Memorable quotes

Kresslack

A small but lovely shrubbery resembling Bonko shouts, "On this day the High Lady Maleficence of the Maldaathi 

is given a new task of suffering to embrace: that of training a new falcon."

Bonko

You grasp the corpse of a jet-black falcon in your claws as you tear the hapless body in two. Gore 

drips slowly from your maw as you consume the mutilated remains, savouring the still-warm organs.

Strata

Radakail or whatever who uprooted the flag at NoNT and took it into Minia. Hell yes!

-20:09:26- (Party): You say, "Radakail is in the land of Minia."  <-- wat

-20:09:32- (Party): You say, "Radakail is in the land of Minia."  <-- srs?

-20:09:41- (Party): You say, "I'm unphased at Ivy-covered archway to Minia (road) in the Central Wilderness."

-20:09:47- (Party): Jhui says, "Go for flag."

-20:09:50- (Party): You say, "Radakail uprooted."

-20:09:52- (Party): Jhui says, "..."

-20:09:52- (Party): You say, "And ran into minia."

-20:10:01- (The Warriors of Sapience): Dunn says, "LOL."

-20:10:03- (The Warriors of Sapience): Dunn says, "FFS."

-20:10:04- Daslin tells you, "Wow. dude dumb."

-20:10:10- (Party): You say, "Radakail is at Trailhead to the Ember Tower in the land of Minia."

-20:10:17- (The Warriors of Sapience): You say, "That is HILARIOUS."

-20:10:22- (Project 9): You say, "HAHAHAHAHA."

-20:10:25- (Project 9): You say, "F*****ng Radakail."

-20:10:31- (Project 9): Taraus says, "Yeeaaaaaa."

-20:10:31- (Party): Josoul says, "Radakail has a flag and is in minia?!"

-20:10:42- (Project 9): Khaibit says, "That's awesome."

-20:10:52- (Project 9): Daslin says, "I AM -TOO- DRUNK FOR THIS SHIT."

Kross

Nat tells you, "At a great distance Daijin Kross Da'Navi, Ephebe of Neraeos yells, "... Sartan, ... pretty"."

Hasar

Man. Part of me wishes Radakail was able to hold it long enough, that we could've sent assassin newbies to get him.

Clearly they should have put in a Newbie area flag/hill

Dunn

That one huge fight at NoT that he uprooted in the middle of... I couldn't stop laughing.

Kross

All he knew was Minia. He was taking it back to home base with him. Imp Lord pays well for Ashtani flags.

Siduri

Very honestly, when I read about the kid planting the flag in Minia, I burst out laughing. There is just too much genius in this!

Kross

He could have put Hashan on the board singlehanded. Radakail for Seneschal

Draqoom

Kross said:

He could have put Hashan on the board singlehanded. Radakail for Seneschal

Would definately be better than @Xadzia or @Decan!

Achimrst

Draqoom said:

Kross said:

He could have put Hashan on the board singlehanded. Radakail for Seneschal

Would definately be better than @Xadzia or @Decan!

Ayleth would make a good Seneschal, she is active and she wins events such as the egg hunt does very well in bandersnatch if were going off achievements here. I don't think she is bad at combat either, she would be a great role model for Hashan!

Atalkez

Dunn said:

That one huge fight at NoT that he uprooted in the middle of... I couldn't stop laughing.

Time to recruit. That kid has balls.

Synbios

Kross said:

All he knew was Minia. 

Sounds like a title of a short story:

Just barely out of the prison, and his mind was suddenly afire with the City channel's shouted commands and orders to muster for a great battle, but he moved elsewhere. His mother, bless her soul wherever she was, had told him a gem of wisdom: "Now see here, Raddy, and listen good. Y'gotta stick to what you know, 'fore you goes and tries something new and stupid. Keep yer feet on the ground, b'fore ya stick your head into the clouds." 

So he learned all that he could from the first place he found himself in: Minia. He learned and he learned about the complex economies of the valley: kill, sell, money. Killed pixies, get money from the Imp Lord; killed imps, get money from Pixie Queen. He learned about the hellcats and the kobolds and the pygmies and oh it was all so confusing. Headslam? Kick? Or maybe one of those flails they used to sell in that shop? But learn he did, until he knew most of Minia, and what a feeling of pride did swell in him!

Yells of 'UPROOT THE FLAG' and 'ON BALANCE. GO GO GO' did he ignore, for he was close to knowing of all Minia, and boy, was he close. But then, lo and behold, he saw a flag in front of him, mighty and blazoned with the blazon of an Owl. Reaching forth with a shaking hand, he grasped the flag and pulled it out(the nearby Ashtani Grook looked positively stunned when he did so) and then...what? 

And the city channel exploded. "HE HAS THE FLAG." "BY THE GODS HE HAS THE FLAG." "PLANT THE FLAG RADAKAIL. PLANT IT!" Plant it? But where? He was more confused than a pixie child who had spun one too many times, more confused than the imp alchemist in one of his concoctionist binges, more confused than a hellcat chasing its own tail. Where should he plant it? Desperate, he remembered his mother's advice.

Y'gotta stick to what you know, 'fore you goes and tries something new and stupid. 

Y'gotta stick to what you know

Stick to what you know.

That's it! He knew Minia. Maybe the Imps would know what to do with the flag. Or the Pixies. By the Gods, maybe even the hellcats might know! Thank you, mother, wherever you are, he muttered, as he set off past the ivy archway. She'll be proud of him, he knew. 

And so he went to Minia, dragging the flag behind him and, if only for a moment, out of the reach of Ashtan. For Minia was all he knew.

Asmodron

Draqoom said:

Kross said:

He could have put Hashan on the board singlehanded. Radakail for Seneschal

Would definately be better than Xadzia or Decan!

Let's attempt to avoid personal attacks, mm?

Kross

Synbios said:

Kross said:

All he knew was Minia. 

Sounds like a title of a short story:

<EPIC SHORT STORY THAT I READ THREE TIMES AND CRIED. BETTER THAN FROZEN>

Seriously, you should get paid for that.

Edit: Enter that in Bardics.

Achimrst

Asmodron said:

Draqoom said:

Kross said:

He could have put Hashan on the board singlehanded. Radakail for Seneschal

Would definately be better than Xadzia or Decan!

Let's attempt to avoid personal attacks, mm?

Good luck with that.

Datrius

Ok, seriously, that was an awesome story off just so little info

Agrias

I was going to write an epic narrative about it off the top of my head, but I got lazy.

Tharvis

@Synbios for HL of that new targossian house that's all about writing.

alternatively, @Synbios for president

Melodie

Kross said:

Synbios said:

Kross said:

All he knew was Minia. 

Sounds like a title of a short story:

<EPIC SHORT STORY THAT I READ THREE TIMES AND CRIED. BETTER THAN FROZEN>

Seriously, you should get paid for that.

Edit: Enter that in Bardics.

[-X

Amanu

All reality shudders as the voice of Someone powerful thunders across the land, "We're going kill 

for kill in these closing moments! Who will win?!"

Think Tharos just achieved Ascension during the tie breaker xpevent.

Atalkez

Walked into NoT to a random person comment, I lol'd

Tapion says in a low and calm voice, "A fully inebriated beautiful woman is every mans dream."

Bonko

You say, "Quest."

Atoritha, Chaplain of the Silver Wing says, "I am the representative of one of the greatest Elder 

gods. Yet you ask me if I have some sort of quest for you? I'm a diplomat, not some hapless peasant.

"

RUDE.

Bonko

At the base of the Targossian barracks (indoors).

An oak chest is here. An oak rocker with a covering of light violet satin is here. An oak bench with 

a covering of light violet satin is here. Extrum Wintermourne is here. He wields a Shield of 

Absorption in his left hand.

You see exits leading southeast, up, down (closed door), and a wormhole leading to The Gates of the 

Gauntlet.

You sent the following message to Extrum:

Hai bb.

Message #16944      Sent by Extrum

3/30/0:02 Herro.

---

Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

You are suddenly and unexpectedly pulled back into phase with reality.(svo): System unpaused.

pt unphased: Averrone (Targossas)

You wave your hand over the brazier tattoo and summon Extrum to you.

[southeast, here -

   Extrum (1)]

You attempt to stifle your amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

You say, "Oh."

Extrum peers about himself unscrupulously.

You say, "Noob."

Extrum attempts to stifle his amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

You attempt to stifle your amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

Extrum Wintermourne says, "Interesting."

You say, "Totally didn't think."

You say, "That would work."

You twiddle your thumbs.

You say, "I wonder who else isn't cloaked."

You tilt your head to one side, rub your chin, and thoughtfully declare "Hrm."

Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

You wave your hand over the brazier tattoo and summon Iskla to you.

[southeast, here -

   Iskla (1)]

You attempt to stifle your amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

Extrum attempts to stifle his amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

You say, "Hahaha."

You say, "Why are you guys not cloaked."

Extrum Wintermourne says, "Its tht room."

You say, "No, he was in a different room to you."

Extrum Wintermourne says, "Oh."

Extrum Wintermourne says, "I was just in that room."

Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

A monolithic force resists your attempt to summon Marcen.

Extrum Wintermourne says, "But yeah."

You say, "Yeah, mono in barracks."

You say, "So ugh."

You say, "Now he's vulnerable."

You tilt your head to one side, rub your chin, and thoughtfully declare "Hrm."

Extrum pokes at Iskla urgently.

Extrum leaves to the southeast.

[southeast, here -

   Extrum (1)]

A large, rectangular gateway opens up near you, and as you hear the laughing voice of Extrum, Iskla 

is drawn through.

Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

You wave your hand over the brazier tattoo and summon Iskla to you.

[southeast, here -

   Iskla (1)]

A large, rectangular gateway opens up near you, and as you hear the laughing voice of Extrum, Iskla 

is drawn through.

You tell Extrum Wintermourne, "Pwnt."

You wave your hand over the brazier tattoo and summon Iskla to you.

[southeast, here -

   Iskla (1)]

A large, rectangular gateway opens up near you, and as you hear the laughing voice of Extrum, Iskla 

is drawn through.

You wave your hand over the brazier tattoo and summon Iskla to you.

[southeast, here -

   Iskla (1)]

A large, rectangular gateway opens up near you, and as you hear the laughing voice of Extrum, Iskla 

is drawn through.

Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

You wave your hand over the brazier tattoo and summon Iskla to you.

[southeast, here -

   Iskla (1)]

A large, rectangular gateway opens up near you, and as you hear the laughing voice of Extrum, Iskla 

is drawn through.

You wave your hand over the brazier tattoo and summon Iskla to you.

[southeast, here -

   Iskla (1)]

Extrum tells you, "Haha."

You tell Extrum Wintermourne, "Lol."

Extrum tells you, "Griefing me out of cards."

You tell Extrum Wintermourne, "Ok I'll stahp."

A large, rectangular gateway opens up near you, and as you hear the laughing voice of Extrum, Iskla 

is drawn through.

but a cloak / mono ain't one!

Hasar

Nyarthol tells you in Mhaldorian, "Lord Marshal... I'm affected by a disease that, when diagnosed, appears to have a "tripping hard" effect. Any suggestions?"

Nyarthol tells you in Mhaldorian, "It's... unique, to be sure. I'm seeing round, smiling faces in my screen... that are in a spherical, ball shape."

You tell Malefic Nyarthol in Mhaldorian, "Yes. That will happen for a time."

Nyarthol tells you in Mhaldorian, "It'd be better described, due to the shapes of the hallucinations, as tripping balls.. in my opinion."

GDI Creville.

Synbios

Embracing a warrior's fate, Sukashi has succumbed to her own blade.

4569h, 3183m, 22450e, 18397w cexkdb-honors sukashi

Sukashi Neige (female Xoran).

She is 36 years old, having been born on the 14th of Aeguary, 614 years after the fall of the 

Seleucarian Empire.

She is ranked 1877th in Achaea.

She is an extremely credible character.

She is not known for acts of infamy.

She is a Plebeian in Ashtan.

She is considered to be approximately 5% of your might.

She is a mentor and able to take on proteges.

Her motto: 'I hate life...'

She has been divorced once.

She must really hate life.

Agrias

(Sentinels): You say, "Hmm. Trident with 242 to-hit. Seems excessive."

(Sentinels): Rom says, "Yes, considering Woodlore abilities cannot miss."

(Sentinels): Agathon says, "A trident that will never miss.. excellent.. throw it on the pile."

(Sentinels): You say, "Indeed."



AT LEAST I'M -TRYING-. 

Tvistor

I missed Agathon so much. People IRL just don't get as angry.

Nizaris

22:13:57 A small gremlin appears, negligently throws a 

rolled up letter at you, then disappears in a puff of acrid 

smoke.

22:14:02 You scowl miserably at an elegant white letter.

22:14:24 You say in Mhaldorian in a pained voice, "Damned 

paper."

22:14:36 You say to Florentino in Mhaldorian in a pained 

voice, "Naga, make a note: burn down the Ithmias."

22:14:53 Florentino nods his head at you.

22:15:01 Florentino Milani says, "So noted, Rector."

22:15:06 You say in Mhaldorian in a pained voice, "Good."

22:15:09 You spit in an elegant white letter's face.

Adioro

22:27:02:800| 100%h, 100%m, 3096e, 16400w, 6x ex - [Twisted]~-+HEALING OFF+-~
As the ox tattoo's shape is codified, and the last of the ink leaves the air, Lyndee pauses for a
moment, an admiring look on her face.
22:27:06:744| 100%h, 100%m, 3106e, 16400w, 6x ex - [Twisted]~-+HEALING OFF+-~
Your ox tattoo tingles slightly.
22:27:09:746| 100%h, 100%m, 3116e, 16400w, 6x e- - [Twisted]~-+HEALING OFF+-~
You say, "Thank you!"
22:27:11:847| 100%h, 100%m, 3126e, 16400w, 6x e- - [Twisted]~-+HEALING OFF+-~
In the crystal-clear night sky, the stars twinkle and glow brightly.
22:27:12:291| 100%h, 100%m, 3126e, 16400w, 6x e- - [Twisted]~-+HEALING OFF+-~
Healing ON!
22:27:12:805| 100%h, 100%m, 3126e, 16400w, 6x e- - [Twisted]
You: REGAIN balance 3.593
22:27:13:404| 100%h, 100%m, 3126e, 16400w, 6x ex - [Twisted]
Devout Lyndee Faelithar says, "You're welcome."
22:27:15:598| 100%h, 100%m, 3136e, 16400w, 6x ex - [Twisted]
Devout Lyndee Faelithar says, "Remember to touch it."
22:27:18:784| 100%h, 100%m, 3136e, 16400w, 6x ex - [Twisted]
You say, "Now I just need a endurance blessings thing."
22:27:20:325| 100%h, 100%m, 3152e, 16400w, 6x ex - [Twisted]
You say, "And then I can kill all the goblins ever."
22:27:26:871| 100%h, 100%m, 3162e, 16400w, 6x ex - [Twisted]
Sinking gracefully within the sky, the silvery moon concedes to the approaching dawn and a brush of
aurulent light spreads over the land.
22:27:28:519| 100%h, 100%m, 3162e, 16400w, 6x ex - [Twisted]
You nod your head emphatically.
22:27:28:731| 100%h, 100%m, 3182e, 16400w, 6x ex - [Twisted]
Devout Lyndee Faelithar says, "Maybe Kellonius or Niks could help you."
22:27:33:605| 100%h, 100%m, 3198e, 16400w, 6x ex - [Twisted]
An ox tattoo fades from view and disappears.
22:27:39:921| 100%h, 100%m, 3214e, 16400w, 6x ex - [Twisted]
Devout Lyndee Faelithar says, "Try fluttering your eyelashes."
22:27:42:764| 100%h, 100%m, 3224e, 16400w, 6x ex - [Twisted]
"Ummmm," you say uncertainly.
22:27:45:245| 100%h, 100%m, 3234e, 16400w, 6x ex - [Twisted]
Devout Lyndee Faelithar says, "Typically it works for me."
22:27:48:462| 100%h, 100%m, 3234e, 16400w, 6x ex - [Twisted]
Lyndee urges you onwards.
22:27:50:488| 100%h, 100%m, 3244e, 16400w, 6x ex - [Twisted]
You say, "...my ox tattoo just faded."
22:27:52:248| 100%h, 100%m, 3244e, 16400w, 6x ex - [Twisted]
Lyndee gives a trillingly melodic laugh.
22:27:55:160| 100%h, 100%m, 3254e, 16400w, 6x ex - [Twisted]
You cross your arms and sulk wildly.
22:27:56:677| 100%h, 100%m, 3264e, 16400w, 6x ex - [Twisted]
You say, "Literally just now it faded..."
22:28:05:102| 100%h, 100%m, 3284e, 16400w, 6x ex - [Twisted]