Memorable quotes

Kyrra

Jiraishin said:

(Order): You say, "Hail, Master!"

(Order): Apollyon says, "My Disciple."

(Order): Apollyon says, "Greetings."

HE EXISTS.

I think you're in a state of disbelief.

Synbios

Jiraishin said:

(Order): You say, "Hail, Master!"

(Order): Apollyon says, "My Disciple."

(Order): Apollyon says, "Greetings."

HE EXISTS.

WHERE IS THE BLOOD AND THUNDER. I'M NOT SEEING BLOOD AND THUNDER.

YOU PROMISED ME THERE WOULD BE BLOOD AND THUNDER.

WHERE IS MY BLOOD AND THUNDER?

Melodie

That goblin boys reminds me of Otis so much. I loved him.

Edit: Above comment was late to @Mathonwy.

Also, my own quote, to keep on topic!

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You have emoted: Melodie dips her head into a small, polite curtsey, turning on her heel and departing.

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A bright, elegant foyer.

This room has not been mapped.

A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A runic totem is 

planted solidly in the ground. Dressed in a hideous and ill-fitting goblin costume, a 

fidgety boy stands at the entrance. The shining figure of a guardian angel floats in the 

air here.  Sir Zenui Ruthras, Samadhi Templar is here. He wields a gleaming scimitar in 

each hand. Father Halos Vorondil is here. He wields a heavy oaken staff in his right hand.

You see exits leading northeast and out (open door).

A zombie elephant shambles in from the northeast, hunks of odious flesh dripping from its frame.

Halos glances at you, flashing you an uncertain smile.

Zenui doffs his hat cordially at you.

Fats, a zombie elephant says, "Where'd that hot thing melodie go?"

You have emoted: Melodie wrinkles her nose in distaste.

Zenui frowns at Fats, a zombie elephant.

Halos tilts his head curiously.

Fats, a zombie elephant says, "Ah, here she is."

You say to Fats, a zombie elephant with a flowing, cultured accent, "Shoo. Go back to staring moodily."

Fats, a zombie elephant says, "Melodie, let's cut a rug."

You say to Fats, a zombie elephant with a flowing, cultured accent, "I think you'd make a rather poor rug."

A faintly visible elemental aura surrounding him, Halos shakes his head at you and moves to your side.

Fats, a zombie elephant says, "Well, woman?"

You shake your head.

Fats, a zombie elephant says, "You'd be surprised darling. I can be your rug, your mount, you whatever you want. I love me a nice Cyrenian woman."

You have emoted: Melodie turns slightly green and coughs into her hand.

Fats, a zombie elephant says, "I can keep you warm in the winter and shade you in the summer."

Father Halos Vorondil says with an eastern accent, "Careful, elephant."

You say to Fats, a zombie elephant with a flowing, cultured accent, "I think the rotting has gone right to your brain. Go tell your Prophet to fill it up with tequila, perhaps that will help."

Halos cracks his knuckles menacingly.

Father Halos Vorondil says with an eastern accent, "Perhaps we can grant live anew to this undead thing."

Fats, a zombie elephant says, "Bah, woman! Forget the Prophet. This is about you and me. I have the body of a warrior and the heart of a poet. What more could you ask for?"

You say to Fats, a zombie elephant with a flowing, cultured accent, "You're rather crossing a dangerous line, elephant. I suggest you stuff your trunk up your arse and hobble off elsewhere."

Jiraishin

@Synbios Soon. Very soon.
Seas of blood, the lands littered with charred corpses and dismembered limbs. It will be beautiful.
The screams of the weak will nearly drown out the  thunderclaps.

Vayne

Idelisa

Velyse says in a throaty contralto voice, "Veldrin's is massive. It hurts so much."

.... that's what she said.

Mathonwy

@Vayne - I would've never pegged you as the sort to listen to Mastodon.

I thought about posting that Blood and Thunder comic strip, but decided against it.

Trey

Mathonwy said:

@Vayne - I would've never pegged you as the sort to listen to Mastodon.

I thought about posting that Blood and Thunder comic strip, but decided against it.

Show me your honor.

Wysteria

Trey said:

Mathonwy said:

@Vayne - I would've never pegged you as the sort to listen to Mastodon.

I thought about posting that Blood and Thunder comic strip, but decided against it.

Show me your honor.

Victory at sea.

Vayne

I am full of surprises.

Tahquil

What colour was Ashaxei's dad?

Kyrra

Tahquil said:

What colour was Ashaxei's dad?

White.

Trilliana

Okay, a page late or whatever, but about ME dying to ormyrr. I had a 1 pound shard on me. I was getting ready to journal to clean my kitchen when I saw Shista die. I go damn, start heading to the lab to get nuclei and all of a sudden..

A muscular ormyrr, a muscular ormyrr, a muscular ormyrr, an ormyrr priest, an ormyrr priest, an ormyrr guard, an ormyrr guard, an ormyrr guard, an ormyrr priest, a muscular ormyrr, and a muscular ormyrr enter from the northeast.

H:4661(100%), M:4977(100%), 100%w, 100%e 89 23.3% XPR:363 ex|cdbk  (14:51:01) no target ~ no line out 

Snarling viciously, a muscular ormyrr rakes you with his razor-sharp claws, cutting your face to bloody ribbons.

Charging at you at full speed, a muscular ormyrr grabs you with both arms, squeezing with extreme strength. 

Bones audibly snap under the pressure, while blood begins to seep from your mouth.

Inhaling deeply, a muscular ormyrr belches forth a noxious, green flame that cooks your flesh.

Inhaling deeply, an ormyrr priest belches forth a noxious, green flame that cooks your flesh.

You have been slain by an ormyrr priest.

Your starburst tattoo flares as the world is momentarily tinted red.

A primal ember falls out of your inventory.

(svo): Your max health changed to 4394h - sipping, moss and other values have been automatically adjusted.

(svo): Your max mana changed to 4675m - sipping, moss and other values have been automatically adjusted.

H:4661(106%), M:4977(106%), 106%w, 106%e 89 21.1% XPR:363 ex|  (14:51:01) no target ~ no line out (outr 

quartz|eat quartz|touch cloak)

Beckoning to the earth, an ormyrr priest calls forth a plume of lava that consumes and burns you.

An ormyrr guard connects the blunt end of his weapon with your forehead. The impact leaves your vision blurred.

An ormyrr guard slashes at your neck with his bardiche, very nearly lopping off your head.

You have been slain by an ormyrr guard.

An ormyrr guard grins slyly, reaches down, and takes a black-walnut vial from the corpse of Trilliana. (-4661h, 106.1%) 

(svo): We died.

(p) H:0(0%), M:4977(106%), 106%w, 106%e 89 18.9% XPR:363 ex|  (14:51:01) no target ~ no line out 

You are dead and cannot do that.

(p) H:0(0%), M:4977(106%), 106%w, 106%e 89 18.9% XPR:363 ex|  (14:51:01) no target ~ no line out 

You are dead and cannot do that.

(p) H:0(0%), M:4977(106%), 106%w, 106%e 89 18.9% XPR:363 ex|  (14:51:01) no target ~ no line out 

You are dead and cannot do that.

(p) H:0(0%), M:4977(106%), 106%w, 106%e 89 18.9% XPR:363 ex|  (14:51:01) no target ~ no line out 

An ormyrr priest quickly scoops up a primal ember.

>.<

Delphinus

Kyrra said:

Tahquil said:

What colour was Ashaxei's dad?

White.

How do you know the dragons of that era were white? Krenindala was a meeting place of many cultures. It's possible he was even black. I don't believe in the popular image of a white Sycaerunax with blue eyes.

Alyssea

Delphinus said:

Kyrra said:

Tahquil said:

What colour was Ashaxei's dad?

White.

How do you know the dragons of that era were white? Krenindala was a meeting place of many cultures. It's possible he was even black. I don't believe in the popular image of a white Sycaerunax with blue eyes.

"Now, as you know, there are many colours of Dragon. But in the beginning there was only one white Dragon: Sycaerunax, Ashaxei's father."

(Events 391)

Kyrra

Delphinus said:

Kyrra said:

Tahquil said:

What colour was Ashaxei's dad?

White.

How do you know the dragons of that era were white? Krenindala was a meeting place of many cultures. It's possible he was even black. I don't believe in the popular image of a white Sycaerunax with blue eyes.

Because I pay attention!

Events #391
"Now, as you know, there are many colours of Dragon. But in the
beginning there was only one white Dragon: Sycaerunax, Ashaxei's father.
I never had the honour of meeting him, but Ashaxei told me much of him.
It was within Sycaerunax that the very essence... the soul of Dragonhood
resided.

Edit: @Alyssea got in first but still!

Alyssea

Randomly gave my ember away since Eleusians aren't brave enough:

Small enough to be held comfortably in the hand, this glowing ember is enveloped in white flames 

that ripple over its surface like flowing water. Despite its constant state of conflagration, the 

ember maintains its form, never reducing in size, remaining unusually cool to the touch.

It weighs about 14 pounds.

You give your primal ember to Synbios, which glows brightly as you drop it into his hands.

You feel the knowledge of Pranks slip from your mind.

You feel the knowledge of Curses slip from your mind.

@Synbios Hope you don't die

Tahquil

Oh damn....

Did Delphinus just get schooled about a little known Achaean fact?

You're slipping buddy, you're slipping....

Synbios

Alyssea said:

Randomly gave my ember away since Eleusians aren't brave enough:

Small enough to be held comfortably in the hand, this glowing ember is enveloped in white flames 

that ripple over its surface like flowing water. Despite its constant state of conflagration, the 

ember maintains its form, never reducing in size, remaining unusually cool to the touch.

It weighs about 14 pounds.

You give your primal ember to Synbios, which glows brightly as you drop it into his hands.

You feel the knowledge of Pranks slip from your mind.

You feel the knowledge of Curses slip from your mind.

@Synbios Hope you don't die

Bad timing of you though. I was about to leave realms. Good thing Veldrin was there to pick up the slack.

Delphinus

@Alyssea, @Kyrra, @Tahquil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_and_appearance_of_Jesus

Tahquil

Are you comparing a text dragon to Jesus?

Delph man, I use to respect you as the goto guy for info. Now you're just the guy in the street screaming "DOn"T BE FOOLED YOUR LORD JESUS CHRIST WAS REALLY A DRAGON, A TEXT DRAGON. YOU ARE ALL PAWNS IN THE MATRIX AND WE WILL ALL TRANSCEND INTO KRENINDALA SHOULD THE DAL'MYRR NOT DRAG YOUR FILTHY SOULS TO THE GROUND AND FEAST UPON YOUR SINS!"

Chryenth

I think I trust Han-Toleth to accurately relay Ashaxei's description of her father.

Zeon

I got your joke Delphinus

Synbios

I hope I did too.

Ruth

Jiraishin said:

(Order): You say, "Hail, Master!"

(Order): Apollyon says, "My Disciple."

(Order): Apollyon says, "Greetings."

HE EXISTS.

The following members of the Order of Apollyon are in the realms:
Apollyon, the Suffering
Viceroy Ruth "Shark" Yuridja-Keyte, Daemonic Hand

You better not be just a fill-in Apollyon for the event! Or imma cry tears of blood and kill lots of babies.

Tahquil

GOT DRAGON.

Tvistor

I imagine all the Suffering people are going to have a tearful reunion with Apples. They will play baseball on the wide fields of rolling red mist and talk about sports and then the credits will roll and I will cry a little bit.

Nizaris

Ruth said:

You better not be just a fill-in Apollyon for the event! Or imma cry tears of blood and kill lots of babies.

@Ruth: I think that's the idea?

Synbios

Tahquil said:

GOT DRAGON.

CONGRATURATION.

Mathonwy

Tahquil said:

GOT JESUS.

fix'd