Memorable quotes

Antonius

There's a pretty big difference between marrying your tenth cousin and banging your daughter, though.

Siduri

Antonius said:

There's a pretty big difference between marrying your tenth cousin and banging your daughter, though.

Arguably, they could be one and the same!

Kiet

Who was it that had the really broken bugged out bloodline?

Elipise

Goryllin said:

At some point, these bloodlines need to blow up. After so many years, Achaean bloodlines make no sense and nearly everyone is related to everyone else

Eli isn't related to anyone, no one wants her  (but Carmell, but so do her textsons for other reasons  )

Alrena

Saeva said:

Exelethril said:

Isn't your Tyrannus engaged to her uncle or something along those lines. Then again, I'm text-married to my text great granddaughter, who was the former Speaker

Lol oh okay great granddaughter, then it's not totally jacked up. Oh, well, yes it is. And what does being speaker have to do with -anything-? She could be the Logos for all I care, doesn't make it any less creepy.

Words hurt, you know.  

Seriously though, you guys get way too mad over raids. Try getting raided by Bonko/Earionduil/Thiev (at times with a bigger crew) every day in a row, at off-peak hours when you're the 'best' fighter around as a non-Logosian 20 year old. Makes everything else seem tame in comparison!

You too, @Exelethril. Behave, bad incestuous texthusband! Bad!

Cooper

That was what, 5 rl years ago? Would be super happy if just Rangor/whoever/whoever raided instead of how every Eleusis raid goes now!!!

Raeijk

A cloud of gnats flies about in stunning patterns, transfixing your attention.
A cloud of gnats attempts to transfix some gold sovereigns, but succeeds only in curing
its blindness.

??????

Aesi

The bastards are trying to invalidate your currency!

Exelethril

Saeva said:

Exelethril said:

Isn't your Tyrannus engaged to her uncle or something along those lines. Then again, I'm text-married to my text great granddaughter, who was the former Speaker

Lol oh okay great granddaughter, then it's not totally jacked up. Oh, well, yes it is. And what does being speaker have to do with -anything-? She could be the Logos for all I care, doesn't make it any less creepy.

Being judgmental about something between two consenting individuals while being part of a game organization that encourages slavery, brutal torture, culling of the weak while being led by someone engaged to her uncle(?) makes you seem rather hypocritical and stupid - if you're comparing morality subjectively with what I'm assuming is real world values.

Thanks for the insight into what's "jacked up" in a game ripe with murder, backstabbing, rape, incest, death, etc

Cooper

Tbf comparing IC "incest" to IRL incest is kind of dumb. Not only is it not even comparable in the slightest, ICly there is no established history of incest being wrong or that it will increase the chance of birth defects.

Kiet

Shows what you know, Tart and WM have been married for ages.

Aquil

You guys are all fking retarded. Stop arguing about nothing and get with your lives.

Mizik

Wrapping your fingers around your puppet, you suddenly feel a rush of anger as you look at its
stupid, blank expression, and you tighten your grip, shaking the doll violently.

lmao I forgot about this line. Was this you, @Tecton ?

God damn, dude.

Kiet

If she was that mad about it she'd probably not be good friends with Taraus man, relax.

Saeva

Im actually just judging.

Kiet

Oops too late, Exel got mad enough to come raid with 11 people  vs 6 person cwho (probably cause of ainly though lol)

Aegoth

all this dick measuring amuses the Holocaust King, whose penile girth can be measured on a galactic scale. Oh puny dicks, tremble in the flaccid hopelessness of your inevitable circumcisions, for ye hath awoken a raging passion within mine loins. Oh yes, there will be blood

Trey

Aegoth said:

all this dick measuring amuses the Holocaust King, whose penile girth can be measured on a galactic scale. Oh puny dicks, tremble in the flaccid hopelessness of your inevitable circumcisions, for ye hath awoken a raging passion within mine loins. Oh yes, there will be blood

It's just too bad for him that the galactic scale he's talking about is the Arquillian Galaxy.

Szanthax

Aegoth said:

all this dick measuring amuses the Holocaust King, whose penile girth can be measured on a galactic scale. Oh puny dicks, tremble in the flaccid hopelessness of your inevitable circumcisions, for ye hath awoken a raging passion within mine loins. Oh yes, there will be blood

Challenge accepted *fingertwirls instead of helicopter*

Jovolo

Cooper said:

That was what, 5 rl years ago? Would be super happy if just Rangor/whoever/whoever raided instead of how every Eleusis raid goes now!!!

The "B.E.S.T" team is 5 years old now? Dear god

Kiet

"This group of people that got kicked from mhaldor's actions 5 years ago mean that I get to act without being criticised today"

Achilles

Nah was more like 3 years ago.  Pretty much when Targ was founded

Kiet

Oh all right, then it's good logic obv.

Xinna

Who is the "S"?

Aegoth

Trey said:

Aegoth said:

all this dick measuring amuses the Holocaust King, whose penile girth can be measured on a galactic scale. Oh puny dicks, tremble in the flaccid hopelessness of your inevitable circumcisions, for ye hath awoken a raging passion within mine loins. Oh yes, there will be blood

It's just too bad for him that the galactic scale he's talking about is the Arquillian Galaxy.

why the fuck is this a thing. god dammit

Achilles

Xinna said:

Who is the "S"?

Sabiru.  I think they were all Aussies?

Cooper

Exelethril said:

New RP direction initiated : turn Mhaldor into a guardless, totemless barren wasteland /s

Also, cool. Didn't know that guy RP'd anything beyond "rofl" and "scream".

Guess you weren't kidding. Great job bringing another group 3.5x the size of online defenders and guard raiding. You're awesome!

2016/04/17 18:44:04 - Mycen slew an infernal wraith.
2016/04/17 18:44:19 - Exelethril slew an infernal wraith.
2016/04/17 18:44:29 - Everley slew an infernal wraith.
2016/04/17 18:44:40 - Colgano slew an infernal wraith.
2016/04/17 18:44:51 - Colgano slew an infernal wraith.
2016/04/17 18:45:02 - Everley slew an infernal wraith.
2016/04/17 18:45:25 - Bleak slew Drobund, the vagabond.
2016/04/17 18:56:23 - Kiet > Eleusis attempted another raid with the kind of odds they like, raiders 
were: Bleak, Kondar, Mycen, Colgano. Rollanz, Everley, Borran Coto, Deladan, Exelethril, Florentino, 
Gilthoniel, Rangor, Eji. Defenders were Proficy, Helewys, Ysela, Tobius.
2016/04/17 19:11:35 - Kiet > nearly all the totems in Baelgrim remain usmudged.
2016/04/17 19:12:34 - Rangor slew an ominous lich.
2016/04/17 19:12:46 - Borran slew a Naga assassin.
2016/04/17 19:13:03 - Exelethril slew a knight of the Maldaathi.
2016/04/17 19:13:11 - Deladan slew a knight of the Maldaathi.
2016/04/17 19:21:58 - Rollanz slew a knight of the Maldaathi.
2016/04/17 19:22:06 - Everley slew a knight of the Maldaathi.
2016/04/17 19:34:11 - Exelethril slew an infernal wraith.
2016/04/17 19:34:28 - Bleak slew an infernal wraith.
2016/04/17 19:34:41 - Bleak slew an infernal wraith.
2016/04/17 19:34:53 - Florentino slew an infernal wraith.
2016/04/17 19:35:04 - Mycen slew an infernal wraith.
2016/04/17 19:35:31 - The City of Eleusis has declared a sanctioned raid against the City.
2016/04/17 19:38:13 - Kiet > add Jaenelle to the above list of raiders.
2016/04/17 19:48:52 - Florentino slew a knight of the Maldaathi.
2016/04/17 19:49:03 - Deladan slew a knight of the Maldaathi.
2016/04/17 19:56:04 - Jarrod stationed an infernal wraith at Malevolence Street.
2016/04/17 19:56:28 - Rollanz slew an infernal wraith.
2016/04/17 19:56:36 - Rollanz slew an infernal wraith.
2016/04/17 19:56:47 - Rangor slew an infernal wraith.
2016/04/17 19:57:05 - Kondar slew an infernal wraith.
2016/04/17 19:57:14 - Rangor slew an infernal wraith.
2016/04/17 20:07:25 - The forces of Eleusis have destroyed Stygian Crossroads.
2016/04/17 20:11:13 - The forces of Eleusis have destroyed The Silent Death.
2016/04/17 20:14:20 - Kondar slew a knight of the Maldaathi.
2016/04/17 20:14:33 - Mycen slew a knight of the Maldaathi.
2016/04/17 20:19:56 - Kondar slew a knight of the Maldaathi.
2016/04/17 20:20:06 - Florentino slew a knight of the Maldaathi.

Achilles

He was around 3 years ago though.  That group was incredibly griefy too, p much had a totem war because you could never fight on clouds without being thrown down into totems+retardation+delph lupines.  Sabiru was definitely the least griefy and active of the group.  Team B.E.T just doesnt have the same ring to it.

Kiet

BET is also a television channel that is very much the opposite of that group I'd bet.

Cooper said:

Exelethril said:

New RP direction initiated : turn Mhaldor into a guardless, totemless barren wasteland /s

Also, cool. Didn't know that guy RP'd anything beyond "rofl" and "scream".

Guess you weren't kidding. Great job bringing another group 3.5x the size of online defenders and guard raiding. You're awesome!

Natural reaction in a roleplay game is to go grief a city ICly because you got roasted in a forum thread obv

Achilles

Kiet said:

Oh all right, then it's good logic obv.

Was just clarifying the timeline.  Uneven raids have been going on forever, the new raid system actually lowered it since you can just ignore them if they bring a ridiculos group.  Also guards have way more health now so it is harder than it used to be.  

Tank detonation xp should be a fixed total split among the enemy soldiers to encourage smaler raid groups.  The current system actually encourages cities to add more to their group to secure the detonation without a cost.