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You tell Turoi, "Was afk..."
(p) 0h|0%, 2895m|85%, 100w%, 100e%, Target:hirst XP:92.8%tell Turoi The hell
You tell Turoi, "The hell."
(p) 0h|0%, 2895m|85%, 100w%, 100e%, Target:hirst XP:92.8%embrace death
You cannot do that while dead.
(p) 0h|0%, 2895m|85%, 100w%, 100e%, Target:hirst XP:92.8%
You are dead, perhaps you should "Embrace Death".
(p) 0h|0%, 2895m|85%, 100w%, 100e%, Target:hirst XP:92.8%
(The Midnight Crew): Carmain says, "Mathonwy are you excited about what will happen in 22 days."
Your mana drains away as you concentrate on maintaining a link with the living.
(p) 0h|0%, 2745m|81%, 100w%, 100e%, Target:hirst XP:92.8%(-150m, 4.4%) embrace death
You cannot do that while dead.
Wuhoh....
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One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important
@Saeva's voice quietly thrums in your mind as she tells you, "You're so fat that even your clothes have stretch marks."
Saeva snorts in amusement, sending tiny wisps of dust scattering in all directions.
"Ummmm," you say uncertainly.
Saeva's voice quietly thrums in your mind as she tells you, "You're so fat, when you fell in love you broke it."
You tell Cleric Saeva Aristata, "You are so fat that."
You tell Cleric Saeva Aristata, "Your heels are now all sandals."
You tell Cleric Saeva Aristata, "Served via haiku."
Saeva looks at her feet.
Saeva creases her brow in a frown.
An ominous feeling descends upon you as Saeva turns her gaze upon you.
A sudden sense of panic overtakes you as the draconic curse manifests, afflicting you with sensitivity.
Your hearing is suddenly restored.
Saeva's nostrils flare wildly with a great rush of air as her sinuous body contracts and her mouth opens wide to emit a rippling, unbroken roar that reverberates through your body.
Saeva smirks.
#JustMhaldorthings
That love soon might end You are unbreaking
And be known in its aching Though quaking
Shown in this shaking Though crazy
Lately of my wasteland, baby That's just wasteland, baby
@Mathonwy proudly shows off a rich cassock of crimson silk brocade:
Merging elements from both clergy and aristocracy, this garment is tailored as
well as it is unique. The luxurious material, dyed cardinal red, bears a
burgundy pattern of twisting brambles and elongated thorns that contrasts well
with the lighter surface. A row of small golden buttons, each embossed faintly
with an escarbuncle, fastens the garment snugly from its high starched collar to
the waist, a similar medallion solely for ornamentation adorning the wrist of
both sleeves. The remaining fabric drapes elegantly to the knees, fluttering and
cracking smartly like a battle flag when in motion. Embroidered on the back in
thread of muted gold, a stylised crow is displayed prominently, wings splayed
across the shoulders and tail feathers trailing down the spine.
Your voice quietly thrums as you tell Droch Mathonwy Corso, "Did you have to rob
a merchant clothier to get enough darts of cloth to have it crafted? To cover
your enlarged rump and bubbling love handles?"
Mathonwy tells you, "No, instead I cast."
Mathonwy tells you, "The stormiest of hammers..."
Mathonwy tells you, "Fat gold dragonhide."
Your eyes bug out of your head in wonder.
@Trey tilts his head curiously.
You say to Trey, "Droch Mathonwy is throwing his -weight- around."
Trey looks sceptical and says with a lilting accent, "Sounds like something a
fatty would do."
Droch Mathonwy Corso says to Trey, "Unfortunately I haven't risen high enough in
the city to have the srt of weight that Cleric Saeva has to her name."
You nod your head in agreement.
You say to Trey, "Indeed."
You narrow your eyes at Mathonwy and exhale in a loud, trumpeting blast as you
snort derisively.
Droch Mathonwy Corso says to Trey, "As a dragon, she's certainly far more weight
than I. Mhaldor rewards attaining it, after all."
Your mood noticeably darkening, you glower sullenly at your surroundings.
Trey says innocently with a lilting accent, "Rewards it with what, may I ask?
Pies and cakes?"
Trey says sweetly to you with a lilting accent, "Not that you're showing it,
Cleric."
Trey pats you in a friendly manner.
A deep crease forms across your forehead as you furrow your brow.
Mathonwy coughs suddenly, the sound suspiciously sounding a bit like stifled
laughter.
#truesuffering
P sure she won this exchange.
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You tell Cleric @Saeva Aristata, "Off in the distance."
You tell Cleric Saeva Aristata, "Sounds a world-shattering thud!"
You tell Cleric Saeva Aristata, "Saeva tried to jump."
Opening her mouth wide, Saeva gapes in wonder.
Saeva huffs indignantly.
You utter a deep, rumbling laugh.
Saeva's voice quietly thrums in your mind as she tells you, "Does it take practice?"
Saeva's voice quietly thrums in your mind as she tells you, "Being so fat and squishy."
Saeva's voice quietly thrums in your mind as she tells you, "The real Suffering."
Saeva's voice quietly thrums in your mind as she tells you, "Trapped in the gatehouse."
Saeva's voice quietly thrums in your mind as she tells you, "Unable to fit through doors."
Saeva's voice quietly thrums in your mind as she tells you, "I guess eat the pets."
You tell Cleric Saeva Aristata, "You are so fat that."
You tell Cleric Saeva Aristata, "Even your mind thrums at me."
You tell Cleric Saeva Aristata, "Eat a damn salad."
Opening her mouth wide, Saeva gapes in wonder.
Saeva gripes about life in general.
- 2014/07/08 18:04:57 - Punished for insolence, Akayla has perished at the hands of Belladona, Queen of Vampires.
- 2014/07/08 18:05:04 - Punished for insolence, Derchios has perished at the hands of Belladona, Queen of Vampires.
- 2014/07/08 18:05:29 - Punished for insolence, Santor has perished at the hands of Belladona, Queen of Vampires.
- 2014/07/08 18:05:31 - Punished for insolence, Evvi has perished at the hands of Belladona, Queen of Vampires.
- 2014/07/08 18:05:32 - Punished for insolence, Evvi has perished at the hands of Belladona, Queen of Vampires.
- 2014/07/08 18:05:44 - Punished for insolence, Hellen has perished at the hands of Belladona, Queen of Vampires.
- 2014/07/08 18:05:55 - Punished for insolence, Inc has perished at the hands of Belladona, Queen of Vampires.
- 2014/07/08 18:05:58 - Punished for insolence, Inc has perished at the hands of Belladona, Queen of Vampires.
- 2014/07/08 18:06:02 - Punished for insolence, Kytar has perished at the hands of Belladona, Queen of Vampires.
- 2014/07/08 18:06:10 - Punished for insolence, Twil has perished at the hands of Belladona, Queen of Vampires.
- 2014/07/08 18:06:36 - Punished for insolence, Hellen has perished at the hands of Belladona, Queen of Vampires.
- 2014/07/08 18:06:59 - Punished for insolence, Valkyre has perished at the hands of Belladona, Queen of Vampires.
- 2014/07/08 18:07:08 - Punished for insolence, Hexan has perished at the hands of Belladona, Queen of Vampires.
Welp. Hashan down.
You know, I always enjoyed the subtle and rather ambigious 'relationship' Belladona had shared with Hashan (mainly to Twilight, but she respected Hashan because she viewed it as "His city"). In the past it was very rarely ever brought up, and I believed only used once in an event, wherein belladona sought Hashan as an ally for a plot. I would love if, with the resurgence of Twilightism, that this relationship was somehow brought back up in some cunniving and suspiciously malicious ways.
Heil Twilight!
(Party): Kyttin says, "I thought Florentino was a he?"
(Party): Davio says, "Who knows what Florentino is, you never see them in the room with you long
Sorry, Flore, but it made me laugh. Stillenough to check."
He checks our genders when we are in teh room with him?
I need an adult
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One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important
Let's just say that his personal assignment is to check enemies for special information.
Why is someone confused about the gender of a character whose name ends in -o?
Granted, it starts with Flor-.
0 is clearly feminine, while 1 is the opposite: a phallic symbol. Dude I just came up Dan Brown's next plot hook.
I thought @Strata was a girl at first. My character is still obsessed with him, though!
Wait Strata isnt a girl??
It's hard for me to see a name like @Juniko and not at first assume it's a male character. (Juniko is a female character in the game)
the Dragon Bow Held by Jeramun, the Flame of the World
I do not want to know his damage right now.
Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."
Duel?
@Caladbolg tells you, "Nah, waiting out till knight changes just checking my abilities and such."
That's a new one. Someone throw this dude a wiki, that he may master abilities he's used for 8 irl years.
"Hey guys where is the other site?"
"Over this way"
"Ok done testing Bloodletter, on my way!"
You leave the wilderness.
...well fuck.Flying above Entrance to the Digsite of Luck (indoors).
You may ENTER the WILDERNESS map from here.
You see a single exit leading northwest.
As there is not room to fly here, you find yourself on the ground.
8030h, 7381m, 33880e, 29010w cexkdb-northwest
A rocky chamber (indoors). 19:36:25:992
You see exits leading north, northeast, southeast, and down.
8030h, 7381m, 33898e, 29010w cexkdb-
Your life is snuffed out by the catastrophic cave-in of the digsite. 19:36:26:801
A clouded piece of quartz falls out of your inventory.
A broken pot falls out of your inventory.
A clouded piece of quartz falls out of your inventory.
A length of bone falls out of your inventory.
A length of bone falls out of your inventory.
A clouded piece of quartz falls out of your inventory.
A length of bone falls out of your inventory.
A clouded piece of quartz falls out of your inventory.
A length of bone falls out of your inventory.
A shard of chitin falls out of your inventory.
All your golden sovereigns fall from your lifeless hands.
People always think I'm a boy... the t is apparently masculine
wtf? Oh this gonna be good
... inspiring...
ok that makes sense
Targossas got their own verbal genius. Seems like that poster had much thought put into it.
(Party): Corr says, "<NAME REDACTED> is in <LOCATION REDACTED>."
(Party): You say, "Good point."
Snareman Kindfire says, "Uh."
(Party): Arralana says, "That was sarcasm."
(Party): You say, "Who wants to be our flayer?"
(Party): Snareman says, "I'm so going to lose this relic, haha."
(Party): Corr says, "Not it."
(Party): Snareman says, "Not it."
(Party): Pertius says, "Not it."
(Party): Arralana says, "Not it."
(Party): You say, "Pussies."
(Party): Snareman says, "Haha."
(Party): You say, "FINE."
Gaiz this is why our big team ganks don't ever work
(Party): Marcalo says, "You will want hypno in place."
(Party): Marcalo says, "When you attempt this lock."
(Party): Marcalo says, "So as to make it roughsex."