Memorable quotes

Nim

Lesser means he's harder to hunt. Dragons are all about hunting, so the easier you are to hunt, the greater you are, obviously.

Aktillum

Now this begs the question, who would win in a fight - Yudhishthira or a Dala'myrr?

Kresslack

I'll put a year's worth of wages on the Dala'myrr (not counting the fact that they usually roam in packs).

Jarrod

- 2014/04/03 06:05:46 - Draining his victim of precious life energy, Ugrach, Lord of the Undead has annihilated Iakimen.

What's this? Someone is after the really cool Honors mob?

The Dragon Iakimen thunders in from the west.
6435h, 5403m, 27041e, 20987w cexkdb@-(-46m, 0.8%)
Ugrach, Lord of the Undead is startled into wakefulness.
6435h, 5403m, 27041e, 20987w cexkdb@-
Iakimen is violently ripped from your location by a magical summoning.
6435h, 5403m, 27041e, 20987w cexkdb@-
Ugrach, Lord of the Undead settles down in a corner to sleep.

Hmmm, can't be having this, I'll have to intervene!

You are too stunned to be able to do anything. x10

Ugrach, Lord of the Undead pushes his hand through your chest, seemingly passing through your soul
itself. Ice radiates from the intrusion, chilling you utterly.
You have been slain by Ugrach, Lord of the Undead.

UGRACH I'M TRYING TO HELP STOP BEING MEAN.

You pray to the spirit of Deucalion for a fresh chance at life, and are reincarnated into a rajamala.
You take a monolith sigil from a bag of stasis.
You drop a monolith sigil.
5168h, 5449m, 27100e, 20790w exk-(-1267h, 18.7%)
Ugrach, Lord of the Undead's eyes flare with a malevolent glow, sending baleful beams drilling into
your being, burning and wracking you within.
A steel-encased Death Knight slashes brutally with his weapon, sending pain and horror along it
toward you.
With a sudden burst of speed, a steel-encased Death Knight feints and then reverses with a powerful
slash across and upwards towards your middle.
You have been slain by a steel-encased Death Knight.
0h, 5449m, 27100e, 20790w ex-

Fine. Objective complete you jerk.

- 2014/04/03 06:07:19 - Iakimen has been slain by the might of a steel-encased Death Knight.
- 2014/04/03 06:07:22 - Draining his victim of precious life energy, Ugrach, Lord of the Undead has annihilated Iakimen.

Success!


As a disclaimer: No, I don't know why I didn't throw the monolith. Clearly it was too impersonal and I had to get more involved than that.

Carmell

Halos Vorondil, Herald of Redemption says, "I do not need your tongue right now, Daeir, only your
teeth."


I have no reason why this was said.  Just odd.

Kresslack

Right now he said. That leaves a lot open for interpretation. 

Achilles

Aktillum said:

Now this begs the question, who would win in a fight - Yudhishthira or a Dala'myrr?

Dala'myrr, I saw it one-shot Penwize in Dragonform.

Lucerna

Isaiah said:

The real question is why are you hitting a little girl?

I wasn't hitting a little girl; I was beating down on that crap-ass stablemaster. 

Although I did hit her after she swore at me.

Siduri

Carmell said:

Halos Vorondil, Herald of Redemption says, "I do not need your tongue right now, Daeir, only your
teeth."


I have no reason why this was said.  Just odd.

Basically: Serpent, shut up and bite.

Synbios

Siduri said:

Carmell said:

Halos Vorondil, Herald of Redemption says, "I do not need your tongue right now, Daeir, only your
teeth."


I have no reason why this was said.  Just odd.

Basically: Serpent, shut up and bite.

Still not helping his case there, @Siduri.

Jinsun

Aww @Proficy does not want me killing @Zephyros:

Proficy tells you, "Dont pick on him for being mark."

Let the griefing commence.

Achimrst

Jinsun said:

Aww @Proficy does not want me killing @Zephyros:

Proficy tells you, "Dont pick on him for being mark."

Let the griefing commence.

We have found Proficy's weakness, everyone knows what to do.

Kresslack

nvm

Hirst

Ugrach, Lord of the Undead grins slyly, reaches down, and takes a serrated, darksteel dirk from the corpse of Hirst.

Griefed by Ugrach

Bonko

You reach down and take a serrated, darksteel dirk from the corpse of Hirst.

Do u like my new disguise guis??? ^________^

Synbios

Bonko said:

You reach down and take a serrated, darksteel dirk from the corpse of Hirst.

Do u like my new disguise guis??? ^________^

The back zipper is too obvious. Fire your costume designer.

Tharvis

Synbios said:

Bonko said:

You reach down and take a serrated, darksteel dirk from the corpse of Hirst.

Do u like my new disguise guis??? ^________^

The back zipper is too obvious. Fire your costume designer.

Nooooooo! My new job!

Amanu

The Mayaween costume department is disappointed, @Tharvis‌

Tharvis

Amanu said:

The Mayaween costume department is disappointed, @Tharvis‌

I still get my payment for this month, right?

Amanu

Hmm...

Mithridates

A brown, floppy-eared bunny, your loyal companion, has been slain by Lord Marshal Hasar Lichlord.

Tharvis

(Newbie): Pennis says, "Hi."

I'm going to admit, I misread that name

Achimrst

Tharvis said:

(Newbie): Pennis says, "Hi."

I'm going to admit, I misread that name

Why isn't @Pennis talking to me, we have the best times together.

Cyla

Had been derping around TRYING to watch Goosebumps with Achaea in the background, til this happened:

The crew of the adjacent ship, "The Gypsy Wind", extend a gangplank between the two ships. <-- Did not know that was Tart's ship.

= S--@h85,H67,CE100%,W<-SE@24kts,C/S->NE@0,V

3525h, 3877m, 16525e, 16525w cexkd-ql

Quarterdeck of Zarathustran Gale.

                         

                         

                         

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There are 10 shipmates here. A standard cartographer's desk with a large, slanted lid has been 

bolted down here. A ladder of long, soft leaves comprises a wispy Weaver's Fern along the ground. 

Firmly tied to the ship's deck, an Arcanian arm thrower awaits its next target. Suspended by a long, 

thickly braided cable, a massive diving bell hangs here. A large golden flag flutters proudly from 

the mainmast high above, bearing the city arms of Ashtan.  The gangplank from another ship has been 

extended to this deck, and you may CROSS GANGPLANK from here. 

You see exits leading south and in.

= S--@h85,H67,CE100%,W<-SE@24kts,C/S->NE@0,V

3525h, 3877m, 16525e, 16525w cexkd-yell hi?

You yell, "Hi?"

3525h, 3877m, 16525e, 16525w cexkd-

You just received message #3019 from Taraus.

= S--@h85,H67,CE100%,W<-SE@24kts,C/S->NE@0,V

3525h, 3877m, 16525e, 16525w cexkd-ship disengage

You order your crew to disengage the grappling hooks from the Thalassian seastrider named "The Gypsy 

Wind".

The crew rush to the decks to disengage the ship from the grappling hooks of the Thalassian 

seastrider named "The Gypsy Wind".

= S--@h85,H67,CE100%,W<-SE@24kts,C/S->NE@0,V

3525h, 3877m, 16525e, 16525w cexkd-rm

Message #3019       Sent by Taraus

4/05/6:30 Hull's awfully low there. Also, you have tells off?

= S--@h85,H67,CE100%,W<-SE@24kts,C/S->NE@0,V

3525h, 3877m, 16525e, 16525w cexkd-

The crew of your ship is now ready to execute another order.

= S--@h85,H67,CE100%,W<-SE@24kts,C/S->NE@0,V

3525h, 3877m, 16525e, 16525w cexkd-

With a splattering of gore, Lothiac's body has been crushed in the mighty jaws of Warlord Jhui Ta'sa,

 Lord of the Crossing, his head consumed as a victorious snack.

= S--@h85,H67,CE100%,W<-SE@24kts,C/S->NE@0,V

3525h, 3877m, 16525e, 16525w cexkd-tellsoff

You are already ignoring tells.

= S--@h85,H67,CE100%,W<-SE@24kts,C/S->NE@0,V

3525h, 3877m, 16525e, 16525w cexkd-tellson

You will listen to tells now.

= S--@h85,H67,CE100%,W<-SE@24kts,C/S->NE@0,V

3525h, 3877m, 16525e, 16525w cexkd-ship repair

Syntax:

   SHIP REPAIR ALL

   SHIP REPAIR HULL [STOP]

   SHIP REPAIR NONE

   SHIP REPAIR SAIL[S] [STOP]

   SHIP REPAIR STATUS

= S--@h85,H67,CE100%,W<-SE@24kts,C/S->NE@0,V

3525h, 3877m, 16525e, 16525w cexkd-ship repair all

Your crew begins to mend your sails and repair your hull.

= S--@h85,H67,CE100%,W<-SE@24kts,C/S->NE@0,V

3525h, 3877m, 16525e, 16525w cexkd-

Sail repair continues. The sails are now at 86% health.

Hull repair continues. The hull is now at 68% health.

= S--@h86,H68,CE99%,W<-SE@24kts,C/S->NE@0,V

3525h, 3877m, 16525e, 16525w cexkd-tell taraus god damn, you scared the shit out of it

You tell Taraus Bravi'os, Wild Gypsy, "God damn, you scared the shit out of me."

= S--@h86,H68,CE99%,W<-SE@24kts,C/S->NE@0,V

3525h, 3877m, 16525e, 16525w cexkd-

Sail repair continues. The sails are now at 87% health.

Hull repair continues. The hull is now at 69% health.

= S--@h87,H69,CE99%,W<-SE@24kts,C/S->NE@0,V

3525h, 3877m, 16525e, 16525w cexkd-

Taraus tells you, "That was the point, girl."

= S--@h87,H69,CE99%,W<-SE@24kts,C/S->NE@0,V

3525h, 3877m, 16525e, 16525w cexkd-

Sail repair continues. The sails are now at 88% health.

Hull repair continues. The hull is now at 70% health.

= S--@h88,H70,CE99%,W<-SE@24kts,C/S->NE@0,V

3525h, 3877m, 16525e, 16525w cexkd-

Taraus tells you, "The fuck is the hull so low for?"

= S--@h88,H70,CE99%,W<-SE@24kts,C/S->NE@0,V

3525h, 3877m, 16525e, 16525w cexkd-

Sail repair continues. The sails are now at 88% health.

Hull repair continues. The hull is now at 71% health.

= S--@h88,H71,CE99%,W<-SE@24kts,C/S->NE@0,V

3525h, 3877m, 16525e, 16525w cexkd-

Sail repair continues. The sails are now at 89% health.

Hull repair continues. The hull is now at 71% health.

= S--@h89,H71,CE99%,W<-SE@24kts,C/S->NE@0,V

3525h, 3877m, 16525e, 16525w cexkd-tell taraus i.. wasn't paying attention. Won't happen again

You tell Taraus Bravi'os, Wild Gypsy, "I.. wasn't paying attention. Won't happen again."

Ty for the lesson @Taraus, that will be one new pair of pants please.  

Tharvis

@Cyla tells you, "Is okay, I forgive you."

woohoo!

Ruth

You're lucky I was nice, @Cyla. I saw you on that ship when I undocked from Riparium on the TLS Inexorable. I sailed next to you and there was no response. Was such an easy target.

I decided to inform Hirst about that Ashtani ship or I would've sunk instead.

Cyla

Tharvis said:

@Cyla tells you, "Is okay, I forgive you."

woohoo!

I only SORTA forgave you. You still haven't got your gold out bro!

Kresslack

Some gems from tonight's chess match:

The Omega castles to the queen's side.

The Omega says, "Bring it."

The Omega says, "I'M CASTLED."

The Omega exclaims, "I AM INVULNERABLE!"

The Omega says, "I am going to strip the skin from your king's body, and hang it to warn others of 

their peril in challenging my army."

You say in a deep, strong voice, "If I could briefly interrupt with a toast..."

You clear your throat.

Omega tilts His head and listens intently.

You say in a deep, strong voice, "I once met a woman who offered her honour. So I honoured her offer,

 and I spent the whole night on her and offer her!"

Taking a greedy swig of the smooth, spiced bourbon, you swallow a few flavourful mouthfuls before 

replacing the stopper.

Omega takes a hearty sip from a brown glass bottle, and His eyes sparkle with admiration.

Omega reaches out and casually fistbumps you.

edit: Getting real tired of your shit, spoiler tags...

Cyla

Oh, y'know what, that was probably why he told me to go get an Ashtani flag made up. And why I paid for it outta my own monies. Punishment for being half afk. 

I love you Hirsty-poo. 

Bonko

Message #17017      Sent by Mhaldorian

4/05/10:50 So, I guess after dealing with Joffrey Baratheon and having it post on forums, you guys still don't 

understand the definition of a "kill room". If that is the case I can always issue you both again, 

so you will get a clear understanding. I have no problem with being ganked. I have a problem when it 

is being ganked in a kill room. There is no way for me to fight back.