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  • Double post because too funny not to post:

    Dajio Ward has just fainted while attempting a shout of ridiculous length.

  • https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/ee044f90

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    Kinik leaves to the east.TARGET LEFT TO THE EAST
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    You are not fallen or kneeling.
    Ahh, I am truly sorry, but I do not see anyone by that name here.
    You shift your stance, poising yourself for a precise strike against your foe.
    You detect nothing here by that name.
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    You may channel the fury of battle once again.
    5085h, 4859m, 22115e, 18786w cexkdb- 20:05:03.926sh e
    remove bow`wield bow`shoot Kinik e
    Nothing can be seen here by that name.
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    You aren't wearing a ranger's bow.
    You cease to wield a glorious argent bastard sword.
    You start to wield a ranger's bow in your hands.
    You draw your bow back and let fly an arrow in the direction of Kinik.
    Your arrow slows and clatters to the ground long before it can strike home.
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    Narrowing your eyes, you squint off toward the east.
    Cluster of boulders.
    There are 3 holocaust globes here. Student of Purity Kinik is here. He wields a Shield of Absorption
    in his left hand and an elemental staff in his right.
    You can see no further.
    5085h, 4859m, 22060e, 18776w cekdb- 20:05:04.429
    Kinik dies screaming under the assault of Student of Purity Kinik's fire and flame in The Collosea en Duir.
    5085h, 4859m, 22060e, 18776w cekdb- 20:05:04.99

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  • Federation of Asshole Gankers? Sounds like the Achaean fun police.
         He is a coward who has to bring two friends as backup to jump people hunting.

  • I was pretty impressed. That was a one room LoS surrounded by guards like 12 sec after burst.

    Good episode of when contracts come to you.
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  • portentous blade of black iron

    I see what you did there.

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  • Elipise said:
    Dread Duelist Exxia, Page of Mhaldor says, "You say varying ways, Judicator. Strength is Strength, there is no ONLY way to obtain this Strength. The straightest path is the malleable one. I want to be the best."

    Dread Duelist Exxia, Page of Mhaldor says, "Like no one ever was."

    d.... did he just drop pokemon quotes?



    during a conversation (with alcohol involved) in an ooc channel, Micaelis and I were like ftw let's debate etc. Mainly to help me on some reqs. Long story short : I was executed by guillotine.

  • ruuuuuuunnnnn


    You know, that one thing at that one place, with that one person.

    Yea, that one!
  • Sometimes it's the little interactions that make me the happiest.

    Iskla scoops up the decapitated head of Theodan.

    Iskla gives the decapitated head of Theodan to Calcine, humgii of Fire. Calcine, humgii of Fire latches onto the decapitated head of Theodan with his teeth, nearly taking Iskla's hand off in his eagerness for food.

    Lorann blinks.

    Iskla Rian, Advocate of Growth says in an upbeat, low pitched voice, "I just don't like seeing citymates heads rolling around."
     
    Devout Lorann says with a delicate Sireni accent, "I come in and it looks like Iskla is playing dodge heads...."

    Lorann nods her head at Iskla.

    You shuffle your feet uneasily.
     
    Lorann gives you a compassionate hug.
     
    You smile softly.

    You say in a tender voice, "Someone gave that to me as a 'gift'"

    Kyttin blinks.

    Devout Lorann says with a delicate Sireni accent, "Wow..."

    You say in a tender voice, "Yeaaa.."

    Devout Lorann says with a delicate Sireni accent, "People have no decency."

    You chuckle long and heartily.

    Elipise nods her head affirmatively, her hair beads tinking softly against one another.

    Deacon Aodfionn Wintermourne, Augur of Light says quietly in a low, rumbling voice, "Well, you could always have a puppet show."

    Elipise scrunches her nose.

    Lorann grins mischievously at Aodfionn.

    You say in a tender voice, "I prefer enemy heads for that."

    You say in a tender voice, "Or candy bowls."

    You tap your nose knowingly.

    Aodfionn blinks incredulously at you.

    You smile your sweetest, most innocent smile at Aodfionn.

    Deacon Aodfionn Wintermourne, Augur of Light says to you in a low, rumbling voice, "Ne'er before 
    have I been as proud of you as I am in this moment."
    Torinn Chiragh, Herald of Fire says, "Good, darn it."
    Talamond Averial says, "You are the least charming siren ever."
  • - 2016/04/08 00:04:39 - Seragorn has been cloven in twain by a fairy Knight of Sidhe's razor-sharp 
    halberd.
    - 2016/04/08 00:04:45 - Seragorn screams out in horrific agony as he is liquefied into bloody ooze 
    by the piercing gaze of Oberion, King of the Fairies.
    - 2016/04/08 00:04:53 - Seragorn screams out in horrific agony as he is liquefied into bloody ooze 
    by the piercing gaze of Oberion, King of the Fairies.
    - 2016/04/08 00:06:12 - Seragorn has been cloven in twain by a fairy Knight of Sidhe's razor-sharp 
    halberd.
    - 2016/04/08 00:06:18 - Seragorn screams out in horrific agony as he is liquefied into bloody ooze 
    by the piercing gaze of Oberion, King of the Fairies.
    - 2016/04/08 00:07:09 - Seragorn screams out in horrific agony as he is liquefied into bloody ooze 
    by the piercing gaze of Oberion, King of the Fairies.
    - 2016/04/08 00:09:20 - Seragorn screams out in horrific agony as he is liquefied into bloody ooze 
    by the piercing gaze of Oberion, King of the Fairies.
    - 2016/04/08 00:09:59 - Seragorn screams out in horrific agony as he is liquefied into bloody ooze 
    by the piercing gaze of Oberion, King of the Fairies.
    - 2016/04/08 00:10:35 - Seragorn screams out in horrific agony as he is liquefied into bloody ooze 
    by the piercing gaze of Oberion, King of the Fairies.
    - 2016/04/08 00:10:44 - Seragorn screams out in horrific agony as he is liquefied into bloody ooze 
    by the piercing gaze of Oberion, King of the Fairies.
    - 2016/04/08 00:11:37 - Seragorn screams out in horrific agony as he is liquefied into bloody ooze 
    by the piercing gaze of Oberion, King of the Fairies.
    - 2016/04/08 00:11:40 - Seragorn screams out in horrific agony as he is liquefied into bloody ooze 
    by the piercing gaze of Oberion, King of the Fairies.
    - 2016/04/08 00:13:53 - Seragorn screams out in horrific agony as he is liquefied into bloody ooze 
    by the piercing gaze of Oberion, King of the Fairies.
    - 2016/04/08 00:15:00 - Seragorn screams out in horrific agony as he is liquefied into bloody ooze 
    by the piercing gaze of Oberion, King of the Fairies.
    - 2016/04/08 00:17:02 - Seragorn dies, his defences no match for the relentless might of Advocate 
    Farrah Roualt.
    - 2016/04/08 00:24:54 - Seragorn screams out in horrific agony as he is liquefied into bloody ooze 
    by the piercing gaze of Oberion, King of the Fairies.
    - 2016/04/08 00:25:00 - Seragorn screams out in horrific agony as he is liquefied into bloody ooze 
    by the piercing gaze of Oberion, King of the Fairies.
    - 2016/04/08 00:25:13 - Seragorn screams out in horrific agony as he is liquefied into bloody ooze 
    by the piercing gaze of Oberion, King of the Fairies.
    - 2016/04/08 00:27:19 - Seragorn has been cloven in twain by a fairy Knight of Sidhe's razor-sharp 
    halberd.
    - 2016/04/08 00:28:06 - Seragorn screams out in horrific agony as he is liquefied into bloody ooze 
    by the piercing gaze of Oberion, King of the Fairies.
    - 2016/04/08 00:28:50 - Seragorn screams out in horrific agony as he is liquefied into bloody ooze 
    by the piercing gaze of Oberion, King of the Fairies.
    - 2016/04/08 00:35:37 - Seragorn has been slain by misadventure.
    - 2016/04/08 00:35:49 - Seragorn screams out in horrific agony as he is liquefied into bloody ooze 
    by the piercing gaze of Oberion, King of the Fairies.
    - 2016/04/08 00:37:09 - Seragorn screams out in horrific agony as he is liquefied into bloody ooze 
    by the piercing gaze of Oberion, King of the Fairies.
    - 2016/04/08 00:37:26 - Seragorn screams out in horrific agony as he is liquefied into bloody ooze 
    by the piercing gaze of Oberion, King of the Fairies.
    - 2016/04/08 00:38:34 - Seragorn screams out in horrific agony as he is liquefied into bloody ooze 
    by the piercing gaze of Oberion, King of the Fairies.
    - 2016/04/08 00:38:47 - Seragorn has been slain by misadventure.
    - 2016/04/08 00:39:01 - Seragorn screams out in horrific agony as he is liquefied into bloody ooze 
    by the piercing gaze of Oberion, King of the Fairies.
    - 2016/04/08 00:40:39 - Seragorn screams out in horrific agony as he is liquefied into bloody ooze 
    by the piercing gaze of Oberion, King of the Fairies.
    - 2016/04/08 00:40:49 - Seragorn screams out in horrific agony as he is liquefied into bloody ooze 
    by the piercing gaze of Oberion, King of the Fairies.
    - 2016/04/08 00:41:51 - Seragorn screams out in horrific agony as he is liquefied into bloody ooze 
    by the piercing gaze of Oberion, King of the Fairies.
    - 2016/04/08 00:42:32 - Seragorn screams out in horrific agony as he is liquefied into bloody ooze 
    by the piercing gaze of Oberion, King of the Fairies.
    - 2016/04/08 00:44:37 - Seragorn screams out in horrific agony as he is liquefied into bloody ooze 
    by the piercing gaze of Oberion, King of the Fairies.
    - 2016/04/08 00:46:26 - Seragorn screams out in horrific agony as he is liquefied into bloody ooze 
    by the piercing gaze of Oberion, King of the Fairies.
    - 2016/04/08 00:48:10 - Seragorn screams out in horrific agony as he is liquefied into bloody ooze 
    by the piercing gaze of Oberion, King of the Fairies.
    - 2016/04/08 00:48:50 - Seragorn screams out in horrific agony as he is liquefied into bloody ooze 
    by the piercing gaze of Oberion, King of the Fairies.
    - 2016/04/08 00:50:17 - Seragorn screams out in horrific agony as he is liquefied into bloody ooze 
    by the piercing gaze of Oberion, King of the Fairies.
    - 2016/04/08 00:50:56 - Seragorn screams out in horrific agony as he is liquefied into bloody ooze 
    by the piercing gaze of Oberion, King of the Fairies.
    - 2016/04/08 00:51:03 - Seragorn screams out in horrific agony as he is liquefied into bloody ooze 
    by the piercing gaze of Oberion, King of the Fairies.
    - 2016/04/08 00:51:13 - Seragorn screams out in horrific agony as he is liquefied into bloody ooze 
    by the piercing gaze of Oberion, King of the Fairies.


  • KasyaKasya Tennessee
    Kyttin said:
    Iskla points an imperious finger at Will.
    Will edges slowly away from Iskla with a nervous expression on his face.
    Caefir Fist Will Rian-Nahundi says in Targossian, "Your finger is ... imperious."
    Elipise nods her head affirmatively, her hair beads tinking softly against one another.
    Iskla chuckles long and heartily.
    You say in Targossian in a softly hissing voice, "It's better than an...imperious....curse."
    (The Unburnt): You say, "I make the most god awful puns sometimes."
    (The Unburnt): Iskla says, "Thats always a grave mistake."
    (The Unburnt): Rohai says, "Crucio."
    (The Unburnt): You say, "Lol."
    (Targossas): Aodfionn says, "Go back to howarts, brohai.
    your curses need work."
    (Targossas): Aodfionn says, "Disregard."
    (The Unburnt): Rohai says, "Lmao."
    (The Unburnt): You say, "BWUAHAHAHAHA."
    ________________
    @Aodfionn that...was just perfect.

    My favorite @Aodfionn mistell will always be this one...
  • edited April 2016
    Lachlan says in Tsol'aa in a low, tempered voice, "I blessing hoping sterechard histories."

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     Lachlan says in Tsol'aa in a low, tempered voice, "Then stronger be a standing."

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    You say, "I think you've forgotten how to speak Tsol'aa."

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    A powerful black destrier twitches his tail.

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    Lachlan tilts her head curiously.

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     Lachlan frowns and says in Tsol'aa in a low, tempered voice, "What do you fight?"

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    You look sceptical and say, "What do I fight?"

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    You look sceptical and say, "Usually Mhaldorians, why?"

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    Lachlan peers about herself unscrupulously.

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     Lachlan says in Tsol'aa in a low, tempered voice, "What is drive!"

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    Eyes suddenly shifty, Lachlan furtively looks away and examines the floor.

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     You say, "Drive? Drive is... ambition, I guess?"

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    You say, "I don't..."

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    "Ummmm," Lachlan says uncertainly.

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    You say, "You asked what drive is!"

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    Fun fact, maggoting makes you forget your racial language, apparently :D

  • Anedhel said:
    Lachlan says in Tsol'aa in a low, tempered voice, "I blessing hoping sterechard histories."

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     Lachlan says in Tsol'aa in a low, tempered voice, "Then stronger be a standing."

    5418h, 4441m, 23630e, 14372w cexkdb-

    You say, "I think you've forgotten how to speak Tsol'aa."

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    A powerful black destrier twitches his tail.

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    Lachlan tilts her head curiously.

    5418h, 4441m, 23630e, 14462w cexkdb-

     Lachlan frowns and says in Tsol'aa in a low, tempered voice, "What do you fight?"

    5418h, 4441m, 23630e, 14516w cexkdb-

    You look sceptical and say, "What do I fight?"

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    You look sceptical and say, "Usually Mhaldorians, why?"

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    Lachlan peers about herself unscrupulously.

    5418h, 4441m, 23630e, 14738w cexkdb-

     Lachlan says in Tsol'aa in a low, tempered voice, "What is drive!"

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    Eyes suddenly shifty, Lachlan furtively looks away and examines the floor.

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     You say, "Drive? Drive is... ambition, I guess?"

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    You say, "I don't..."

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    "Ummmm," Lachlan says uncertainly.

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    You say, "You asked what drive is!"

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    Fun fact, maggoting makes you forget your racial language, apparently :D

    That's because racial languages are enabled only as long as you are that race unless you spend language lessons in learning it. Because maggoting and toading are technically race changes, you lose the language you were before; in this case, you lost Tsol'aa
    You know, that one thing at that one place, with that one person.

    Yea, that one!
  • KasyaKasya Tennessee
    That's why artie powers are a thing now. No longer need to wear a sash or a diadem or an ugly belt. ;)
  • MelodieMelodie Port Saint Lucie, Florida
    I like my crown (diadem) and ugly (dead vines) belt, though!
    And I love too                                                                          Be still, my indelible friend
    That love soon might end                                                         You are unbreaking
    And be known in its aching                                                      Though quaking
    Shown in this shaking                                                             Though crazy
    Lately of my wasteland, baby                                                 That's just wasteland, baby
  • After a rather long conversation about org ideals, the origins of the universe, etc, we were discussing Anedhel's tendency to be long-winded and its effect on people.


    A forest bat falls from Aodfionn's person.
    A swift ghost bat falls from Aodfionn's person.
    A swift ghost bat falls from Aodfionn's person.
    A swift ghost bat falls from Aodfionn's person.
    A swift ghost bat falls from Aodfionn's person.
    A swift ghost bat falls from Aodfionn's person.
    A swift ghost bat falls from Aodfionn's person.
    A fluffy-tailed skunk kit falls from Aodfionn's person.
    A swift ghost bat falls from Aodfionn's person.
    A swift ghost bat falls from Aodfionn's person.
    A swift ghost bat falls from Aodfionn's person.
    Aodfionn is enveloped in translucent fire for a moment and is gone, his soul safe until he returns
    to Achaea.

    You exclaim, "We killed him!"

    Aswaad Sabha Anedhel Valanar looks sceptical and says, "Told you."

    "Ha ha ha hahaha!" you laugh boisterously.

    Aswaad Sabha Anedhel Valanar looks sceptical and says, "I talk long enough, and people fall asleep."

    Give us -real- shop logs! Not another misinterpretation of features we ask for, turned into something that either doesn't help at all, or doesn't remotely resemble what we wanted to begin with.

    Thanks!

    Current position of some of the playerbase, instead of expressing a desire to fix problems:

    Vhaynna: "Honest question - if you don't like Achaea or the current admin, why do you even bother playing?"


  • Totally warned you.
  • Melodie said:
    I like my crown (diadem) and ugly (dead vines) belt, though!
    I too like some of my artifacts... and then I have The One Ring

       ring402617          a simple gold ring

    This simple ring shows much use, as though often touched or rubbed for luck. One side of the ring is 
    worn almost flat from years of use, the precious metal thin and shiny whilst the other shows a few 
    scratches from everyday life. Furthering the well-worn appearance, the band is slightly mishapen, 
    creating the impression of constant wear. 

    It weighs 1 ounce(s).
    It possesses the artefact powers of endurance_regen, flying, health_regen(1), health_sip(2), and 
    willpower_regen.
    It bears the distinctive mark of Khaibit.

    now and then I just dump another power on to it.. or the pendant

    Misc:
       pendant82962        a gold pendant

    A simple disc of gold has been hammered and shaped to make this pendant. The chain is strangely 
    delicate in comparison, tiny links that flow like water around the neck of the wearer.
    It weighs 8 ounce(s).
    It possesses the artefact powers of criticals(2), faster_eq, faster_extract, and faster_harvest.
    It bears the distinctive mark of Khaibit.

    but The One Pendant is less amusing to say


  • KayeilKayeil Washington State
    I just dump all the artefact powers I can onto my atavian wings since that power isn't transferable.
    What doesn't kill you gives you exp.

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