Memorable quotes

Synbios

Tharvis said:

To be fair, Darth @Gaiadoes roll off the vocalizer apparatus nicely.

Klendathu

A tiny, red-handed tamarin sits warily, her eyes wide...

Miniscule in size, this monkey is easy to miss, dark fur almost covering the tamarin's entire body. 
Only the bright orange and red fur covering her hands and feet betrays any indication of limbs. Her 
ears extend from either side of her head, looking almost human in shape while the dark orbs of her 
eyes dart warily back and forth. A thin black tail, easily the length of her body, curls around her 
protectively.
 A red-handed tamarin looks relatively helpless.
She weighs about 1 pounds and 3 ounce(s).
She is loyal to Athenas.
You see nothing in it.

Oathsworn Athenas (female Atavian).
She is 18 years old, having been born on the 14th of Valnuary, 641 years after the fall of the 
Seleucarian Empire.
She is unranked in Achaea.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is not known for acts of infamy.
She is a Settler in Targossas.
She is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.

Tohran

Tharvis said:

Gaia said:

Klendathu said:

(The Parthren Gare): Ernam says, "Anyone who doesn't agree with me is wrong."

That's my kinda guy.  

Dammit, you beat me to it. Though that really does provide a ton of insight into you, @Gaia‌

Vaehl

Nice to meet the quality players of today.

So this kid jumps me and tells one of my friends in the room that I teamed him:

34) You told Ernam: When did I team you?

35) Ernam told You: Yesterday you dolt.

36) You told Ernam: ..when?

37) Ernam told You: Last month.

38) You told Ernam: I wasn't even in the realms..

39) Ernam told You: Oops 2 months ago.

40) You told Ernam: You mean when you were raiding?

41) Ernam told You: I don't have such discussions with teamers, sorry.

42) You told Ernam: Haha.

43) Ernam told You: Grownup talks for grownups only.

44) You told Ernam: So funny.

You are ignoring:

You are ignored by:

Bluef                     Ernam

Naah

Ernam just gives everyone cancer. Don't mind him, just kill him solo, he'll un-ignore you, send you a stuck-up excuse, and then re-ignore you.
Targossas is just a really messed up place, with the leadership and all, the heathens will soon know their place.

UNDER MY IRON FIST AND BADJOKES. *Cackle*

Gibbi

Naah said:

Ernam just gives everyone cancer. Don't mind him, just kill him solo, he'll un-ignore you, send you a stuck-up excuse, and then re-ignore you.
Targossas is just a really messed up place, with the leadership and all, the heathens will soon know their place.

UNDER MY IRON FIST AND BADJOKES. *Cackle*

Naah. :U

Achilles

Naah said:

Ernam just gives everyone cancer. Don't mind him, just kill him solo, he'll un-ignore you, send you a stuck-up excuse, and then re-ignore you.
Targossas is just a really messed up place, with the leadership and all, the heathens will soon know their place.

UNDER MY IRON FIST AND BADJOKES. *Cackle*

Targossas is doing okay from what I can tell.  A few people don't make up an entire city despite what forums might insinuate. 

Greys

We have a concerted effort so the city doesn't degenerate into a group of thugs waving Light banners. We have good days and bad days with that work.

Anedhel

Y'all know Naah's trolling, right?

Jovolo

It's painful that he's tolerated in Targossas

Naah

Anedhel said:

Y'all know Naah's trolling, right?

QUIET HEATHEN.

BRING ME SUSTENANCE.

(no i don't think they did. )

Anedhel

Naah. Don't feel like it.

Vaehl

God I'm loving this. So this guy phases into Mhaldor, and we catch him after a tiny bit of chasing:

You slowly pull back an orcish flail, readying yourself for a devastating strike.

4072h 3122m 99%e 100%w |EE C M 

Dajio looks pale and gaunt as his body shudders on the end of the weapon.

4072h 3122m 99%e 100%w |EE C M 

You have recovered balance on all limbs. 2.814s

4072h 3122m 99%e 100%w XX|EE C M 

You strike the left leg of Dajio with a mighty blow.

Dajio's left leg has been beaten into uselessness.

4072h 3122m 99%e 100%w XX|EE C M 

(Party): Xer says, "Dajio's mana: 2722/3380 (80%)."

4072h 3122m 99%e 100%w XX|EE C M 

(Party): Xer says, "Dajio's mana: 2722/3380 (80%)."

4072h 3122m 99%e 100%w XX|EE C M 

Xer's Baalzadeen casts a piercing glance at Dajio.

4072h 3122m 99%e 100%w XX|EE C M 

[System]: Added unwield flail to your balance queue.

You cease wielding an orcish flail in your left hand.

4072h 3122m 99%e 100%w XX|EE C M 

[System]: Added wield daegger to your balance queue.

What do you wish to wield?

4072h 3122m 99%e 100%w XX|EE C M 

You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Xer.

4072h 3122m 99%e 100%w XX|EE C M 

Staring Breach/Paralyse

You stare at Dajio, giving him the evil eye.

Dajio's curseward shatters!

4072h 2997m 99%e 99%w XX|EE C M  (-125m, 3.5%)

You stare at Dajio, giving him the evil eye.

Horror overcomes Dajio's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.

4072h 2942m 99%e 99%w |EE C M  (-55m, 1.5%)

(Party): You say, "Dajio stared Breach/Paralyse."

4072h 2942m 99%e 99%w |EE C M 

(Party): Xer says, "Dajio's mana: 2284/3380 (67%)."

4072h 2942m 99%e 99%w |EE C M 

Xer steps down off of an ivory peryton.

4072h 2942m 99%e 99%w |EE C M 

An ivory peryton begins to follow Xer obediently.

4072h 2942m 99%e 99%w |EE C M 

(Party): Xer says, "Dajio's mana: 2284/3380 (67%)."

4072h 2942m 99%e 99%w |EE C M 

Xer's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

Xer's Baalzadeen casts a piercing glance at Dajio.

4072h 2942m 99%e 99%w |EE C M 

Staring Sleep/Sleep

Xer takes a long drag off his pipe.

4072h 2942m 99%e 99%w |EE C M 

You have recovered balance on all limbs. 2.107s

4072h 2942m 99%e 99%w XX|EE C M 

Black scales shimmer around Milenka as she enters from the east.

4072h 2942m 99%e 99%w XX|EE C M 

Dajio's mana stands at 1846/3380.

Dajio's mana is at 55%

4072h 2842m 99%e 99%w XX|EE C M  (-100m, 2.8%)

[Curing]: SIP MENTALITY

You take a drink from a stygian vial.

Your mind feels stronger and more alert.

4072h 3400m 99%e 99%w XX|EE C M  (+558m, 15.6%)

Your Baalzadeen casts a piercing glance at Dajio.

4072h 3400m 99%e 99%w XX| C M 

Dajio looks pale and gaunt as his body shudders on the end of the weapon.

4072h 3400m 99%e 99%w XX| C M 

(Party): Xer says, "Dajio's mana: 1408/3380 (41%)."

4072h 3400m 99%e 99%w XX| C M 

Faster than the eye can follow, Xer's Baalzadeen's blood-red hands shoot out and burrow into the 

chest of Dajio, whose body begins bucking and convulsing from the pain. Peeling back its lips to 

reveal its maw, the Baalzadeen roars in triumph and rips its powerful arms backwards, dragging an 

ephemeral, spiderweb substance with it: Dajio's soul.

Dajio has been slain by Xer.

A group of 2 plumbum flakes falls from Dajio's corpse.

A group of 2 ferrum flakes falls from Dajio's corpse.

A quicksilver droplet falls from Dajio's corpse.

A group of 2 aurum flakes falls from Dajio's corpse.

A magnesium chip falls from Dajio's corpse.

A magnesium chip falls from Dajio's corpse.

A potash crystal falls from Dajio's corpse.

A potash crystal falls from Dajio's corpse.

4072h 3400m 99%e 99%w XX| C M (take body)

You have recovered equilibrium. 2.797s

4072h 3400m 99%e 99%w XX|EE C M 

You pick up the corpse of Dajio.

4072h 3400m 99%e 99%w XX|EE C M 

There are no suitable corpses here from which to rip the heart.

4072h 3400m 99%e 99%w XX|EE C M 

There are no suitable corpses here from which to rip the heart.

4072h 3400m 99%e 99%w XX|EE C M 

The soul of Dajio says, "Ayoexel."

4072h 3400m 99%e 99%w XX|EE C M 

You may drink another health or mana elixir or tonic.

4072h 3400m 99%e 99%w XX|EE C M 

(Party): You say, "Combo."

4072h 3400m 99%e 99%w XX|EE C M 

Xer ceases to wield a deep red boomerang in his left hand.

4072h 3400m 99%e 99%w XX|EE C M 

Xer begins to wield a blackened cavalry shield with ivory accents in his right hand.

4072h 3400m 99%e 99%w XX|EE C M 

You ask in a raspy, grating voice, "Yeah?"

4072h 3400m 99%e 99%w XX|EE C M 

Shunai Bridge (road).

Snowflakes float down around you, colouring the world white. A sigil in the shape of a small, 

rectangular monolith is on the ground. Eyes flickering briefly from out of a bone hilt, this daegger 

appears to be alive and hovers close to its master's side. A noble hippogriff flaps its wings in 

agitation here. Antlers of jet black crown the head of a proud ivory peryton. A Baalzadeen demon 

towers over you, filling you with dread. There are 2 plumbum flakes in a group here. There are 2 

ferrum flakes in a group here. A quicksilver droplet is here, rolling across the floor. There are 2 

aurum flakes in a group here. There are 2 magnesium chips in 2 groups here. There are 2 potash 

crystals in 2 groups here.  The soul of Dajio roams the land, bodiless. The Black Dragon Milenka's 

imposing form looms. Father Xer Savril, Harbinger of Slaughter is here. He wields a blackened 

cavalry shield with ivory accents in his right hand.

You see exits leading east and west.

4072h 3400m 99%e 99%w XX|EE C M 

You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Xer.

4072h 3400m 99%e 99%w XX|EE C M 

Dajio Ward (male Atavian).

He is 33 years old, having been born on the 1st of Sarapin, 626 years after the fall of the 

Seleucarian Empire.

He is ranked 986th in Achaea.

He is the 28th ranked combatant with a rating of 100.

He is an extremely credible character.

He is one of the Infamous.

He is considered to be approximately 150% of your might.

He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.

His motto: 'THAT'S THE SPIRIT!'

See HONOURS DEEDS DAJIO to view his 1 special honours.

4072h 3400m 99%e 99%w XX|EE C M 

[WunderSys]: Paused

(PP)4072h 3400m 99%e 99%w XX|EE C M 

Curing disabled.

(PP)4072h 3400m 99%e 99%w XX|EE C M 

The soul of Dajio says, "I was going to leave you alone."

(PP)4072h 3400m 99%e 99%w XX|EE C M 

Xer eats a gypsum crystal.

(PP)4072h 3400m 99%e 99%w XX|EE C M 

Milenka takes a drink from an oaken vial.

(PP)4072h 3400m 99%e 99%w XX|EE C M 

A feeling of generosity spreads throughout you.

(PP)4072h 3400m 99%e 99%w XX| C M 

You have recovered equilibrium. 0.582s

(PP)4072h 3400m 99%e 99%w XX|EE C M 

You give the corpse of Dajio to Xer.

(PP)4072h 3400m 99%e 99%w XX|EE C M 

Xer rolls his eyes.

(PP)4072h 3400m 99%e 99%w XX|EE C M 

The soul of Dajio says, "Didn't know where you allied."

(PP)4072h 3400m 99%e 99%w XX|EE C M 

[WunderSys]: UNpaused

4072h 3400m 99%e 99%w XX|EE C M 

Curing activated.

4072h 3400m 99%e 99%w XX|EE C M 

Shunai Bridge (road).

Snowflakes float down around you, colouring the world white. A sigil in the shape of a small, 

rectangular monolith is on the ground. Eyes flickering briefly from out of a bone hilt, this daegger 

appears to be alive and hovers close to its master's side. A noble hippogriff flaps its wings in 

agitation here. Antlers of jet black crown the head of a proud ivory peryton. A Baalzadeen demon 

towers over you, filling you with dread. There are 2 plumbum flakes in a group here. There are 2 

ferrum flakes in a group here. A quicksilver droplet is here, rolling across the floor. There are 2 

aurum flakes in a group here. There are 2 magnesium chips in 2 groups here. There are 2 potash 

crystals in 2 groups here.  The Black Dragon Milenka's imposing form looms. The soul of Dajio roams 

the land, bodiless. Father Xer Savril, Harbinger of Slaughter is here. He wields a blackened cavalry 

shield with ivory accents in his right hand.

You see exits leading east and west.

4072h 3400m 99%e 99%w XX|EE C M 

Xer's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

Xer presses his hand over the abdomen of the unmoving body, chanting darkly. As an ethereal mist 

rises from its form and into Xer's hand, it gradually melds into the shape of a glowing spear.

4072h 3400m 99%e 99%w XX|EE C M 

You say in a raspy, grating voice, "Why."

4072h 3400m 99%e 99%w XX|EE C M 

Xer takes a long drag off his pipe.

4072h 3400m 99%e 99%w XX|EE C M 

You rub your hands together greedily.

4072h 3400m 99%e 99%w XX| C M 

You have recovered equilibrium. 0.513s

4072h 3400m 99%e 99%w XX|EE C M 

You say in a raspy, grating voice, "I am."

4072h 3400m 99%e 99%w XX|EE C M 

The soul of Dajio says, "Now I see the pansy pos you are."

4072h 3400m 99%e 99%w XX|EE C M 

Seeing his situation to be hopeless, Dajio embraces the cold clutches of death.

4072h 3400m 99%e 99%w XX|EE C M 

(Party): Xer says, "LOL."

PANSY POS

Dajio tells you, "Do you think Mhaldor's going to come save your ass?"

4072h 3100m 100%e 100%w XX|EE C M 

Dajio tells you, "You better go ahead and join that city."

Xer

I didn't defup after lesserforming. GG no truestare - so I just sapped instead lol

Mizik

@Tecton @Sarapis‌ @Vastar @Makarios

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/6e834362

VERY FUNNY

Achilles

Mizik said:

@Tecton @Sarapis‌ @Vastar @Makarios

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/6e834362

VERY FUNNY

Burst/Truedeath in a single prompt happened all the time to ormyrr stacks.

Such good bashing tho

Triak

At first I was

H: 8983 (100%), M: 9092 (100%) 34411w, 38360e 39.5% x|cdbk-  20:47:05.415
The repeated assaults of cold vapour overwhelms your body, and the world fades to black as you are
frozen solid.
You have been slain by a stream of cold vapour.

Then I was

Drawing from the well of your puissance, you invoke a dramatic chant in the dragon tongue. Your
voice resonates with each word, culminating in a wave of magical energy that you bend to your will
and thrust towards the Grandmaster of the Quisalis, bombarding her with the ancient power.
The Grandmaster of the Quisalis lets out a shrill, maniacal cackle before disappearing in a swirl of
her cloak.
You have slain the Grandmaster of the Quisalis, retrieving the corpse.
The Golden Braid tumbles out of the corpse of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.
Earthshaker tumbles out of the corpse of the Grandmaster of the Quisalis.
A jagged iconic shard appears and clatters to the ground.
A huge pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

Mizik

Achilles said:

Mizik said:

@Tecton @Sarapis‌ @Vastar @Makarios

https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/6e834362

VERY FUNNY

Burst/Truedeath in a single prompt happened all the time to ormyrr stacks.

Such good bashing tho

All of which has nothing to do with the fact that she summoned me after her death to where her corpse ended up at the Fog of Creation.

And her dumb army of undead things. I didn't even get deathsights. Miz just disappeared.

Jonathin

here you can have this

nooope, just kidding

Krypton

Related:

*******************************[ Relics status ]********************************
Name                                Location

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Luckbinder                          Held by the corpse of Ugrach, Lord of the
Und
the Rageblade                       The Reliquary of Proteus
the Golden Braid                    Held by Jhui
Earthshaker                         Held by Jhui
Bloodletter                         The Reliquary of Proteus
the Mindring                        The Reliquary of Proteus
the Dragon Bow                      Held by Kakarot
Paincatcher                         Held by Seragorn
the War Veil                        Held by Seragorn
the Eye of Discord                  The Reliquary of Proteus
Soulfinder                          Held by Ellodin
the Gauntlet of the Roaring Wave    The Reliquary of Proteus
Lifegiver                           Held by Ellodin
Huskmaker                           The Reliquary of Proteus
the Equilibrium Gem                 Held by Seragorn
********************************************************************************

Mmmk.

Strata

Vaehl said:

Nice to meet the quality players of today.

So this kid jumps me and tells one of my friends in the room that I teamed him:

...

That is your first warning. You will be issued next time because you are creating a toxic environment for people who just want to instigate conflict but not actually have to deal with the other team attacking them. Please do not let this make you sad. It's a new class skill that was added during your absence.

Van

Dragonslayer (male Human).

He is 18 years old, having been born on the 13th of Phaestian, 641 years after the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.

He is unranked in Achaea.

He is an extremely credible character.

He is not known for acts of infamy.

He is a Settler in Targossas.

He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.

Better watch your back, dragons. Jhui, I'm looking at you.

Tanae

Van said:

Dragonslayer (male Human).

He is 18 years old, having been born on the 13th of Phaestian, 641 years after the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.

He is unranked in Achaea.

He is an extremely credible character.

He is not known for acts of infamy.

He is a Settler in Targossas.

He is considered to be approximately over 9000% of your might.

Better watch your back, dragons. Jhui, I'm looking at you.

This is what it actually says when you honours him as a dragon.

Tharvis

Tanae said:

Van said:

Dragonslayer (male Human).

He is 18 years old, having been born on the 13th of Phaestian, 641 years after the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.

He is unranked in Achaea.

He is an extremely credible character.

He is not known for acts of infamy.

He is a Settler in Targossas.

He is considered to be approximately over 9000% of your might.

Better watch your back, dragons. Jhui, I'm looking at you.

This is what it actually says when you honours him as a dragon.

Van

Tisel

Dragonslayer was slain by a pygmy guard.

Maybe dragons had better worry about those pygmys

Amanu

Atleast Penwize does for always breaking reality.

Tisel

[redacted] was slain by a tiny halfling child. 

I'm sorry, but some times I find death notices hilarious.

Santar

You see the following people here:

Chiam, A ghostly figure

Took me 30 seconds to realize that the ghostly figure was me.

Asmodron

Van said:

Dragonslayer (male Human).

He is 18 years old, having been born on the 13th of Phaestian, 641 years after the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.

He is unranked in Achaea.

He is an extremely credible character.

He is not known for acts of infamy.

He is a Settler in Targossas.

He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.

Better watch your back, dragons. Jhui, I'm looking at you.

Omg....

@Dragonknight we found your kid!