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  • TreyTrey
    It's the dread pirate Scurvy Jim Threeballs.

  • KietKiet

    With a decisive tug, Melodie pulls the stopper from a decanter of Island Wine and tips it towards her mouth.
    High class Cyrenian lady my butt.
  • ElipiseElipise
    Kiet said:

    With a decisive tug, Melodie pulls the stopper from a decanter of Island Wine and tips it towards her mouth.
    High class Cyrenian lady my butt.
    Is that not high class for a Cyrenian?
    Torinn Chiragh, Herald of Fire says, "Good, darn it."
    Talamond Averial says, "You are the least charming siren ever."
  • TreyTrey
    @Kiet I too hate the "classy with a glass or realistically have a bottle of wine" dilemma, but any true baller knows: -always- go for the bottle service.

  • ValkynValkyn
    edited March 2016
    The strong and smooth flavours of well-brewed, black tea, quality gin, and a hint of peach bitters, pleasantly fill your mouth as you take a sip of an Encroaching Dusk.

    Tea and gin, peasants.

  • ValkynValkyn
    At great distance, Huka Awha Sarathai El'Rian, the Huntsman yells, "Of destroyed, ... Seneschal! ..."

    ... geez @Sarathai no need to get so personal! :open_mouth: 

  • XadenXaden
    I forgot I changed my command seperator... And I knew that would end up on here.... I was so so tired and I just sat there afterwards laughing at myself for ten minutes
         He is a coward who has to bring two friends as backup to jump people hunting.

  • SzanthaxSzanthax San Diego
    If you can't laugh at yourself then who can you laugh at



  • XadenXaden
    I love laughing at myself. IRL I tend to use myself as a running joke, and don't mind at all being the butt of a joke.
         He is a coward who has to bring two friends as backup to jump people hunting.

  • HalosHalos The Reaches
    edited March 2016
    Lmao @Lucianus

    A frenzied cleric screams, "Like more than one halo!"
  • SzanthaxSzanthax San Diego
    Xaden said:
    I love laughing at myself. IRL I tend to use myself as a running joke, and don't mind at all being the butt of a joke.
    I'm the funniest (looking) person I know!!



  • AsmodronAsmodron
    While standing in Creville:

    A rat darts hastily beneath the menacing leaves of a hogsweed bush. The vermin's surprised squeak is
    quickly followed by a rustle of leaves and the sound of snapping bones.

    Nibbling vainly on a piece of dead wood, an emaciated squirrel chatters in the underbrush.




    ....emaciated my ass, you murderer
  • MizikMizik


    ....emaciated my ass
    :open_mouth: 
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  • AhmetAhmet Wherever I wanna be
    Asmodron said:
    While standing in Creville:

    A rat darts hastily beneath the menacing leaves of a hogsweed bush. The vermin's surprised squeak is
    quickly followed by a rustle of leaves and the sound of snapping bones.

    Nibbling vainly on a piece of dead wood, an emaciated squirrel chatters in the underbrush.




    ....emaciated my ass, you murderer
    You realize it was the -bush- that ate the rat, no?
    Huh. Neat.
  • AsmodronAsmodron
    Ahmet said:
    Asmodron said:
    While standing in Creville:

    A rat darts hastily beneath the menacing leaves of a hogsweed bush. The vermin's surprised squeak is
    quickly followed by a rustle of leaves and the sound of snapping bones.

    Nibbling vainly on a piece of dead wood, an emaciated squirrel chatters in the underbrush.




    ....emaciated my ass, you murderer
    You realize it was the -bush- that ate the rat, no?

    All a coverup by that dastardly squirrel.
  • SarathaiSarathai
    Kirreth tells you in Hashani, "Modern street."

    Your breath scorches the air as you say, "Modern street?"

    Kirreth happily tells you in Hashani, "Hopefully sat on site
    roenflixuous uppoinsein, wake friend sovereigns."
    Indeed.
    - (Eleusis): Ellodin says, "The Fissure of Echoes is Sarathai's happy place."
    - With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
    - (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
    - Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
    - Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."



  • KresslackKresslack Florida, United States
    edited April 2016
    Was waiting to spin this wheel thing when I see this:

    A large, prismatic Wheel of Fortune slows down to a halt, rewarding Crythril with maggoting.

    A large, prismatic Wheel of Fortune slows down to a halt, rewarding Haiden with maggoting.

    A large, prismatic Wheel of Fortune slows down to a halt, rewarding Showld with maggoting.

    Not so sure I want to spin anymore...

    Result:

    A large, prismatic Wheel of Fortune slows down to a halt, rewarding you with toading.

    Well...ok then.


  • AhmetAhmet Wherever I wanna be
    1818 spins

      ["with a pair of Ogre's Gauntlets."] = 2,
  ["with afflictions."] = 112,
  ["with the binding thread of a scintillating pair of cascading wings and 25 credits."] = 1,
  ["with maggoting."] = 122,
  ["with the torso of a figurine of Captain Maelstrom and 25 credits."] = 1,
  ["with Experience Gain."] = 434,
  ["with artefact upgrade credits."] = 14,
  ["with a featureless ice figurine."] = 38,
  ["with a group of 6 Lucrescent nuts."] = 1,
  ["with the left-hand side of an overgrown pail of pitch and 25 credits."] = 1,
  ["with the left-hand side of a frosted pail of pitch and 25 credits."] = 1,
  ["with the parchment from a stylised ocean map and 25 credits."] = 1,
  ["with the mounting plate for an etched and lacquered plaque and 25 credits."] = 2,
  ["with a crate marked \"live animal inside\"."] = 45,
  ["with the base of a neatly-appointed pail of pitch and 25 credits."] = 2,
  ["with a Veil of the Sphinx."] = 1,
  ["with an Epicurean Sash."] = 3,
  ["with the base of a polished green bottle and 25 credits."] = 2,
  ["with Pixie's Boots."] = 5,
  ["with the shoulder straps of a scintillating pair of cascading wings and 25 credits."] = 1,
  ["with the handle of a frosted pail of pitch and 25 credits."] = 1,
  ["with the head of a figurine of Captain Maelstrom and 25 credits."] = 1,
  ["with the contents of a cargo crate of clovers and 25 credits."] = 3,
  ["with the handle of a neatly-appointed pail of pitch and 25 credits."] = 1,
  ["with Lesson Gain."] = 225,
  ["with the lid from a cargo crate of clovers and 25 credits."] = 1,
  ["with the fins of a smoke flare and 25 credits."] = 1,
  ["with the winding crank of a crossbow of coconut lumber and 25 credits."] = 1,
  ["with a mayan crown."] = 26,
  ["with the right-hand side of a neatly-appointed pail of pitch and 25 credits."] = 2,
  ["with a mysterious crate."] = 70,
  ["with the right wing of a scintillating pair of cascading wings and 25 credits."] = 1,
  ["with the handle of an overgrown pail of pitch and 25 credits."] = 1,
  ["with raffle tickets."] = 167,
  ["with the shell of a smoke flare and 25 credits."] = 1,
  ["with the chamber of a smoke flare and 25 credits."] = 1,
  ["with a prismatic token."] = 90,
  ["with the base of a cargo crate of clovers and 25 credits."] = 1,
  ["with Increased Critical Hits."] = 241,
  ["with a hunter's belt."] = 1,
  ["with the fascia from an etched and lacquered plaque and 25 credits."] = 1,
  ["with toading."] = 110,
  ["with the main cylinder from a polished green bottle and 25 credits."] = 2,
  ["with Bound Credits."] = 79,
  ["with the magical enchantment from a polished green bottle and 25 credits."] = 1
    Huh. Neat.
  • DeladanDeladan
    Ahmet said:
    1818 spins

      ["with a pair of Ogre's Gauntlets."] = 2,
  ["with afflictions."] = 112,
  ["with the binding thread of a scintillating pair of cascading wings and 25 credits."] = 1,
  ["with maggoting."] = 122,
  ["with the torso of a figurine of Captain Maelstrom and 25 credits."] = 1,
  ["with Experience Gain."] = 434,
  ["with artefact upgrade credits."] = 14,
  ["with a featureless ice figurine."] = 38,
  ["with a group of 6 Lucrescent nuts."] = 1,
  ["with the left-hand side of an overgrown pail of pitch and 25 credits."] = 1,
  ["with the left-hand side of a frosted pail of pitch and 25 credits."] = 1,
  ["with the parchment from a stylised ocean map and 25 credits."] = 1,
  ["with the mounting plate for an etched and lacquered plaque and 25 credits."] = 2,
  ["with a crate marked \"live animal inside\"."] = 45,
  ["with the base of a neatly-appointed pail of pitch and 25 credits."] = 2,
  ["with a Veil of the Sphinx."] = 1,
  ["with an Epicurean Sash."] = 3,
  ["with the base of a polished green bottle and 25 credits."] = 2,
  ["with Pixie's Boots."] = 5,
  ["with the shoulder straps of a scintillating pair of cascading wings and 25 credits."] = 1,
  ["with the handle of a frosted pail of pitch and 25 credits."] = 1,
  ["with the head of a figurine of Captain Maelstrom and 25 credits."] = 1,
  ["with the contents of a cargo crate of clovers and 25 credits."] = 3,
  ["with the handle of a neatly-appointed pail of pitch and 25 credits."] = 1,
  ["with Lesson Gain."] = 225,
  ["with the lid from a cargo crate of clovers and 25 credits."] = 1,
  ["with the fins of a smoke flare and 25 credits."] = 1,
  ["with the winding crank of a crossbow of coconut lumber and 25 credits."] = 1,
  ["with a mayan crown."] = 26,
  ["with the right-hand side of a neatly-appointed pail of pitch and 25 credits."] = 2,
  ["with a mysterious crate."] = 70,
  ["with the right wing of a scintillating pair of cascading wings and 25 credits."] = 1,
  ["with the handle of an overgrown pail of pitch and 25 credits."] = 1,
  ["with raffle tickets."] = 167,
  ["with the shell of a smoke flare and 25 credits."] = 1,
  ["with the chamber of a smoke flare and 25 credits."] = 1,
  ["with a prismatic token."] = 90,
  ["with the base of a cargo crate of clovers and 25 credits."] = 1,
  ["with Increased Critical Hits."] = 241,
  ["with a hunter's belt."] = 1,
  ["with the fascia from an etched and lacquered plaque and 25 credits."] = 1,
  ["with toading."] = 110,
  ["with the main cylinder from a polished green bottle and 25 credits."] = 2,
  ["with Bound Credits."] = 79,
  ["with the magical enchantment from a polished green bottle and 25 credits."] = 1
    You forgot 
    ["Profanities spewed by Deladan over the wheel"] = 30


  • KresslackKresslack Florida, United States
    Can basically spin it once every hour?


  • AhmetAhmet Wherever I wanna be
    Kresslack said:
    Can basically spin it once every hour?
    Once per serenade. Have to play one hour that day to spin.
    Huh. Neat.
  • MelodieMelodie Port Saint Lucie, Florida
    Free spins are once every Serenade. If you buy tokens, you get as many spins as you have tokens, no time limitation. Free spins are SPIN WHEEL, token spins are SPIN WHEEL WITH TOKEN.
    And I love too                                                                          Be still, my indelible friend
    That love soon might end                                                         You are unbreaking
    And be known in its aching                                                      Though quaking
    Shown in this shaking                                                             Though crazy
    Lately of my wasteland, baby                                                 That's just wasteland, baby
  • PersephoniaPersephonia
    Skye said:
    Just excerpts but I found this little bit of mundane interaction pretty funny

    In a demonstration of his strength, Ditty destroys a small brown egg in his hands.
    Ditty says, "Uh, uh oh."
    Ditty stands, leaving his place on a carved bench of dark blue marble.
    Ditty contemplates the shattered yolk on a carved bench of dark blue marble.
    Ditty removes a polished suit of Ashtani ring mail.
    Ditty removes a bleached white woollen-blend tunic.
    Ditty says, "Excuse me."
    Ditty leaves to the west.
    Persephonia sits on a carved bench of dark blue marble.
    You say to Persephonia with a muddled Thalassian accent, "You know he just spilled egg yolk all over that bench?"
    You give a soft white handkerchief with a blue border to Persephonia.
    Persephonia blinks before looking at the bench.
    Persephonia stands, leaving her place on a carved bench of dark blue marble.
    You sadly say with a muddled Thalassian accent, "Egg butt."
    Persephonia cringes and drops her face into her palms with a shake of her head.
    Persephonia says in a delicate, but sultry voice, "I hope this doesn't stain."

    .....

    Ditty arrives from the west.
    Persephonia narrows her eyes at Ditty in an unnerving manner.
    Ditty says, "I'm sorry!"
    Persephonia says in a delicate, but sultry voice, "People sit there!"
    You say with a muddled Thalassian accent, "Where did you even get that egg from?"
    Ditty says, "I found it."
    Ditty uses his ruined tunic to wipe the bench.

    It kind of made my morning. Centre Crossing is usually so boring. 
  • HalosHalos The Reaches
    Cute  

    A frenzied cleric screams, "Like more than one halo!"
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