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Hi guys. I know he's banned and won't read this, but I'd like to explain something regarding this;
From : Ernam, gate guard
To : Sir Vicious Lichlord, Knight of Horror
Subject: "Knighthood"
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During my years as a knight, I learned what the title of "Sir" is supposed to mean, and what things like
Honour and Chivalry are.
Almost every time I see you on the field of battle, you do things that would cast shame on a common
beggar - let alone a "Sir". Mhaldorian or not, you don't deserve that title, and you are insulting
everyone in this realm who wears the title.
Cast it off, or (attempt to) live up to the code of Honour you pretend to live by.
Ernam, gate guard
Penned by my hand on the 25th of Valnuary, in the year 659 AF.
<Ernam unsnubbed me to ask me a question about soulcage and right in the middle of replying he jumps me. As he has done plenty of times, thus forfeits honour>
treat all we meet with respect - until an individual has displayed that they are not worth such a simple courtesy.<< From HHELP HONOURABLEEVIL. this individual has done nothing in regards to honor, or respect. Even his own teammates were like "Don't listen to his cry wolf." He's a liar and a wannabe scam artist, who has lied to teammates about being jumped so they could help team (He needed a serpent to hold down a Mhaldorian magi for him to get the contract kill or whatever).
This is Honour to my standard -
-Ask for a duel first, if no response or a no, THEN go ahead and hunt them
*Dueling - Waiting for the other person to be fully ready before beginning, so that you can beat them at their best (true winning).
*Hunting - if a person (Usually happens) says No, sense them and kill them to true death. Don't go after them afterwards unless they retaliate.
*Say yes to every duel, UNLESS you can tell that person is just looking for easy wins (lots of those guys around). -I've dueled every person who has asked, even if I know I'm going to get obliterated. I'd rather die and be looked at as one who tried, then hoard textp as a weakling. Plus, practice practice practice.
-Be quiet (I can't stress this one enough) It's so much better to just be the strong silent type bad ass then trying to justify your side of whichever wrong you or another has done. I've learned this one the hard way.
-Be courteous. The women of Mhaldor are graced with titles such as ma'am, and orders are followed when they are given. If I'm asked to kill someone, I die or they die. Help those who ask. If someone looks like they need help but doesn't ask, maybe they're still trying to figure it out on their own and I can respect that.
-Learn combat. Being a knight means that people lean on you, even if they only do it when the going gets rough. You have to deliver or at least be a force enough to help deliver. Plus winning/dying together is always a bonding experience. Everything can be learned with practice.
This is just a jest of some of my thoughts on that applied to Achaea.
We could go over the life of St. Maurice, who was an african legionaire and credited in being the first ever knight, chivalry is completely based off of how bad ass this guy was. When the Pagan emporer Maximias ordered the Thebes legionara that St. Maurice commanded to offer sacrifices to the emporer and pagan gods, Maurice, a christian, knelt and said something immortalized in the western world. "I will serve you til my death, but God comes first." The emporer had him executed and performed the rite of Decimation (Behead every 5th man in the Legion). Instead, every 6000+ soldier in his legion chose beheading. That's the command a knight has.
So Ernam can say what he wants, that's his right, but I wouldn't be too keen on listening to it.
@Mhaldor
You guys call me a heathen so much, that it finally became a part of me.
I decided to take action.
He is 21 years old, having been born on the 2nd of Ero, 638 years after the fall of the Seleucarian
Empire.
He is ranked 1398th in Achaea.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is not known for acts of infamy.
He is a Citizen in Cyrene.
He is considered to be approximately equal to your might.
He is a Shield Bearer of Cyrene in the Vashnarian Shield.
His motto: 'The Dark is the Way, but Light is the Place.'
Lioli dies, her defences no match for the relentless might of Heathen Lodin, the Heathen.
@Lodin I was actually laughing at your title. Pretty awesome!
https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/6548b362
This fucking guy
https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/02016306
*******************************[ Relics status ]*******************************
Name Location
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Luckbinder Held by Mizik
the Rageblade Held by Oberion, King of the Fairies
the Golden Braid Held by Mizik
Earthshaker Held by Yuthka, the daemonic serpent
Bloodletter Held by Mithridates
the Mindring Held by Yuthka, the daemonic serpent
the Dragon Bow Held by Mizik
Paincatcher Held by Mizik
the War Veil Held by Mizik
the Eye of Discord Held by Mizik
Soulfinder Held by Ellodin
the Gauntlet of the Roaring Wave Held by Jhui
Lifegiver Held by Mizik
Huskmaker Held by Mizik
the Equilibrium Gem Held by Mizik
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- 2014/07/17 09:19:53 - Mizik dies, features contorted from the poison delivered by Bonko.
- 2014/07/17 09:19:57 - Mizik has been crushed beneath the flailing hooves of a crazed kelpie.
- 2014/07/17 09:20:00 - Mizik has been turned into a lifeless husk due to the lethal ministrations
of a fairy mistress.
*******************************[ Relics status ]*******************************
Name Location
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Luckbinder Held by Ugrach, Lord of the Undead
the Rageblade Held by Oberion, King of the Fairies
the Golden Braid Held by Ugrach, Lord of the Undead
Earthshaker Held by Yuthka, the daemonic serpent
Bloodletter Held by Mithridates
the Mindring Held by Yuthka, the daemonic serpent
the Dragon Bow The Reliquary of Proteus
Paincatcher Held by Ugrach, Lord of the Undead
the War Veil Held by Death Knight Lord Kemnast
the Eye of Discord Held by Ellodin
Soulfinder Held by Ellodin
the Gauntlet of the Roaring Wave Held by Jhui
Lifegiver The Reliquary of Proteus
Huskmaker Held by Jeramun, the Flame of the World
the Equilibrium Gem Held by Daeir
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Pwnt.
Best hour of God mode ever.
honours maurice
There is no such person, I'm afraid.
Psh...liar.
Decimation, for the record, is killing every tenth man. Deci = 10.
Language evolves and thus decimate, and decimation, has changed!
You missed the context, @Lucine. Sure, decimate has a new meaning now, but the original post was talking about the old meaning of decimate, which was a punishment where every tenth soldier would be beheaded. Vicious incorrectly said that it was every fifth soldier. @Anedhel's correction was, well, correct.
Okay, okay. I am sorry. I just get tired of hearing arguments about language meanings. In this case I was wrong.
Ok, now just rescind your disagree from @Anedhel's post, and you can be on your way with just a warning for this infraction.
Well, as long as I don't have to whip myself with a wet noodle or anything truly horrific.
get 50 gold from backpack;market paying to watch wet noodle whipping
Datrius thieves Eleusian, so
4870h, 3433m, 20695e, 18120w cexkdb-27.4 23:07:16.780
You order a cunning red fox to kill Datrius.
A cunning red fox obeys your command.
You order a grumpy badger to kill Datrius.
A grumpy badger obeys your command.
You order a grey wolf to kill Datrius.
A grey wolf obeys your command.
You order an ebony raven to kill Datrius.
An ebony raven obeys your command.
You order a small brown lemming to kill Datrius.
A small brown lemming obeys your command.
You order a gossamer butterfly to kill Datrius.
A gossamer butterfly obeys your command.
You order a timberwolf to kill Datrius.
A timberwolf obeys your command.
4870h, 3433m, 20695e, 18120w cexkdb-27.4 23:07:17.239
---He evades away some
4870h, 3083m, 20625e, 18100w cexkdb-27.4 23:07:30.280
Datrius tells you, "Good luck keeping up."
4870h, 3083m, 20625e, 18100w cexkdb-27.4 23:07:30.659
4870h, 3584m, 20631e, 18100w cexkdb-27.4 23:07:32.824
You tell Windstriker Datrius Esben-Gunnar, Keeper of the Storm, "Thanks."
4870h, 3584m, 20631e, 18130w cexkdb-27.4 23:07:35.530
---He activates my trap card
4870h, 3084m, 20452e, 18110w cexkdb-27.4 23:07:53.506
HIT --------- LEFT LEG
The final blow proves too much for Datrius, who falls to the floor a broken, bloody mess.
You have slain Datrius.
Slain - DATRIUS
Slain - DATRIUS
Slain - DATRIUS
Slain - DATRIUS
Slain - DATRIUS
4870h, 3084m, 20421e, 18110w cexkdb-28.2 23:07:53.652
Come join the Achaea discord!
dammit rom. How we going to get sents fixed when you post shit like his. Go fight jhui and post that log!
Totes thought I had my warps unlocked *shame*
projectiles + staff + 50k cr worth of arties is not a good gauge to balance sentinel!
That mofo almost beat me though.
plz jhui, i bet you tried to throw and he still couldn't kill as sentinel.
In your mind's eye, you see Florentino crushed by your meteor.
Florentino told You: Why are you fighting me?
You told Florentino: Cause I can.
Florentino told You: Surely you have better things to do. Go be a pest to the Ashtani.
You told Florentino: Nope.
Florentino told You: I'll issue you if you attack me when I'm not Infamous, how's that?
Florentino Milani, Abbadon's Whisper (male Atavian).
He is 110 years old, having been born on the 6th of Mayan, 549 years after the fall of the
Seleucarian Empire.
He is ranked 407th in Achaea.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is one of the Infamous.
He is a Dynamis in Mhaldor.
He is a Maggot in the army of Mhaldor.
He is considered to be approximately 30% of your might.
He is a Desert Roamer in the Fellowship of Explorers.
He is a member of the clan called 'Ordo Incensus Arboris.'
He is a member of the clan called 'Mhaldorian Cultural Committee.'
He is the clan head of the clan called 'Missionaries of Malevolence.'
He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
His motto: 'In war we find our peace, in Suffering our solace.'
Interesting chinchilla I got today while I was testing its reactions... Weird, creepy mutant rodent.
You take a short-tailed chinchilla from a crate marked "live animal inside".
A crate marked "live animal inside" crumbles to dust before your eyes.
You pet a short-tailed chinchilla ingratiatingly.
With jagged movements, a short-tailed chinchilla lowers to the floor in response to your touch.
You raise your hand in greeting to a short-tailed chinchilla and say "Hi!"
The cluster of eyes atop a short-tailed chinchilla's cephalothorax fix upon you.
Shifting slowly, a short-tailed chinchilla crawls across the floor in jagged, eerie movements.
You beckon to a short-tailed chinchilla.
Creeping to rest beside your feet, a short-tailed chinchilla eyes your movements with all eight of her beady orbs.
Message #12 Sent by Achaea
7/19/2:55 Your bug report (detail: The minipet a short-tailed chinchilla has tarantula emotes/reactions, instead of acting like a chinchilla. Interesting, but creepy.) - has been fixed. The following notes were included: It seems there was some weird cross-breeding that happened there. Filthy, amorous spiders!
34) You told Bonko: Why are you fighting me?
35) Bonko told You: Cause I can.
36) You told Bonko: Surely you have better things to do. Go be a pest to the Ashtani.
37) Bonko told You: Nope.
38) You told Bonko: I'll issue you if you attack me when I'm not Infamous, how's that?
39) You told Bonko: Griefed.
40) Bonko told You: Sounds good.
41) You told Bonko: Second only to lupine arrows in a Naga's arsenal.
42) Bonko told You: When can I expect your Targossas inspired issue?
Still trying too hard bro
Message #2081 Sent by Bonko
7/19/3:48 Teheehee
.
that's more like it
now leave my fucking warps alone
Fendrel crushes the air with his fists, a contorted grimace dominating his features.
Himself gasps and stumbles as an unseen force crushes the life breath out of him.
Fendrel collapses to the ground, his life snuffed out like a candle.
Himself has been slain by Fendrel.
The corpse of a death adder falls from Fendrel's corpse.
A group of 2 pinches of ground realgar falls from Fendrel's corpse.
A group of 5 aurum flakes falls from Fendrel's corpse.
A group of 10 magnesium chips falls from Fendrel's corpse.
The soul of Fendrel says in a deep-toned and grim voice, "And that son."
The soul of Fendrel says in a deep-toned and grim voice, "It how you choke a bitch."
(Party): Marcalo says, "You will want hypno in place."
(Party): Marcalo says, "When you attempt this lock."
(Party): Marcalo says, "So as to make it roughsex."
A vision of Aeon, Lord of Time appears in your mind. He beckons you to him and you feel the dawning of a new year.
Today is the 25th of Mayan, 660 years after the fall of the Seleucarian Empire. The phase of the moon is that of the Waning Crescent.
It is early winter.
In your world it is Saturday, the 19th of July, in the year 2014 GMT and Saturday, the 19th of July, in the year 2014 in your local timezone.
Darkness rules the land. It is deepest midnight.
The phase of the moon is that of the Waning Crescent.
In your world, it is 2014/07/19 13:13:30 GMT and 2014/07/19 09:13:30 in your configured timezone.
See HELP GMT for an explanation of GMT.
That love soon might end You are unbreaking
And be known in its aching Though quaking
Shown in this shaking Though crazy
Lately of my wasteland, baby That's just wasteland, baby
That love soon might end You are unbreaking
And be known in its aching Though quaking
Shown in this shaking Though crazy
Lately of my wasteland, baby That's just wasteland, baby
Today is the 1st of Sarapin, 660 years after the fall of the Seleucarian Empire. The phase of the
moon is that of the Full Moon.
It is mid-winter.
In your world it is Saturday, the 19th of July, in the year 2014 GMT and Saturday, the 19th of July,
in the year 2014 in your local timezone.
This bug is insane, an election ending ±48 hours before it should have, ships being dry-docked in a similar situation, shop taxes doubled. @Tecton I assume a timewarp is on the way?
Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."