Memorable quotes

Silvarien

Aktillum said:

CIJ icon was first to go down? @Lorielan clearly hates the CIJ. We will be sending her the bill though. We might settle for a cool glowy crystal from the jade realm, however.

@Aktillum : @Flec and I have this long-running OOC gag where we imagine Mhaldor laying down its hooks and cleavers, getting into suits, and starting a law firm. Sartan, Babel & Flec matrimonial and family law. Cause, why just divorce your ex when you can dunk his/her head in a vat of acid? You can take perfectly amicable disagreements and turn them into a nuclear holocaust. Lord Sartan will be pleased.

We get in a lot of disagreements. I mean, we are laying the groundwork for an important tradition, how can we simply half-ass something like that? Like, how much should an Evil lawyer charge per billable hour? 400 creds per hour? Or is that too low for a Mhayle Law degree? Also, we needed to establish, early on, the gentleman's agreement whereby the lawyers and the sharks in New Hope would avoid attacking each other out of professional courtesy. The sharks probably don't want to be eaten alive, but the lawyers get something out of it too -- they don't have to blow-dry their suits after the feeding frenzy. New Hope is actually No Hope -- and if you believe otherwise, you clearly have never met a Mhaldorian lawyer yet.

Yes, the gods probably hate the CIJ, and with good reason. If an Occultist tried to use Enlightenment on a lawyer, it would bounce back and melt off the occie's head. No artie pile can compete with a Mhayle law degree. It's true.

Xer

(Mhaldor): You say, "I would attempt to make a joke, but I imagine it would only serve to ruin my aspiring Jester career."

(Mhaldor): You say, "Ignore."

Whelp, now I know for certain my Jester career's ruined.

Lannah

I got a letter too.

You read what is written on an elegant white letter:

Ahoy there matey, you have won an all expenses paid trip to Zanzibaar!

This includes a first class cabin on a War Galley retrofitted for your

luxury and comfort. Enjoy catered meals and first class amenities

including a mud facial fresh from the swamp of Mannaseh and a massage

from the famous Sireni masseuses of Tasur'ke. In order to claim your

prize, please place a deposit of 10,000 gold with the Harbour Master of

Shastaan!

Shunsui

When pet emotes fail:

Observing your interest, Daeir quickly grows bored of an inquisitive bear cub and shuffles off to a 

quieter patch of grass to laze.

(clan): Daeir says, "Fuck."

(clan): Daeir says, "Me."

Observing your interest, an armoured ebon-scaled wyvern quickly grows bored of an inquisitive bear 

cub and shuffles off to a quieter patch of grass to laze.

Santar

Message #55390      Sent by Meletus

3/01/19:58 We've dismissed issue #####, have a nice day!

Meletus has never told me to have a nice day before. It's usually more along the lines of, "We've dismissed issue #####, BUT YOU BETTER FUCKING WATCH IT MISTER B/C YOU'RE ON THIN ICE."

Valaria

Santar said:

Message #55390      Sent by Meletus

3/01/19:58 We've dismissed issue #####, have a nice day!

Meletus has never told me to have a nice day before. It's usually more along the lines of, "We've dismissed issue #####, BUT YOU BETTER FUCKING WATCH IT MISTER B/C YOU'RE ON THIN ICE."

"We've dismissed issue #####, have a nice day (lest something bad happen to you)!"

Jonathin

So I forged some leather armour to see how forging worked and I gave the finished product to Texel, but he was kind enough to share the description.


Texel takes a thick suit of iron leather armour from a dragonskin pack.

(clan): Texel says, "Stockier than usual, this leather armour carries extra heft. Untainted iron has gone in to the crafting of this leather armour."

and his thoughts

(clan): Texel says, "Should be called the redundant iron leather iron armour armour."

Mathonwy

The following people are looking for spontaneous RP:

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Acolyte @Ast, Advocate of Strength (Mhaldor)

Lord @Daeir Wintermourne, Herald of Redemption (Targossas)

@Saeva Aristata, Purifier (Mhaldor)

Dread Legate @Taraus Bravi'os (Mhaldor)

Dread Legate Mathonwy Corso, the Foolish (Mhaldor)

your rpwho game is weak, son

Kresslack

I keep forgetting about that damn thing.

I should just trigger it to turn on when I log in.

Tristyn

My heart dies a little when I see it is mainly Mhaldorians or a few Hashani on that list. Not that they are terrible, I've had amazing rp with Melodie, Taraus, and Vayne. But it is mainly because I need to have a good reason to engage them. Can't just be like 'Oh, damn, I'm really bored right now. Care to accept my bullsh*t excuse and hang out?" That said, more Targossians should use RPwho.

Penwize

Wait ... that actually exists?  ...I just checked HELP RPWHO.  That's not a troll.  THAT ACTUALLY EXISTS?!  Why was I not informed of this?

Kresslack

Penwize said:

Wait ... that actually exists?  ...I just checked HELP RPWHO.  That's not a troll.  THAT ACTUALLY EXISTS?!  Why was I not informed of this?

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      4188 Sarapis, the Logos             RPWHO

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ANNOUNCE NEWS #4188                                     (08/12/2014 at 21:24)  

From   : Sarapis, the Logos

To     : Everyone

Subject: RPWHO

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We've put in a little (very little) system today called RPWHO.

Check out HELP RPWHO.

The tl;dr (not that there's much to read) is that it's the equivalent of SPARWHO, but for people 

looking for spontaneous RP opportunities.

Enjoy!

Penned by My hand on the 8th of Mayan, in the year 661 AF.

Tristyn

It's a nice system. Most of my encounters have been pretty damn good. I think I only had to threaten to blow my rape whistle once with one of them. 

Saeva

If you're not on RPwho it doesn't count. None of it.

Kresslack

You see "Reaper" flying a wind-tattered Mhaldorian flag of crimson silk to the E at extreme range. <-- Huh...wonder who that is.
You yell, "And who might that be?" <-- Get no response. Right then.

The boarding plank for that ship is not lowered.

A gangplank is lowered from the Thalassian seastrider named "Reaper" down to the harbour.

Ryze descends down the gangplank from the ship "Reaper". <-- Ah, that gem of an expat.

You sent the following message to Ryze:

Send that Mhaldorian flag in, or I'll come collect it.

Message #105        Sent by Ryze

3/02/7:02 Come get it. Your words are meaningless.

Message #106        Sent by Ryze

3/02/7:04 I dont fly a mhaldorian flag anyhow, but I welcome you to anywhere near me after that 

remark.. ill make you eat your words.

This guy...

Prythe

I couldn't find a trigger fail thread (maybe we need one?.... beats "autocorrect fail" at times!).... This made me giggle:

You greet Rangor with a sincere smile.

Rangor says to you in a deep, rumbling voice, "Greetings Prythe. I have a number of topics I can 

tell you about. Are you here to learn of Nature or our enemies perhaps? Or what about our dieties. I 

can tell you about the Coven or Lady Artemis herself. The most interesting lesson might be to learn 

of my perspective of the urban cities."

Ransho takes Rangor by the hand, draws him into him, and whispers, "I love you."

Rangor says to Rom in a deep, rumbling voice, "Hey, I need your help."

Rom utters a low "Hmm?" He looks somewhat confused.

Ransho says to Rangor in a deep and rich voice, "I believe this is the third time i've seen you in 

my life not counting just earlier."

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That those were the only words Rangor spoke to me during the following exchanges (not included) was icing on the amusement cake.

[Deleted User]

I decided to take a walk down to the Prosperian temple for a little visual inspiration...

Corridor of Wealth and Trade (indoors).
This corridor connects the entry with the reception hall. The rocky walls are flattened to make place for several drawings all made with a silver paint. To your left you see a painting showing huge piles of sovereigns, people bathing under golden showers and having large dinners. The paintings on your right show hard working men and women, carrying goods from here to there, running shops and
merchants displaying their goods on marketplaces.
You see exits leading north and south.

Errr.... lifestyle of the rich and famous?

Sarathai

Prythe said:

I couldn't find a trigger fail thread (maybe we need one?.... beats "autocorrect fail" at times!).... This made me giggle:

You greet Rangor with a sincere smile.

Rangor says to you in a deep, rumbling voice, "Greetings Prythe. I have a number of topics I can 

tell you about. Are you here to learn of Nature or our enemies perhaps? Or what about our dieties. I 

can tell you about the Coven or Lady Artemis herself. The most interesting lesson might be to learn 

of my perspective of the urban cities."

Ransho takes Rangor by the hand, draws him into him, and whispers, "I love you."

Rangor says to Rom in a deep, rumbling voice, "Hey, I need your help."

Rom utters a low "Hmm?" He looks somewhat confused.

Ransho says to Rangor in a deep and rich voice, "I believe this is the third time i've seen you in 

my life not counting just earlier."

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That those were the only words Rangor spoke to me during the following exchanges (not included) was icing on the amusement cake.

The Garden hasn't given Eleusis a denizen for it, so we use Rangor instead.

Khairt

Verrucht says to Loora, the scholar in an urbane voice, "How about yourself? How are you?"

Loora, the scholar says, "Wary, with one eye ever on the door for an incoming army."

Verrucht says in an urbane voice, "Oh? Are people getting uppity about their lack of icons?"

Verrucht says in an urbane voice, "As a grook, when you wade in the tears of others do you find yourself healing faster? Does it work like regular aquatic environments?"

I lol'd

Rangor

Prythe said:

I couldn't find a trigger fail thread (maybe we need one?.... beats "autocorrect fail" at times!).... This made me giggle:

You greet Rangor with a sincere smile.

Rangor says to you in a deep, rumbling voice, "Greetings Prythe. I have a number of topics I can 

tell you about. Are you here to learn of Nature or our enemies perhaps? Or what about our dieties. I 

can tell you about the Coven or Lady Artemis herself. The most interesting lesson might be to learn 

of my perspective of the urban cities."

Ransho takes Rangor by the hand, draws him into him, and whispers, "I love you."

Rangor says to Rom in a deep, rumbling voice, "Hey, I need your help."

Rom utters a low "Hmm?" He looks somewhat confused.

Ransho says to Rangor in a deep and rich voice, "I believe this is the third time i've seen you in 

my life not counting just earlier."

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That those were the only words Rangor spoke to me during the following exchanges (not included) was icing on the amusement cake.

You're supposed to follow-up with one of the keywords!

Mishgul

It spelled "Deities". unless you are talking about food consumption routines.

Caladbolg

Rangor said:

Prythe said:

I couldn't find a trigger fail thread (maybe we need one?.... beats "autocorrect fail" at times!).... This made me giggle:

You greet Rangor with a sincere smile.

Rangor says to you in a deep, rumbling voice, "Greetings Prythe. I have a number of topics I can 

tell you about. Are you here to learn of Nature or our enemies perhaps? Or what about our dieties. I 

can tell you about the Coven or Lady Artemis herself. The most interesting lesson might be to learn 

of my perspective of the urban cities."

Ransho takes Rangor by the hand, draws him into him, and whispers, "I love you."

Rangor says to Rom in a deep, rumbling voice, "Hey, I need your help."

Rom utters a low "Hmm?" He looks somewhat confused.

Ransho says to Rangor in a deep and rich voice, "I believe this is the third time i've seen you in 

my life not counting just earlier."

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That those were the only words Rangor spoke to me during the following exchanges (not included) was icing on the amusement cake.

You're supposed to follow-up with one of the keywords!

Rangor = Tesha?

Penwize said:

Wait ... that actually exists?  ...I just checked HELP RPWHO.  That's not a troll.  THAT ACTUALLY EXISTS?!  Why was I not informed of this?

You was likely bashing and missed it

Jeslyn

For those that missed this! Ha! Made me nearly spit out my coffee.

#yesIamfive #yourmom

(Mudlet Clan): Dajio says, "How do you "shake your hips suggestively"?"

(Mudlet Clan): @Draqoom says, "I'll ask your mom tonight."

Halos

Judicator Tesha al Ashtad asks in a mellifluous voice, "Should I kill Hhaos?"

You say in Targossian, "Probably."

"Okay!" Tesha exclaims.

Tesha vigorously spins a perfect crystal sphere, and it begins to hover in the air.

Tesha vigorously spins a finely sculpted crystal torus, and it begins to hover in the air.

Tesha makes a forceful gesture and some crystals embed themselves into the ground.

Tesha takes a drink from a rosewood vial.

A piercing sound cleaves through the air.

A portal opens in the air in front of you, edges vibrating madly.

(Party): Tesha says, "Portal open."

Tesha steps through a sonic portal and is gone.

Tesha, riding a luminous ivory jaguar, leaves to the ether.

A crystalline golem leaves to the ether.

(Party): Tesha says, "Target Hhaos."

(Party): Tesha says, "Target Hhaos."

(Party): Tesha says, "RETARDATION SPUN at An underground laboratory (indoors)."

(Party): Daeir says, "Do you require aid."

(Party): Tesha says, "Holy crap."

Tesha has bled out, slain by the might of Sir Hhaos Thorngage, Champion of the Crown.

lol

Tesha

That's it changing class.

it's okay though I redeemed myself by winning a 1v2 right after!

Saeva

Yeah, I didn't have Caloric. I was going nowhere fast.

Mishgul

Caloric rolled

Klendathu

(Newbie): Skape says, "One moment you're on a peaceful looking farm, next moment after a few steps 

you're in a keep filled with leathery, decayed corpses. I'm scared."

[Deleted User]

(Newbie): @Multon says, "I meant to say 'letter' sorry. I feel absolutely crippled without a wavy red line to tell me how to spell..."

Me too, intrepid young newbie. Me too. 

Santar

Mudlet has a red wavy line.