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(Project 9): Strata says, "Goodbye cruel world."
3001h, 3392m, 13905e, 15000w cexk (@tarAff) (nil) 32%-
(Project 9): Strata says, "Goodbye cruel world."
3001h, 3392m, 13905e, 15000w cexk (@tarAff) (nil) 32%-
(Project 9): Strata says, "Goodbye cruel world."
3001h, 3392m, 13905e, 15000w cexk (@tarAff) (nil) 32%-
(Project 9): Strata says, "Goodbye cruel world."
3001h, 3392m, 13905e, 15000w cexk (@tarAff) (nil) 32%-
(Project 9): Strata says, "Goodbye cruel world."
3001h, 3392m, 13905e, 15000w cexk (@tarAff) (nil) 32%-
Strata has fallen victim to the extraordinary powers of Davio Op'Shae, Guardian of the Blades.
3001h, 3392m, 13905e, 15000w cexk (@tarAff) (nil) 32%-
Strata has bled out, slain by the might of Sentinel Raven Talya, Oaken Hand.
Gudbye Stratuh
(Party): Marcalo says, "You will want hypno in place."
(Party): Marcalo says, "When you attempt this lock."
(Party): Marcalo says, "So as to make it roughsex."
Your body begins to convulse, and as a scream that won't come claws frantically at your throat, your
back snaps from the sheer force of the spasms, killing you instantly.
You have been slain by Isaiah.
A goldenseal root falls out of your inventory.
A Mhojave falcon falls out of your inventory.
A piece of kelp falls out of your inventory.
A bloodroot leaf falls out of your inventory. (32.649s) (34.602s) (44.282s) (32.65s) (20.754s) (30.868s) (9.87s) (34.332s) (35.64s) (36.27s) (40.233s) (36.271s) (42.271s)
(svo): Your max health decreased by 255h/7% to 3972.
(svo): We died.
(p) +595|14 +519|14 +106 +97 Isaiah|PZWF)) 18:17:17.483 (-39h, 1.0%)
Your mana drains away as you concentrate on maintaining a link with the living.
(p) +0|0 +3276|94 +100 +97 Isaiah|PZWF)) 18:17:27.226 (-595h, 15.0%, +2757m, 79.7%)
Isaiah says in a cold, empty voice, "Come to mhaldor."
(p) +0|0 +3276|94 +100 +97 Isaiah|PZWF)) 18:17:31.361
Isaiah says something unintelligible.
(p) +0|0 +3276|94 +100 +97 Isaiah|PZWF)) 18:17:34.823
I feel so loved.
- Limb Counter - Fracture Relapsing -
"Honestly, I just love that it counts limbs." - Mizik Corten
(Project 9): Jinsun says, "Duel then?"
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(Project 9): Kaie says, "Probably."
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(Project 9): Draqoom says, "Nah!"
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(Project 9): Jinsun says, "See."
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(The Midnight Crew): Karai says, "I mean if death tarot allows it, make mindprint work the same, plz
=[."
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(Party): You say, "Where Draqoom."
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(Project 9): Micaelis says, "Jinsun easy to beat."
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(Project 9): Draqoom says, "Mizik is around smelling for me, I can tell."
Legit laughed at this one:
https://ada-young.appspot.com/pastebin/8c238c2e
Penwize has cowardly forfeited the challenge to mortal combat issued by Atalkez.
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Dunn says in a deep, hollow voice, "You have to be one of the more annoying people I've ever had to
deal with."
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(The Warriors of Sapience): Strata says, "They actually changed rakia near the end."
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The light snow continues, lightly coating you with snowflakes.
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(Party): Hirst says, "Holy fucking god."
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(The Warriors of Sapience): You say, "As opposed to Oughlor, who was never relevant."
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(Party): Fendrel says, "Dalien (1) ENTERED Ashtan!"
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Rip nods his head emphatically.
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(Party): Hirst says, "Our icon is 65.2%."
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(Ashtan): Hirst says, "Anybody ahve shards?"
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Fendrel takes a drink from a fairy-shaped amber vial.
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(The Warriors of Sapience): Rangor says, "Plz strata, you don't have to keep talking about what's
easier than the other."
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(The Warriors of Sapience): You say, "Teleporting to whatever obscure location
."
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(The Warriors of Sapience): Strata says, "If we even LoS'd someone standing on Rakia, she'd aggro on
you and come right to your room and kill you."
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(Party): Fendrel says, "TARGET Dalran."
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Rip Cobra, Problem Child says, "Your boyfriend Hirst sames the same."
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Dalran's eyes lose their focus suddenly.
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You cease to wield a Lupine bow.
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You begin to wield an eye sigil in your right hand.
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Your grip is already relaxed.
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Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
You cast the eye sigil at the ground, and it bursts with a flash of light.
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You begin to wield a sharpened buckawn's spine in your left hand.
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(Party): Fendrel says, "Disrupt on Dalran."
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You take a long drag off your pipe. (6 malachite left)
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Your lungs have recovered enough to smoke another mineral or plant. (1.492s)
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(Party): Nemutaur says, "Lets do this."
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In the distance you hear a guard yell, "Rip is now considered an enemy of the City of Ashtan, you
are ordered to kill him on sight!"
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An Ashtani corsair swipes his cutlass across Rip's chest, the keen blade striking true.
An Ashtani corsair swipes his cutlass across Rip's chest, the keen blade striking true.
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Rip takes a drink from a cedarwood vial.
4320h, 3798m, 19425e, 19085w cexkdb-
Rip eats a potash crystal.
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Rip spits on the ground in disgust.
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Swinging his off-hand, an Ashtani corsair catches Rip on the temple.
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Rip takes a drink from an oaken vial.
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Swinging his off-hand, an Ashtani corsair catches Rip on the temple.
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(Market): Bludthorn says, "Seeking a skilled and knowledgeable monk to teach me a few things."
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(The Warriors of Sapience): Alrena says, "Oughlor has been buffed time and again, though."
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First clipping him under the chin with an uppercut, an Ashtani corsair plunges his envenomed cutlass
into Rip's unprotected belly.
Rip has been slain by an Ashtani corsair.
A starburst tattoo flares and bathes Rip in red light.
A magnesium chip falls from Rip's person.
A ferrum flake falls from Rip's person.
A length of rope falls from Rip's person.
A length of rope falls from Rip's person.
A plumbum flake falls from Rip's person.
A plumbum flake falls from Rip's person.
A quartz grain falls from Rip's person.
A potash crystal falls from Rip's person.
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An Ashtani corsair says, "That was fun. Time for a drink."
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First clipping him under the chin with an uppercut, an Ashtani corsair plunges his envenomed cutlass
into Rip's unprotected belly.
Swinging his off-hand, an Ashtani corsair catches Rip on the temple.
4320h, 3798m, 19425e, 19085w cexkdb-
Swinging his off-hand, an Ashtani corsair catches Rip on the temple.
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Rip takes a drink from an oaken vial.
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Rip takes a long drag off his pipe.
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Rip flips the bird.
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Rip clenches his fists and grits his teeth.
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Rip applies a quicksilver droplet to himself.
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Rip takes a drink from an oaken vial.
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(Party): Dalran says, "TARGET Rip."
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As Dalran draws Evening Smoke from its scabbard, he drives the pommel into Rip's chin.
Ducking behind him, Dalran strikes at Rip's hamstring with a rigid, practised grip.
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You feel an aura of rebounding surround you.
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(Party): Dalran says, "Hamstring on Rip."
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First clipping him under the chin with an uppercut, an Ashtani corsair plunges his envenomed cutlass
into Rip's unprotected belly.
4320h, 3798m, 19445e, 19085w cexkdb-
A look of extreme focus crosses the face of Rip.
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Rip eats a quartz grain.
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Rip takes a drink from a cedarwood vial.
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(Ashtan): Rotose says, "I have about 500 pounds of them."
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An Ashtani corsair swipes his cutlass across Rip's chest, the keen blade striking true.
Rip has been slain by an Ashtani corsair.
What happened with that guy anyway
Penwize has cowardly forfeited the challenge to mortal combat issued by Atalkez.
Have you seen his age?
He went senile obviously.
(Project 9): Dresian says, "Julio stands here wielding a rake in each hand."
"Slowly disappear. Never really here."
I'll still take this one: Dresian has bled out, slain by the might of Mariachi Jose Rosado guitar.
You tell Admiral Santar Darkwind, King of the Jungle, "Potato?"
Santar tells you, "Sure."
Santar tells you, "I eat the whole potato."
You tell Admiral Santar Darkwind, King of the Jungle, "What colors should i put in the beef. I have a few different flavors of glue here too."
Santar tells you, "Wtf?"
A quote I can get behind!
Been enjoying @Xinna lately.
You tell Deaconess Xinna, Envoy of the West, "Want to hear a joke?"
Xinna tells you, "No."
I want to hear it.
→My Mudlet Scripts
Seriously, 7 days without a pun make one weak.
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One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important
Good timing, George.
(Market): Callis says, "Dont be ANGRY that you lack the stuff to cook, buy my INGRE......dients. Selling in bulk."
Ruth says in Mhaldorian in a quiet, contemplative voice, "Enjoy the head, either way."
-
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important
I thought you enjoyed Dajio's head all the ways!
The bedchamber of Belladona (indoors).
21:56:00 A tall, pale woman stands here, ancient evil glinting in her undead eyes. A
21:56:00 piece of dried-out kelp has been left here. A pile of ash scattered across the
21:56:00 ground is all that remains of a vampire. A bloodroot leaf lies here. The corpse
21:56:00 of a beautiful woman lies in a pool of blood here. The twisted remains of Noak
21:56:00 lie here.
21:56:00 You see a single exit leading south (open door).
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21:56:00 You pick up the corpse of Noak.
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21:56:00 (Party): You say, "Deliver!"
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21:56:01 Black mists leap and writhe in response to a short, shrill chant from
21:56:01 Belladona's lips. Inclining her head effortlessly, she sends the tendrils to
21:56:01 sear your flesh, and your limbs shatter like glass under the fell caress.
21:56:01 Your right arm breaks with a loud crack.
21:56:01 Your left leg breaks with a loud crack.
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21:56:01 You take out some balm and quickly rub it on your legs.
21:56:01 The bones in your left leg mend.
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21:56:01 You touch the tree of life tattoo.
21:56:01 The bones in your right arm mend.
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21:56:01 You take a drink from a fairy-shaped amber vial.
21:56:01 The tonic heals and soothes you.
21:56:01 matched
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21:56:01 You feel your blessed soul drawn toward Halos as you are delivered out of harm's
21:56:01 way. < - SAFE!
21:56:01 A worn boardwalk (road).
21:56:01 The shining figure of a guardian angel floats in the air here. Checking
21:56:01 inventory with a careful eye, Halos Vorondil, Herald of Redemption is here. He
21:56:01 wields a Deucalic mace in his left hand and a Shield of Absorption bearing the
21:56:01 Divine Order arms of Deucalion in his right.
21:56:01 You see exits leading north, east, south (open door), and west.
21:56:01 7035h, 6032m cekdb-
21:56:01
21:56:01 (Party): Halos says, "Delivering talysin."
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21:56:01
21:56:01 (Party): Halos says, "DELIVERED Talysin to A worn boardwalk (road)."
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21:56:01
21:56:01 You have recovered balance on all limbs.
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21:56:02 You may apply another salve or balm to yourself.
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21:56:02 You feel your blessed soul drawn toward Itkovian as you are delivered out of
21:56:02 harm's way.
21:56:02 An opulent bedchamber (indoors). < !!!!!
21:56:02 A brittle-looking grey shard surrounded with a pulsing blue glow lies here. The
21:56:02 Green Dragon Carmell's imposing form looms. Seifur Maurois is here. He wields an
21:56:02 ornate steel rapier in each hand. Sir Itkovian Otanthalian is here. He wields an
21:56:02 iridescent ebony broadsword in each hand.
21:56:02 You see a single exit leading west (open door).
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21:56:02 Seifur gives some corpses of a revolting ghoul to Carmell.
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21:56:04 Seifur gives some corpses of a shambling zombie to Carmell.
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21:56:05 Seifur gives some corpses of a cursed phantasm to Carmell.
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21:56:05 You may drink another health or mana elixir or tonic.
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21:56:06 You say in an upbeat voice, "Nooo."
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21:56:06 Seifur gives the corpse of a decaying lich to Carmell.
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21:56:08 A pale, ethereal lady walks arrogantly from the west.
F**k.
Seriously surprised none of us died.
So, a big group of us go to Annwyn....
(Targossas): Xellan says, "Huh. When'd the city get here."
(Targossas): Kyttin says, "When we decided to kill everything?"
(Targossas): Xellan says, "Woo killing everything."
(Targossas): You say, "Except Nyder."
(Targossas): You say, "Let's not kill him."
(Targossas): Xellan says, "Woo killing everything except Nyder."
I laughed at this for a while.
score one for earrings.
If it's any consolation, at least Itkovian just has to rezz two people instead of one.
Im wondering if he was attempting to troll by summoning him back, or if he actually thought he was somehow doing him a favor by delivering him right to belladona's bedchamber >>
To belladona: "Teeth, teeth.."
Nope we only had to res one person. The one that accidentally walked into bella's I got everyone else out.
Holy combo, Batman!
http://pastebin.com/YQzAYGJ8
I alt-tabbed to the forums while waiting for etherchannel's 12 second delay, then switched back about 30 seconds later to this. I was confused for a second, then burst out laughing as I realised what happened.A War Witch pinches you on your behind, obviously testing for firmness.
~ ex H:3267 (100%) M: 2547 (96%) 39% ~blink witch
You blink incredulously at a War Witch.
~ ex H:3267 (100%) M: 2547 (96%) 39% ~
A War Witch says, "Duty begins where childhood ends."
~ ex H:3267 (100%) M: 2547 (96%) 39% ~
... so this is Ashtan, huh?
"Slowly disappear. Never really here."
The witches make sure our warriors are ready for "battle"
Penwize has cowardly forfeited the challenge to mortal combat issued by Atalkez.