Memorable quotes

Kresslack

Syri said:

24) Mycen told You: Ne.
25) Mycen told You: Ne.
26) Mycen told You: Ne.
27) Mycen told You: Ne.
28) Mycen told You: Ne.
29) Mycen told You: Ne.


And now:

36) Darkender told You: N.

I may be a virtual assistant, but I cannot move your character. I apologize.

But you did find me an awesome steakhouse I'd not been to before.

Syri

Kresslack said:

Syri said:

24) Mycen told You: Ne.
25) Mycen told You: Ne.
26) Mycen told You: Ne.
27) Mycen told You: Ne.
28) Mycen told You: Ne.
29) Mycen told You: Ne.


And now:

36) Darkender told You: N.

I may be a virtual assistant, but I cannot move your character. I apologize.

But you did find me an awesome steakhouse I'd not been to before.

And several more besides, I do believe!

Saeva

That happens to me a lot too!

Jukilian

Looks more like they're trying to snipe people

Hasar

Dartega tells you, "My alias for fashioning allies is fap."

Tharvis

People at crossroads giving all their loyals to a new kid because why not, this ensues:

Fettan says, "So... um... what do I do with these? Do I just stuff them in my bag? Do I feed them? Perhaps feed them to each other?"

Hhaos points accusingly at Gred, the Hashan humgii.

Zoldine gives a horrified gasp.

Pathers shouts, "Oi!" at the top of his voice.

You peer at Hhaos unscrupulously.

Sir Hhaos Thorngage, Lotus Grand Master says in a soft, raspy voice, "GIVE <item> TO GRED."

Zoldine flaps her arms madly.

Hhaos snickers softly to himself.

Fettan gives a golden gryphon to Gred, the Hashan humgii.

Gred, the Hashan humgii frantically takes a golden gryphon and shoves it into his huge mouth, swallowing it whole.

Hhaos's eyes widen in disbelief as he shouts, "Oh my GODS!"

Fettan exclaims, "Oh my god!"

Sir Hhaos Thorngage, Lotus Grand Master says in a soft, raspy voice, "I was joking."

Sir Hhaos Thorngage, Lotus Grand Master says in a soft, raspy voice, "What have you done!?!?!?"

Ventriloquist Pathers Xanatov-Thorngage, Night's Jester says with a deep, tasur accent, "My gryphon."

Ventriloquist Pathers Xanatov-Thorngage, Night's Jester says with a deep, tasur accent, "It's gone forever."

Fettan says, "Oh, wow... that was disturbing. I think I'm scarred. So, I don't think I'll feed these things to that... that thing."

Ventriloquist Pathers Xanatov-Thorngage, Night's Jester says with a deep, tasur accent, "I am messing with you, it's collared."
Fettan attempts to shove Pathers into Gred.

Caoimhaen

Tharvis said:

People at crossroads giving all their loyals to a new kid because why not, this ensues:

Fettan says, "So... um... what do I do with these? Do I just stuff them in my bag? Do I feed them? Perhaps feed them to each other?"

Hhaos points accusingly at Gred, the Hashan humgii.

Zoldine gives a horrified gasp.

Pathers shouts, "Oi!" at the top of his voice.

You peer at Hhaos unscrupulously.

Sir Hhaos Thorngage, Lotus Grand Master says in a soft, raspy voice, "GIVE <item> TO GRED."

Zoldine flaps her arms madly.

Hhaos snickers softly to himself.

Fettan gives a golden gryphon to Gred, the Hashan humgii.

Gred, the Hashan humgii frantically takes a golden gryphon and shoves it into his huge mouth, swallowing it whole.

Hhaos's eyes widen in disbelief as he shouts, "Oh my GODS!"

Fettan exclaims, "Oh my god!"

Sir Hhaos Thorngage, Lotus Grand Master says in a soft, raspy voice, "I was joking."

Sir Hhaos Thorngage, Lotus Grand Master says in a soft, raspy voice, "What have you done!?!?!?"

Ventriloquist Pathers Xanatov-Thorngage, Night's Jester says with a deep, tasur accent, "My gryphon."

Ventriloquist Pathers Xanatov-Thorngage, Night's Jester says with a deep, tasur accent, "It's gone forever."

Fettan says, "Oh, wow... that was disturbing. I think I'm scarred. So, I don't think I'll feed these things to that... that thing."

Ventriloquist Pathers Xanatov-Thorngage, Night's Jester says with a deep, tasur accent, "I am messing with you, it's collared."
Fettan attempts to shove Pathers into Gred.

I was half reading this at first and I was on my lunch break. I could not stop laughing. Laughed until I cried. Seriously. I needed that. Made my day better.

Salindera

help file says that you need to witness within 90 seconds. I get to a shrine after exactly sixty seconds (after a second message from the herald to the order channel) and am unable to witness, so I send an issue asking about it:

Message #1562       Sent by Meletus
12/10/16:41 Greetings! In regard to issue 71028, the timer for allowing a witness for defilement
goes away after 60 seconds, which is why the herald announces multiple defilings by the same person
on occasion if they take too long!

ah, okay, cool. Help file is wrong, I'll send a bug:

Message #1566       Sent by Achaea
12/11/17:00 Your bug report (detail: the file HELP WITNESSING says that the time between when a
shrine is defiled and when it can be witnessed is 90 seconds, when the actual time is 60) - has been
removed because it is not a bug (usually meaning that this is the way things are intended to be).
Please accept our apologies for any inconvenience or misunderstanding that may be involved. The
following notes were included: It is indeed 90 seconds!

because the rules surrounding all this weren't confusing enough

Tvistor

I still don't understand why shrine stuff is a thing. I don't know any other games where you make progress against the enemy faction by mindlessly killing NPCs for hours to offset their mindless killing of NPCs for hours, with the added bonus of 'Now I can get shanked while trying to do something totally unrelated that I enjoy'.

Mishgul

mindless killing is why we play games Tvistor.

Tvistor

I am very mindful of my killing, thank you very much. It lets me savour the last, pained moments.

Mishgul

Then how do you explain Xykon

Caoimhaen

I was on my phone when this happened but..this is from memory. Halos. You are awesome

You say in a quiet voice, "Heya!"

@Halos nods his head at you.

You wave your hand in greeting.

You say in a quiet voice, "How are you?"

Elphaba says , "HE WAS TALKING TO ME NOT YOU."

You say in a quiet a voice, "Actually I was taking to Halos.

Elphaba says, "NO YOU WERE TALKING TO ME. "

You whisper to Halos in a quiet voice, "It's bad to kick girls right?" 

Halos says to you,"No."

(I thrust kick her from the room)

Halos says, "Thank you for asking."

(Continues to fool around)

Jhui

Got my old battleaxe back finally and a few other things...

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/26462a24

Klendathu

Jhui said:

Got my old battleaxe back finally and a few other things...

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/26462a24

That Ugrach is a bit of a horder-next-door isn't he?!

Jhui

Wtf

Kresslack

Jhui said:

Got my old battleaxe back finally and a few other things...

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/26462a24

Out of curiosity, how much gold was that?

Jhui

7kish

Kresslack

 - Carmain declared Cullen to be a formal enemy. Reason: flying inappropriately.

Mhaldor, where 8/10 enemy reasons are always worth reading.

Trey

Stats on the battleaxe?

Jhui

Like 178 or something shitty. It will remain my old battleaxe

Khaibit

oooh, pretty bone vial

Sarathai

(Eleusis): Deladan says, "Is it normal for Cyrene to pay in alcohol?"

Trilliana

Sarathai said:

(Eleusis): Deladan says, "Is it normal for Cyrene to pay in alcohol?"

Yes.

Mathonwy

@Saeva arrives from the west.

Saeva wrinkles her nose as she glances at you.

Saeva gasps for breath.

Saeva clutches her throat.

Saeva Aristata, Herald of Iniquity says desperately in Mhaldorian, "There's... no... air in ... this room.. Mathonwy's fat... is.. soaking it...all up."

Saeva wheezes.

Saeva leaves to the west.

TIL who Saeva is IRL

Kresslack

So this was a bit odd, and for some reason it stuck out more than anything else:

A bomb, thrown by Jhui, comes lobbing in from the up and rolls harmlessly to a halt.

Cynlael

Fire pit within a ring of tents.

The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. Standing atop a raised marble dais an imposing cast-iron forge dominates, fire and heat radiating from this massive shrine to the Smith. Resting here with a haughty expression is a golden gryphon. A white coyote pup plays restlessly with his shadow. Puffing out his chest in an attempt to look tough, a young black boar eyes passers-by suspiciously. There are 1261 potash crystals in 137 groups here. A blue-banded falcon flies just above you here. Dagnir reclines next to the fire, patting his hammer contently.

You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, southwest, west, and northwest.

Well thanks. I was running low on this.

Seftin

No one gonna comment on @Jhui's 8k health in lesser..? No one?... ok Fuck you.

Shunsui

Only 8k? Hell, pretty sure I've seen people walking around with nearly 10k in lesser.

Tibitha

My inner monologuer is a moron.

<Walk to Meropis, take about 500 years>

<Tralalala!>

A dark path (indoors).

Antlers of jet black crown the head of a proud ivory peryton. A red-crested falcon focuses its 

piercing gaze on you as it stands proudly here.  Nemutaur Rousseau is here. He wields a glistening 

rapier of mottled steel in his left hand and a formidable rapier of crimson-tinged steel in his 

right.

<Aww shit come on! I don't want to die, I just got here. I know! I'll go lock myself in that store room I saw earlier till he leaves.>

<Flee!>

A heavily guarded post (indoors). 

You see exits leading northeast, southeast (closed door), west, and northwest.

You unlock the southeast door.

You open the door to the southeast.

An eldritch laboratory (indoors).

Pacing the cavernous passage is a masked ogre.

You see exits leading east and northwest (closed door).

<Laboratory == Store room>

Nemutaur tells you, "You obviously need to fight more zealously. I can't believe you are not out 

smiting the enemies of Good so that I can kill you for being infamous."

<Oh! He's not going to kill me, great!>

Nemutaur tells you, "I do have a question though, why is Targossas acting so cowardly?"

<I uh... don't want to die? No wait, that's cowardly, shit I can't think of a non-cowardly reason I'm hiding in a store room.>

Nemutaur tells you, "Doesn't anyone in that city have the balls to actually defile the shrine of 

Lord Vastar that's on mainland instead of travelling to a far flung island?"

<Oh! Ohhhhhhhh! ...store room, what store room? I'm just killing things in here. Yep yep.>