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  • KresslackKresslack Florida, United States
    Oh, so I'm not the only one getting these. I signed in to get a copy of one I got a couple of days ago, and got the Augustus Dras one as I was checking my journal. This is the first one I got:

    Greetings!

    We have recently delivered a large quantity Kashari spice which is being

    help in good faith by the Zanzibaar port authority. In order for us to

    obtain this rare spice, we will require a monetary backing of 1,000,000

    golden sovereigns to release it from the Harbour Master. This spice, as

    you are well aware, as an intelligent and sophisticated individual sells

    for a significant profit on the open market. Please send the gold with

    due haste to the Harbour Master of Zanzibaar.

    Your Partner,

    Lochis Loland

    Captain of the Ocean Breeze


    I actually -went- to Zanzibaar to snoop around, but unfortunately wasn't able to unearth anything of particular interest. These seem to be just randomly sent out for lulz, which is rather disappointing since random letters in the past have lead to some really interesting RP experiences.


  • SilvarienSilvarien

    Kaden said:
    You read what is written on an elegant white letter:
    Salutations,

    In my official capacityas Mayor's Aide, I regret to inform you that your
    long lost Great Uncle has passed away, leaving considerable holdings in
    New Thera as well as the surrounding countryside. As he left no heir,
    you stand to inherit a large sum of gold. This will be sent to you upon
    proof of your identity, by leaving 500,000 golden sovereigns with the
    Gravedigger of New Thera. This gold will be returned to you upon your
    identity being confirmed. We thank you for your discretion in this
    matter.

    Sincerely,
    Judinka Julia
    Aide to the Mayor of New Thera

    Not my long lost Great Uncle! D:

    I am going to go over there to get horrible revenge for what was done to @Kaden by the New Thera scam. I will kill the Gravedigger, who so wronged @Kaden , take his shovel, dig him a grave in the graveyard and bury him in it. They'll never find out. Not even though I posted everything on forums for all to see. Now, uh, excuse me, I have to Duanathar to, uh, Targossas. Yeah. Targossas.

  • RangorRangor
    @santar, @hayte likes to crawl through the old forums pics and bring back my selfies.
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  • SilvarienSilvarien
    Rangor said:
    @santar, @hayte likes to crawl through the old forums pics and bring back my selfies.
    @Rangor : the new and improved Marlboro Man.
  • KresslackKresslack Florida, United States
    Silvarien said:
    Rangor said:
    @santar, @hayte likes to crawl through the old forums pics and bring back my selfies.
    @Rangor : the new and improved Marlboro Man.
    Resisting urge to go watch that movie.


  • EldEld
    Kresslack said:
    Oh, so I'm not the only one getting these. I signed in to get a copy of one I got a couple of days ago, and got the Augustus Dras one as I was checking my journal. This is the first one I got:

    Greetings!

    We have recently delivered a large quantity Kashari spice which is being

    help in good faith by the Zanzibaar port authority. In order for us to

    obtain this rare spice, we will require a monetary backing of 1,000,000

    golden sovereigns to release it from the Harbour Master. This spice, as

    you are well aware, as an intelligent and sophisticated individual sells

    for a significant profit on the open market. Please send the gold with

    due haste to the Harbour Master of Zanzibaar.

    Your Partner,

    Lochis Loland

    Captain of the Ocean Breeze


    I actually -went- to Zanzibaar to snoop around, but unfortunately wasn't able to unearth anything of particular interest. These seem to be just randomly sent out for lulz, which is rather disappointing since random letters in the past have lead to some really interesting RP experiences.
    That or it's preparation for finally unveiling Therophage, where along with the nations we've already heard of, Kashar and Aztlan, we'll find several that we have not, such as the mysterious Nigeria.
  • HayteHayte
    Rangor said:
    @santar, @hayte likes to crawl through the old forums pics and bring back my selfies.

  • SkyeSkye The Duchess Bellatere
    @Trilliana has opened her own throat with a sacrificial blade gasping out, "All because I cannot use a token.. sigh", in her final moments.

    Seems kinda drastic



  • TrillianaTrilliana
    Skye said:
    @Trilliana has opened her own throat with a sacrificial blade gasping out, "All because I cannot use a token.. sigh", in her final moments.

    Seems kinda drastic

    I was stuck on umbrin! And @Ruth made me use my only token anyhow. Plus, I have like... 7 knives I can make and I wanted to see what it looked like.
    meh


  • KresslackKresslack Florida, United States
    edited February 2015
    So was checking HISTORY CT and found this little gem:

    - 2015/02/28 06:45:16 - @Aegoth says, "Hitler had such a huge advantage for such a great part of the war, but he withdrew at two critical points due to very poor judgement."
    - 2015/02/28 06:45:19 - Aegoth says, "Erm, mis."


  • BluefBluef Delos
    edited February 2015
    Your peripheral view of the mundane world hazes as a dark vision of the graveyard plane foists itself upon your mind.

    Cradling a fragment of the Sceptre of Divinity in Her palms, the Jade Empress raises it to the dark, fog-laden skies and sweeps a portal open into utter blackness.

    Crystalline and clear, Lorielan's voice cascades powerfully, "Potential's breath, come you to Me."

    First creeping upon silent fingers, and then pouring in all its swirling, celestial glory, the auroric sweep of the Ventos Allegos answers the imperious summons.

    The charge of potential loads the air with a sharp, metallic taste, unsettling creatures with its impending promise. Clouds race across the firmament, changing direction with haphazard whim as the shriek of birds calls out a foreboding alarm.

    An ear-splitting crack resounds through the ether, cast from the very depths of Nishnatoba. The firmament trembles in its wake, a great, rippling shockwave shuddering through air and earth alike.

    Dark plumes of smoke rise into view, signalling the destruction of the Icons of the Living Tarot, the Triune Globe, and the Heart of Shadows.

    The bowels of Nishnatoba split open with an almighty groan as an earthquake of immeasurable magnitude wrecks through the world, its primal fury wreaking untold havoc. 

    One by one, the the last of the standing Icons disintegrate to naught but dust, and the air grows heavy with an unsettling haze.

    The Ventos Allegos seethes in tumultuous chaos as the Icons of the Viridian Tome and the Stag Crown crumble, its force drawn into the resulting void.

    Great charges of static prickle through the air as the Ventos Allegos seeps into the Prime Material Plane, its power unleashed.

    You say to Kaie in a gentle, ethereal voice, "We'll be able to say someday...remember when Lady Lorielan went cray and we watched from off-plane?"

    You shuffle over to Kaie and shyly take his hand in yours.

    You gaze deep into the soul of Kaie, your heart in your eyes.

    Kaie utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

    You allow a wry smile to grace your lips.

    Just kidding about the cray thing. Cool stuff Lady @Lorielan!

  • BluefBluef Delos
    Lady Artemis' awakening for those who missed it. Very cool sights indeed!
    As a violent tremor thunders through the earth, dark wisps of smoke slowly rise from the volcano of Dun Valley.

    Toxic tendrils of smoke rise steadily into the air from Dun Valley, and with a final, deafening roar the volcano reaches its perilous crescendo. Bursts of bubbling lava scorch the air as the eruption takes hold, and the firmament bleeds with a reddish-orange hue.

    Slowly, the ashen smog begins to churn, surging into a fiery cyclone that burns through the haze. Amongst the devastation, the form of a woman coheres.

    The earth rumbles ominously as the voice of Artemis, Goddess of the Cataclysm, booms across the firmament, "The Ventos Allegos was promised, and so it came. Yet, never in My wildest dreams did I hope to see its actualisation."

    The earth rumbles ominously as the voice of Artemis, Goddess of the Cataclysm, booms across the firmament, "To You, Jade Empress, I owe thanks. For You have proven that not even the Omniscient are able to escape the power of Nature."

    With an amused smirk, the Goddess of the Cataclysm - awakened anew - resumes Her place amongst the Garden of the Gods.

    Crystalline and clear, Lorielan's voice cascades powerfully, "It would not do to let You sleep overlong, My Catastrophic Sister. Creation and Order welcomes You back to wakefulness."

    Stirring the undergrowth, the hushed cadence of the Wildwood Queen resonates, "So it was, and so shall it ever be: the eternal union of Nature reigns. Hand in hand, the world shall flourish under Our guidance, reclaimed anew. Dearest Cataclysm, it is an honour."

    The earth rumbles ominously as the voice of Artemis, Goddess of the Cataclysm, booms across the firmament, "My Sister, long have I yearned to nurture and guide Our faithful Hand in Hand with You. A new era begins."
  • CaladbolgCaladbolg Campbell County TN
    The year that the Forests are purified in Righteous Fire   B)

  • KresslackKresslack Florida, United States
    So wait, all the remaining Icon are destroyed or...?


  • JacenJacen
    Caladbolg said:
    The year that the Forests are purified in Righteous Fire   B)

    They were cool with Yuddhi setting it on fire so Righteous fire probably won't be any different.
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  • TharvisTharvis The Land of Beer and Chocolate!
    Kresslack said:
    So wait, all the remaining Icon are destroyed or...?
    yep, the icons got Lorielan'd
    Aurora says, "Tharvis, why are you always breaking things?!"
    Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
    Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."

  • CaladbolgCaladbolg Campbell County TN
    Jacen said:
    Caladbolg said:
    The year that the Forests are purified in Righteous Fire   B)

    They were cool with Yuddhi setting it on fire so Righteous fire probably won't be any different.
    Nope it is! :D

  • KresslackKresslack Florida, United States
    Tharvis said:
    Kresslack said:
    So wait, all the remaining Icon are destroyed or...?
    yep, the icons got Lorielan'd
    I knew getting those two hours of sleep was a mistake!


  • TharvisTharvis The Land of Beer and Chocolate!
    Kresslack said:
    Tharvis said:
    Kresslack said:
    So wait, all the remaining Icon are destroyed or...?
    yep, the icons got Lorielan'd
    I knew getting those two hours of sleep was a mistake!
    what is this sleep you speak of
    Aurora says, "Tharvis, why are you always breaking things?!"
    Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
    Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."

  • KhaibitKhaibit
    Kresslack said:
    Khaibit said:
    I have over 3000lbs of shards... I'm going to build my own icon. Sod your gods, I want my icon back

    Actually... sod the blackjack


  • KresslackKresslack Florida, United States
    I now refuse to support your Icon Kickstarter.


  • KhaibitKhaibit
    Kresslack said:
    I now refuse to support your Icon Kickstarter.
    Okay, I'll add some blackjack rooms around my icon


  • KinilanKinilan
    "Sugarloaf Downs"

  • SarathaiSarathai
    Bronislav said:
    Bron really needs to learn Dragon combat. :frowning: 
    It seems to be about setting up for Bite, I think. Enmesh and Web to keep them entangled, Rend to prep and break limbs, Dragoncurse to keep their curing busy, Envenom claws for venom stuff.

    I really should learn myself, and I've been meaning to because I do want to learn how to fight as a dragon, but I have a habit of procrastinating. Always seems to be something else for me to do. Or bash.
    - (Eleusis): Ellodin says, "The Fissure of Echoes is Sarathai's happy place."
    - With sharp, crackling tones, Kyrra tells you, "The ladies must love you immensely."
    - (Eleusian Ranger Techs): Savira says, "Most of the hard stuff seem to have this built in code like: If adventurer_hitting_me = "Sarathai" then send("terminate and selfdestruct")."
    - Makarios says, "Serve well and perish."
    - Xaden says, "Xaden confirmed scrub 2017."



  • AktillumAktillum Philippines
    CIJ icon was first to go down? @Lorielan clearly hates the CIJ. We will be sending her the bill though. We might settle for a cool glowy crystal from the jade realm, however.

  • FlorentinoFlorentino
    @Bronislav @SarathaiRend x 4 will break limbs. You can prep with curare to slow their offense, prefarar to work a little pre-damage in...prep both legs and an arm (using enmesh to bypass parry), breathstorm, break the arm, break a leg, bite, break the other leg, bite again, roar and if they shield blast and hope that does the trick! If they'll stay in the room with you, that's the general technique, I think. Also, dragoncursing single affs is on its own balance, so always do that - it can drain willpower quickly, but can help make the difference (especially in group combat).   
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