It always escalates quickly with Wayde. I've gone from hello, to you hate me don't you in like..a minute. He believes the universe is out to get him.. *sagenod*
Aww, I like Wayde, he's cute.
Until you learn your daughter's preggo from him.
... I may know someone who eats babies, who can help with this.
It always escalates quickly with Wayde. I've gone from hello, to you hate me don't you in like..a minute. He believes the universe is out to get him.. *sagenod*
Aww, I like Wayde, he's cute.
Until you learn your daughter's preggo from him.
... I may know someone who eats babies, who can help with this.
Fats would never subject himself to eating a baby...unless all the unformed things of chaos in the desert and jambalaya in Ashtan had somehow been consumed. Then who knows. He's called Fats for a reason!
Not an IG quote, but relevant. Girl on tv:"You're pirates!" Pirate:"Yes we are, and we're hungry! Do you know what hungry pirates do?" me: "Sink ships." Pirate:"We sing badly and loudly! Arrrrrrrggggghhhhh." Otherpirate: "arrghh,coughhackcough."
Not an IG quote, but relevant. Girl on tv:"You're pirates!" Pirate:"Yes we are, and we're hungry! Do you know what hungry pirates do?" me: "Sink ships." Pirate:"We sing badly and loudly! Arrrrrrrggggghhhhh." Otherpirate: "arrghh,coughhackcough."
I wake up and read the news. I read this first and snicker to myself.
PUBLIC NEWS #19591
Date: 12/05/2014 at 23:21
From: Gunsou Klendathu Eula, Shadow of the Storm
To : The City of Targossas
Subj: Defiling, cowardice and rank idiocy
Targossas, and Aelios especially,
If you are going to be so cowardly as to defile shrines that are off plane, try not to be so idiotic as to leave your mount behind. If I were a lesser man, it would have been slain for its essence, tainted by your touch as it might be.
In service to the Skylord,
Gunsou Klendathu Eula, Shadow of the Storm
Penned by my hand on the 12th of Daedalan, in the year 671 AF.
I go to the next post and....
PUBLIC NEWS #19592
Date: 12/06/2014 at 00:03
From: What The Jonesey Sar'vet, Daddy Extraordinaire
To : Aarashi Shamshir Aelios Azon, the Argent Artificer
Subj: Eagle
I've decided I am the lesser man you've been looking for. So I killed your mount
Penned by my hand on the 13th of Daedalan, in the year 671 AF.
This made me laugh so hard. Probably shouldn't have...But it did.
Portend claps of thunder snarl across the firmament as the Skylord intones, "Witness the power of a storm infused with Chaos! Fall to your knees, mortals, and bask in the glory you have beheld. Let Chaos reign."
Sir Morthif Aristata, Righteous Vessel shouts, "Is that all?"
*** You've completed 6 quests for the HoHoHo halflings! *** 4571h|89%, 4886m|99%, 100%e, 100%w ex|cbk- 00:00:23.495 You wipe the back of your hand across your brow in relief. 4928h|96%, 4896m|99%, 100%e, 100%w ex|cbk- 00:00:26.145(+357h, 7.0%, +10m, 0.2%) A distant song wafts past your ears; a perfect melody that enchants and captivates. You close your eyes for a moment to savour the Orphean serenade. When it finally ends, you open your eyes and regretfully return to surroundings mundane in comparison.
Tharos, the Announcer of Delos shouts, "It's near the end of the egghunt and I still haven't figured out how to pronounce Clean-dat-hoo."
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Girl on tv:"You're pirates!"
Pirate:"Yes we are, and we're hungry! Do you know what hungry pirates do?"
me: "Sink ships."
Pirate:"We sing badly and loudly! Arrrrrrrggggghhhhh."
Otherpirate: "arrghh,coughhackcough."
Her so much
I go to the next post and....
This made me laugh so hard. Probably shouldn't have...But it did.
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Wtf is bacon juice?
Kross's attack rebounds off your magical shield.
Kross tells you, "Was trying something ."
Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
>> Your action causes the nearly invisible magical shield around you to fade away. <<
Stepping forward nimbly, you slam your head towards Kross.
You connect, stunning yourself momentarily!
Kross spins into the air and throws a whirlwind kick towards you.
He connects to the head!
The blow rattles your skull - your hearing is restored.
3661h, 4245m, 20190e, 20200w excbkr 32.1- 02:11:40.836(outr hawthorn|eat hawthorn)(-599h, 14.1%)
You feel irresistibly compelled to walk to mhaldor.
Carefully getting your bearings, you set off down toward your goal.
Treacherous mountain path (road).
A noxious, red-hued fog overwhelms the area with a thick, palpable vapour. Everything about you is
obscured by a heavy fog. A lithe black panther prowls here restlessly, wings carefully folded.
You see exits leading up and down.
You are 3 rooms distant from your destination. (STOP to abort walking.)
3661h, 4245m, 20188e, 20200w excbkr 32.1- 02:11:40.925
Carefully getting your bearings, you set off down toward your goal.
Treacherous mountain path (road).
A noxious, red-hued fog overwhelms the area with a thick, palpable vapour.
You see exits leading up, down, and a wormhole leading to Hall of kings.
You are 2 rooms distant from your destination. (STOP to abort walking.)
3661h, 4245m, 20186e, 20200w excbkr 32.1- 02:11:40.938
You remove 1 hawthorn berry, bringing the total in the Rift to 2046.
3661h, 4245m, 20186e, 20200w excbkr 32.1- 02:11:41.000
You eat a hawthorn berry.
3661h, 4245m, 20186e, 20200w excbkr 32.1- 02:11:41.006
Carefully getting your bearings, you set off down toward your goal.
Before two towering mountains (road).
A noxious, red-hued fog overwhelms the area with a thick, palpable vapour. Everything about you is
obscured by a heavy fog. An occupied iron gibbet, suspended from a wooden gallows, creaks ominously
in the breeze. A decaying corpse has been impaled here upon a fifteen foot stake. A runic totem is
planted solidly in the ground. An obsidian eye sigil is here.
You see exits leading north, southwest, and up.
You are 1 room distant from your destination. (STOP to abort walking.)
3661h, 4245m, 20184e, 20200w excbkr 32.1- 02:11:41.736
Carefully getting your bearings, you set off north toward your goal.
The gates of Mhaldor.
A noxious, red-hued fog overwhelms the area with a thick, palpable vapour. Some graffiti has been
scrawled here. It reads, "Know ye that there is no truth greater than Evil." There are 5 knights of
the Maldaathi here. A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. An enormous slab of volcanic
obsidian towers over this area, the regulations of Mhaldor etched upon its face. An occupied iron
gibbet, suspended from a wooden gallows, creaks ominously in the breeze. A ladder of long, soft
leaves comprises a wispy Weaver's Fern along the ground. An enormous slab of volcanic obsidian
towers over this area, the laws of Mhaldor etched upon its face. The broken fragments of a basalt
altar litter the ground around the massive form of a bloodsteel stalagmite. A sigil in the shape of
a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. Standing still as a statue, a blood steed has fixed
its fiery red eyes on some movement in the distance. A nebulous water weird is here. A huge statue
of the Scimitar of Yen-Sorte stands here, thrusting skywards. Ainly, Apprentice of Manipulation is
here. His face is partially concealed beneath a raised hood. He wields an elemental staff in his
left hand and a Shield of Absorption in his right.
You see exits leading east, south, west, and up.
Your blindness is cured by a wunjo rune on a totem.
Your attention is grabbed and held by a fascinating butterfly-like rune.
Your attention is grabbed and held by a fascinating butterfly-like rune.
You spy a fehu rune on a totem.
Your insomnia has cleared up.
You spy a fehu rune on a totem.
You feel incredibly tired, and fall asleep immediately.
3661h, 4245m, 20182e, 20200w exckr 32.1- 02:11:42.029(wake up)
[up - Ainly (1)]
3661h, 4245m, 20182e, 20200w exckr 32.1- 02:11:42.214
You open your eyes and yawn mightily. (0.214s)
3661h, 4245m, 20182e, 20200w exckr 32.1- 02:11:42.244(insomnia|writhe)
You clench your fists, grit your teeth, and banish all possibility of sleep.
3661h, 4145m, 20182e, 20200w exckr 32.1- 02:11:42.397(-100m, 2.3%)
You begin trying to wrest your mind free of that which has transfixed it.
3661h, 4145m, 20182e, 20200w eckr 32.1- 02:11:42.473
You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.569s)
3661h, 4145m, 20182e, 20200w eckr 32.1- 02:11:42.576
You have arrived at your destination!
3661h, 4145m, 20182e, 20200w eckr 32.1- 02:11:42.765
You have recovered balance on all limbs. (0.789s)
3661h, 4130m, 20182e, 20200w exckr 32.1- 02:11:43.261(-15m, 0.4%) evs
stand
evade s
You are transfixed and cannot do that. You must writhe to escape.
3661h, 4130m, 20192e, 20200w exckr 32.1- 02:11:43.555
You must be standing first.
3661h, 4130m, 20192e, 20200w exckr 32.1- 02:11:43.591
The aural world fades to silence.
3661h, 4130m, 20192e, 20200w excdkr 32.1- 02:11:43.629evs
stand
evade s
You are transfixed and cannot do that. You must writhe to escape.
3661h, 4130m, 20192e, 20200w excdkr 32.1- 02:11:44.201evs
stand
evade s
You must be standing first.
3661h, 4130m, 20192e, 20200w excdkr 32.1- 02:11:44.266
You are transfixed and cannot do that. You must writhe to escape.
3661h, 4130m, 20192e, 20200w excdkr 32.1- 02:11:44.312
You must be standing first.
3661h, 4130m, 20192e, 20200w excdkr 32.1- 02:11:44.361
You continue trying to wrest your mind free.
3661h, 4130m, 20192e, 20200w excdkr 32.1- 02:11:44.367evs
stand
evade s
You are transfixed and cannot do that. You must writhe to escape.
3661h, 4130m, 20192e, 20200w excdkr 32.1- 02:11:44.449
You must be standing first.
3661h, 4130m, 20192e, 20200w excdkr 32.1- 02:11:44.498evs
stand
evade s
You are transfixed and cannot do that. You must writhe to escape.
3661h, 4130m, 20192e, 20200w excdkr 32.1- 02:11:44.632
You must be standing first.
3661h, 4130m, 20192e, 20200w excdkr 32.1- 02:11:44.672evs
stand
evade s
With lightning speed, a knight of the Maldaathi skewers you twice with his blades.
A knight of the Maldaathi lets out a sharp whistle while pointing straight at you. A moment later,
the feeling of a sharp razor slices across your face as a heavy weight pummels your temple.
You have been slain by a knight of the Maldaathi.
Your starburst tattoo flares as the world is momentarily tinted red.
A small grey-brown rattlesnake falls out of your inventory. (2.741s) (2.741s)
(svo): We hit starburst!
(svo): Auto-switching to empty defences mode.
(outr kola|eat kola|insomnia)
(svo): Ready for combat! (empty defences mode, took no time)
4260h, 4260m, 20192e, 20200w ex 31.5- 02:11:44.7714260h, 4260m, 20192e, 20200w ex 31.5- 02:11:44.
772(selfishness)(+599h, 14.1%, +130m, 3.1%)
With lightning speed, a knight of the Maldaathi skewers you twice with his blades.
With lightning speed, a knight of the Maldaathi skewers you twice with his blades.
You have been slain by a knight of the Maldaathi.
0h, 4260m, 20192e, 20200w ex 31- 02:11:44.782(sip vitality|outr irid|eat irid)(-4260h, 100.0%) evs
stand
evade s
You are not fallen or kneeling.
(svo): We died.
(p) 0h, 4260m, 20192e, 20200w ex 31- 02:11:44.903
You tell Archdragon Kross Da'Navi, "..."
Kross tells you, "Oh."
Kross tells you, "Is their totem still down."
You tell Archdragon Kross Da'Navi, "Apparently."
Kross tells you, "Sorry."
Last time I trust @Kross to test shit on me
- 2014/12/06 09:22:10 - Lilian falls to the arrows of General Hirst da'Miras.
Rufio, the Receptacle Representative sings out 'Tra la la la la' happily.
Kross peers at Rufio, the Receptacle Representative unscrupulously.
You sit yourself down.
You have gone off-course and stop walking toward your goal.
Also depending on my lag, I've sometimes traveled up to 10 or 15 rooms before STOP goes through.
ilu Achaea
Portend claps of thunder snarl across the firmament as the Skylord intones, "Witness the power of a storm infused with Chaos! Fall to your knees, mortals, and bask in the glory you have beheld. Let Chaos reign."
Sir Morthif Aristata, Righteous Vessel shouts, "Is that all?"
Morthif has invoked the wrath of the Skylord.
Kind of ironic that we're having a religious persecution and it's not against the Cult for once. Awww yiss.
Nipping Xith on the ankle, a slender snake has shown him that size isn't everything.
look Jhuil
She is a winged atavian and looks exactly like Jhui in every way. However, instead of being hung in the pants, she's hung in the chest.