Memorable quotes

Lyndee

Solemn rite taking place in Targ, courtesy of @Halos, @Will, @Carmell in honor of @Kei. Special guest appearance by @Shiro.

 

Shiro tells you, "Have you played around with these moods."

You tell Oathsworn Shiro, "I have not."

Halos Vorondil, Herald of Redemption says, "Before we begin."

Halos Vorondil, Herald of Redemption says, "The reading, if you would please, Will."

Shiro tells you, "They're weird."

Nodding at Halos, Will takes a small book from his side pouch and flips it open.

Admiral Will Nahundi, Caefir Proselyte says solemnly, "When our great Lord arose in Jaru town, stepping from His burning bier upon which the corpses of Shallam burned, a great shout went up, of joy and anger and weeping."

Admiral Will Nahundi, Caefir Proselyte says solemnly, "And the faithful, newly rent from the shattered Jewel, were in 

distress in regard to enemies all around."

Shiro pulls down his pants and moons the world.

(clan): Ada says, "LOL."

Oathsworn Shiro says, "Uh."

Shiro coughs softly.

(clan): You say, "...lol."

Admiral Will Nahundi, Caefir Proselyte says solemnly, "But the Divine Conflagration said, Do not despair. All shall be made 

right as necessity demands."

(clan): Shiro says, "Nuts, did you know that moon is one mistype away from mood."

(clan): Shiro says, "I did not know that."

Melodie

@Shiro man, I miss you. I'm so glad you're playing again. You're like Melodie's novicehood hero.

Never change.

Alaric

ok first day back in  Achaea in a long time.. I see a bunch of random tasks i need to do .. so I go about doing them in my usual angry way......

You say happily in a rough voice, "@##$ you all."

*** Congratulations, you've just completed the Advanced Speaking task! *** 

Verner says to you in a soft, baritone voice, "I'm the only one here, mate, unless you're trying to talk through 

the wormhole here."

You say in a rough voice, "Well, this is awkward." 

worm warp

You reach out with the vibrating stick to probe for a wormhole, and as it connects with one, you are sucked through.

The wormhole spits you out at the other end.

somedays life hates me..

Draqoom

(clan): @Caladbolg says, "Did you know, there's actually one chromosome in your brain that
keeps you from going batshit insane."
7741h(100%), 3238m(97%), 18160w, 32560e, cexdb- 36.6% N|NW|W(-83m, 2.5%)
(clan): @Mithridates says, "There's one that keeps you from having a vagina too."
7741h(100%), 3321m(100%), 18160w, 32560e, cexdb- 36.6% N|NW|W(+83m, 2.5%) clt13 same one
(clan): You say, "Same one."

Melodie

[-(

Mithridates

I was making an example on how a single chromosome 'changing' somehow cannot turn people into zombies. 

Halos

A black crow flaps in with a raucous shriek, wild fury in its piercing eyes. It disdainfully drops a letter into your hands before wheeling to soar away.

You take the hacked off ear of Halos from an elegant white letter.

Someone has ruthlessly hacked this ear from a human. It is little more than a tattered scrap of flesh and cartilage, having been clearly separated from the skull.

It has 9 months of usefulness left.

It weighs 1 ounce(s).

It bears the distinctive mark of Kross.

That's kind've cool

Orzaansyn

Sir Arador Aristata, Knight of Mhaldor (male Silver Dragon).

He is 327 years old, having been born on the 3rd of Chronos, 324 years after the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.

He is ranked 126th in Achaea.

He is an extremely credible character.

He is not known for acts of infamy.

He is an Archai in Mhaldor.

He is a Maggot in the army of Mhaldor.

He is considered to be approximately 280% of your might.

He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.

His warcry: 'Let's Dance!'

See HONOURS DEEDS ARADOR to view his 3 special honours.

Wretch Araldor, Disciple of Orzaansyn (male Atavian).

He is 18 years old, having been born on the 3rd of Chronos, 633 years after the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.

He is ranked 2246th in Achaea.

He is an extremely credible character.

He is not known for acts of infamy.

He is a Slave in Mhaldor.

He is considered to be approximately 5% of your might.

He is an Empty Hand in the Ebon Fist.

His motto: 'Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb!'

Melodie

Arador I think you found your next child.

Arador

Melodie said:

Arador I think you found your next child.

I want to see a paternity test first!

Melodie

Fine, but fair warning, this will involve needles of great length.

Draqoom

Melodie said:

Fine, but fair warning, this will involve needles of great length.

I heard that's how this all started, actually...

Arador

Melodie said:

Fine, but fair warning, this will involve needles of great length.

In Mhaldor sticking a needle in someone's eye is like saying good morning. I'll be fine. I should however log off whenever he logs on and get some theories going.

Melodie

So I decide to show a new design to @Rangor on a dress Melodie's trying to finish up. After looking it over and Rangor dismissing it as too fancy for practical use, and Mel insisting it would be fine...

Blackthorn General Rangor Corten, Guardian of Nature says in a deep, rumbling voice, "I'm trying to think up an un-sleezy way of suggesting you undress and try on the new design so I can see what it'd look like worn."

Blackthorn General Rangor Corten, Guardian of Nature says in a deep, rumbling voice, "But I can't think of anything."

At least he's honest!

Garis

Halos said:

A black crow flaps in with a raucous shriek, wild fury in its piercing eyes. It disdainfully drops a letter into your hands before wheeling to soar away.

You take the hacked off ear of Halos from an elegant white letter.

Someone has ruthlessly hacked this ear from a human. It is little more than a tattered scrap of flesh and cartilage, having been clearly separated from the skull.

It has 9 months of usefulness left.

It weighs 1 ounce(s).

It bears the distinctive mark of Kross.

That's kind've cool

... Kaiu said I should give her the one Kross mailed to me, something about maybe I'd listen once in awhile.

Kafziel

Arador said:

Melodie said:

Arador I think you found your next child.

I want to see a paternity test first!

Sybilla

I'm not even ashamed.

(Order): [Redacted] says, "Any news, jokes, work?"

(Order): You say, "A tsol'aa and a human walked into a bar, and the dwarf toddled under it."

A pained sigh echoes through your mind.

Dunn

Signature is about right.

Datrius

You pay 500 credits and receive a Mayan ring.

4024h, 3674m, 19020e, 15600w excdbk 51- - 13:52:05.749

4024h, 3674m, 19020e, 15600w excdbkh 51- - 13:52:05.893

"Woot!" Atalkez shouts excitedly at you.

4024h, 3674m, 19020e, 15600w excdbkh 51- - 13:52:08.794

You are now wearing a Mayan ring.

First artie, both a rave and a quote!

Strata

6596h/99%h, 98%m, 99%e, 97%w (Herenicus) [-0:(T)] 33.7% cexkdb-phase

(svo): System paused.

Summoning up all your mental strength and physical agility, you begin to vibrate your body as quickly as possible.

(p) 6596h/99%h, 96%m, 99%e, 96%w (Herenicus) [-0:(T)] 33.7% cekdb-(-100m, 1.9%) 

Araldor enters from the north with a serene countenance.

[here - Araldor (1)]

No. Now I don't like you.

Santar

Negotiating 101:

Aperson tells you, "How about 50,000 sovereigns?"

You tell Aperson Lastname, "100k sounds more fair."

Aperson tells you, "Done."

Sarapis

@Santar He gave in too easily! Next time, start by multiplying his initial offer by 10, and then implying that any quibbling with that price will be taken as an insult directed at your beloved (may she rest in peace) great grandmother.

Exelethril

The text-flavour behind this is kinda neat. Kimitia is a serpent-like Quisalis assassin denizen, didn't know she bore a grudge with this failed(?) experiment.

Ruined laboratory (indoors).

An enormous deranged assassin storms about the area.

You see a single exit leading northwest.

H: 8709 (100%), M: 6327 (90%), E: 13602 (34%), W: 18966 (60%) cdbkr|ex (21:00:42.393) 23%-   

[bld(99)](-60m, 0.9%) 

Quickly grabbing the remnants of a large table, an enormous deranged assassin roars loudly and 

smashes it into you, sending you skidding along the stone ground.

Your left arm breaks with a loud crack.

H: 5908 (67%), M: 6327 (90%), E: 13602 (34%), W: 18966 (60%) cdbkr|ex (21:00:42.564) 23%-   [la1 

bld(99)](-2702h, 31.0%) 

You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your arms.

The bones in your left arm mend. (0.077s)

H: 5908 (67%), M: 6267 (90%), E: 13602 (34%), W: 18954 (60%) cdbkr|ex (21:00:42.642) 23%-   

[bld(99)]

You eat some irid moss.

You feel your health and mana replenished.

H: 6604 (75%), M: 6643 (95%), E: 13602 (34%), W: 18918 (60%) cdbkr|ex (21:00:42.827) 23%-   [pr 

bld(99)](-60m, 0.9%) 

You stand up.

H: 6604 (75%), M: 6643 (95%), E: 13602 (34%), W: 18918 (60%) cdbkr|ex (21:00:42.867) 23%-   

[bld(99)]

You may drink another health or mana elixir or tonic.

H: 6604 (75%), M: 6583 (94%), E: 13602 (34%), W: 18906 (60%) cdbkr|ex (21:00:42.948) 23%-   

[bld(99)](sip health) 

H: 7940 (91%), M: 6523 (93%), E: 13602 (34%), W: 18894 (60%) cdbkr|ex (21:00:43.139) 23%-   nw

An enormous deranged assassin bashes you across the room with a vicious backhand, then dashes 

forward and smashes you to the ground with an overhand punch. Roaring in anger, an enormous deranged 

assassin gives a final, brutal double-fisted hammer blow to the chest.

H: 4838 (55%), M: 6523 (93%), E: 13602 (34%), W: 18894 (60%) cdbkr|ex (21:00:43.428) 23%-   (-3102h, 

35.6%) 

H: 4838 (55%), M: 6523 (93%), E: 13622 (34%), W: 18906 (60%) cdbkr|ex (21:00:44.382) 23%-   [stun]

You are too stunned to be able to do anything.

H: 4838 (55%), M: 6523 (93%), E: 13622 (34%), W: 18906 (60%) cdbkr|ex (21:00:44.453) 23%-   [stun]

Quickly grabbing the remnants of a large table, an enormous deranged assassin roars loudly and 

smashes it into you, sending you skidding along the stone ground.

Your left arm breaks with a loud crack.

H: 1964 (22%), M: 6523 (93%), E: 13622 (34%), W: 18906 (60%) cdbkr|ex (21:00:44.466) 23%-   [stun 

la1](-2874h, 33.0%) nw

You are too stunned to be able to do anything.

H: 1964 (22%), M: 6523 (93%), E: 13622 (34%), W: 18906 (60%) cdbkr|ex (21:00:44.533) 23%-   [stun 

la1]

You are no longer stunned. (1.14s)

H: 2399 (27%), M: 6523 (93%), E: 13622 (34%), W: 18906 (60%) cdbkr|ex (21:00:45.003) 23%-   

[la1](apply mending to arms)

You take out some salve and quickly rub it on your arms.

The bones in your left arm mend. (0.714s)

H: 2399 (27%), M: 6523 (93%), E: 13622 (34%), W: 18906 (60%) cdbkr|ex (21:00:45.179) 23%-   [st]nw

You focus your mind intently on curing your mental maladies.

You aren't such a complete idiot anymore. (0.144s)

H: 2399 (27%), M: 6273 (90%), E: 13622 (34%), W: 18831 (60%) cdbkr|ex (21:00:45.274) 23%-   (-250m, 

3.6%) nw

You must be standing first.

H: 2399 (27%), M: 6023 (86%), E: 13622 (34%), W: 18756 (60%) cdbkr|ex (21:00:45.347) 23%-   

[pr](stand)

H: 2399 (27%), M: 6023 (86%), E: 13622 (34%), W: 18756 (60%) cdbkr|ex (21:00:45.494) 23%-   [pr]nw

An enormous deranged assassin bashes you across the room with a vicious backhand, then dashes 

forward and smashes you to the ground with an overhand punch. Roaring in anger, an enormous deranged 

assassin gives a final, brutal double-fisted hammer blow to the chest.

You have been slain by an enormous deranged assassin.

Your starburst tattoo flares as the world is momentarily tinted red.

<runs away>

H: 8709 (100%), M: 6782 (97%), E: 13620 (34%), W: 17810 (57%) cdbkr|ex (21:01:21.325) 22.8%-   (+60m,

 0.9%) se

Ruined laboratory (indoors).

An enormous deranged assassin storms about the area.

You see a single exit leading northwest.

An enormous deranged assassin turns toward you, roaring a wordless challenge and advancing angrily. 

Suddenly, Kimitia springs out from the shadows, dashing behind an enormous deranged assassin and 

viciously slicing the tendons and muscles of his right leg, causing him to stumble and howl in pain.

H: 8709 (100%), M: 6681 (95%), E: 13618 (34%), W: 17790 (57%) cdbkr|ex (21:01:23.834) 22.8%-   (-

101m, 1.5%)

Roaring in anger, an enormous deranged assassin attempts to tackle you, but his legs give out 

underneath him, his flailing arm catching you in a backhanded slap as he crashes to the ground.

H: 8074 (92%), M: 6681 (95%), E: 13568 (34%), W: 17772 (57%) cdbk|e (21:01:24.203) 22.8%-   (-635h, 

7.3%) 

An enormous deranged assassin roars in anger as he grabs a chair and throws it at you.

H: 7041 (80%), M: 6560 (94%), E: 13568 (34%), W: 17751 (57%) cdbk|e (21:01:26.741) 22.8%-   (sip 

health)(-1456h, 16.7%) 

Florentino

A god should edit out Exelethril's post - it's minor, but quest-related.

Peak

[spoiler]Message #10245      Sent by Achaea

4/17/16:16 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:06:889

Message #10246      Sent by Achaea

4/17/16:16 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:07:970

Message #10247      Sent by Achaea

4/17/16:51 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:08:481

Message #10248      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:08:760

Message #10249      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:09:344

Message #10250      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:09:583

Message #10251      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:09:822

Message #10252      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:20:159

Message #10253      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:20:704

Message #10254      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:20:772

Message #10255      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:20:829

Message #10256      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:20:908

Message #10257      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:20:931

Message #10258      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:20:992

Message #10259      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:21:109

Message #10260      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:21:133

Message #10261      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:21:190

Message #10262      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:21:257

Message #10263      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:21:316

Message #10264      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:21:339

Message #10265      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:21:412

Message #10266      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:21:434

Message #10267      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:21:492

Message #10268      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:21:571

Message #10269      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:21:628

Message #10270      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:21:705

Message #10271      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:21:762

Message #10272      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:21:842

Message #10273      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:21:897

Message #10274      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:22:079

Message #10275      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:22:243

Message #10276      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:22:297

Message #10277      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:22:375

Message #10278      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:22:434

Message #10279      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:22:505

Message #10280      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:22:567

Message #10281      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:22:641

Message #10282      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:22:701

Message #10283      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:22:770

Message #10284      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:22:827

Message #10285      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:22:900

Message #10286      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:22:982

Message #10287      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:21 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:23:044

SNIP

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:42:855

Message #10590      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:22 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:42:968

Message #10591      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:22 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:42:991

Message #10592      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:22 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:43:015

Message #10593      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:22 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:43:073

Message #10594      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:22 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:43:153

Message #10595      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:22 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:43:180

Message #10596      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:22 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:43:202

Message #10597      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:22 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:43:262

Message #10598      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:22 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:43:338

Message #10599      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:22 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:43:402

Message #10600      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:22 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:43:481

Message #10601      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:22 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:43:506

Message #10602      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:22 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:43:529

Message #10603      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:22 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:43:637

Message #10604      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:22 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:43:696

Message #10605      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:22 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:43:779

Message #10606      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:22 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:43:844

Message #10607      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:22 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:43:899

Message #10608      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:22 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:43:967

Message #10609      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:22 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:44:024

Message #10610      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:22 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:44:100

Message #10611      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:22 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:44:123

Message #10612      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:22 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:44:179

Message #10613      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:22 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:44:246

Message #10614      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:22 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:44:268

Message #10615      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:22 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:44:871

Message #10616      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:22 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:44:930

Message #10617      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:22 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:44:952

Message #10618      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:22 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:44:974

Message #10619      Sent by Achaea

4/17/17:24 An arrow has decayed to dust in your absence.

5170h|111%h 4235m|100%m 100%e 100%w 0.9% cexk-23:06:44:996 [/spoiler]

Thanks for telling me, Achaea.

Jarrod

Awww, that's adorable, 400 whole arrows.

I should have taken a picture when I logged on forums and the IRE toolbar informed me I had over  4500 new messages.

Tharvis

A muffled groan rises up from @Scarlatti's Temple, the kind that could only be in response to a truly terrible pun.

i wanna know the pun now!

Bonko

You heave a dramatic sigh. Why you?

Unable to take it, you scream out, "Bonko's on the clouds! Get him!"

You hear a high-pitched screaming noise and instantly a bolt of red, crackling energy strikes your 

mortal body. Your back arches as pain explodes in your brain. Crimson fire erupts through your eye 

sockets and mouth as you die in unspeakable agony.

You have been slain by Scarlatti.

A small grey-brown rattlesnake falls out of your inventory.

A bloodroot leaf falls out of your inventory.

Some irid moss falls out of your inventory.

A piece of kelp falls out of your inventory.

Ringing through the ether on a resonating harmonic, the voice of the Great Bard resounds, "Got him."

Alexandre

PUBLIC NEWS #19426
Date: 04/18/2014 at 21:40
From: Driden
To : Everyone
Subj: Driden announcing his allegiance to mhaldor forever!

I Driden Here by renounce all loyalties and ties. To family. Houses and cities. So that I may follow my hearts true goals. From here on out i announce that my only path will be the way of evil. An that all who stand in my way shall be crushed with out mercy and with mighty strength.

Sincerly, Driden.

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Phaestian, in the year 652 AF.

 

TRUE evil has arrived to Achaea.

Kerria

Driden has been crushed beneath the flailing hooves of a crazed kelpie.

Truly, truely evil.