Memorable quotes

Agrias

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-kon?

Cynlael

I believe the one in question's name begins with L and ends in eviticus.

Tvistor

... So it was Carmain?

Synbios

So, went and died to manticores while hunting:

(p) 0h, 3072m, 21100e, 18400w ex-

(Party): Alaskar says, "What did we learn? That Manticore have an appetite for Synbios, clearly."

Truly, I have learned much about manticore dietary habits.

Cynlael

Tvistor said:

... So it was Carmain?

Wow you're dumb. It was clearly Proficy.

Antonius

Wait, so who is Joffrey?

Cynlael

Antonius said:

Wait, so who is Joffrey?

This shit.

Achimrst

Antonius said:

Wait, so who is Joffrey?

idk, but he sounds hot.

Antonius

@Cynlael: Oh, no, you've misunderstood. I know that Joffrey is a character in A Song of Ice and Fire, but I don't know who it's supposed to be in the context of the message Bonko posted.

Cynlael

I know what you meant. Just felt like pointing the little shit out is all.

Just in the minute chance that your asking isn't sarcasm, it was Leviticus.

<_<

Antonius

I thought Leviticus was Redacted... Now I'm confused.

Cynlael

OH... Fuck I'm tired... It was Shecks <_<

Dunn

Message #7123       Sent by Sybilla

4/04/16:15 I have sent you a letter with some corrections to the laws scribed on 

the pillars and Epicurus' scroll, be on the lookout for it! Hope it is not too 

confusing to read, let me know if you need clarification on anything.

Hokay. I do the pillars corrections and go to get the scroll:

attach mushroom to scroll

The sigil will have no effect on that.

Shit.

You sent the following message to Vastar:

Would You mind obliterating the scroll located at the Shaded corner in the 

Garden of Epicurus? It contains outdated information and my feeble mortal 

ability seems to be unable to contend with a scroll... I am embarrassed.

Message #7132       Sent by Vastar

4/05/17:41 The scroll shall trouble you no longer.

You sent the following message to Vastar:

Thank You, Lord. The most trying part of my month thus far for sure

Message #7133       Sent by Vastar

4/05/17:44 I shall have to notify that Nerai Imperiate that a scroll is more 

resilient than Blu.

@Vastar is a griefer at heart.

Adioro

Yelling happening in Targossas when suddenly:

Soldier Morthif Aristata yells, "What are we yelling about? you're scaring the novices."
Oathsworn Dagnarille yells, "I am the novices."

I laughed.

Trey

Adioro said:

Yelling happening in Targossas when suddenly:

Soldier Morthif Aristata yells, "What are we yelling about? you're scaring the novices."
Oathsworn Dagnarille yells, "I am the novices."

I laughed.

And then John was a zombie.

Bonko

(Project 9): Atalkez says, "Bonko."

(Project 9): Atalkez says, "Find me a brooch of Thoth somewhere."

(Project 9): You say, "How about you just get deathsight in vision, you fucking scrub."

(Project 9): Cahin says, "Yeh."

(Project 9): Atalkez says, "Oh hey."

(Project 9): Atalkez says, "I HAVE THAT lmfao."

Atalkez

Bonko said:

(Project 9): Atalkez says, "Bonko."

(Project 9): Atalkez says, "Find me a brooch of Thoth somewhere."

(Project 9): You say, "How about you just get deathsight in vision, you fucking scrub."

(Project 9): Cahin says, "Yeh."

(Project 9): Atalkez says, "Oh hey."

(Project 9): Atalkez says, "I HAVE THAT lmfao."

We learn something new everyday @Bonko

.

Jurixe

Exploring in the Thousand Door when:

Within the hedges (road).

This room has not been mapped.

Walls of thick, glossy foliage rise imperiously toward the sky, immaculately trimmed and densely 

entwined to delineate a narrow, winding path between them. Small birds occasionally dip among the 

small flowers that have sprung up along either side of the grassy pathway, and the gentle caress of 

a valley breeze brings with it the sweet fragrance of sun-kissed blooms.

Hmm this looks like Lorielan's maze...oh well I'll just duanathar out-

You say in a low, silken voice, "Duanathar."

Your wings cannot carry you across continents or planes. <<< ummm

survey

You discern that you are in the Shamtota Hills.

Your environment conforms to that of Path.

You are in a memory of the past.<<< ??? Oh maybe her temple was destroyed? So I'm stuck?

*wander around, eventually manage somehow to get to the cave (or was transported by some Divine maybe)*

Outside the cave.

<blah description> A pterodactyl stands here (something similar, I can't remember the exact message). <<< ??????? We have DINOSAURS in Achaea?

Mottled grey skin and blood-red eyes give Petrie a frightening appearance, but the look in his eyes 

make you realise that he's just a big baby. Squawking occasionally as a small animal runs under his 

talon, he roots around in the dirt, looking for the intruder. Looking back up to you, he examines 

your face with the saurian equivalent of a grin.

 Petrie, the pterodactyl is a humble-looking creature.

Honestly I thought for a moment that this was some god's idea of a joke because 'You are in a memory of the past'... <_< It belonged to some 400 year old person, but still!

Mannimar

@Bonko arrives from the southwest.

 

Bonko rubs his hands together greedily.

 

Bonko's eyes gleam with generosity.

 

Bonko slaps a stubborn mule on the haunches and he sidles over to nuzzle you.

You are now the proud owner of a stubborn mule!

Bonko's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

 

Bonko takes a long drag off his pipe.

 

Bonko sinks his fangs into a stubborn mule's body.

A golden gryphon springs to a stubborn mule's defence.

A pathfinder springs to a stubborn mule's defence.

 Bonko sinks his fangs into a stubborn mule's body.

 You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Bonko.

 Bonko's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

 Bonko sinks his fangs into a stubborn mule's body.

A stubborn mule stiffens and drops dead as the venom proves too much for his system.

A stubborn mule has been slain by Bonko.

A stubborn mule, your loyal companion, has been slain by Bonko.

Well then...

Melodie

Sitting quietly in a certain forest room as I'm working on a ritual thing...

@Bonko's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

Bonko takes a long drag off his pipe.

(svo): forest defs (wolf) hit Bonko.

(svo): forest defs (vines) hit Bonko.

You look about yourself, rubbing your chin thoughtfully.

Bonko tilts his head to one side while looking at nothing in particular, rubs his chin, and thoughtfully mumbles "Hrm."

Forest pool near an overhang.
The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. A large jutting mass of rock has thrust its way through the damp soil of the forest floor here, shaking its stony head clear of the debris which litters it. The rock towers over the small stream that runs alongside it. A depression in the mass of the rock forms a large bowl where a swirling pool has gathered, fed by the clear waters of the stream. A variety of river life has become trapped, unable to escape the swiftly circulating current of the whirling pool. A nearby branch is laden with hard-shelled nuts. A purple coneflower grows here, its large stalk straining towards the sky. A low-slung myrrh bush is here. A low-lying wild ginger plant is growing here. A green-flowered ginseng plant has been planted here. A red elm tree grows here, its branches gently swaying in the breeze. A lobelia wildflower is growing here. A burdock plant is growing here. A sigil in the shape of a small, rectangular monolith is on the ground. A limestone statue of a crouching warrior woman with her palms flat on the ground is here, set before a stunted yew tree that has been split by a bolt of lightning. A swarm of bees hovers menacingly nearby. A mule is crumpled upon the ground in a puddle of blood. <--- foreshadowing
You see exits leading north, east, and west.

(svo): forest defs (wolf) hit Bonko.

(svo): forest defs (vines) hit Bonko.

Bonko takes a drink from a sleek, obsidian vial.

You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Bonko.

You say with a flowing, cultured accent, "Hello, Bonko."

(svo): forest defs (wolf) hit Bonko.

(svo): forest defs (vines) hit Bonko.

(svo): forest defs (wolf) hit Bonko.

(svo): forest defs (vines) hit Bonko.

Bonko slaps a stubborn mule on the haunches and he sidles over to nuzzle you.
You are now the proud owner of a stubborn mule!

Bonko's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

Bonko takes a long drag off his pipe.

(svo): forest defs (wolf) hit Bonko.

(svo): forest defs (vines) hit Bonko.

Bonko takes a drink from a sleek, obsidian vial.

Bonko sinks his fangs into a stubborn mule's body.
A swarm of bees springs to a stubborn mule's defence.

You peer about yourself unscrupulously.

Bonko sinks his fangs into a stubborn mule's body.

(svo): forest defs (wolf) hit Bonko.

(svo): forest defs (vines) hit Bonko.

The angry swarm of bees descends upon Bonko and stings him in multiple places.

Bonko takes a drink from a sleek, obsidian vial.

You suddenly perceive the vague outline of an aura of rebounding around Bonko.

Bonko's aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

Bonko takes a long drag off his pipe.

Bonko sinks his fangs into a stubborn mule's body.
A stubborn mule stiffens and drops dead as the venom proves too much for his system.
A stubborn mule has been slain by Bonko.
A stubborn mule, your loyal companion, has been slain by Bonko.
You just received message #6363 from Achaea.

(svo): forest defs (wolf) hit Bonko.

(svo): forest defs (vines) hit Bonko.

Bonko tells you, "Pwnt."

The angry swarm of bees descends upon Bonko and stings him in multiple places.

Bonko says, "Duanathar."

You tell Bonko, "I don't even."

You tell Bonko, "Did you grief me, yourself, or both?"

Bonko tells you, "The mule was the clear victim in that transaction."

You tell Bonko, "I think we can both agree on that."

I didn't even have time to know him before he perished. We were so young, so happy. Bonko, why did you take that away from us. He was my mule, my everything.

Mannimar

I... I could have saved him. The pathfinder was there. It just happened so fast. It was all just a blur. By the time I knew what happened it was too late. How could you Bonko!? He was my friend!

Bonko

You tell Aurora, the Lightbringer, "Would You care for a demonstration on how awful I am to my 

enemies?"

The Divine voice of Aurora echoes in your head, "I am almost terrified to answer that, Bonko. I 

trust your enemies are not My allies?"

You tell Aurora, the Lightbringer, "That is correct. Although, it is but a mere demonstration."

The Divine voice of Aurora echoes in your head, "It is certainly whetting My curiosity."

You tell Aurora, the Lightbringer, "It is difficult to demonstrate when You are not present."

The Divine voice of Aurora echoes in your head, "Ah, then I would swiftly finish My business and 

give in to My curiosity."

Gleaming with argent light, a radiant scimitar descends over you. As the blade touches your forehead,

 it shatters into a vibrant malestrom of motes. Ivory and gold particles engulf your frame, bearing 

you away.

Sacrarium of Light (indoors).

A comforting feeling of privacy pervades the area. Shimmering light lingers around the basin of a 

small glass font.  Aurora, the Lightbringer is here, golden motes weaving through Her resplendence. 

She wields the Scimitar of Righteousness in Her left hand and the Scimitar of the Dawn in Her right.

You see a single exit leading down.

>> Your movement causes your magical shield to dissipate. <<

You drop to one knee before Aurora.

You stand up.

You say, "Hail, Lightbringer."

Aurora, the Lightbringer says, "Greetings to you, Bonko."

You say, "Are You ready to be amazed... or perhaps horrified?"

Aurora peers at you unscrupulously.

Aurora, the Lightbringer says, "My scimitar is ready."

A wry smile flits across Aurora's lips.

You nod your head emphatically.

You say, "Very well."

You brace yourself awaiting the impending attack.

You drop a stubborn mule.

Your order is obeyed.

A stubborn mule obediently falls into line behind you.

You slap a stubborn mule on the haunches and he sidles over to nuzzle Aurora.

Alas, you no longer own a stubborn mule!

Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

You rip into a stubborn mule with your massive, deadly claws.

You have slain a stubborn mule, retrieving the corpse.

You say, "Ruthless, is it not?"

Silently, effulgent motes drift from the shadows and creep through the air, suffusing into your body 

and casting your flesh aglow. A dull warmth radiates from your heart, intensifying into a scorching 

heat that agonisingly sears through your veins. In an instant, you are naught but air, your mortal 

form vapourised by the radiant ire of Light.

You have been slain by the radiant ire of Light.

A piece of kelp falls out of your inventory.

A bloodroot leaf falls out of your inventory.

Some irid moss falls out of your inventory.

A skullcap flower falls out of your inventory.

The corpse of a stubborn mule falls out of your inventory.

Jukilian

Jurixe said:

Exploring in the Thousand Door when:

Within the hedges (road).

This room has not been mapped.

Walls of thick, glossy foliage rise imperiously toward the sky, immaculately trimmed and densely 

entwined to delineate a narrow, winding path between them. Small birds occasionally dip among the 

small flowers that have sprung up along either side of the grassy pathway, and the gentle caress of 

a valley breeze brings with it the sweet fragrance of sun-kissed blooms.

Hmm this looks like Lorielan's maze...oh well I'll just duanathar out-

You say in a low, silken voice, "Duanathar."

Your wings cannot carry you across continents or planes. <<< ummm

survey

You discern that you are in the Shamtota Hills.

Your environment conforms to that of Path.

You are in a memory of the past.<<< ??? Oh maybe her temple was destroyed? So I'm stuck?

*wander around, eventually manage somehow to get to the cave (or was transported by some Divine maybe)*

Outside the cave.

<blah description> A pterodactyl stands here (something similar, I can't remember the exact message). <<< ??????? We have DINOSAURS in Achaea?

Mottled grey skin and blood-red eyes give Petrie a frightening appearance, but the look in his eyes 

make you realise that he's just a big baby. Squawking occasionally as a small animal runs under his 

talon, he roots around in the dirt, looking for the intruder. Looking back up to you, he examines 

your face with the saurian equivalent of a grin.

 Petrie, the pterodactyl is a humble-looking creature.

Honestly I thought for a moment that this was some god's idea of a joke because 'You are in a memory of the past'... <_< It belonged to some 400 year old person, but still!

Asmodron

Bonko said:

You tell Aurora, the Lightbringer, "Would You care for a demonstration on how awful I am to my 

enemies?"

The Divine voice of Aurora echoes in your head, "I am almost terrified to answer that, Bonko. I 

trust your enemies are not My allies?"

You tell Aurora, the Lightbringer, "That is correct. Although, it is but a mere demonstration."

The Divine voice of Aurora echoes in your head, "It is certainly whetting My curiosity."

You tell Aurora, the Lightbringer, "It is difficult to demonstrate when You are not present."

The Divine voice of Aurora echoes in your head, "Ah, then I would swiftly finish My business and 

give in to My curiosity."

Gleaming with argent light, a radiant scimitar descends over you. As the blade touches your forehead,

 it shatters into a vibrant malestrom of motes. Ivory and gold particles engulf your frame, bearing 

you away.

Sacrarium of Light (indoors).

A comforting feeling of privacy pervades the area. Shimmering light lingers around the basin of a 

small glass font.  Aurora, the Lightbringer is here, golden motes weaving through Her resplendence. 

She wields the Scimitar of Righteousness in Her left hand and the Scimitar of the Dawn in Her right.

You see a single exit leading down.

>> Your movement causes your magical shield to dissipate. <<

You drop to one knee before Aurora.

You stand up.

You say, "Hail, Lightbringer."

Aurora, the Lightbringer says, "Greetings to you, Bonko."

You say, "Are You ready to be amazed... or perhaps horrified?"

Aurora peers at you unscrupulously.

Aurora, the Lightbringer says, "My scimitar is ready."

A wry smile flits across Aurora's lips.

You nod your head emphatically.

You say, "Very well."

You brace yourself awaiting the impending attack.

You drop a stubborn mule.

Your order is obeyed.

A stubborn mule obediently falls into line behind you.

You slap a stubborn mule on the haunches and he sidles over to nuzzle Aurora.

Alas, you no longer own a stubborn mule!

Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

You rip into a stubborn mule with your massive, deadly claws.

You have slain a stubborn mule, retrieving the corpse.

You say, "Ruthless, is it not?"

Silently, effulgent motes drift from the shadows and creep through the air, suffusing into your body 

and casting your flesh aglow. A dull warmth radiates from your heart, intensifying into a scorching 

heat that agonisingly sears through your veins. In an instant, you are naught but air, your mortal 

form vapourised by the radiant ire of Light.

You have been slain by the radiant ire of Light.

A piece of kelp falls out of your inventory.

A bloodroot leaf falls out of your inventory.

Some irid moss falls out of your inventory.

A skullcap flower falls out of your inventory.

The corpse of a stubborn mule falls out of your inventory.

I admit, I saw it coming and still laughed me ass off.

Synbios

Asmodron said:

A stubborn mule obediently falls into line behind you.

I admit, I saw it coming and still laughed me ass off.

Clever, clever. Also, laughed too.

Melodie

Sitting quietly somewhere when suddenly out of the blue...

@Penwize has died far below the wine-dark sea, abandoned by his ship to the denizens of the deep.

:-O Could it be?!

You sent the following message to Penwize:
THIS IS NOT HOW YOU RETURN TO ACHAEA.

Agonizing five or so minutes later.

You just received message #6382 from Penwize.

Message #6382       Sent by Penwize
4/07/6:36 It ... it's not?  I think the ocean wanted a hug.  It missed me.

It wouldn't be the only one. Welcome back bugger. :x

Wysteria

Good. Back to work @Penwize‌, for I left you a pretty big to-do list this past month.

Shunsui

(Oathsworn): Ada says, "What is everybody upto?"
4072h (100%), 4072m (100%), 19260e (100%), 19260w (100%) excdbkr 50- 10:30:33.635
(Oathsworn): Aelios says, "Oh, killing Occultists, you know, the usual."

His deranged mind offering no resistance, Aelios falls to the recondite power of Magister Bellator
Jinsun, Twin-born Assassin.

4072h (100%), 4072m (100%), 19260e (100%), 19260w (100%) excdbkr 50- 10:32:24.018 

His deranged mind offering no resistance, Aelios falls to the recondite power of Magister Bellator
Jinsun, Twin-born Assassin.

4072h (100%), 4072m (100%), 19260e (100%), 19260w (100%) excdbkr 50- 10:36:32.640 

Not gonna lie, I had a little giggle at that

Dunn

If I had a dime for every time he actually got off a DSL on me before dying, I'd be pissed off that I can't afford a cup of coffee.

Nieelensars

Dunn said:

If I had a dime for every time he actually got off a DSL on me before dying, I'd be pissed off that I can't afford a cup of coffee.