (huzzah!) and the dashing troubadour were the best. Although the little kids were pretty funny, too.
    What doesn't kill you gives you exp.

  • KlendathuKlendathu Eye of the Storm
    Sarathai said:
    Denizens never seem to talk to me. Maybe I'm doing something wrong. :/
    Do you leave any alive long enough to interact?

    Tharos, the Announcer of Delos shouts, "It's near the end of the egghunt and I still haven't figured out how to pronounce Clean-dat-hoo."
  • BreanBrean
    The soul of Jhui has battered Jorsh to death.

    So strong he kills while dead.
  • DunnDunn
    Brean said:
    The soul of Jhui has battered Jorsh to death.

    So strong he kills while dead.
    That was his falcon, actually. 


  • SkarashSkarash
    Sarathai said:
    Denizens never seem to talk to me. Maybe I'm doing something wrong. :/
    wrong city obviously- just gotta go to the city with active divine and you'll be golden!
  • AtalkezAtalkez
    edited May 2016
    Fairly sure this is a Celani/another Divine, considering the time it's being animated.

    Doubt it's Deucora.




    Penwize has cowardly forfeited the challenge to mortal combat issued by Atalkez.
  • AesiAesi
    Whoever it is, rocks.

    Good sense of humor
  • BleakBleak
    edited May 2016
    Stygian Crossroads.
    A noxious, red-hued fog overwhelms the area with a thick, palpable vapour. The stars glimmer down 
    from a clear and cloudless sky, bathing the landscape in silvery light. An elegant bloodstone bench 
    is here. A black bone chest is here. Melodie, Venomous Whisper is here. She wields a bound shield of 
    fanned copper feathers in her right hand. Crucible Champion Helewys, Augur of Intrigue is here. She 
    wields an elemental staff in her left hand. She is surrounded by one reflection of herself. 
    Insid'ari Kiet Aristata al-Azhan is here, shrouded. He wields a Shield of Absorption in his left 
    hand and a sharpened buckawn's spine in his right. You may ENTER SUBDIVISION from here.
    You see exits leading northeast, east (open door), west (open door), northwest, up, and down.
    5316h, 5464m, 22001e, 20600w cexkdb@ -  
    Your surroundings shatter into a cloud of glowing stars which dissipate to leave you back where you 
    began.
    5316h, 5449m, 22001e, 20580w cexkdb -  (-15m, 0.3%) 
    You ram the butt end of a pike into the ground and impale Alrena's head on it, leaving it as a 
    warning to those who would cross you.
    5316h, 5449m, 22001e, 20580w cekdb -  
    You ram the butt end of a pike into the ground and impale Kythra's head on it, leaving it as a 
    warning to those who would cross you.
    5316h, 5449m, 22001e, 20580w cekdb -  
    You say in an annoyingly loud voice, "Duanathar."
    Closing the distance in but a few large steps, Mhaldorus, a colossal daemon charges at you. As he 
    approaches, he shoots a dart of concentrated magic at your body, temporarily stunning you. A moment 
    later, his mouth-like appendage takes hold of you, and you feel your life force drain away.
    With lightning speed, a knight of the Maldaathi skewers you twice with his blades.
    510h, 5449m, 22041e, 20580w cekdb -  (-4806h, 90.4%) (sip health|eat irid|outr 1 irid)
    You take a drink from a purple heartwood vial.
    The elixir heals and soothes you.
    You eat some irid moss.
    You feel your health and mana replenished.
    You remove 1 irid moss, bringing the total in the Rift to 2219.
    1911h, 5464m, 22041e, 20580w cekdb -  (+1401h, 26.4%, +15m, 0.3%) 
    You have recovered balance on all limbs. (0.799s)
    1911h, 5464m, 22041e, 20580w cexkdb -  
    With lightning speed, a knight of the Maldaathi skewers you twice with his blades.
    You have been slain by a knight of the Maldaathi.

    Damn you Mhaladorus! I almost got away! Anyway, such an epic line. I can totally imagine that happening. 
  • AntoniusAntonius
    Piking a head uses balance, so you couldn't have gotten away anyway. Likely could have if you'd queued the say though.

    Results of disembowel testing | Knight limb counter | GMCP AB files

  • MorthifMorthif
    Also pike takes but doesn't require balance now. You were dead anyway 
  • BleakBleak
    Ah, right. I see what you mean now. I thought Mhaldorus threw me off balance. 
  • AtalkezAtalkez
    Actually queue would have got you out.




    Penwize has cowardly forfeited the challenge to mortal combat issued by Atalkez.
  • MorthifMorthif
    How's that?
  • KythraKythra
    He regained balance before he died. So if he said it right at that moment when he regained balance. Then he'd of been whisked up and survived.
  • MorthifMorthif
    Oh Christ I read it twice and missed that
  • AegothAegoth
    It's like the Three Stooges... except there are four of them. Laughs all around!
  • BleakBleak
    Play this song from 2.25. I was headbanging so hard to it, when that happened. 


  • ExelethrilExelethril
    Posting this because it happened last week and I thought it was rather hilarious.

    So, headed to Orilla to un-drydock my ship for Seafaring stuff, when I suspected @Alrena might have done something to it (just for shipreturning, but ok I was bored). Obviously, I was confused upon trying to un-drydock a sunken ship.

    shiplog aerev 0 4
    2016/05/07 21:05:29 - Alrena withdrew 6898 gold from the strongbox.

    Within ten seconds it dawned on me:
    Upon salvaging it, found out Alrena released my ship from drydock, stole all the gold from my strongbox, undocked it then sunk it. Darn my carelessness for assuming that golddigging ex-wife wouldn't stoop so low! All of this when I barely interacted with her.

    Anyways, shrugged the 100k off and I'm glad I'm finally rid of that crazy person who's rather gifted at scraping credits/free stuff from other players, rip refunds. Oh yeah, her ship doesn't belong to her either. I'm pretty proud of myself for that. 

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