Memorable quotes

Ruth

Shut up Tvistor, you're a one-copper harlot.

Tvistor

You're just a regular harlot.

Mishgul

i don't understand these coppers. Coppers like cops?

Peak

Cooper*

It's a simple typo.

Thaumas

Hayte said:

Lol I just want to sleep but every time I log off...
2012/11/06 01:51:16 - The City of Shallam has declared a sanctioned raid against the City.
2012/11/06 01:55:33 - Achilles slew an infernal wraith.
2012/11/06 01:55:40 - The forces of Shallam have destroyed Saboteur Supply.
2012/11/06 01:55:43 - Cooper slew an infernal wraith.
2012/11/06 01:55:51 - Achilles slew an infernal wraith.
2012/11/06 01:55:59 - Garis slew an infernal wraith.
2012/11/06 01:56:17 - The City of Shallam has withdrawn from the City, ending the sanctioned raid.
2012/11/06 02:56:03 - The City of Shallam has declared a sanctioned raid against the City.
2012/11/06 03:00:27 - The forces of Shallam have destroyed The Skeletal Emporium.
2012/11/06 03:03:23 - Cooper slew Gack, the Mhaldorian slaver.
2012/11/06 03:05:19 - The forces of Shallam have destroyed The Thorn and Lash.
2012/11/06 03:13:31 - The forces of Shallam have destroyed Slave pens.
2012/11/06 03:18:56 - The forces of Shallam have destroyed Mhaldor supplies.
2012/11/06 03:25:04 - The City of Shallam has withdrawn from the City, ending the sanctioned raid.
2012/11/06 04:22:15 - Yiwen slew an infernal wraith.
2012/11/06 04:22:32 - Yiwen slew an infernal wraith.
2012/11/06 04:22:57 - Yiwen slew an infernal wraith.
2012/11/06 04:32:02 - Jhui slew an infernal wraith.
2012/11/06 04:32:23 - Yiwen slew an infernal wraith.
2012/11/06 04:32:41 - Jhui slew an infernal wraith.
2012/11/06 04:32:55 - Penwize slew an infernal wraith.
2012/11/06 04:33:05 - Yiwen slew an infernal wraith.
2012/11/06 04:35:50 - The City of Eleusis has declared a sanctioned raid against the City.
2012/11/06 04:40:50 - The City of Eleusis has withdrawn from the City, ending the sanctioned raid.
2012/11/06 04:40:55 - The City of Eleusis has declared a sanctioned raid against the City.
2012/11/06 04:43:55 - The City of Eleusis has withdrawn from the City, ending the sanctioned raid.
2012/11/06 04:44:13 - The City of Eleusis has declared a sanctioned raid against the City.
2012/11/06 04:55:38 - Penwize slew an infernal wraith.
2012/11/06 04:55:51 - Yiwen slew an infernal wraith.
2012/11/06 04:56:00 - Penwize slew an infernal wraith.
2012/11/06 04:56:11 - Yiwen slew an infernal wraith.
2012/11/06 04:56:25 - Yiwen slew an infernal wraith.
2012/11/06 04:56:39 - Yiwen slew an infernal wraith.
2012/11/06 04:56:53 - Yiwen slew an infernal wraith.
2012/11/06 04:57:06 - Yiwen slew an infernal wraith.
2012/11/06 04:57:19 - Penwize slew an infernal wraith.
2012/11/06 04:57:29 - Mephaos slew an infernal wraith.
2012/11/06 04:58:13 - The City of Eleusis has withdrawn from the City, ending the sanctioned raid.
2012/11/06 06:47:50 - Sothantos slew an infernal wraith.
2012/11/06 06:47:57 - Achilles slew an infernal wraith.
2012/11/06 06:48:05 - Silas slew an infernal wraith.
2012/11/06 06:48:14 - Achilles slew an infernal wraith.
2012/11/06 06:48:23 - Sothantos slew an infernal wraith.

I assume it's intentionally self-imposed hardship that city's font has not been empowered.

Tagg

probably not anyone around who can empower lololol

Sherazad

Truth burns

Thaumas

Except it's not truth. Security aides forgot to do it, it's as simple as that.

Xer

Tagg is correct -_-

Mishgul

look at our MoS. Do you think he knows how to empower a font?

Hayte

Thaumas said:

Except it's not truth. Security aides forgot to do it, it's as simple as that.

Combination of the two. When we -did- have security aides, we just had to decide -which- raid to use the font on. In most of them the disparity of numbers was such that it was more reasonable to wait to empower against a raid we could dent, or the aide logged in when the raid had one room left to destroy.

Lothien

Hayte said:

Thaumas said:

Except it's not truth. Security aides forgot to do it, it's as simple as that.

Combination of the two. When we -did- have security aides, we just had to decide -which- raid to use the font on. In most of them the disparity of numbers was such that it was more reasonable to wait to empower against a raid we could dent, or the aide logged in when the raid had one room left to destroy.

You didn't know that Eleusis was going to raid after Shallam, though.

Mishgul

Yes we did. They sent a memo.

Mishgul

To the Mhaldor people, My name is Jhui, leader of the Jhuish tribe. I am writing to inform you that today we are not going to grief you after the ShalLads are done with you. We have decided to extend an offer of peace. In exchange for not raiding you, we are going to raid you. 

our offer only stands if you exterminate whenever there are only three citizens in eleusis or less.

Yours radiantly,

Jhui.

P.S. Let penwize radiance you.

Tanris

 

Tanris

Tbf:

Check: Shallam/Ashtan raiding Mhaldor.
Check: Jhui logged in.
Check: Jhui bothers to stay logged in for duration of the current raid.
Check: Raid ends.
ct Eleusis inc.

I fully believe in the viability of this raid prediction technique.

Rajan

Check: Tanris posts a blank post.

Yep, pretty accurate predictions 'round here.

Hayte

Tanris said:

Tbf:

Check: Shallam/Ashtan raiding Mhaldor.
Check: Jhui logged in.
Check: Jhui bothers to stay logged in for duration of the current raid.
Check: Raid ends.
ct Eleusis inc.

I fully believe in the viability of this raid prediction technique.

You forgot Check: Jhui and/or Gyrth and/or Xio and/or Narcos and/or Yiwen sitting in the same room for more than a minute. Yesterday it was the bank!

Veldrin

Mishgul said:

To the Mhaldor people, My name is Jhui, leader of the Jhuish tribe. I am writing to inform you that today we are not going to grief you after the ShalLads are done with you. We have decided to extend an offer of peace. In exchange for not raiding you, we are going to raid you. 

our offer only stands if you exterminate whenever there are only three citizens in eleusis or less.

Yours radiantly,

Jhui.

P.S. Let penwize radiance you.

Shouldn't there have been some mention of Jhuidor in there somewhere? As a throwback to 2003-2004 or whenever it was

Jhui

You guys were pretty close:

- logged in, Xio, Gyrth, Yiwen are on.

- Raid time, brochachos.

- Hmm, raid Ashtan or Mhaldor? ( 1 week ago would have said Ashtan)

- Mhaldor f-cked us hard last night, let's raid them

- Sh-t, Shallam is raiding Mhaldor.

- Oh good, Sothantos died to a guard (had no idea they had been raiding for longer than 10 min)

- Wait 10 min, "mind sense Sothantos", in shallam

- Well that was fast, our turn.

- Xio, Yiwen, Gyrth, and me go to mountain to stir up trouble.

- Mhaldor doesn't bite.

- Move in to the city so that they can actually fight back without worrying about losing xp (ya we're nice like that, not complete d-cks)

- We assume we'll die and lose xp, but it's all in good fun

- Sh-t, these mofos just keep coming in and calling guards on us, we died a few times

- Aight, brotowns, let's dform and kill these guards they keep calling to us.

- I see Penwize on.  ask him to help kill guards.

- Mhaldor calls guards like we'd hoped, we kill them.

- Sanctioned raid and tried to destroy a room with 5 people (2 people without WP)

- Can't keep spark summoned, getting boring, let's kill some more guards

- kill 10 more guards, then leave.

Vaehl

no, noob.

Cahin

Why you guys even sanction if you're just gonna destroy no room and kill all of our guards.  Silly Eleusians.  You newbies need to repack your standard issue Eleusian raiding kit with some follow up, pause system, and summon spark triggers.

Cooper

Enjoy your willpower being destroyed in about 30 seconds.

Jhui

Cahin said:

Why you guys even sanction if you're just gonna destroy no room and kill all of our guards.  Silly Eleusians.  You newbies need to repack your standard issue Eleusian raiding kit with some follow up, pause system, and summon spark triggers.

we need that raiding kit so bad, summoning spark is the hardest part of our raids

Hayte

rofl I single handedly stopped you from summoning the spark(with a newb skill!). Thank god you didn't have any magi

Jhui

Penwize's brain poked him and said drop ember, get ember, then he was a Magi.  That was pretty smart.  But at that point, we were all out of WP

Hayte

Man screw that ember. I dunno if it has double proc chance cause evileye counts as two attacks or what, but it seemed like I couldn't get a hit in on him

Jhui

Hayte said:

Man screw that ember. I dunno if it has double proc chance cause evileye counts as two attacks or what, but it seemed like I couldn't get a hit in on him

Penwized

Anatral

Impaled upon the bardiche of an ormyrr guard, Canasius rasps his last breaths 

and dies.

4716h, 3339m, 24550e, 16223w, 89, cekdb-

Plunging his claws deep into Senoske's viscera, a muscular ormyrr rips the life

out of his victim.

4716h, 3339m, 24550e, 16223w, 89, cekdb-

Impaled upon the bardiche of an ormyrr guard, Senoske rasps his last breaths 

and dies.

4716h, 3339m, 24550e, 16223w, 89, cekdb-

Raising his voice in frenetic praise, an ormyrr priest has brought Skual to a 

gory death.

4716h, 3339m, 24550e, 16223w, 89, cekdb-

Impaled upon the bardiche of an ormyrr guard, Skual rasps his last breaths and 

dies.

4716h, 3339m, 24550e, 16223w, 89, cekdb-

Impaled upon the bardiche of an ormyrr guard, Ysebelle rasps her last breaths 

and dies.

4716h, 3339m, 24550e, 16223w, 89, cekdb-

Raising his voice in frenetic praise, an ormyrr priest has brought Tarkor to a 

gory death.

4716h, 3339m, 24570e, 16229w, 89, cekdb-

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

 

 +++++ Recovered BALANCE +++++ (3.437s)

4716h, 3339m, 24549e, 16229w, 89, cexkdb-

Impaled upon the bardiche of an ormyrr guard, Atalkez rasps his last breaths 

and dies.

4980h, 3339m, 24549e, 16229w, 94, cexkdb-(+264 Health) 

4980h, 3339m, 24549e, 16229w, 94, cexkdb-

Plunging his claws deep into Tarkor's viscera, a muscular ormyrr rips the life 

out of his victim.

4980h, 3339m, 24549e, 16229w, 94, cexkdb-

Impaled upon the bardiche of an ormyrr guard, Ada rasps her last breaths and 

dies.

4980h, 3339m, 24549e, 16229w, 94, cexkdb-

Plunging his claws deep into Ada's viscera, a muscular ormyrr rips the life out

of his victim.

4980h, 3339m, 24580e, 16235w, 94, cexkdb-

Impaled upon the bardiche of an ormyrr guard, Baldazar rasps his last breaths 

and dies.

4980h, 3339m, 24580e, 16235w, 94, cexkdb-

Impaled upon the bardiche of an ormyrr guard, Atalkez rasps his last breaths 

and dies. (8s)

4980h, 3339m, 24580e, 16235w, 94, cexkdb-ih

Impaled upon the bardiche of an ormyrr guard, Shunsui rasps his last breaths 

and dies.

4980h, 3339m, 24580e, 16235w, 94, cexkdb-

Raising his voice in frenetic praise, an ormyrr priest has brought Veldrin to a

gory death.

4980h, 3339m, 24580e, 16235w, 94, cexkdb-

Impaled upon the bardiche of an ormyrr guard, Friztic rasps his last breaths 

and dies.

4980h, 3339m, 24580e, 16235w, 94, cexkdb-

Impaled upon the bardiche of an ormyrr guard, Friztic rasps his last breaths 

and dies.

4980h, 3339m, 24580e, 16241w, 94, cexkdb-

Impaled upon the bardiche of an ormyrr guard, Veldrin rasps his last breaths 

and dies.

4980h, 3339m, 24580e, 16241w, 94, cexkdb-

Impaled upon the bardiche of an ormyrr guard, Veldrin rasps his last breaths 

and dies.

5244h, 3339m, 24580e, 16247w, 99, cexkdb-(+264 Health) 

Plunging his claws deep into Mizik's viscera, a muscular ormyrr rips the life 

out of his victim.

5244h, 3339m, 24580e, 16253w, 99, cexkdb-

Impaled upon the bardiche of an ormyrr guard, Mizik rasps his last breaths and 

dies.

Triak

See, Mhaldor is protected by more than their walls!