Memorable quotes

Silas

Kerria said:

I need to scrub my brain now.

speaking of:

(House Clan): Kandra says, "Kerria."

(House Clan): You say, "Hmm?"

(House Clan): Kandra says, "Kenway just walked into a room the shop exploded into, and did this, then 

left."

(House Clan): Kandra says, "Kenway rolls around in piles of minerals."

(House Clan): Kenway says, "Traitor."

(House Clan): You say, "Ooh."

(House Clan): You say, "I can sell them for double now."

(House Clan): Kenway says, "Sell 'em to Silas for quadruple probably."

(House Clan): You say, "Ooh, that's a good plan'"

Sold.

Kenway

Lazareth, La'ramhis.

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(The Council of Shieldlords): Kerria says, "Wonder if someone is chamelion cause I can't sense... 

would make sense though."

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You sent the following message to La'ramhis:

Almost positive you're not supposed to be alive your highness.

La'ramhis would like you to know: Hi you've reached La'ramhis and--OHH MY GOD, THE ORCS NO CRAP! NO! 

I WANT MY MOMMY.

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None.
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Nicaara

Jarrod said:

Someone draw a picture of @Ruth showing @Orzaansyn all the cool stuff in the Crossroads, but Orzaansyn is bruised and beaten in her talons and still trying to appreciate it because Ruth is Tyrannus/her mom.

Okay! I'll get started right away.

Melodie

Sent By: Achaea On 3/10/15:51

Your idea #536 was deleted. The text was: For the Groves skill, you are unable to do any of the groves ability that begins with the GROVE command, such as GROVE CONCEALMENT, while mounted. This seems more of a leftover from old Groves, and I was uncertain if it was still intended to be so, as it seems to only effect mostly random abilities and is arbitrary in nature (the hindering provides no real combat balance, as far as I can tell).. The reason given was: live soon.

Couple of months late...  

That said, enjoy you crazy grove users!

Krypton

Gunsou Klendathu Eula, Shadow of the Storm's Herculean voice booms, "All of your
efforts will come to naught, the clouds are gathering, the Storm is coming."

A male voice of awe-inspiring power bellows, "There's no clouds thick enough to
obscure the Light - for even under the worst of storms, the heavens shine down
with radiant beauty that can not be denied."

Gunsou Klendathu Eula, Shadow of the Storm's Herculean voice booms, "No clouds,
perhaps, but surely you yourself are thick enough, Deacon."

I won't lie, this had me doubling over in laughter.

Kenway

Krypton said:

Gunsou Klendathu Eula, Shadow of the Storm's Herculean voice booms, "All of your
efforts will come to naught, the clouds are gathering, the Storm is coming."

A male voice of awe-inspiring power bellows, "There's no clouds thick enough to
obscure the Light - for even under the worst of storms, the heavens shine down
with radiant beauty that can not be denied."

Gunsou Klendathu Eula, ShadowSass-Master of the Storm's Herculean voice booms, "No clouds,
perhaps, but surely you yourself are thick enough, Deacon."

I won't lie, this had me doubling over in laughter.

[Deleted User]

So, was helping @Daeir reincarnate and got to use Deathstrike But then...

(OOC): Garis says, "Daeir is a her?"

(OOC): Garis says, "Blood leaking from her mouth, Daeir lies in a crumpled heap on the ground."

(OOC): Daeir says, "DID YOU RIP MY DICK OFF."

(OOC): You say, "Yes."

(OOC): Daeir says, "I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS."

(OOC): You say, "I'm sorry."

(OOC): You say, "I didn't do it on purpose." 

(OOC): You say, "I just got so into it."

Then I looked back at the log and understood why:

Leaping forwards with lightning speed, you strike Daeir in the chest with a single, precise blow. Skipping a beat in the wake of your attack, the rhythm of his heart begins to fluctuate erratically. (-10m, 0.3%) 

Completing your fatal assault, you thrust at a vulnerable point of Daeir's jugular with a penetrative, spearhand strike. Weakened by your previous blow, his artery ruptures, and blood begins to leak from his nose and mouth. Muscles failing as a death rattle rolls across his lips, he falls backwards, dead before he hits the ground.

 Daeir SLAIN

 Daeir SLAIN

A swift ghost bat falls from Daeir's corpse.

The corpse of a barnacle encrusted oyster falls from Daeir's corpse.

You feel the subtle power of Shindo flowing within you.

I hit him so hard his oysters fell off.

[Deleted User]

I'm sorry. I'm the wrong class to perform such delicate reconstructive surgery. Please finance class change to Alchemist and try again.

Ourania

Eld said:

Tharvis said:

@Aodfionn, you can feel bad when you miss to a ruling council clan with innuendos while a God is speaking on that channel

(Ruling Council of Hashan): You say, "Wtf evolution. Why would you think that external genitalia were a good idea?"
(Ruling Council of Hashan): You say, "Hm, ignore please."

Eld, Tulliana, Niraaeth, Seifur, Sona, Alynna, Desiderius, Peder, Gadsden, Elianon, Naevia, Rotose, Lashune, Boosteya, Marv, Amorie, Athil, Giulia, Sylis, Dalavan, Janna, Aurcrist, Jami, Aelfgar, Lis, Rangor, Sinrah, Alberico, Hasar, Mareta, Trayu, Danna, Jonesey, Khaibit, Lorath, Vicious, Maht, Alrena, Ryanna, Svaya, Salindera, Tygrin, Kotaru, Aktillum, Rajeem, Toura, Yae, Vexus, Waylander, Thaumas, Kyetre, Arionna, Romeo, Skarlath, Glaci, Sanek, Carmell, Saeva, Erudite, Direv, Aleksia, Alea, Erikka, Tarnath, Avahania, Teldrim, Sybilla, Illyose, Ryldagh, Kaiu, Kei, Lilian, Apfel, Karai, Aquilora, Greys, Cyton, Rispok, Exelethril, Dortheron, Venser, Shista, Ralion, Caoimhaen, Kare, Drax, Herenicus, Kjaeri, Larina, Averi, Adonay, Calira, Gibbi, Roselie, Kaila, Joiella, Renoir, Mithridates, Jaminski, Ourania, Tzond, Toura, Dycroft, Sevrant, Tarvius, Aleksandra, Ryuke, Perl, Acaron, Edris, Harley.
Plus another 42 whose presence you cannot fully sense.

The god in question wasn't actually speaking at the time and was kind enough to ignore it as requested (assuming she noticed), but still fairly mortifying.

I prefer to ignore things that are obviously not meant for where they are, usually if they have the 'Ignore please' after it. It happens. Sometimes I have some fun with it.

Edit: If it is continuously done, however (loads in a short time period). Learn to run really fast, dodge, or lay down and take the zapping' like the foo you are!

(I notice EVERYTHING. MWAHAHAHAhahaha...ha)

Synbios

Daeir said:

Take responsibility, Szareine.

Or to quote Xer, uguu~

What are you doing to my imouto-slash-kouhai, @Daeir?

Synbios

Daeir said:

She ripped my dick off, Synbios. I think it's fair that she marry me.

I fail to see how that is a problem. Don't you humans have enhanced regenerative capabilities, able to regrow your full self when only a toenail remains?

No? If that's the case, then I'm sorry to hear about your loss, but you should have evolved hyper-regeneration genes many generations ago to prevent this.

[Deleted User]

So... he just can't seem to stop. It's like some terrible force has taken a hold of him. Credit to Khalaz for the first bit.

(OOC): Szareine says, "...."
(OOC): Tibitha says, "Thelionking? Really?"
(OOC): Szareine says, "Thelionking has entered the area."
(OOC): Szareine says, "ROFL."
(OOC): Szareine says, "REMEMBER SON, EVERYTHING THE LIGHT TOUCHES IS YOURS."
(OOC): Szareine says, "We have to bow to him."
(OOC): Szareine says, "Our true king."
(OOC): Anedhel says, "Awimboweh awimboweh."
Deacon Aodfionn Wintermourne, Sentinel of the Ivory Dawn shouts, "Just because novices tend to be more mentally advanced than you are, Proficy, is no reason to indiscriminately smash at them."
(OOC): You say, "Jesus I'm not even going to Hashan ban warn him."
(OOC): You say, "Let him roam."
(OOC): Szareine says, "Hahaha."
(OOC): You say, "Roam."
(OOC): Anedhel says, "Rofl."
(OOC): You say, "Get it."
(OOC): You say, "Awimboweh awimboweh."
(Targossas): Aodfionn says, "Clt eeeeeeeeeeeooooooooeeeeeeeee wum wum wum-bawayyyyyyyyyyy."

And then if that were not enough, he follows it up with:

(The Targossian Academy): Aodfionn says, "I hate this."
(OOC): You say, "OH MY GOD."
(The Targossian Academy): Aodfionn says, "Pardon."
(OOC): You say, "OH MY GOD."
(OOC): You say, "HAHAHHAAAA."
(OOC): Aodfionn says, "Oh fuck."
(OOC): Aodfionn says, "Double mis."
(OOC): Anedhel says, "BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
(OOC): Havyn says, "Rolf!!!!!"
(OOC): Tibitha says, "Oh wow, that was amazing."
(OOC): You say, "Can't breathe!"
(OOC): Anedhel says, "Aodfionn I adore you."
(OOC): You say, "I love you man."
(OOC): You say, "I love you so much."
(Targossas): Siduri says, "Troll chanting has a certain romantic flair to it, thank you Aodfionn."
(OOC): Tibitha says, "My stomach is hurting."
(OOC): Havyn says, "I am dying."
(OOC): You say, "The tears."
(OOC): You say, "Oh god."
(OOC): Anedhel says, "Oh God."
(Targossas): Khalaz says, "I enjoyed it."

Melodie

Would enjoy hearing IC troll chant from Aodfi. Hold that lion up high, boi!

Caoimhaen

(Brambles): @Dilek says, "I hoped Skape would be a Satyr, so he'd be a scapegoat. So disappointed."

Caoimhaen

(Eleusis): Lala says, "Ceff down in Aerithian Village."

(Eleusis):Marv says, "Running."

(Eleusis):Lala says, "The cemetery
(Eleusis):Penwize says, "Well, if ever there was a place to be dead at...."

(Eleusis):Lala says, "Hehe."

(Eleusis):Caoimhaen says, "Hahaha."

Rohai

You say in a low voice, "Iw."

That I-don't-wanna-die-in-Annwyn-alias-typo

Ayella

Szareine said:

So... he just can't seem to stop. It's like some terrible force has taken a hold of him. Credit to Khalaz for the first bit.

(OOC): Szareine says, "...."
(OOC): Tibitha says, "Thelionking? Really?"
(OOC): Szareine says, "Thelionking has entered the area."
(OOC): Szareine says, "ROFL."
(OOC): Szareine says, "REMEMBER SON, EVERYTHING THE LIGHT TOUCHES IS YOURS."
(OOC): Szareine says, "We have to bow to him."
(OOC): Szareine says, "Our true king."
(OOC): Anedhel says, "Awimboweh awimboweh."
Deacon Aodfionn Wintermourne, Sentinel of the Ivory Dawn shouts, "Just because novices tend to be more mentally advanced than you are, Proficy, is no reason to indiscriminately smash at them."
(OOC): You say, "Jesus I'm not even going to Hashan ban warn him."
(OOC): You say, "Let him roam."
(OOC): Szareine says, "Hahaha."
(OOC): You say, "Roam."
(OOC): Anedhel says, "Rofl."
(OOC): You say, "Get it."
(OOC): You say, "Awimboweh awimboweh."
(Targossas): Aodfionn says, "Clt eeeeeeeeeeeooooooooeeeeeeeee wum wum wum-bawayyyyyyyyyyy."

And then if that were not enough, he follows it up with:

(The Targossian Academy): Aodfionn says, "I hate this."
(OOC): You say, "OH MY GOD."
(The Targossian Academy): Aodfionn says, "Pardon."
(OOC): You say, "OH MY GOD."
(OOC): You say, "HAHAHHAAAA."
(OOC): Aodfionn says, "Oh fuck."
(OOC): Aodfionn says, "Double mis."
(OOC): Anedhel says, "BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
(OOC): Havyn says, "Rolf!!!!!"
(OOC): Tibitha says, "Oh wow, that was amazing."
(OOC): You say, "Can't breathe!"
(OOC): Anedhel says, "Aodfionn I adore you."
(OOC): You say, "I love you man."
(OOC): You say, "I love you so much."
(Targossas): Siduri says, "Troll chanting has a certain romantic flair to it, thank you Aodfionn."
(OOC): Tibitha says, "My stomach is hurting."
(OOC): Havyn says, "I am dying."
(OOC): You say, "The tears."
(OOC): You say, "Oh god."
(OOC): Anedhel says, "Oh God."
(Targossas): Khalaz says, "I enjoyed it."

I caught the mis's, but seeing the whole thing had me almost in tears XD

Taraza

@Xinna for always being a great sport and amusing. Definitely always fun to interact with you! 

Xinna mutters discontentedly.

7626h, 6917m, 33565e, 29096w excdbk|-  6 20:50:50.875

Xinna's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

Xinna leaps into the air and launches a flying kick at you.

Your attacker barely misses.

7626h, 6917m, 33565e, 29110w excdbk|-  6 20:50:53.934'a little to the left

Your breath mists with frost as you say, "A little to the left."

7626h, 6887m, 33565e, 29110w excdbk|-  6 20:51:00.156(-30m, 0.4%) 

Xinna's eyes gleam with generosity.

7626h, 6887m, 33565e, 29110w excdbk|-  6 20:51:02.811

Xinna gives the decapitated head of Maccabeus to you.

7626h, 6872m, 33565e, 29110w excdbk|-  6 20:51:05.437(-15m, 0.2%) 

Melodie's eyes sparkle with amusement.

7626h, 6872m, 33565e, 29110w excdbk|-  6 20:51:07.182

Minister Xinna, Dread Legate says in Mhaldorian, "Eat that. Not me."

7626h, 6872m, 33565e, 29110w excdbk|-  6 20:51:08.111

Xinna gestures wildly.

7626h, 6857m, 33565e, 29098w excdbk|-  6 20:51:11.336(-15m, 0.2%) ponder

You ponder the situation.

7626h, 6857m, 33565e, 29098w excdbk|-  6 20:51:11.429ponder head

You look over at the decapitated head of Maccabeus and ponder it for a moment.

7626h, 6857m, 33565e, 29110w excdbk|-  6 20:51:14.444ponder xinna

You look over at Xinna and ponder her for a moment.

7626h, 6842m, 33565e, 29110w excdbk|-  6 20:51:17.178(-15m, 0.2%) 
Your breath mists with frost as you say, "Such a difficult decision."

I was laughing through the encounter! 

Sarathai

So in Targossas, who's Mufasa, and who's Scar?

Kresslack

Sarathai said:

So in Targossas, who's Mufasa, and who's Scar?

@Daeir is Timon.

Synbios

I am the Elephant Graveyard.

Halos

The body of Lord Daeir Wintermourne, Herald of Redemption appears in a flash and his soul descends to fill it, causing the previously expressionless face to fill with emotion.

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perform force daeir inv

You focus the might of divine will into Daeir to force him to obey your command.

Daeir is unable to resist the force of your faith.

Throwing back his head, Daeir screams agonisingly.

You have recovered equilibrium. (3.747s)

perform force daeir ii

You focus the might of divine will into Daeir to force him to obey your command.

Daeir is unable to resist the force of your faith.

Throwing back his head, Daeir screams agonisingly.

Throwing back his head, Daeir screams agonisingly.

Throwing back his head, Daeir screams agonisingly.

Throwing back his head, Daeir screams agonisingly.

Throwing back his head, Daeir screams agonisingly.

Throwing back his head, Daeir screams agonisingly.

Throwing back his head, Daeir screams agonisingly.

Throwing back his head, Daeir screams agonisingly.

Throwing back his head, Daeir screams agonisingly.

Throwing back his head, Daeir screams agonisingly.

Throwing back his head, Daeir screams agonisingly.

Throwing back his head, Daeir screams agonisingly.

Throwing back his head, Daeir screams agonisingly.

Throwing back his head, Daeir screams agonisingly.

Throwing back his head, Daeir screams agonisingly.

Throwing back his head, Daeir screams agonisingly.

Throwing back his head, Daeir screams agonisingly.

Throwing back his head, Daeir screams agonisingly.

Throwing back his head, Daeir screams agonisingly.

Throwing back his head, Daeir screams agonisingly.

Throwing back his head, Daeir screams agonisingly.

Throwing back his head, Daeir screams agonisingly.

Throwing back his head, Daeir screams agonisingly.

Throwing back his head, Daeir screams agonisingly.

(clan): Daeir says, "WHAT HAVE THEY DONE."

grieft

Melodie

So @Halos, about your application to Mhaldor...

Tibitha

Melodie said:

So @Halos, about your application to Mhaldor...

Where's my dislike button?  

Kresslack

Tibitha said:

Melodie said:

So @Halos, about your application to Mhaldor...

Where's my dislike button?  

You only get one if you join Mhaldor.

#CampaignPromises

Skye

I learned to RP today:

Proficy gasps a panicked breath before doubling over in pain.
Ayoxele strokes Proficy's head in consolation.
Dread Emissary Ayoxele, Thrall of Kelandra says to Proficy, "Are you okay."
Proficy, the Merciful says, "Yeah."
Ayoxele tells you, "This is roleplay."
Proficy, the Merciful says, "That one wasnt bad."
Ayoxele tells you, "You must take care of your allies."
Ayoxele tells you, "If they show pain, even if it is hardcoded shit."
You tell Ayoxele, "Rofl."

Kerria

I love talking with @Razzlo

You say to Razzlo, "Your fault that I suddenly feel old."
You lean forward and place a gentle kiss on Razzlo's forehead.
You say, "Stop growing up."

Razzlo says in a deep and dulcet voice, "Kerria is remembering the goblins and blizzard and the nine thousand hours of labor it took to thrust me into this world, mewling like a sick cat."Razzlo smirks.
The light snow continues, lightly coating you with snowflakes.
Halgar snickers softly to himself.
A frisky goat kid trots back and forth before leaping into the air randomly, and landing safely.
Rien snickers softly to himself.

Razzlo says in a deep and dulcet voice, "I will stop growing up around 50 or so."
You say, "It was two seconds of labor."

Razzlo says in a deep and dulcet voice, "I fell out in between balance recoveries?"
You say, "I was singing my rapiers, just knocking out goblin raiders, in the middle of a blizzard."
You nod your head affirmatively at Razzlo.
You say, "I sneezed, and there he was."
You say, "Nearly lost him in the blizzard."

Rien says in a cool, calm voice, "Ohhhhh."
Rien says in a cool, calm voice, "That makes much more sense."

You say, "If it wasn't for his father."

Rien says in a cool, calm voice, "... Sort of."

Razzlo says in a deep and dulcet voice, "That does seem to be how adventuring women have their children...just dropping their babies all willy nilly...then discovering them eighteen years later."The light snow continues, lightly coating you with snowflakes.

Razzlo

Just another day with Razzlo...

(Cyrene): You say, "Be well, Cyrene."

(Chroniclers): You say, "Stay safe, Outriders."

(Imperio-Lighthawk): You say, "I HATE YOU ALL YOU SUFFOCATE ME."

Naverre

Murad polishes the steel with a fine cloth, inspecting the blade for any imperfections. Finding none,
he turns and reverently presents the sword to you with both hands.
Murad exclaims, "I give you Singing Cats!"

Either the best name I've ever seen, or the worst. I can't decide.

Klendathu

Naverre said:

Murad polishes the steel with a fine cloth, inspecting the blade for any imperfections. Finding none,
he turns and reverently presents the sword to you with both hands.
Murad exclaims, "I give you Singing Cats!"

Either the best name I've ever seen, or the worst. I can't decide.

Singing Cats you say...