Memorable quotes

Dunn

Epiphany

(Eye Nocturnum): You say, "Http://www.tickld.com/pic/t/64753."

(Eye Nocturnum): You say, "I'm so stoned that is absolutely making me lose it."

(Eye Nocturnum): Bonko says, "You're also phased, noob."

(Eye Nocturnum): You say, "OH SUP."

(Eye Nocturnum): You say, "Man i AM baked."

Bonko

You slip away to the west and successfully evade your pursuers.

Treacherous mountain path (road).

A noxious, red-hued fog overwhelms the area with a thick, palpable vapour. Everything about you is 

obscured by a heavy fog. An icewall is here, blocking passage to the east. An icewall is here, 

blocking passage to the down. A pile of golden sovereigns twinkles and gleams.  Nameless One, Isaiah 

is here, hidden. He wields a ghostly shield of fractured bones in his left hand and an iron-tipped 

whip in his right. Arcitena Saibel Aristata is here, hidden. She wields a fierce two-tailed whip in 

her left hand and a serrated dirk of cold steel in her right.

You see exits leading east and down.

You say, "I thought I said no wormholes."

You snap your fingers in front of Isaiah.

You snap your fingers in front of Saibel.

Isaiah hops about madly.

Saibel hops about madly.

Isaiah's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

Isaiah pricks you twice in rapid succession with his dirk.

You feel a tightening sensation grow in your lungs.

A prickly stinging overcomes your body, fading away into numbness.

---

You pull an arrow from your quiver and nock it to your bow.

You train your expert eye on Isaiah and let fly an arrow with breathtaking precision.

Your arrow strikes true!

---

Isaiah tells you, "I have no problem with you but if you persist to attack me without warrent I will 

be forced to presue alternative actions."

Oh, Naga.

Strata

Isaiah tells you, "I have no problem with you but if you persist to attack me without warrent I will 

be forced to presue alternative actions."

Oh, Naga.

This doesn't sound out of character or anything. And they wonder why I'm on them in 2 seconds when they go infamous. rofl. retards.

Wessux

Halo says, "Just a bad time to try to forge for my shop, thanks Obama."

I laughed so much at this.

Synbios

Omnitroid (female Atavian).

She is 18 years old, having been born on the 15th of Mayan, 633 years after the fall of the 

Seleucarian Empire.

She is unranked in Achaea.

She is an extremely credible character.

She is not known for acts of infamy.

She is a Settler in Targossas.

She is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.

BEEP BEEP BOOP BOP FOR THE LIGHT

Strata

Synbios said:

Omnitroid (female Atavian).

She is 18 years old, having been born on the 15th of Mayan, 633 years after the fall of the 

Seleucarian Empire.

She is unranked in Achaea.

She is an extremely credible character.

She is not known for acts of infamy.

She is a Settler in Targossas.

She is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.

BEEP BEEP BOOP BOP FOR THE LIGHT

She has a brother from Hashan named Hemorrhoid.

Mithridates

Jhui has just tried to perform an aggressive act on you.

A lump forms in your throat as emotion overwhelms you; a single tear runs down your cheek.

45) Jhui told You: I took that tear, bottled it up and sent it to Antidas. Surprisingly he had no 

use for it. Weird.

46) You told Jhui: I hear my tears can be used to cure sexually transmitted diseases.

47) Jhui told You: I'll take 50, where do I sign up?

49) You told Jhui: Santar's got me booked for the next few years.

50) Jhui told You: Shits uncurable.

And they say PK'ers don't RP.

Jhui

friday/saturday nights are RP immune nights.

Synbios

Strata said:

She has a brother from Hashan named Hemorrhoid.

Well, I hope he wasn't being a...-shades-...pain in the butt.

Wysteria

Bad, @Synbios, bad!

Naah

Uaithne Vianadi (male Viridian Dwarf).
He is 18 years old, having been born on the 24th of Sarapin, 634 years after the fall of the
Seleucarian Empire.
He is ranked 1877th in Achaea.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is not known for acts of infamy.
He is a Freeman in Eleusis.
He is considered to be approximately 280% of your might.


...
This will forever be the day I could have been beat by a dirt worshipping alt. :<

Asmodron

Strata said:

Isaiah tells you, "I have no problem with you but if you persist to attack me without warrent I will 

be forced to presue alternative actions."

Oh, Naga.

This doesn't sound out of character or anything. And they wonder why I'm on them in 2 seconds when they go infamous. rofl. retards.

Actually this is perhaps the best version of stating 'issue' in IG means I have by far yet seen. If anything it is very...IC

Tharvis

@Asmodron sings, "Burn, burn, burn the Eschaton."

Remember that oldie, Asmo?

Asmodron

Tharvis said:

@Asmodron sings, "Burn, burn, burn the Eschaton."

Remember that oldie, Asmo?

I remember one time starting up a conversation with it. Only the occies would have a talking book.

Nemutaur

Deshi Carnifex (male Xoran).

He is 18 years old, having been born on the 24th of Daedalan, 634 years after the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.

He is unranked in Achaea.

He is an extremely credible character.

He is not known for acts of infamy.

He is a Plebeian in Ashtan.

He is considered to be approximately 6705% of your might.

Obviously the wrong race, he needs to be Horkval.

Strata

Nemutaur said:

Deshi Carnifex (male Xoran).

He is 18 years old, having been born on the 24th of Daedalan, 634 years after the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.

He is unranked in Achaea.

He is an extremely credible character.

He is not known for acts of infamy.

He is a Plebeian in Ashtan.

He is considered to be approximately 6705% of your might.

Obviously the wrong race, he needs to be Horkval.

Damn those new lesson packages are THAT awesome?

Klendathu

You raise your hand in greeting to a sinister glubber and say "Hi!"

A sinister glubber says, "Urg mork reb ganorg."

Cynlael

That was deep. Truly touched by the glubber's heartfelt words.

Aluciana

Callis tells you, "I have now found my new favorite spot to relax."

You tell Callis Rousseau, the Acrobatic Aesthete, "Woot! Good to hear."

Callis tells you, "I've sent you three or four -begs-."

Callis tells you, "Miss!"

Callis tells you, "I can see how that can be turned bad by taking it out of context!"

I didn't even think of that till you said it! Gg @Callis  

Khaibit

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Name           Public   Adopt message                                      

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Happy          Yes      You can't help yourself and begin to smile happily

Happy          Yes      You can't help yourself and begin to smile happily

Happy          Yes      You can't help yourself and begin to smile happily

Happy          Yes      You can't help yourself and begin to smile happily

Happy          Yes      You can't help yourself and begin to smile happily

Happy          Yes      You can't help yourself and begin to smile happily

Happy          Yes      You can't help yourself and begin to smile happily

Happy          Yes      You can't help yourself and begin to smile happily

Happy          Yes      You can't help yourself and begin to smile happily

Happy          Yes      You can't help yourself and begin to smile happily

Happy          Yes      You can't help yourself and begin to smile happily

Happy          Yes      You can't help yourself and begin to smile happily

Happy          Yes      You can't help yourself and begin to smile happily

Happy          Yes      You can't help yourself and begin to smile happily

Happy          Yes      You can't help yourself and begin to smile happily

Happy          Yes      You can't help yourself and begin to smile happily

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I think they want me to be cheerful... 

Nieelensars

Well because I couldn't show the whole convo because its too long. Here we go..

Please click THIS to read this hilarious conversation about The Guild

@Sarapis : Our keyboard chemistry is undeniable.

Cooper

While I greatly dislike the person in question and everything he does, blatantly sharing alts is not cool.

Dunn

The five+ hour latency to edit (mod edit, that is) is prob not a good thing for that sort of post. (I am not giving mods shit at all. Just a bad post to have a long life!)

Silas

What'd I miss?

Exelethril

Oh, not awesomesauce.

Jinsun

Sackmonkey (male Atavian).

He is 18 years old, having been born on the 14th of Ero, 634 years after the 

fall of the Seleucarian Empire.

He is unranked in Achaea.

He is an extremely credible character.

He is not known for acts of infamy.

He is a Settler in Targossas.

He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.

All hail the new Dawnlord!

Draqoom

Mithridates fashions a holocaust globe out of pure elemental fire and arms it.


(svo): Careful: Mithridates made a holocaust bomb! Can explode at any time within 60s. <---- Orly?

7410h(100%), 2644m(79%), 17651w, 29800e, cexdb-100 38.8% NW|S|W
Mithridates takes a long drag off his pipe.                                 (Mithridates made holo)
7410h(100%), 2644m(79%), 17651w, 29800e, cexdb-100 38.8% NW|S|W             (Mithridates made holo)
Mithridates eats a potash crystal.                                          (Mithridates made holo)
7410h(100%), 2644m(79%), 17651w, 29800e, cexdb-100 38.8% NW|S|W             (Mithridates made holo)
Morthif clenches his fists and grits his teeth.                             (Mithridates made holo)
7410h(100%), 2644m(79%), 17651w, 29800e, cexdb-100 38.8% NW|S|W             (Mithridates made holo)
Morthif razes Mithridates's speed defence with an ornate steel rapier.      (Mithridates made holo)
Morthif viciously jabs an ornate steel rapier into Mithridates.             (Mithridates made holo)
7410h(100%), 2644m(79%), 17651w, 29800e, cexdb-100 38.8% NW|S|W             (Mithridates made holo)
Mithridates takes a drink from an oaken vial.                               (Mithridates made holo)
7410h(100%), 2644m(79%), 17669w, 29800e, cexdb-100 38.8% NW|S|W             (Mithridates made holo)
Mithridates eats an aurum flake.                                            (Mithridates made holo)
7410h(100%), 2644m(79%), 17669w, 29800e, cexdb-100 38.8% NW|S|W             (Mithridates made holo)
A gold-breasted falcon rips out a chunk of Mithridates's flesh with its beak.
7410h(100%), 2629m(79%), 17669w, 29800e, cexdb-100 38.8% NW|S|W(-15m, 0.5%)
A nearly invisible magical shield forms around Caladbolg.
7410h(100%), 2629m(79%), 17669w, 29800e, cexdb-100 38.8% NW|S|W
Morthif takes a drink from a pinewood vial.
7410h(100%), 2558m(77%), 17655w, 29840e, cexdb-100 38.8% NW|S|W(-71m, 2.1%) kai deliverance~pp
(svo): System paused.
>> Your action causes the nearly invisible magical shield around you to fade away. <<
You bow your head in prayer, press your palms together and begin to pray silently for deliverance. <--- Waaaiiiiit for it
(p) 7410h(100%), 2558m(77%), 17355w, 29840e, cexdb-19 38.8% NW|S|W
Demonic claws lash out from unseen holes, raking your flesh.
(p) 7012h(94%), 2558m(77%), 17355w, 29840e, cexdb-19 38.8% NW|S|W(-398h, 5.4%)
Caladbolg takes a drink from an ebony vial.
(p) 7012h(94%), 2558m(77%), 17355w, 29840e, cexdb-19 38.8% NW|S|W
Mithridates takes a drink from an oaken vial.
(p) 7012h(94%), 2558m(77%), 17355w, 29840e, cexdb-19 38.8% NW|S|W
A look of extreme focus crosses the face of Morthif.
(p) 7012h(94%), 2558m(77%), 17373w, 29840e, cexdb-19 38.8% NW|S|W
Morthif touches a tree of life tattoo.
(p) 7012h(94%), 2558m(77%), 17373w, 29840e, cexdb-19 38.8% NW|S|W
Mithridates points a roughly-hewn crystalline staff at Morthif, and he screams in pain as his skin
begins to freeze and crack.
(p) 7012h(94%), 2558m(77%), 17373w, 29840e, cexdb-28 38.8% NW|S|W
Morthif eats a potash crystal.
(p) 7012h(94%), 2558m(77%), 17373w, 29840e, cexdb-28 38.8% NW|S|W
A gold-breasted falcon rips out a chunk of Mithridates's flesh with its beak.
(p) 7012h(94%), 2558m(77%), 17373w, 29840e, cexdb-28 38.8% NW|S|W
Morthif stands up.
(p) 7012h(94%), 2558m(77%), 17373w, 29840e, cexdb-28 38.8% NW|S|W
Lightning-quick, Morthif jabs Mithridates's torso with an ornate steel rapier.
Horror overcomes Mithridates's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.
Morthif viciously jabs an ornate steel rapier into Mithridates's torso.
(p) 7012h(94%), 2558m(77%), 17373w, 29840e, cexdb-33 38.8% NW|S|W
Mithridates eats a bloodroot leaf.
(p) 7382h(99%), 2558m(77%), 17379w, 29840e, cexdb-33 38.8% NW|S|W
You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Caladbolg.
(p) 7410h(100%), 2866m(86%), 17367w, 29840e, cexdb-33 38.8% NW|S|W(+28h, 0.4%, +308m, 9.3%)
Mithridates eats a calamine crystal.
(p) 7410h(100%), 2866m(86%), 17367w, 29880e, cexdb-33 38.8% NW|S|W
Morthif takes a drink from a pinewood vial.
(p) 7410h(100%), 2866m(86%), 17367w, 29880e, cexdb-33 38.8% NW|S|W
Mithridates touches a cloak tattoo.
(p) 7410h(100%), 2866m(86%), 17367w, 29880e, cexdb-33 38.8% NW|S|W
Morthif viciously jabs an ornate steel rapier into Mithridates's torso.
Horror overcomes Mithridates's face as his body stiffens into paralysis.
Lightning-quick, Morthif jabs Mithridates's torso with an ornate steel rapier.
(p) 7410h(100%), 2866m(86%), 17367w, 29880e, cexdb-38 38.8% NW|S|W
A gold-breasted falcon dives at Mithridates, raking his face with its talons.
(p) 7410h(100%), 2866m(86%), 17367w, 29880e, cexdb-38 38.8% NW|S|W
Mithridates eats a potash crystal.
(p) 7410h(100%), 2866m(86%), 17367w, 29880e, cexdb-38 38.8% NW|S|W
You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Mithridates.
(p) 7410h(100%), 2866m(86%), 17385w, 29880e, cexdb-38 38.8% NW|S|W
You slowly raise your head and feel your body pulse with the power of Deliverance.
(p) 7410h(100%), 2866m(86%), 17385w, 29880e, cexdb-38 38.8% NW|S|W
Mithridates's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
(p) 7410h(100%), 2866m(86%), 17385w, 29880e, cexdb-38 38.8% NW|S|W
Mithridates takes a long drag off his pipe.
(p) 7410h(100%), 2866m(86%), 17385w, 29880e, cexdb-38 38.8% NW|S|W
Mithridates eats a bloodroot leaf.
(p) 7410h(100%), 2866m(86%), 17385w, 29880e, cexdb-38 38.8% NW|S|W
Mithridates points a roughly-hewn crystalline staff at Morthif, and he screams in pain as his skin
begins to freeze and crack.
(p) 7410h(100%), 2866m(86%), 17385w, 29880e, cexdb-47 38.8% NW|S|W
Mithridates touches a tree of life tattoo.
(p) 7410h(100%), 2866m(86%), 17385w, 29880e, cexdb-47 38.8% NW|S|W
Demonic claws lash out from unseen holes, raking your flesh.
(p) 7012h(94%), 2866m(86%), 17385w, 29880e, cexdb-47 38.8% NW|S|W(-398h, 5.4%)
Mithridates takes a drink from an arcane, crystal vial.
(p) 7012h(94%), 2866m(86%), 17385w, 29880e, cexdb-47 38.8% NW|S|W





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The holocaust globe ominously stops pulsing for a fraction of a second, and then explodes into a
fiery conflagration that consumes all around it.
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You turn to face Mithridates, feeling the power of Kai building within you. Two radiant arcs of
white lightning dart forth from your eyes, striking out at your foe who begins to recoil in horror.
Resistance is futile, however, and the deadly energy flows relentlessly forth from the glowing orbs
of your eyes to engulf him entirely. Blood and skin boiling, Mithridates gives one final shriek of
terrified agony before dropping, lifeless, to the floor.
You have slain Mithridates. <--- No soup for you
Mithridates leaves to the ether.
Mithridates has left the area.
(p) 7012h(94%), 2866m(86%), 17385w, 29880e, cexdb-47 38.8% NW|S|W
Morthif eats a potash crystal.
(p) 7012h(94%), 2804m(84%), 17373w, 29880e, cexdb-47 38.8% NW|S|W(-62m, 1.9%)
Caladbolg takes a drink from an ebony vial.
(p) 7012h(94%), 2804m(84%), 17373w, 29920e, cexdb-47 38.8% NW|S|W
Caladbolg eats a potash crystal.
(p) 7012h(94%), 2804m(84%), 17373w, 29920e, cexdb-47 38.8% NW|S|W
A gold-breasted falcon rips out a chunk of your flesh with its beak.
(p) 6699h(90%), 2789m(83%), 17373w, 29920e, cexdb-47 38.8% NW|S|W(-313h, 4.2%, -15m, 0.5%)
Morthif takes a drink from a pinewood vial.
(p) 6699h(90%), 2789m(83%), 17373w, 29920e, cexdb-47 38.8% NW|S|W
Morthif is quickly carried up into the skies.
(p) 6699h(90%), 2789m(83%), 17373w, 29920e, cexdb-47 38.8% NW|S|Wpp
(svo): System unpaused.
You raise your head and cease your prayers for deliverance.
You caress the tattoo and immediately you feel a cloak of protection surround you.
6699h(90%), 2789m(83%), 17391w, 29920e, cxdb-47 38.8% NW|S|W
You have recovered equilibrium. (0.588s)
6699h(90%), 2789m(83%), 17391w, 29920e, cexdb-47 38.8% NW|S|W'i win
You say with a heavy Ulangi accent, "I win."
Screeching voices twine together in discordant cacophony, setting your ears to ringing as they roar
as one, "I...AM!"

Mithridates

Silas

(clan): @Caladbolg says, "Honestly, it's a good thing im considered the best employee at work or i'd be fired by now."

(clan): @Draqoom says, "You're self employed?"

Got me good.