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  • MorthifMorthif
    So Mhaldorian
  • ValkynValkyn

    At great distance, Ithmian Squire Deladan Veranius, Obsidian Patriarch yells, "Suck ... dick door."

    @Deladan help, I need an adult.


  • SzanthaxSzanthax San Diego
    Minifie said:
    When you are hepped up on enough painkillers, the following:

    Lupisentia has fallen before the might of Legionnaire Szanthax Darrion, her body consumed by a powerful surge of telepathic energy.

    Makes you ask the following questions:

    When did Szanthax go female?
    What even is Lupisentia?
    Is Lupisentia an event that brings about the return of Lupus!?
    Did Szanthax die to a party?
    Oh wait Szanthax killed the party? SZANTHAX KILLED THE PARTY!

    Of course I figured it out, blushed, patted the dog and proceeded to feel like the biggest idiot in history.
    Made me laugh to myself on my plane. 

    P.s. why didn't my death mask work..



  • JukilianJukilian
    Bug it.
  • ZamoraZamora
    edited April 2016
    PUBLIC NEWS #19833
    Date: 04/15/2016 at 05:22
    From: Tiamat Lichlord
    To : High Mercator Siduri Azagnanna, the Phantom Asp
    Subj: Thank you so much for being occupied with the ladies, instead of Targossas security.

    Was just minding my own business, as a good rouge always does. Couldn't help
    but notice the following warps around my area.

    You see connections between A marble and obsidian shop of esoteric wares
    and The Targossian Council Chambers.

    Oh right! I made that one myself, thanks for being the biggest, badest,spy failure, I have seen in a long time, Queen Siduri. I am almost getting bored to the fact that Targossas STILL does not know what eye sigils do, especially privileged individuals. Perhaps this public post will get the point across, or perhaps it was you being yet again, overly occupied with your swarms of ladies.

    Best Regards,
    Tiamat Lichlord

    P.S. I will be sending more elaborate logs of my transgressions to you and your council members, so you can review how to tighten your security protocols in the future.

    Penned by my hand on the 19th of Phaestian, in the year 710 AF.

    Not sure about you, but I do like a good Red
  • GrandueGrandue
    Zamora said:
    PUBLIC NEWS #19833
    Date: 04/15/2016 at 05:22
    From: Tiamat Lichlord
    To : High Mercator Siduri Azagnanna, the Phantom Asp
    Subj: Thank you so much for being occupied with the ladies, instead of Targossas security.

    Was just minding my own business, as a good rouge always does. Couldn't help
    but notice the following warps around my area.

    You see connections between A marble and obsidian shop of esoteric wares
    and The Targossian Council Chambers.

    Oh right! I made that one myself, thanks for being the biggest, badest,spy failure, I have seen in a long time, Queen Siduri. I am almost getting bored to the fact that Targossas STILL does not know what eye sigils do, especially privileged individuals. Perhaps this public post will get the point across, or perhaps it was you being yet again, overly occupied with your swarms of ladies.

    Best Regards,
    Tiamat Lichlord

    P.S. I will be sending more elaborate logs of my transgressions to you and your council members, so you can review how to tighten your security protocols in the future.

    Penned by my hand on the 19th of Phaestian, in the year 710 AF.

    Not sure about you, but I do like a good Red
    I always second guess myself when writing rogue because of this. Tongue and tounge also. 
  • SzanthaxSzanthax San Diego
    I had to go poke fun because it made me giggle... /rp with anger!!



  • ExelethrilExelethril
    edited April 2016

    Proficy, the Merciful yells, "Help! Help!"


    You have slain an infernal wraith, retrieving the corpse.
    An infernal wraith has been slain by Florentino.
    An infernal wraith has been slain by Rollanz.
    An infernal wraith has been slain by Miriew.

    For crimes against the city, Theoren, the Mhaldorian executioner has brutally punished Proficy.
    For crimes against the city, Theoren, the Mhaldorian executioner has brutally punished Proficy.


    Thought this was a rather funny sequence of events.


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  • KietKiet
    Saeva said:
    It's not unusual for city leadership or ministers to submit for death when they feel like they failed a defense in Mhaldor.
    Now listen here pardner, some of us are too busy raiding 15v7 to get into this 'roleplay' thing, we don't like your kind around here.
  • ShirszaeShirszae Santo Domingo
    edited April 2016
    I thought we were roleplaying running you over :anguished: . I suspect it did not pan completely, though, so we definitely need more practice  =)

    And you won't understand the cause of your grief...


    ...But you'll always follow the voices beneath.

  • ExelethrilExelethril
    New RP direction initiated : turn Mhaldor into a guardless, totemless barren wasteland /s

    Also, cool. Didn't know that guy RP'd anything beyond "rofl" and "scream".

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  • KietKiet
    The fact even Proficy gets pushed into RP is pretty much proof Mhaldor's the ultimate RP-heaven
  • SaevaSaeva
    Kiet said:
    Saeva said:
    It's not unusual for city leadership or ministers to submit for death when they feel like they failed a defense in Mhaldor.
    Now listen here pardner, some of us are too busy raiding 15v7 to get into this 'roleplay' thing, we don't like your kind around here.
    Loud and clear, moar grief.


  • KietKiet
    edited April 2016
    Single sentence joking posts are very try-hard, true
  • SaevaSaeva
    Well we can't all be on incestual level of rp, Kiet. Try harder, try-hard.


  • ExelethrilExelethril
    Isn't your Tyrannus engaged to her uncle or something along those lines. Then again, I'm text-married to my text great granddaughter, who was the former Speaker D:

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  • KietKiet
    Tart is a victim of her lecherous uncle, leave her out of this!!
  • CooperCooper
    Exelethril said:
    Then again, I'm text-married to my text great granddaughter, who was the former Speaker D:
    #thatsthejoke

  • SaevaSaeva
    Exelethril said:
    Isn't your Tyrannus engaged to her uncle or something along those lines. Then again, I'm text-married to my text great granddaughter, who was the former Speaker D:
    Lol oh okay great granddaughter, then it's not totally jacked up. Oh, well, yes it is. And what does being speaker have to do with -anything-? She could be the Logos for all I care, doesn't make it any less creepy.


  • GoryllinGoryllin
    At some point, these bloodlines need to blow up. After so many years, Achaean bloodlines make no sense and nearly everyone is related to everyone else
  • ExelethrilExelethril
    Cooper said:
    Exelethril said:
    Then again, I'm text-married to my text great granddaughter, who was the former Speaker D:
    #thatsthejoke
    Switch the first letter of your name with a "P".

    #lamejokenumber2

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  • TolanTolan
    Goryllin said:
    At some point, these bloodlines need to blow up. After so many years, Achaean bloodlines make no sense and nearly everyone is related to everyone else
    I'm happily not married to my daughter or brother's aunt's grandmother, thank you. I hope I never have anything to do with bloodlines in this game. I was going to say that Exelethril's bloodline has to be one of the worst, but then I remembered ... Achaea ... So probably not.
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