Memorable quotes

Bonko

-after reading announce 4114-

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "Im gonna break into a bank with a prospero poster and take a pic."

(The Midnight Crew): Jarrod says, ""An Australian man held up a bank today, forcing the manager to 

open the vault at gun point. Oddly, however, he simply taped up a piece of paper and took a picture, 

before running out of the bank yelling, "Worth it!" Police currently have no leads.""

Bonko

Narrowing your eyes, you squint off toward the out.

The Cyrene gates.

The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A runic totem is planted 

solidly in the ground. Standing atop a raised marble dais an imposing cast-iron forge dominates, 

fire and heat radiating from this massive shrine to the Smith. A sigil in the shape of a small, 

rectangular monolith is on the ground. There are 2 imperial guardsmen here. Mounted atop a sleek 

snow panther, a mountain archer coolly scans the distant peaks. There are 2 venerable monks here.  

Sir Verrucht Dawyn, the Hand of Neraeos is here. He wields Thunderous Wave in his left hand.

You can see no further.

You move over to block the out exit.

You lash out with your whip and drag Verrucht into the room.

[here - Verrucht (1)]

With a gasp you say, "Repair my jewelery."

You snap your fingers in front of Verrucht.

Verrucht sets about busily repairing a bronze medallion depicting a ransacked monastery until it is 

nearly as good as new.

Verrucht sets about busily repairing a pendant of victory over the Zarathustran eagle until it is 

nearly as good as new.

Sir Verrucht Dawyn, the Hand of Neraeos (male Human).

He is 336 years old, having been born on the 3rd of Mayan, 315 years after the fall of the 

Seleucarian Empire.

He is ranked 204th in Achaea.

He is an extremely credible character.

He is not known for acts of infamy.

He is a Lord in Cyrene.

He is a Trainee in the army of Cyrene.

He is the Imperiate of Cyrene.

He is considered to be approximately 120% of your might.

He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.

His motto: 'The large print giveth and the small print taketh away.'

He has taken the hand of Oceana Dawyn, Druidess of Neraeos in marriage.

He bears the arms: Sable, a pair of swords in saltire Argent.

See HONOURS DEEDS VERRUCHT to view his 7 special honours.

Enemied to: … Cyrene ...

Verrucht

Bonko

A grassy knoll before a fountain.

Snowflakes float down around you, colouring the world white. A rune resembling a horse has been 

sketched into the ground here (raido: return location). An inviting, intricately carved bench of 

dark blue marble sits here. Senator Nicca Alexandrian is here. She wields a vine-wreathed sylvanic 

quarterstaff in both hands. Sir Verrucht Dawyn, the Hand of Neraeos is here, shrouded.

There are no obvious exits.

Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

You raise your hands dramatically and summon an icewall to the south.

You are suddenly and unexpectedly pulled back into phase with reality.(svo): System unpaused.

pt unphased: A grassy knoll before a fountain (Cyrene)

Raising your hand in greeting, you say "Hi!"

Nicca waves her hand at you in greeting.

Verrucht grins mischievously at you.

Lightning crackles around Sir Verrucht Dawyn, the Hand of Neraeos as he says to you, "How're you 

doing?"

Senator Nicca Alexandrian says to you in a throaty, professorial voice, "Bored?"

You nod your head emphatically.

Nicca's mouth turns up as her face breaks into a smile.

Your pulse quickens as you lean down to take a sip of the sweet mountain spring water. Bitingly cold 

on your lips, it brings to mind fresh snowfalls and glacial winds.

Mountain roses, sweet-smelling edelweiss, red vanilla orchids, and pale lilies frame the wide basin 

of this aged and weathered fountain. Seven tall, fluted pillars rise high into the chilly mountain 

air, and from the apex of each, a jet of crystalline water arcs towards the centre of the pool. The 

streams converge and cause a tumbling cascade of water to fall just behind the statues of two 

benevolent figures who stand facing southward, their hands clasped loosely as they smile with pride 

upon the city. The man wears a quiver upon his back and an extremely tall longbow at his side, his 

attire rugged. The woman's is simple, robes belted at her waist, though in her hands she holds a 

heavy pouch sewn with symbols that have had the details worn away by time. Wind and rain has 

similarly smoothed away the distinguishing features of their faces, and the writing that long ago 

proclaimed their names is completely obscured, only a few faint lines left in the stone. Deep within 

the pool, the flash of a golden fin and the glint of a sovereign occasionally makes itself known as 

the waters shift and sway.

Water sloshes about in it.

There are 231 sips remaining.

An aged marble fountain is holding:

Nothing.

Your voice wavers as you murmur, "What happens if I drink all of the fountain."

Senator Nicca Alexandrian says in a throaty, professorial voice, "You'll explode."

You tilt your head to one side, rub your chin, and thoughtfully declare "Hrm."

Sir Verrucht Dawyn, the Hand of Neraeos's breath crackles and sparks as he says, "I'll become an 

anti-Bonkite."

You crease your brow in a frown.

Nicca giggles happily.

Sir Verrucht Dawyn, the Hand of Neraeos's breath crackles and sparks as he says, "Just kidding. It 

would never happen."

You see Someone powerful yell, "Help! Help!"

Your voice wavers as you murmur, "Duanathar."

You quickly utter "Duanathar" and your wings flare with power before swiftly carrying you up to on 

the clouds.

---

The Mhaldorians have possessed a god?

Caladbolg

You say in a clear voice, "Did a hashani just kill twil?"

Draqoom says with a heavy Ulangi accent, "Hahahaha."

Draqoom says with a heavy Ulangi accent, "Ohhhh hahahahaha."

Draqoom says with a heavy Ulangi accent, "Babel must be back or something, this can't be."

Draqoom says with a heavy Ulangi accent, "World has to be ending if a Hashani has any talent."

@Draqoom

Shirszae

Cute

Kei

Tharvis said:

A muffled groan rises up from @Scarlatti's Temple, the kind that could only be in response to a truly terrible pun.

i wanna know the pun now!

That was after about ten minutes of constant farm/egg/etc. puns between everyone, including Scarlattti:

[18/04/2014 - 17:10:16.867]: (Scarlatti's Commune): Bronislav says, "..Okay, these puns have become udderly ridiculous."

[18/04/2014 - 17:10:34.264]: (Scarlatti's Commune): Bronislav says, "We're milking the farm jokes too much here."

[18/04/2014 - 17:11:01.083]: A muffled groan rises up from Scarlatti's Temple, the kind that could only be in response to a truly terrible pun.

(It still didn't stop there, by the way. We kept going for another few minutes.)

Naah

 rogue     (22): Abraham, Aelyn, Alaric, Alasheera, Boosteya, Calira, Callis, Dalavan, Drafox, 

Drave, Evessa, Kakarot, Kybrae, Natliya, Razha, Santar, Santar, Santar, Satyana, Shirszae, Toura and 

Yvess

Well then. I'm not going hunting tonight.

Eiredhel

I sent @Harmonia a message along the lines of, "I keep forgetting that you're my Great-grandmother." and the following was her response:

Sent By: Harmonia On 4/19/16:09

Damned right you best remember. I need my retirement money. Send gold now.

It made my morning! So of course I had to send her a letter and gold, even if i'm not her favorite grandchild!

Synbios

Dropped by clouds, saw this:

Shedding its glorious luminescence, a lightweaving of a 

corpse resembling Bonko is suspended here.

Thousands of strands of light twist and bend into the shape of this dessicated corpse. Twined 

colours of white and red showcase the face, as a look of extreme heartache plagues its features. Revolving slowly in the air, where the chest would be, is an open wound. Sanguine beams illuminate the cavity, with what is clearly a broken heart.

It has 9 months of usefulness left.

Don't break his heart, his ache-y break-y heart. 

And if you break his heart, his ache-y break-y heart...

sware on me mam u gon git gankd gud m8

Iocun

Naah said:

 rogue     (22): Abraham, Aelyn, Alaric, Alasheera, Boosteya, Calira, Callis, Dalavan, Drafox, 

Drave, Evessa, Kakarot, Kybrae, Natliya, Razha, Santar, Santar, Santar, Satyana, Shirszae, Toura and 

Yvess

Well then. I'm not going hunting tonight.

Santars are highly cannibalistic and will eat each other. No need to worry.

Agrias

Synbios said:

Dropped by clouds, saw this:

Shedding its glorious luminescence, a lightweaving of a 

corpse resembling Bonko is suspended here.

Thousands of strands of light twist and bend into the shape of this dessicated corpse. Twined 

colours of white and red showcase the face, as a look of extreme heartache plagues its features. Revolving slowly in the air, where the chest would be, is an open wound. Sanguine beams illuminate the cavity, with what is clearly a broken heart.

It has 9 months of usefulness left.

Don't break his heart, his ache-y break-y heart. 

And if you break his heart, his ache-y break-y heart...

sware on me mam u gon git gankd gud m8

(I made that.)

Kross

Message #14         Sent by Ernam

4/20/1:30 I'm about 20k in arties away from a fair fight.

You sent the following message to Ernam:

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Ernam would like you to know: You tell Kenshiro, "Duel me without whoring delph/impale." - Kenshiro 

tells you, "No."

Message #15         Sent by Ernam

4/20/1:31 Yer mom helps me sleep at night.

O.o....Keep it classy, @Ernam. I'll avoid the issue, because whereas I find you despicable and completely and utterly useless to the environment in which I play this game, I don't think it should hinder you wanting to play a scared little girl as a character. To each their own.

Ernam

I was just trying to be funny, because I thought we were on friendly terms.  Clearly I was wrong about that, but are you really going to pretend your feelings are hurt over this, for forum points?

Gahhhhhhhh I should ignore trolls like this.

edit: also, thanks btw - that return message is about 3-4 years old, and I had long forgotten it was there.  It has been removed.

edit 2:  @Kross - I'm actually sorry about that, if you were bothered somehow.  I have never met a human being that was bothered by a "your momma" joke, but hey - they could be out there.

Kuy

Nah.  I already got my first abuse flag - not going for another one because I'm cranky.

Kross

Ernam said:

I was just trying to be funny, because I thought we were on friendly terms.  Clearly I was wrong about that, but are you going to pretend your feelings are hurt over this, for forum points?

Gahhhhhhhh I should ignore trolls like this.

I've literally had -zero- interaction with you whatsoever unless it was in skirmishes outside of Targossas where you mind throw people into defendable, and then into guards. Try not to pretend that we had some sort of connection previously, aside from being factional enemies. Friendly terms are reserved for those people who actually roleplay with me, despite their organizational connections. I've never heard any words from you other than "I wish".

Dunn

I wish @Kross would take me out for a nice steak dinner.

Kross

Dunn said:

I wish @Kross would take me out for a nice steak dinner.

Dude, I would too. you. And then right after, Chipotle. Game on.

Ernam

-sigh-

I wish people would stop OOC hating people because they're in the other faction.  It's really dumb.

Dunn

Yeah I don't think that's what this is, but okay.

Ernam

-sigh-

I wish people would stop OOC hating people simply because they PVP in the opposite faction.  It's really dumb.

Kuy

Ernam said:

-sigh-

I wish people would stop OOC hating people because they're in the other faction.  It's really dumb.

No.  Stop.  No one is OOC hating you.

You are an enemy to Ashtan and constantly meet on the battlefield.  You called the skill of someone into question by suggesting they are nothing but arties.  When they replied in a blase manner, you resorted to immature retorts of no substance.

No one knows you.  You have not made a name for yourself.  You do not get to act like everyone you fight is your friend, both ICly and OOCly.  No one's hating on you OOCly because you're in the other faction; they're hating on you because you're being a tit.

Bonko

Kross

Final Post on the subject.

I have nothing against you because you're factionally different. Many people should be able to attest that I'm quite easy to get along with, despite Organizational differences and even being devoted enemies. The difference is that they have actually tried some interaction other than running away from a fight, dying to another fight, then slinging insults in OOC messages. They actually play a role. Hell, for a while I didn't even like @Terra, until we had our spout at clouds and she caught me in retardation right as I was telling her to renounce her oath to the light. Was super awkward talking about the strength of Ashtan and the Ashura, to be turned around stuck in a delph-locked sleep cycle and die. (Shoutout to @Hasar for saving me. Lub you).

The fact is, we had an interesting conversation in tells shortly afterwards. Built roleplay into what was going on. From you, I got "lol, you're artied and i'm not, therefor I can't beat you and you have no skill or technique to your winning except Benjamin Franklin." (President on the $100 USD, for my buddies out there elsewhere).

Ernam

Kuy said:

they're hating on you because you're being a tit.

Well that just doesn't make any sense.  Who hates tits?

Nim

Ernam said:

Kuy said:

they're hating on you because you're being a tit.

Well that just doesn't make any sense.  Who hates tits?

Highlighted an important part of the post you quoted.

Cooper

I think he more meant they dislike you OOC because of your actions OOC.

Naah

Ernam said:

-sigh-

I wish people would stop OOC hating people simply because they PVP in the opposite faction.  It's really dumb.

I just wish to point out I talk to @Anedhel @Alrena @Strata @Aluciana @Athil @Achimrst and @Iakimen who are all part of the enemy faction.
And while I hate that half of them can destroy me in combat, I do not hate them OoC.

Except Iakimen. I really hate that guy. :<

Ernam

That's a list of particularly mature individuals.*

Silas

Ernam said:

-sigh-

I wish people would stop OOC hating people because they're in the other faction.  It's really dumb.

Jesus, I wish I could go back to hating you because you're in the other faction.

Fucking wake up to find out some asshole inducted you to Targ. Need to tighten our QC badly. Mandatory forum subs for Amb aides maybe.