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You point Brave Dragonfly at Murad.
~ (s)ex H:3310(100%) M:2680(100%)..(Aluciana)35% 01:29:00.872 ~
You say to Murad in a hollow baritone voice, "Fuck you."
~ (s)ex H:3310(100%) M:2680(100%)..(Aluciana)35% 01:29:00.877 ~
"Slowly disappear. Never really here."
I kinda like it!
Fuck off with your Black Crescent.
Mmm, yes, the dots are all connecting now....
8085h, 5981m, 34235e, 29690w exdb-deposit 10,000 gold Mhaldor Aristata Tithe
You need to be gracing the skies, Shapechanger.
I know the comma should not have been there but now I am wondering WTF was that command interpreted as by Achaea?
Tee hee.
Why yes, I am a veritable bastion of maturity and sensibility.
Hoist (Dragoncraft) Known: Yes
---------------------------------------------------------------
Syntax: HOIST <adventurer>
RELEASE <adventurer>
DEPOSIT
Deposit, eh? That's so much nicer than the 'drop' I usually do when I pitch someone at the ground....
Wait....why am I targetted, @Turoi
Also:
(Newbie): Varc says, "Oh my god, I thought you were all NPCs. I'm so sorry I ignored you earlier."
Annnnnd:
[spoiler] Atalkez flies up from the ground, carried by a pair of eagle's wings that flare with power.
Atalkez removes a pair of eagle's wings.
A nearly invisible magical shield forms around Atalkez.
Ernam begins to chant a rapid mantra.
Ernam stretches languidly.
Ernam ends his mantra as abruptly as it began.
Ernam cracks his knuckles with an audible 'pop'.
A massive, translucent hammer rises out of Ernam's tattoo and smashes Atalkez's magical shield.
Atalkez gives Ernam the once over.
Ernam twists his torso and sends a roundhouse towards Atalkez.
Ernam balls up one fist and hammerfists Atalkez.
He connects to the right leg!
Ernam balls up one fist and hammerfists Atalkez.
He connects to the right leg!
Ernam says with a quiet, Aalen accent, "Flee."
Ernam twists his torso and sends a roundhouse towards Atalkez.
Ernam balls up one fist and hammerfists Atalkez.
He connects to the right leg!
Atalkez pivots on his heel as he draws his blade from its scabbard and unleashes a retaliatory strike at Ernam.
Ernam balls up one fist and hammerfists Atalkez.
He connects to the right leg!
Ernam twists his torso and sends a roundhouse towards Atalkez.
Atalkez pivots on his heel as he draws his blade from its scabbard and unleashes a retaliatory strike at Ernam.
Ernam balls up one fist and hammerfists Atalkez.
He connects to the left leg!
Atalkez pivots on his heel as he draws his blade from its scabbard and unleashes a retaliatory strike at Ernam.
Ernam balls up one fist and hammerfists Atalkez.
He connects to the left leg!
You attempt to stifle your amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.
Ernam leaves to the northwest.
Ernam, Soldier of Heroism has broken Atalkez's spine with a backbreaker, slaying him.
Guess he should've fled....
[/spoiler]
Ashtani roleplay. Forum edited, for her pleasure.
(Party): You say, "Man I've got these cotton boxers. Not like stiff, like shirt cotton."
(Party): You say, "They're comfy."
(Party): Dunn says, "I'm rockin my granny panty boxers bc doing laundry."
(Party): You say, "Until they shove themselves all the way up my [butt], beyond, and make a new [butt]
crack out of my [testes]."
(Party): You say, "And explore new depths in said creation."
(Party): Dunn says, "The Void is real."
(Party): You say, "Hail Babel."
(Party): Dunn says, "All hail the Devouring Madness."
I... What?
Okay. You guys can keep Creation. We give up.
A female voice of heroic power bellows, "So, this is how a Soldier of Heroism attacks us? By running
away?"
(p) 3780h, 3260m, 16495e, 17800w 74 ex- 10:19:23.360
Yeah. Quit fighting unfair by not attacking numerically superior enemies, Ernam. This is why we can't have nice things.
But a hero always fight against uneven odds
I read it in the stories!
From Hogfather:
"And then Jack chopped down what was the world's last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement and trespass charges already mentioned, and all the giant's children didn't have a daddy any more. But he got away with it and lived happily ever after without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done. Which proves that you can be excused just about anything if you're a hero, because no-one asks inconvenient questions."
Susan Sto Helit taught me not to buy too much into stories -_-
Was sitting at On the Clouds watching duels when @Ayoxele came in
[spoiler] Ayoxele says in a low, raspy voice, "Hello everyone my name is Ayoxele."
Ayoxele says in a low, raspy voice, "And I have a problem."
"Heh heh heh," Atalkez chuckles.
You say with a breezy, forestal accent, "Hello Ayoxele."
Ayoxele says in a low, raspy voice, "Hi Aluciana."
You say with a breezy, forestal accent, "We all have problems."
Atalkez says in a silky, smooth tenor voice, "Greetings Ayoxele, you are welcome."
Ayoxele says in a low, raspy voice, "Ever since the age of eight."
You say with a breezy, forestal accent, "Our names start with A."
You begin to weep uncontrollably.
Ayoxele says in a low, raspy voice, "I was abused by my father."
Ayoxele says in a low, raspy voice, "Both physically, emotionally."
Atalkez ponders Ayoxele with a contemplative expression.
Ayoxele says in a low, raspy voice, "But also physically."
Ayoxele says in a low, raspy voice, "Then he died."
Ayoxele says in a low, raspy voice, "Ok who is next."
You point accusingly at Atalkez.
You say with a breezy, forestal accent, "Go, Atalkez, go."
Ayoxele coughs softly.
"Oh?" Atalkez exclaims quizzically.
Ayoxele says in a low, raspy voice, "Your turn."
Seftin raises his hand in the air.
Ayoxele sits down.
Ayoxele says in a low, raspy voice, "Ok Seftin go next."
Ayoxele creases his brow in a frown.
Seftin says in a deep, level voice, "What are we doing?"
You say with a breezy, forestal accent, "Talking about your problems."
Ayoxele nods his head emphatically.
You say with a breezy, forestal accent, "It's a self help group."
Ayoxele nods his head at you, showing his acceptance.
You nod your head slowly, trying to wear your best wise look.
Seftin says in a deep, level voice, "In that case."
A stone gargoyle flaps out to the south on grey leathery wings.
You say with a breezy, forestal accent, "Introduce yourself first, please."
Ayoxele says in a low, raspy voice, "What a dumb dumb."
Atalkez says in a silky, smooth tenor voice, "Hi, my name is Atalkez."
Ayoxele says in a low, raspy voice, "Hello Atalkez."
"Woot!" you shout excitedly at Atalkez.
You say with a breezy, forestal accent, "Hello Atalkez."
Sentinel Guardian Rom Corten says, "Hi Atalkez."
Atalkez says in a silky, smooth tenor voice, "I have an addiction."
"Oh?" Rom exclaims quizzically.
Ayoxele says in a low, raspy voice, "It's ok we all have problems here."
You nod your head slowly, trying to wear your best wise look.
Atalkez says in a silky, smooth tenor voice, "A bloodlust, if you will. I enjoy combat more than I should."
You stroke Atalkez's head in consolation.
Ayoxele gives a horrified gasp.
Ayoxele tries to cover up for his gasp.
You say with a breezy, forestal accent, "How long has it been since your last incident?"
Atalkez says to you in a silky, smooth tenor voice, "Mere moments."
Atalkez begins to weep uncontrollably.
Ayoxele says in a low, raspy voice, "It's ok Atalkez, just let it out."
You stroke Atalkez's head in consolation.
Ayoxele strokes Atalkez tenderly.
You say with a breezy, forestal accent, "There, there."
Atalkez says to you in a silky, smooth tenor voice, "I can't stop it, I have an itch everytime I see a Mark or Infamous come by."
Ayoxele says in a low, raspy voice, "And worst of all."
Ayoxele says in a low, raspy voice, "You lose."
Tears fill Ayoxele's eyes and begin to slowly run down his face.
"Heh heh heh," Rom chuckles.
You attempt to stifle your amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.
Atalkez gives Ayoxele a horrified gasp.
Atalkez says to Ayoxele in a silky, smooth tenor voice, "We don't talk about these things, I thought this was a place of comfort?"
Atalkez says in a silky, smooth tenor voice, "I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS."
Seizing Whispering Clouds from its scabbard, Atalkez grips the blade with a look of grim resolve and drives it into his
heart, killing himself.
Atalkez has been slain by misadventure.
You reach over to comfort Atalkez as he falls to the level of Almighty. [/spoiler]
19:26:53 You gather your legs under you and backflip out to the southeast.
19:26:53 Atop the ramparts of Tower Ton'lough (indoors).
19:26:53 An icewall is here, blocking passage to the northwest. Quite innocently, a
19:26:53 banana peel lies on the ground. Consecrating its surroundings, a raging pyre
19:26:53 burns white hot in homage to the Righteous Fire. There are 3 goldenseal roots in
19:26:53 a group here. There are 3 ginseng roots in 2 groups here. A piece of dried-out
19:26:53 kelp has been left here. The soul of Kelandra roams the land, bodiless.
19:26:53 Deaconess Xinna, Envoy of the West is here. She wields an ornate steel rapier in
19:26:53 her left hand and a Shield of Absorption in her right.
19:26:53 You see exits leading northwest and down.
19:26:53 Your movement causes your magical shield to dissipate.
19:26:53 4514h, 4112m cekdb-
19:26:53 Xinna takes a drink from an oaken vial.
19:26:53 4514h, 4112m cekdb-
19:26:53 The mystic glow on the Tarot card fades.
19:26:53 4514h, 4112m cekdb-
19:26:53 Xinna picks up a goldenseal root.
19:26:53 4514h, 4112m cekdb-
19:26:54
19:26:54 You have recovered balance on all limbs.
19:26:54 4514h, 4112m cexkdb-
19:26:54 Xinna picks up a goldenseal root.
19:26:54 4514h, 4112m cexkdb-
19:26:54 Xinna picks up a goldenseal root.
19:26:54 4514h, 4112m cexkdb-
19:26:54 Xinna picks up a ginseng root.
19:26:54 4514h, 4112m cexkdb-
19:26:54 Xinna picks up a ginseng root.
19:26:54 4514h, 4112m cexkdb-
19:26:54 Xinna picks up a piece of kelp.
19:26:54 4514h, 4112m cexkdb-
19:26:54 Xinna picks up a ginseng root.
19:26:54 4514h, 4112m cexkdb-
19:26:55 I see no "body" to take.
19:26:55 4515h, 4173m cexkdb-
19:26:56 Cresil ceases to wield a slender dirk with a polished marble blade in his right
19:26:56 hand.
19:26:56 4515h, 4173m cexkdb-
19:26:56 Cresil starts to wield a Lupine bow in his hands.
19:26:56 4515h, 4173m cexkdb-
19:26:56 Xinna ceases to wield a Shield of Absorption in her right hand.
19:26:56 4515h, 4173m cexkdb-
19:26:56 Xinna begins to wield a bard's flute in her right hand.
19:26:56 4515h, 4173m cexkdb-
19:26:56 Xinna's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
19:26:56 Xinna begins a Minuet in measured, precise tones, played only for you.
19:26:56 4515h, 4173m cexkdb-
19:26:56 A nearly invisible magical shield forms around Xinna.
19:26:56 4515h, 4173m cexkdb-
19:26:56 Xinna takes a long drag off her oaken pipe.
19:26:56 4515h, 4173m cexkdb-
19:26:56 Your left foot explodes in white hot pain as an arrow slams into it.
19:26:56 4515h, 4173m cexkdb-
19:26:57 You say in an upbeat voice, "Rude."
19:26:57 4515h, 4173m cexkdb-
19:26:57 An arrow flies in towards you.
19:26:57 It strikes you, gouging a deep and bloody wound.
19:26:57 Your insomnia has cleared up.
19:26:57 2984h, 4173m cexkdb-
19:26:57 You may drink another health or mana elixir or tonic.
19:26:57 2984h, 4173m cexkdb-
19:26:57 You clench your fists, grit your teeth, and banish all possibility of sleep.
19:26:57 2984h, 4073m cexkdb-
19:26:57 You take a drink from a fairy-shaped amber vial.
19:26:57 The tonic heals and soothes you.
19:26:57 matched
19:26:57 3834h, 4073m cexkdb-
19:26:58 Your injured foot cannot support your weight, and you almost fall.
19:26:58 3834h, 4073m cekdb-
19:26:58 The icewall to the northwest suddenly melts as a lash of fire strikes the
19:26:58 opposite side of it.
19:26:58 3834h, 4073m cekdb-
19:26:58 You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.
19:26:58 3834h, 4013m cekdb-
19:26:58 Xinna takes a drink from an oaken vial.
19:26:58 3834h, 4013m cekdb-
19:26:58 You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.
19:26:58 3834h, 3953m cekdb-
19:26:58 You must regain balance first.
19:26:58 3834h, 3953m cekdb-
19:26:58 You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.
19:26:58 3834h, 3893m cekdb-
19:26:58 You bleed 84 health.
19:26:58 3750h, 3893m cekdb-
19:26:58
19:26:58 You have recovered balance on all limbs.
19:26:58 3750h, 3893m cexkdb-
19:26:58 Your injured foot cannot support your weight, and you almost fall.
19:26:58 3750h, 3893m cekdb-
19:26:59 You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.
19:26:59 3750h, 3833m cekdb-
19:26:59 You must regain balance first.
19:26:59 3750h, 3807m cekdb-
19:26:59 A nearly invisible magical shield forms around Xinna.
19:26:59 3750h, 3807m cekdb-
19:26:59 You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.
19:26:59 3750h, 3747m cekdb-
19:26:59 You must regain balance first.
19:26:59 3750h, 3747m cekdb-
19:26:59 You must regain balance first.
19:26:59 3750h, 3747m cekdb-
19:26:59 You must regain balance first.
19:26:59 3750h, 3747m cekdb-
19:27:00
19:27:00 You have recovered balance on all limbs.
19:27:00 3750h, 3747m cexkdb-
19:27:00 An arrow flies in towards you.
19:27:00 You reach out and nimbly pluck the arrow from the air.
19:27:00 3750h, 3747m cexkdb-
19:27:00 Xinna ceases to wield a bard's flute in her right hand.
19:27:00 Xinna begins to wield a Shield of Absorption in her right hand.
19:27:00 3750h, 3747m cexkdb-
19:27:00 Cresil ceases to wield a Lupine bow.
19:27:00 3750h, 3747m cexkdb-
19:27:00 Cresil begins to wield a slender dirk with a polished marble blade in his right
19:27:00 hand.
19:27:00 3750h, 3747m cexkdb-
19:27:00 Cresil pricks you twice in rapid succession with his dirk.
19:27:00 You feel a tightening sensation grow in your lungs.
19:27:00 A prickly stinging overcomes your body, fading away into numbness.
19:27:00 3750h, 3747m cexkdb-
19:27:00 Lightning-quick, Xinna jabs your right leg with an ornate steel rapier.
19:27:00 The songblessing upon the rapier sings out with a piercing high note.
19:27:00 2894h, 3747m cexkdb-
19:27:00 You remove 1 magnesium, bringing the total in the Rift to 979.
19:27:00 2894h, 3747m cexkdb-
19:27:00 You eat a magnesium chip.
19:27:00 Your muscles unlock; you are no longer paralysed.
19:27:00 2894h, 3747m cexkdb-
19:27:00 You exert superior mental control and your wounds clot before your eyes.
19:27:00 2894h, 3687m cexkdb-
19:27:01 You touch the tree of life tattoo.
19:27:01 Your bronchial tubes open up and your asthma is cured.
19:27:01 2894h, 3687m cexkdb-
19:27:01 An arrow flies in towards you.
19:27:01 You reach out and nimbly pluck the arrow from the air.
19:27:01 2894h, 3687m cexkdb-
19:27:01 (Targossas): You say, "Deliver."
19:27:01 2894h, 3687m cexkdb-
19:27:01 You feel your blessed soul drawn toward Carmell as you are delivered out of
19:27:01 harm's way.
19:27:01 Rally point.
19:27:01 A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. Eyes keenly raised to the skies,
19:27:01 a cowled bow-maiden plucks idly at her bowstring. Poised for action, a
19:27:01 Blackstone swordsman observes the surrounds. Lambent energy pulses around the
19:27:01 skeletal frame of a Naxian mistweaver. An attentive Duskmere brawler stands
19:27:01 ready with his halberd, his keen eyes missing nothing. Gripping a broadsword, a
19:27:01 Shornwall defender crouches slightly in anticipation. A rugged war goat stands
19:27:01 here, gnawing on the leather bit of its reins. Small gouts of fire blossom from
19:27:01 the nostrils of this small humgii, as he snorts in abject disgruntlement. A
19:27:01 stubborn mule wanders about here, nosing at the ground. Towering above you, this
19:27:01 massive mammoth has a thick, shaggy hide and long yellowed tusks. Playing
19:27:01 endlessly with its long floppy ears, a small burro stands here quietly. A single
19:27:01 grain of sand lies here. There are 2 length of bone here. A noble hippogriff
19:27:01 flaps its wings in agitation here. The shining figure of a guardian angel floats
19:27:01 in the air here. Like a mountain against the wind, a storm bull is standing
19:27:01 here, motionless. There are 2 Nairat Black cigars here. A Divertimento Naturale
19:27:01 cigar lies to one side here. A Kelley's Choice cigar lies to one side here. A
19:27:01 Thera's Finest cigar lies to one side here. A large barracks is here providing
19:27:01 the city's forces with rest and refuge. Devout Cathy Kesar is here. She wields a
19:27:01 Soulpiercer in her left hand and a bard's flute in her right. Harbinger Carmell
19:27:01 Bayt Al-Azhan, Caefir Priestess is riding on a noble hippogriff. She wields a
19:27:01 bronze mace wreathed in flame in her left hand and a Shield of Absorption
19:27:01 bearing the Divine Order arms of Deucalion in her right.
19:27:01 You see exits leading south, southwest, and west.
pff
take it like a man
Penwize has cowardly forfeited the challenge to mortal combat issued by Atalkez.
The mental image was killing me, had to take a drink of water from laughing so hard. >.< Poor Eiredhel thought she had already seen the worst! She's going to end up with Post Traumatic Dream Disorder and develop insomnia.
Meow, meow, etc.
Eiredhel's Family Tree
(Market): Ayoxele says, "Selling free punches on Carmain. 50 gold each."
free?
5423h, 5457m, 24908e, 27168w excdbk 75.8% E|W 20:23:12.848
You wave your hand over the brazier tattoo and summon Goggo to you.
Gunholf moves out of the shadows to stand protectively next to Goggo.
A fearsome forest wyvern tells you, "Goggo has arrived at my location."
With an agonising scream, the tortured wood of the walkway gives way and several chunks break off, spiralling peacefully to the ground below. With all the grace of an elephant, Goggo follows suit, his arms flailing around as he tumbles down to the ground below.
5423h, 5457m, 24908e, 27168w xcdbk 75.8% E|W 20:23:13.190
well then...
Damn, Yudhi got hot. #thirsty
Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."
You just received message #4514 from Bonko.
Message #4514 Sent by Bonko
7/12/12:52 HOLY SHIT SERP SO FAST.
Ooo, Bonko wanted to talk to *me*!
You sent the following message to Bonko:
I HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED IT YET I'M SUPER PUMPED THO.
You just received message #4515 from Bonko.
(Ashtan): Johen, a young cardshark says, "I'm in trouble here at 'Blackjack room in the Pheidas Parlour!'"Message #4515 Sent by Bonko
7/12/12:53 WATCH HOW FAST I CAN KILL YOUR DENIZENS.
(Ashtan): Johen, a young cardshark says, "They got me.....they got me...."
(Ashtan): Dielia says, "Someone help me! Please!"
(Ashtan): Dielia says, "Don't forget me, Ashtan."
You sent the following message to Bonko:
God fucking dammit.
(Ashtan): You say, "Bonko in."
(Ashtan): Croesus, the roulette attendant says, "Someone help me! Please!"
(Ashtan): Croesus, the roulette attendant says, "Blackness . . . everywhere . . . goodbye . . . "
You just received message #4516 from Bonko.
Message #4516 Sent by Bonko
7/12/12:53 Lmao.
You sent the following message to Bonko:
Y u do this.
(Ashtan): Amadia, jeweller of the Bastion says, "I'm in trouble here at 'Amadia's Jewellery Shoppe of Ashtan!'"
(Ashtan): Amadia, jeweller of the Bastion says, "They got me.....they got me...."(Ashtan): Maricel, an old woman says, "Ahhh! Send help quick to Amadia's Jewellery Shoppe of Ashtan!'"
(Ashtan): Maricel, an old woman says, "AAAHHHH!!!! I'M NOT READY TO DIE!"
You sent the following message to Bonko:
I don't even.
readlog ashtan
2014/07/12 12:53:14 - Bonko slew Johen, a young cardshark.2014/07/12 12:53:23 - Bonko slew Dielia.
2014/07/12 12:53:31 - Bonko slew Croesus, the roulette attendant.
2014/07/12 12:53:56 - Bonko slew Amadia, jeweller of the Bastion.
2014/07/12 12:54:05 - Bonko slew Maricel, an old woman.
2014/07/12 12:54:40 - Bonko slew Chef Procurio.
2014/07/12 12:55:25 - Bonko slew Jael, the Tsol'aa masseuse.
2014/07/12 12:55:32 - Bonko slew Aiden, a Tsol'aa masseur.
2014/07/12 12:56:17 - Bonko slew a gaunt young artist.
2014/07/12 12:56:57 - Bonko slew Philemon, the Ashtan scribe.
2014/07/12 12:57:20 - Bonko slew Abrecan, the Magistrate.
2014/07/12 12:58:49 - Bonko slew Bebe, the bartender.
2014/07/12 12:59:00 - Bonko slew Remick, the troll cook.
2014/07/12 12:59:31 - Bonko slew a drunk.
2014/07/12 12:59:44 - Bonko slew a filthy urchin.
2014/07/12 12:59:51 - Bonko slew a haggard old man.
2014/07/12 13:00:14 - Bonko slew a drunk.
2014/07/12 13:00:26 - Bonko slew a filthy urchin.
TECTON SARAPIS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE CHANGE IT BACK IT'S NOT WORTH IT
(Party): Marcalo says, "You will want hypno in place."
(Party): Marcalo says, "When you attempt this lock."
(Party): Marcalo says, "So as to make it roughsex."
(Purposely chose a gif with a hashtag to make it a little more bearable for Mhaldor!)
13) Bonko told You: Now.
14) Bonko told You: C/p the logs and go post them in the bashing change thread after my post.
18) Bonko told You: HURRY UP AND POST IN QUOTES MY GOD.
19) You told Bonko: OH MY GOD GET OFF MY ASS.
20) You told Bonko: Done.
23) Bonko told You: Lmao ty bb.
26) You told Bonko: You're.. welcome? Thank you?
29) Bonko told You: Yes, cause im hilarious and thats y u love me.
No, thank YOU for the opportunity to be served you goddamn beautiful disaster.
(Party): Marcalo says, "You will want hypno in place."
(Party): Marcalo says, "When you attempt this lock."
(Party): Marcalo says, "So as to make it roughsex."