Memorable quotes

Halos · May 2016

you have a willpower regeneration room in your estate

Ryzeth · May 2016

Xaden said:

Ah! Bugger this! My willpower, with no arte's, drops out at about 2 hours of Underworld / Annwyn. I was considering buying the lvl1 circlet as a result...

But I HAVE the endurance ring. I shouldn't be tanking endurance like this!

Message #2317 Sent by Ryzeth
5/06/7:00 (To Makarios): Could you take a look into endurance usage, and confirm whether it's a bug or not with it being used so rapidly? Used to be able to clear all of Moghedu in Dragonform (trans fitness/endurance ring) and still be around ~45%.. Now can't even clear half of it, before it's all gone...

Message #2318 Sent by Makarios
5/06/9:30 Oops, fixed!

Fear not, Jimmy. Guess something got messed up, with adding those new arties.

Minifie · May 2016

31) You told Menox: There are 7 huge, ferocious manticores here.

32) You told Menox: Probably a birthday party.

33) Menox told You: With adventurer cake after some poor soul walks in.

34) You told Menox: I walked past them but my shield saved 4 hits.

35) Menox told You: Party crasher.

36) You told Menox: They won't separate, should go elsewhere but eeeeh I like killing them.

37) Menox told You: How much do they do per round?

38) You told Menox: About almost gotten 5% from clearing all mantis.

39) You told Menox: Assuming I clear the last of them.

40) You told Menox: 393hp no shield procs.

41) Menox told You: Oh, I meant damage wise? Like, how many hits can you get in before you've got to

run with all of them hitting you.

42) You told Menox: I walked in and that was my health without attacking and no shield pops.

43) Menox told You: Haha. Whats life without some adventure?

44) You told Menox: I can do 3 with hit and run.

45) You told Menox: Their wing buffet is what causes issues due to knocking me off balance.

46) You told Menox: Well that was risky and payed off, not doing that again!

47) Menox told You: Get them all?

48) You told Menox: WS crit one, one moved away as I did it and I ran, now only 5 in the room!

49) You told Menox: 4 now!

50) Menox told You: Meanwhile, one of them is sitting there going "So much for my birthday party

".

Guess I should feel ashamed for my party crashing antics...

Skye · May 2016

The venomous tones of Mindshell Azon's voice rolls through the air, "Once upon a

time there was a dark city and a light city. They didn't like how each other looked

so they waged a bloody war."

The venomous tones of Mindshell Azon's voice rolls through the air, "Everytime the

darkies visited the lighties, their skin would melt and burn until there was

nothing left but a puddle of melted flesh and bones."

The venomous tones of Mindshell Azon's voice rolls through the air, "Everytime the

lighties visited the darkies, a cold poison would creep into them, robbing them of

their senses until they fell over dead."

The venomous tones of Mindshell Azon's voice rolls through the air, "And so the war

raged on, back and forth as each tried to eliminate the others existance and claim

the light spectrum for themselves."

The venomous tones of Mindshell Azon's voice rolls through the air, "But then a

lonely little dragon spoke up, why not both!? And so the darkies and the lighties

were distracted for a time, for they had a new enemy."

The venomous tones of Mindshell Azon's voice rolls through the air, "They killed

that lonely little dragon together, but it was a trap! As soon the lonely little

dragon died a void burst forth into existance."

The venomous tones of Mindshell Azon's voice rolls through the air, "And so the

darkies and the lighties were drawn off the face of Sapience never to bother the

rest of existance with their inane shouting again."

The venomous tones of Mindshell Azon's voice rolls through the air, "The End!"

Halos · May 2016

Aluciana · May 2016

Atalkez leaps from the shadows and plunges a dagger into some gold sovereigns's back!

Still can't help but laugh every time I see this glitch

Qwyn · May 2016

So I'm bashing in Hriddan when....

Approaching a village.

You may ENTER the WILDERNESS map from here.

You see a single exit leading north.

Tharos, the Announcer of Delos shouts, "It seems to me you all could use some eggcitement!"

** An Egghunt event has been set up! (see EVENT STATUS) **

** You must JOIN EVENT to participate. **

** The Egghunt will start in 3 minutes. **

--- That sounds fun! ---

You join in the Egghunt and are marked as a participant. Good luck!

--- Now to get back to the mainland...---

You may not enter the wilderness during this event.

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Kiet · May 2016

INNOCENT tells you, "Lord @Watchman is just this imposing figure - that looks like a furry statue."

Melodie · May 2016

First use of Mel's obsidian disc:

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/e89122c7

Taken after @Saeva and I took on the project of painting Mel's private parlour.

Was quite fun, relaxing, and entertaining. It's been kind of fun to slowly build on this one room over a series of years as a pet project!

Aesi · May 2016

Melodie said:

First use of Mel's obsidian disc:

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/e89122c7

Taken after @Saeva and I took on the project of painting Mel's private parlour. Was quite fun, relaxing, and entertaining. It's been kind of fun to slowly build on this one room over a series of years as a pet project!

In comparison my house rooms are equivalent to a bachelor pad with patio furniture. Nice

Aerek · May 2016

Melodie said:

First use of Mel's obsidian disc:

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/e89122c7

Taken after @Saeva and I took on the project of painting Mel's private parlour. Was quite fun, relaxing, and entertaining. It's been kind of fun to slowly build on this one room over a series of years as a pet project!

Just in time for Mothers' Day. I hope she got you something nice and reminded you that you're old.

Minifie · May 2016

Aerek said:

Melodie said:

First use of Mel's obsidian disc:

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/e89122c7

Taken after @Saeva and I took on the project of painting Mel's private parlour. Was quite fun, relaxing, and entertaining. It's been kind of fun to slowly build on this one room over a series of years as a pet project!

Just in time for Mothers' Day. I hope she got you something nice and reminded you that you're old.

Exactly how I remember my 2nd birthday

Melodie · May 2016

Aerek said:

Melodie said:

First use of Mel's obsidian disc:

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/e89122c7

Taken after @Saeva and I took on the project of painting Mel's private parlour. Was quite fun, relaxing, and entertaining. It's been kind of fun to slowly build on this one room over a series of years as a pet project!

Just in time for Mothers' Day. I hope she got you something nice and reminded you that you're old.

She helped me paint and gave me an opportunity for a great picture I want to keep forever. If that's not a gift, I don't know what is.

Thanks as well, @Aesi!

Krypton · May 2016

Makarios said:
Remedies
--------
* BOILING no longer requires you to drop your pot and can be performed from the inventory.

R.I.P. RP lulz :

A little girl named Averan bends over and picks up an oaken pot.

Verrucht, sad panda says to a little girl named Averan, "May I have my pot back please?"

Bouncing happily, Averan leaves to the southeast.

Verrucht, sad panda says, "That dirty little cunt."

Verrucht, sad panda says to a little girl named Averan, "I enjoy being mugged, really."
Verrucht, sad panda says to a little girl named Averan, "But I could use that pot."
Verrucht, sad panda says to a little girl named Averan, "I'll give you some weed for it."
Verrucht, sad panda says to a little girl named Averan, "How about some ginger?"
Verrucht, sad panda says to a little girl named Averan, "Everyone loves ginger."
Verrucht, sad panda says to a little girl named Averan, "Ginger for a pot!"
Verrucht, sad panda says to a little girl named Averan, "You know, this is why I support
retroactive abortion."
Verrucht, sad panda says to a little girl named Averan, "Not you in specific."
Verrucht, sad panda says to a little girl named Averan, "Just the situation.”
Verrucht, sad panda says to a little girl named Averan, "I love that pot. It's like.. a child to me.”
Verrucht, sad panda says to a little girl named Averan, "A wooden child I stuff herbs into.

R.I.P. PK lulz :

Mayapple said:
Issue #47615 Reported by: **Someone I know**
2008/03/07 02:58:22:
PK Cause question: Today when I was refilling vials for someone, a young
unranked bystander watched me fill a few times. I use a script, so the actions
occur quite quickly. During about the third refill this bystander witnessed,
bystander timed it perfectly to pick up the pot when I dropped to combine
ingredients. When asked to give the pot back to me, bystander said, "It
touched the ground." "You have no pk." I offered to give bystander 10 moss in exchange
for my pot back. Bystander refused, stating that the venom elixir in the pot
was worth more. (This seems to me to be evidence that this isn't the average
ignorant newbie.) My question is.. do I have pk cause on this person? If
not, is it because they are unranked or because the pot 'touched the ground'?

Message #10 Sent by Anytus
3/08/15:24 Regarding issue #47615: You do not have cause because the pot was on
the floor. Thank you.

Texel · May 2016

Minifie said:

Aerek said:

Melodie said:

First use of Mel's obsidian disc:

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/e89122c7

Taken after @Saeva and I took on the project of painting Mel's private parlour. Was quite fun, relaxing, and entertaining. It's been kind of fun to slowly build on this one room over a series of years as a pet project!

Just in time for Mothers' Day. I hope she got you something nice and reminded you that you're old.

Exactly how I remember my 2nd birthday

I feel like I'm the only adopted kid that enjoyed being unique.

Aesi · May 2016

Texel said:

Minifie said:

Aerek said:

Melodie said:

First use of Mel's obsidian disc:

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/e89122c7

Taken after @Saeva and I took on the project of painting Mel's private parlour. Was quite fun, relaxing, and entertaining. It's been kind of fun to slowly build on this one room over a series of years as a pet project!

Just in time for Mothers' Day. I hope she got you something nice and reminded you that you're old.

Exactly how I remember my 2nd birthday

I feel like I'm the only adopted kid that enjoyed being unique.

My uncles defence to my mom (he was adopted) was that they picked him by choice and they were stuck with her lol

Nicola · May 2016

The posting of, shaming, and attacking of retired players is not going to happen folks.

Aesi · May 2016

Daeir said:

Sorry Aesi, this quoted post has been removed! (Not just to mess with the content of your post)

That's one of a couple ways to look at it.

I had considered retirement a while. Sometimes people just need a do over.

If a change doesn't happen I suspect the behaviour will be apparent anyway.

Ada · May 2016

A sprawling oak.
The surroundings are dry and without moisture, a fact evident even in the dim morning light. A 
goldenseal wildflower is here. A yellow lady's slipper plant prospers here. Razor-sharp leaves of 
sugarcane cluster here. Heavy ears of grain nod among the surrounding grasses. Grazing quietly, a 
woolly grey sheep stands here. Grazing quietly, a woolly black sheep stands here.
You see a single exit leading south.
3778h 4293m 99%e 100%w XX|EE M  
sheep229383         a woolly grey sheep
sheep95664          a woolly black sheep
Number of objects: 2
3778h 4342m 99%e 100%w XX|EE M  (+49m, 1.1%) 
You grab protectively at a woolly grey sheep.
You wrestle the sheep to the ground and hold him still between your knees. You then methodically 
shear the fleece from his hide.
3778h 4342m 100%e 100%w XX|EE M  
You are dismayed as a pair of shears turns to dust in your hands.
3778h 4327m 100%e 100%w XX|EE M  (-15m, 0.3%) 
You grab protectively at a woolly black sheep.
The sheep leaps from your arms and turns to bleat at you in annoyance.
3778h 4327m 100%e 100%w XX|EE M

Oops, the shears disappeared XD

Aesi · May 2016

until I saw the shears I was not quite sure where that encounter was headed....

Sarathai · May 2016

Aesi said:

until I saw the shears I was not quite sure where that encounter was headed....

Public news #8?

Aesi · May 2016

Sarathai said:

Aesi said:

until I saw the shears I was not quite sure where that encounter was headed....

Public news #8?

oh, well, everything seems to be in order.

Tesha · May 2016

(Order): Antidas says, "Slutations, Lady."

rip @Antidas

Cooper · May 2016

You say with a Mhaldorian accent, "My question is simple. Can I please have a one month truefavour?"
(p) 8360h, 8041m, 37500e, 32730w cexkdb -
Jhin says in a deep, smooth voice, "Risky."
(p) 8360h, 8041m, 37470e, 32700w cexkdb -
Sentry Barrien says, "Bold move."
(p) 8360h, 8041m, 37500e, 32730w cexkdb -
Merda says with an exotic accent, "You could ask for ANYTHING, and that's what you want?"
(p) 8360h, 8041m, 37500e, 32730w cexkdb -
Eoka says in a high pitched voice, "Oh, youve got some guts."
(p) 8360h, 8041m, 37500e, 32730w cexkdb -
Douz says in a melodious, rumbly basso voice, "Fortune favours, they say."
(p) 8360h, 8041m, 37500e, 32730w cexkdb -
(Federation of Asshole Gankers): Titonus says, "Done."
(p) 8360h, 8041m, 37490e, 32706w cexkdb -
The body of Understudy Enthia Jinx, Prized Grandchild appears in a flash and her soul descends to
fill it, causing the previously expressionless face to fill with emotion.
(p) 8360h, 8041m, 37490e, 32724w cexkdb -
You notice Merda's eyelids are beginning to droop.
(p) 8360h, 8041m, 37490e, 32724w cexkdb -
Lord Marshal Proficy, the Merciful says to you, "Ask for a certain someone to come favor you."
(p) 8360h, 8041m, 37500e, 32730w cexkdb -
Forestwalker Morthif Aristata's breath crackles and sparks as he says, "Mithrea!"
(p) 8360h, 8041m, 37500e, 32730w cexkdb -
Aegoth Aristata says, "I have a question."
(p) 8360h, 8041m, 37500e, 32730w cexkdb -
Patroklos, Puia Kaitiesa's breath scorches the air as he says to Aegoth, "You're added to the queue.
"
(p) 8360h, 8041m, 37470e, 32700w cexkdb -
Nicola smiles and says, "I think this can be arranged."
(p) 8360h, 8041m, 37470e, 32724w cexkdb -
Eoka says to Aegoth in a high pitched voice, "Add yourself to the queue."
(p) 8360h, 8041m, 37470e, 32724w cexkdb -
You say with a Mhaldorian accent, "Woo hoo!"
(p) 8360h, 8041m, 37500e, 32730w cexkdb -
Aegoth Aristata says, "I have two questions."
(p) 8360h, 8041m, 37500e, 32730w cexkdb -
Nicola has bestowed Her divine truefavour upon you. It will last for approximately 1 Achaean month.
(p) (svof): Your max health increased by 699h/8% to 9059.
(svof): Your max mana increased by 385m/4% to 8426.
8360h, 8041m, 37500e, 32730w cexkdb -
Makarios, the Meticulous has bestowed His divine truedisfavour upon you. It will last for
approximately 1 Achaean month.
(p) (svof): Your max health decreased by 699h/8% to 8360.
(svof): Your max mana decreased by 385m/5% to 8041.
8360h, 8041m, 37500e, 32748w cexkdb -
Paine arrives from the down.
(p) 8360h, 8041m, 37500e, 32730w cexkdb -
You say to Nicola with a Mhaldorian accent, "Thank you."
(p) 8360h, 8041m, 37500e, 32730w cexkdb -
You say with a Mhaldorian accent, "Damn it."
(p) 8360h, 8041m, 37500e, 32730w cexkdb -
You say to Makarios with a Mhaldorian accent, "Unthank you."

On a side note, I noticed that I didn't have innersight anymore. Meaning Makarios's truedisfavour affected my vision more.

Your voice sizzles as you tell Makarios, "I'm sorry, but when I noticed that your truedisfavour
brought my vision skill down more than Nicola's raised it, I spit out my Dr. Pepper snort laughing.
Worth it."
(p) 8360h, 8041m, 37500e, 32730w cexkdb -
The Divine voice of Makarios echoes in your head, "Muhaha."

Nicola · May 2016

For a full log of tonight's Q&A session, it's posted in three parts:

http://forums.achaea.com/discussion/4739/ask-your-producers-with-makarios-nicola-and-tecton-pt-1

http://forums.achaea.com/discussion/4740/ask-your-producers-with-makarios-nicola-and-tecton-pt-2

http://forums.achaea.com/discussion/4741/ask-your-producers-with-makarios-nicola-and-tecton-pt-3

Sarathai · May 2016

@Morthif getting a Pit is hilarious.

Morthif · May 2016

you just jelly

Atalkez · May 2016

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/d25e05f4

Greatness

Aesi · May 2016

Atalkez said:

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/d25e05f4

Greatness

ahahahahaha im so tired i was like WTF

Qwyn · May 2016

HWHO:

Member Rank HTell HNTell Probation Class

------ ---- ----- ------ --------- -----

Khaibit 06 On On No Dragon

Omor 03 On On No Runewarden

Mindshell 04 On On No Dragon

Qwyn 02 Off On Yes Jester

CWHO:

Citizen Rank CT Class

------- ---- -- -----

Omor Ceberek 1 On Runewarden

Khaibit Kintsukuroi D'Ischai 6 On Black Dragon

Mindshell Azon 1 On Green Dragon

Bondswoman Qwyn 1 On Jester

(Ashtan): You say, "Everyone in the city is from our house."

(Ashtan): You say, "We're taking over!!!"

(Ashtan): Khaibit says, "It's our city now."

(Ashtan): Khaibit says, "I stole it."

(Ashtan): Omor says, "I'm okay with this."

(Ashtan): You say, "All the monies are ours!"

(Ashtan): You say, "Does this mean I get to tell jokes?"

(Ashtan): Khaibit says, "Sure, I allow it."

(Ashtan): You say, "Has my time finally come?!?! YES!"

(Ashtan): You say, "What do you call a Satyr looking for a date?!"

(Ashtan): Omor says, "Oh no."

(Ashtan): You say, "A horny guy."

Khaibit has been ripped to shreds by a fierce black panther.

(Ashtan): Omor says, "You got Khaibit killed."

(Ashtan): You say, "Wait don't die I have more oh noooo."

(Ashtan): Khaibit says, "The joke was so bad..."

Edit:

(Ashtan): You say, "I think I shall save my joke power for later."

(Ashtan): You say, "I don't want to hurt any of you."

(Ashtan): Khaibit says, "Mindshell gets me killed a lot, don't worry."

(Ashtan): Omor says, "Heh. Ah, we'll just blame him, then."

(Ashtan): Khaibit says, "Yeah, Mindshell.. gawd."

(Ashtan): You say, "I'm not hearing him refute it."

(Ashtan): You say, "I think he's the one to blame."

(Ashtan): You say, "Speak up if you aren't guilty."

(Ashtan): You say, "Nope, totally guilty."

(Ashtan): Mindshell says, "You want to hunt too Qwyn?"

(Ashtan): You say, "Oh crap."

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