Memorable quotes

Bluef

Achimrst said:Those safehouses are for plans on the passive aggressive destruction of both Chaos and Hashan. As given to me by my supremely powerful Wicked Bitch of the West. All hail the Wicked Bitch! All Hail BLUEF!

Muhahaha. Fly my pretties! Fly!

!

Kresslack

(The Midnight Crew): Antidas says, "Thats such a fucking retarded tactic."

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "What happened?"

(The Midnight Crew): Antidas says, "Pinch aura/brazier."

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "Ahhh."

(The Midnight Crew): Jarrod says, "Drop monolith."

(The Midnight Crew): Hasar says, "^."

(The Midnight Crew): Jarrod says, "Congrats I figured out raiding for you."

(The Midnight Crew): Antidas says, "Fuck off."

(The Midnight Crew): Antidas says, "Clavicle."

Adioro

I don't see what's funny about that quote. Maybe I will when I have more experience.

Antidas

Yea, wasn't funny. I was just raging. Still a stupid tactic

Jarrod

That's probably the most preventable strategy used in any of our raids in offense or defense, both sides included.

Antidas

Jarrod said:

That's probably the most preventable strategy used in any of our raids in offense or defense, both sides included.

I fail to see whats so difficult about mushrooming a monolith on the ground, especially when it doesn't even take any balance or equilibrium to do. Can very easily unstral and just attach mushroom to monolith;pinchaura target;pt brazier target on eq (bal?) recovery

edit: that said, sorry for the language. This shouldn't have been posted on forums (no worries @Kresslack) but I legit don't see how its so preventable.

Tesha

Jhui gently affixes a mushroom sigil to a monolith sigil, and upon contact, both are destroyed in a magical explosion that leaves Jhui bleeding and hurt.

That said, it's semi preventable by being shielded on a worldburning shrine or a stack of stationary guards. The problem isn't that it has no counter, the problem is that the counter encourages overly defensive play that is uninteresting for both sides (also the case for truename harvesting). 

Kresslack

Yeah, I thought you were just joking around.

Jarrod

Or you could just respond during the EQ of the Occultist human'ing.

Tesha

Oh. You're completely right. Why don't we just walk through tentacles? Can't believe we didn't think of that. 

Antidas

Jarrod said:

Or you could just respond during the EQ of the Occultist human'ing.

Only way that will do any good at all would be to deal so much damage as to make him run without wasting EQ of pinch aura, or to keep them 100% hindered and unable to do anything until dead. Both of these are illogical and fairly difficult to accomplish when dealing with someone like @Jhui, especially when we don't have hangedman.

Trey

Nieelensars said:

Madelyne raises a platinum whistle to her lips and blows a stream of air through the narrow end.
Three resonant notes linger briefly on the air before dispersing in all directions.
A mahogany swallow fades into view, looking bewildered.
A squirrel monkey fades into view, looking bewildered.
A blue roan fades into view, looking bewildered.
An energetic little chipmunk fades into view, looking bewildered.
A slimy Ulangian slug fades into view, looking bewildered.
A rambunctious ferret fades into view, looking bewildered.
A frisky goat kid fades into view, looking bewildered.
An alabaster pegasus fades into view, looking bewildered.
A young two-toed sloth fades into view, looking bewildered.
A Kamleikan snow kitten fades into view, looking bewildered.
A spindly giraffe calf fades into view, looking bewildered.
A clouded leopard cub fades into view, looking bewildered.
An Inbhir terrier puppy fades into view, looking bewildered.
A Baarian tiger cub fades into view, looking bewildered.
A desert hedgehog fades into view, looking bewildered.
A tiny piglet fades into view, looking bewildered.
An ivory peryton fades into view, looking bewildered.
A skittish meerkat fades into view, looking bewildered.
A black squirrel fades into view, looking bewildered.
A giant tortoise fades into view, looking bewildered.
A Sangrean sheepdog puppy fades into view, looking bewildered.
A black tarantula fades into view, looking bewildered.
An inquisitive bear cub fades into view, looking bewildered.
A crystal spiderling fades into view, looking bewildered.
A crested penguin fades into view, looking bewildered.
Peabody, the pink flamingo fades into view, looking bewildered.
A roseate-maned pony fades into view, looking bewildered.
A plump, tangerine-winged quail fades into view, looking bewildered.
A grey cockatiel fades into view, looking bewildered.
A brightly coloured hermit crab fades into view, looking bewildered.
A woolly lamb fades into view, looking bewildered.
A Cyrenian elk fades into view, looking bewildered.
A llama cria fades into view, looking bewildered.
A silvered reindeer fades into view, looking bewildered.
A playful budgie fades into view, looking bewildered.
A Dun Valley wildcat kitten fades into view, looking bewildered.
A star-nosed mole pup fades into view, looking bewildered.
A crimson paradise bird fades into view, looking bewildered.
A pygmy jarbo fades into view, looking bewildered.
An elegant Mysian parrot fades into view, looking bewildered.
A yellow-bellied marmot fades into view, looking bewildered.
A small armadillo fades into view, looking bewildered.
A forest bat fades into view, looking bewildered.
A pileated gibbon fades into view, looking bewildered.
A delicate storm-grey mare fades into view, looking bewildered.
A spirited cremello stallion fades into view, looking bewildered.
A reticulated giraffe fades into view, looking bewildered.
A brilliant rainbow skink fades into view, looking bewildered.
A squat humgii fades into view, looking bewildered.
A golden gryphon fades into view, looking bewildered.
A Thalassan kitten fades into view, looking bewildered.
A dainty gazelle fades into view, looking bewildered.
A white coyote pup fades into view, looking bewildered.
A zebra finch fades into view, looking bewildered.
A brown, floppy-eared bunny fades into view, looking bewildered.
A desert fox kit fades into view, looking bewildered.
A curious pangolin fades into view, looking bewildered.
A tough-looking hellcat fades into view, looking bewildered.
6933h, 6646m, 33565e, 29090w cexb- 14:43:29.694s
The corners of Madelyne's mouth turn up as she grins mischievously.
You faint dead away. Unfortunately, nobody is there to catch you. Ouch!

----

NONE OF YOU CAN EVER TALK SHIT ABOUT MY ANIMALS AGAIN. Hmph.

Nieelensars

@Trey I only have 13 animals. @Madelyne has 58!!! Don't give me them hound dog eyes.

Trey

(Market): @Mephaos says, "Hiring on @Tesha - stealing kills. Send tells.

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hirst

(Party): Jhui says, "Ya, you could use for sluts, bitches in pairs(myballs) do."
(Party): Jhui says, "And it'd be the same."

Tesha

By the collapsed wall of an old prison.

The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.  The Golden Dragon 

Mephaos' imposing form looms.

You see exits leading north, southeast, and west.

Narrowing your eyes, you squint off toward the north.

An icy prison cell (indoors).

Fused to the wall at his waist, a ragged prisoner howls in frustration while swatting at the air.

You can see no further.

Mephaos says in a calm, mediated voice, "Mine."

Mephaos tells you, "Claimed, now get out please."

You have slain a berserk prisoner, retrieving the corpse.

A small pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

Mephaos picks up 82 gold sovereigns. IT'S ON NOW BITCH

Mephaos rips into a pair of grasping hands with his massive, deadly claws. (he tried to take my kill T_T)

You rip into a pair of grasping hands with your massive, deadly claws.

You have slain a pair of grasping hands, retrieving the corpse.

A small pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

-- waiting patiently --

Mephaos rips into a crazed prison guard with his massive, deadly claws.

Mephaos has scored a CRITICAL hit!

You rip into a crazed prison guard with your massive, deadly claws.

You have slain a crazed prison guard, retrieving the corpse.

A small pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

Mephaos rips into a howling blood mastiff with his massive, deadly claws.

Mephaos has scored a CRITICAL hit!

You rip into a howling blood mastiff with your massive, deadly claws.

You have slain a howling blood mastiff, retrieving the corpse.

A small pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

Mephaos rips into a howling blood mastiff with his massive, deadly claws.

Mephaos has scored a CRITICAL hit!

You rip into a howling blood mastiff with your massive, deadly claws.

You have slain a howling blood mastiff, retrieving the corpse.

Mephaos rips into a howling blood mastiff with his massive, deadly claws.

Mephaos has scored a CRITICAL hit!

You rip into a howling blood mastiff with your massive, deadly claws.

You have slain a howling blood mastiff, retrieving the corpse.

A small pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

Mephaos tells you, "I have sent word to Lady Aurora. You'll probably be dealt with."

...

You curiously ask in a demure voice, "You are hiring on me?"

Mephaos says in a calm, mediated voice, "You've chosen to do something utterly stupid, so yes."

Comprehension flashes across your face.

You say in a demure voice, "Okay."

Preparing for a deadly strike, you draw yourself up into a regal pose.

In a single, sinuous motion, you manoeuvre your imposing form to encircle Mephaos's feet, fixing him with a penetrating gaze as your tremendous jaws open wide.

Mephaos moves his huge bulk to the out with surprising grace.

With a dismissive snort, you resume a casual posture.

The Dragon Mephaos thunders in from the out

You move over to block the out exit.

Preparing for a deadly strike, you draw yourself up into a regal pose.

Mephaos leaps majestically to the out.

You frown at Mephaos.

Mephaos says in a calm, mediated voice, "What?"

You say in a demure voice, "Why do you call me stupid then run away? How rude."

Mephaos says in a calm, mediated voice, "Wow."

Mephaos says in a calm, mediated voice, "You obviously read that sentence way wrong."

Mephaos says in a calm, mediated voice, "Allow me to repeat: "For doing something utterly stupid"."

Mephaos says in a calm, mediated voice, "Where in the sentence did I call you that?"

You say in a demure voice, "You took my 82 gold. And then you called my actions of killing your things in response stupid."

Mephaos says in a calm, mediated voice, "Don't kill steal then."

You exclaim indignantly in a demure voice, "And then you threaten to hire on me!"

You say stubbornly in a demure voice, "You stole my 82 gold."

Mephaos says in a calm, mediated voice, "Stole? That was -after- you stole my kill."

Mephaos says in a calm, mediated voice, "So we are even."

You say in a demure voice, "It was not."

You say in a demure voice, "It was the first one!"

Mephaos says in a calm, mediated voice, "Yes, I'm afraid it was."

You slap Mephaos on the cheek.

Mephaos rips into Lican, a mad occultist with his massive, deadly claws.

Mephaos has scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL hit!!!

Lican, a mad occultist exclaims, "Curse you! May you be damned to stay in this prison forever!"

The flesh attaching the mad occultist to the wall shrivels away and he slumps to the ground.

Lican, a mad occultist has been slain by Mephaos.

A small pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

You pick up 75 gold sovereigns.

Mephaos says in a calm, mediated voice, "There's your gold."

You say in a demure voice, "You owe me 7 gold."

Mephaos shakes his head.

You nod your head affirmatively.

Mephaos says in a calm, mediated voice, "You got it back with the bodies you've stolen from me."

You say in a demure voice, "I did not steal bodies from you!"

You say in a demure voice, "I am no serpent."

Mephaos rolls his eyes.

You exclaim in a demure voice, "You owe me 7 gold!"

Mephaos leaps majestically to the out.

Probably going to hire on him for stealing.

Nakari

well that was by far the most childish thing I've seen in a while

Adioro

And I thought it was bad when I kept getting baited into those arguments in level 40 zones.

edit: I was cloaked and hunting once and someone kept hitting what I was working on, I never complained, and I politely handed them a dolomite and sent them a tell of 'eat dolomite!'. They yelled at me for insulting them and threatened to have their 'people' grief me. I was so confused. I asked what they were talking about and eventually puzzled out that for some reason they thought 'eat dolomite' was akin to 'eat shit and die'. Once that was cleared up, the other person started calling me 'kid' and huffily informed me that thirdeye wouldn't do anything, so I gave up and just stopped responding. That character was over 90 years old.

Tesha

I had to troll him for trying to "claim" an area. I usually just leave if someone's already bashing, but telling someone to leave is just asking to get trolled. I had fun with it! 

Kresslack

KS'ing is pretty dumb (I'm looking at you @Atalkez), but arguing about it is even dumber. Threatening to hire on someone when you're a) a dragon and b) and active combatant, is the dumbest. You guys should just fight over territorial rights, and whoever loses has to vacate the hunting grounds for three months, then they can come back and challenge again.

edit: ffs, took me four tries to work out the anagram that is your name and spell it correctly.

Agrias

- 2014/03/31 04:55:02 - Mephaos says, "We are no longer assisting Tesha."
- 2014/03/31 04:55:06 - Mephaos says, "Keep this in mind, please."
- 2014/03/31 04:55:59 - Swadryt says, "We were assisting Tesha?"
- 2014/03/31 04:56:30 - Mephaos says, "She is kill stealing from me in Tenwat right now. Walks right into each room I'm in and kill steals."
- 2014/03/31 04:56:37 - Mephaos says, "Doesn't even apologize. Just keeps right on going."
- 2014/03/31 04:56:49 - Agrias says, "It happens, you get used to it. People do it to me all the time."
- 2014/03/31 04:57:17 - Mephaos says, "But constantly?"
- 2014/03/31 04:57:21 - Mephaos says, "Not very "light-worthy"."


I just wanted to shake him SO SO hard for saying that.  How. Many. Times. must the admins specify that they don't believe in 'kill stealing'?  That's even why they added the auto-get corpse when you kill stuff, specifically so people would stop using that as a lame excuse to rage and pk.  Claiming that kill-stealing is a legitimate thing, is like (insert clever analogy here).

Yeah, I've been hunting before and people have come in and killed something that I've been attacking.  Happens all the time.  Do I get angryface and flip my shit? No. 99% of the time the person apologizes and no harm is done. If they don't apologize and keep doing it, then I just go about my business and find another place to bash. When you honestly bash to dragon, you get -so- accustomed to moving/hitting on the same stroke because of patterns in bashing routes.  Sometimes people are already in a room when you do it, it happens.

Moral of the story: @Tesha, how dare you follow the rules and act maturely in the face of these shenanigans.

Xli

Tesha said:

Mephaos says in a calm, mediated voice, "Mine."

Mephaos tells you, "Claimed, now get out please."

Neither of you particularly covered yourself in glory in that exchange, but seriously, trying to "claim" areas?

Edit: Clarity

Jarrod

Agrias said:

Moral of the story: @Tesha, how dare you follow the rules and act maturely in the face of these shenanigans.

fixed that for you

Synbios

Nakari said:

well that was by far the most childish thing I've seen in a while

Clearly, he was writing a new chapter on 'Divine Law'.

Taken from the Book of MyLand chapter 1:

"And yea, did the Mephhiah declare, 'All that my feet touch is become land that I alone may bash in. And woe unto you fools, who dare hunt the land that I hath claimed for mine own use - thou shalt feel the thrice-fold punishment of Grief, Trash-Talk, and the mightiest of all - Issue.'

And so it was that the decree was in force - no human, mhun, rajamala, dragon, or any other man, woman, animal, mineral and vegetable may hunt that he wished to hunt. And yea, many did fear the thrice-fold punishment for this gravest, most terrible, most serious business of crimes.

And so did the Mephhiah look upon the cowering masses, and smiled."

Bluef

Tesha said:

By the collapsed wall of an old prison.

The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.  The Golden Dragon 

Mephaos' imposing form looms.

You see exits leading north, southeast, and west.

Narrowing your eyes, you squint off toward the north.

An icy prison cell (indoors).

Fused to the wall at his waist, a ragged prisoner howls in frustration while swatting at the air.

You can see no further.

Mephaos says in a calm, mediated voice, "Mine."

Mephaos tells you, "Claimed, now get out please."

Mephaos tells you, "I have sent word to Lady Aurora. You'll probably be dealt with."

...

You curiously ask in a demure voice, "You are hiring on me?"

Mephaos says in a calm, mediated voice, "You've chosen to do something utterly stupid, so yes."

What @Tesha had to be thinking...

P.s. I hereby claim Azdun and Istarion. Send word to Valnurana if you want. I'll tell her I was just following my dreaaaaaaams!

Dunn

This is why I hunt Annwyn and Underworld exclusively.

There's no grey area; I'll just fucking kill you.

Faur

Nakari said:

well that was by far the most childish thing I've seen in a while

Welcome to Achaea!

Cynlael

Public news #19393.

Funniest post. Walk in fear, Eleusians!

Zii

@Mephaos

lol

Nieelensars

Tesha said:

By the collapsed wall of an old prison.

The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.  The Golden Dragon 

Mephaos' imposing form looms.

You see exits leading north, southeast, and west.

Narrowing your eyes, you squint off toward the north.

An icy prison cell (indoors).

Fused to the wall at his waist, a ragged prisoner howls in frustration while swatting at the air.

You can see no further.

Mephaos says in a calm, mediated voice, "Mine."

Mephaos tells you, "Claimed, now get out please."

You have slain a berserk prisoner, retrieving the corpse.

A small pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

Mephaos picks up 82 gold sovereigns. IT'S ON NOW BITCH

Mephaos rips into a pair of grasping hands with his massive, deadly claws. (he tried to take my kill T_T)

You rip into a pair of grasping hands with your massive, deadly claws.

You have slain a pair of grasping hands, retrieving the corpse.

A small pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

-- waiting patiently --

Mephaos rips into a crazed prison guard with his massive, deadly claws.

Mephaos has scored a CRITICAL hit!

You rip into a crazed prison guard with your massive, deadly claws.

You have slain a crazed prison guard, retrieving the corpse.

A small pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

Mephaos rips into a howling blood mastiff with his massive, deadly claws.

Mephaos has scored a CRITICAL hit!

You rip into a howling blood mastiff with your massive, deadly claws.

You have slain a howling blood mastiff, retrieving the corpse.

A small pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

Mephaos rips into a howling blood mastiff with his massive, deadly claws.

Mephaos has scored a CRITICAL hit!

You rip into a howling blood mastiff with your massive, deadly claws.

You have slain a howling blood mastiff, retrieving the corpse.

Mephaos rips into a howling blood mastiff with his massive, deadly claws.

Mephaos has scored a CRITICAL hit!

You rip into a howling blood mastiff with your massive, deadly claws.

You have slain a howling blood mastiff, retrieving the corpse.

A small pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

Mephaos tells you, "I have sent word to Lady Aurora. You'll probably be dealt with."

...

You curiously ask in a demure voice, "You are hiring on me?"

Mephaos says in a calm, mediated voice, "You've chosen to do something utterly stupid, so yes."

Comprehension flashes across your face.

You say in a demure voice, "Okay."

Preparing for a deadly strike, you draw yourself up into a regal pose.

In a single, sinuous motion, you manoeuvre your imposing form to encircle Mephaos's feet, fixing him with a penetrating gaze as your tremendous jaws open wide.

Mephaos moves his huge bulk to the out with surprising grace.

With a dismissive snort, you resume a casual posture.

The Dragon Mephaos thunders in from the out

You move over to block the out exit.

Preparing for a deadly strike, you draw yourself up into a regal pose.

Mephaos leaps majestically to the out.

You frown at Mephaos.

Mephaos says in a calm, mediated voice, "What?"

You say in a demure voice, "Why do you call me stupid then run away? How rude."

Mephaos says in a calm, mediated voice, "Wow."

Mephaos says in a calm, mediated voice, "You obviously read that sentence way wrong."

Mephaos says in a calm, mediated voice, "Allow me to repeat: "For doing something utterly stupid"."

Mephaos says in a calm, mediated voice, "Where in the sentence did I call you that?"

You say in a demure voice, "You took my 82 gold. And then you called my actions of killing your things in response stupid."

Mephaos says in a calm, mediated voice, "Don't kill steal then."

You exclaim indignantly in a demure voice, "And then you threaten to hire on me!"

You say stubbornly in a demure voice, "You stole my 82 gold."

Mephaos says in a calm, mediated voice, "Stole? That was -after- you stole my kill."

Mephaos says in a calm, mediated voice, "So we are even."

You say in a demure voice, "It was not."

You say in a demure voice, "It was the first one!"

Mephaos says in a calm, mediated voice, "Yes, I'm afraid it was."

You slap Mephaos on the cheek.

Mephaos rips into Lican, a mad occultist with his massive, deadly claws.

Mephaos has scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL hit!!!

Lican, a mad occultist exclaims, "Curse you! May you be damned to stay in this prison forever!"

The flesh attaching the mad occultist to the wall shrivels away and he slumps to the ground.

Lican, a mad occultist has been slain by Mephaos.

A small pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

You pick up 75 gold sovereigns.

Mephaos says in a calm, mediated voice, "There's your gold."

You say in a demure voice, "You owe me 7 gold."

Mephaos shakes his head.

You nod your head affirmatively.

Mephaos says in a calm, mediated voice, "You got it back with the bodies you've stolen from me."

You say in a demure voice, "I did not steal bodies from you!"

You say in a demure voice, "I am no serpent."

Mephaos rolls his eyes.

You exclaim in a demure voice, "You owe me 7 gold!"

Mephaos leaps majestically to the out.

Probably going to hire on him for stealing.

@Tesha Did you feel like this?