Memorable quotes

Agrias

Xli said:

I want this attack:

4259h|91%, 5144m|88%, 99e%, 88w% ex|cdbk-   13:23:23.144

In a lighting quick move, Grandmaster Kevadrin comes behind you, grabs your head and quickly forces 

it towards your chest. You hear the bones in your neck crack and tendons pop as you lose 

consciousness.

1253h|26%, 5144m|88%, 99e%, 88w% ex|cdbk- [stun]  13:23:24.069(-3006h, 64.4%) 

You are too stunned to be able to do anything.

3000 damage and stun with no prep? AXK and BBT are nothing compared to this.

His first name is Avada.

Nieelensars

Hirst says in an eerie, subdued voice, "NLlw comesh the
Fuhn payt."
Hirst says in an eerie, subdued voice, "Trryi *hic* inhhhh
to gget romme."
Hirst says in Ashtani in an eerie, subdued voice, "DUa
*hic* natharr."
You say to Hermann Schmidt in an acquiescent voice, "They
need a token of their prowess!"
Hirst says in Ashtani in an eerie, subdued voice,
"DUanathab."
Hirst says in Ashtani in an eerie, subdued voice,
"Duaannazhaar."
Hirst says in Ashtani in an eerie, subdued voice,
"DdUaNathaqr."
Hirst says in Ashtani in an eerie, subdued voice,
"DuanJathhwr."
Hirst says in an eerie, subdued voice, "GOt thitk."
Hirst says in Ashtani in an eerie, subdued voice,
"DUanathhaaaj."
Hirst says in Ashtani in an eerie, subdued voice,
"Duanaaathaf."
Hirst says in Ashtani in an eerie, subdued voice,
"DuAnaatHar."
Hirst says in Ashtani in an eerie, subdued voice,
"Duanathar."
You say in an acquiescent voice, "He got it."

Agrias

Does anyone have a copy of the log from the last round?

Datrius

Seftin said:

Kross said:

Yeah Khalaz, wtf. Don't you know we have a special High Clan for veil users where we just talk in character about the peasants who don't have them? Sorry, @Nim, but your name comes up a lot for some reason.

DAMNIT KROSS THE FIRST RULE OF VEIL CLUB IS YOU DON'T TELL THE PEASANTS.

So how do I join Veil Club after I buy one?

Bonko

ASK EPICURUS JOIN ASHTAN AGREE

Cynlael

TIL Bonko is Ashtani.

Nieelensars

@Agrias yes I do I have it you want it?

Shunsui

A voice at great distance yells, "Bitch friend, ... invoke ..."

I love the random things token yells turn into

Agrias

@nieelensars Yes please.

Kresslack

I missed the drinking contest? 

Nieelensars

The Divine voice of Someone Powerful echoes in your head, "You're sending "dragonroar Kardal" to the
game."
4557h, 4359m, 21685e, 18715w exb- 23:06:53.524s
You raise an eyebrow and exclaim, "What the foozle?!" in confusion.
4557h, 4359m, 21685e, 18715w exb- 23:06:58.992s
I do not understand.
4557h, 4359m, 21685e, 18715w exb- 23:07:00.539s
Comprehension flashes across your face.
4557h, 4359m, 21685e, 18715w exb- 23:07:02.670s
Comprehension flashes across your face.
4557h, 4359m, 21685e, 18715w exb- 23:07:03.310s
Comprehension flashes across your face.
Tecton appears out of thin air.
A rune resembling a horse has been sketched into the ground here (raido: return location). A ladder
of long, soft leaves comprises a wispy Weaver's Fern along the ground. A runic totem is planted
solidly in the ground. There are 5 Ashtani corsairs here. A sigil in the shape of a small,
rectangular monolith is on the ground. A cherrywood chest is here. Tecton, the Terraformer is here,
wreathed in divine fire. He wields the Staff of Nicator in His left hand. You see a sign indicating
there are WARES for sale here.
You see exits leading east (open door) and down (closed door).
4557h, 4359m, 21685e, 18715w exb- 23:07:18.055s
Tecton shakes His head sadly at you.
4557h, 4359m, 21685e, 18715w exb- 23:07:20.793s

(svo): Temporarily pausing for dragonform.
With a grimness born of determination, you begin to unleash the Dragon that is now so much a part of
the fabric of your soul. A golden light begins to shine through from within you.
(p) 4557h, 4359m, 21685e, 18715w b- 23:07:21.994s
You have recovered equilibrium. (3.642s)
(p) 4557h, 4359m, 21685e, 18715w eb- 23:07:25.636s
You have recovered balance on all limbs. (3.979s)
(p) 4557h, 4359m, 21685e, 18715w exb- 23:07:25.973s
The golden light grows more intense, and with a gesture of utter submission to the Dragon within,
you throw your arms wide and your head back as you scream, "Aaasshhaaaaaaaxxeeeeiiiiii!"
(p) 4557h, 4359m, 21685e, 18715w exb- 23:07:26.990s
You cease your transformation into Dragonform.
You say in an acquiescent voice, "I do this all the time. Just ignore me!"

(svo): Unpausing.
4557h, 4359m, 21685e, 18715w exb- 23:07:29.153s
You cross your arms and sulk wildly.
4557h, 4359m, 21685e, 18715w exb- 23:07:30.410s
Deli of Disaster (indoors).
A rune resembling a horse has been sketched into the ground here (raido: return location). A ladder
of long, soft leaves comprises a wispy Weaver's Fern along the ground. A runic totem is planted
solidly in the ground. There are 5 Ashtani corsairs here. A sigil in the shape of a small,
rectangular monolith is on the ground. A cherrywood chest is here. Tecton, the Terraformer is here,
wreathed in divine fire. He wields the Staff of Nicator in His left hand. You see a sign indicating
there are WARES for sale here.
You see exits leading east (open door) and down (closed door).
4557h, 4359m, 21685e, 18715w exb- 23:07:31.084s

(svo): Temporarily pausing for dragonform.
With a grimness born of determination, you begin to unleash the Dragon that is now so much a part of
the fabric of your soul. A golden light begins to shine through from within you.
(p) 4557h, 4359m, 21685e, 18715w b- 23:07:33.338s
Tecton pets you ingratiatingly.
(p) 4557h, 4359m, 21685e, 18715w b- 23:07:35.260s
Tecton leaves to the ether.
Message #14         Sent by Tecton
3/22/4:10 I blame it on the brownies.
You sent the following message to Tecton:
I never said the brownies didn't contain stuff! I'll give you a special pair next time I see you. I
promise, ex-lax won't be involved.

WHY MUST I ALWAYS BREAK MYSELF?! -facepalm-

Kresslack

Since fireworks don't happen that often, I added a sound clip of some blackcats going off so I could really enjoy them. Well, I forgot my volume was all the way up just now from watching Trailer Park Boys...

You sent the following message to Tecton:

If that was you with the fireworks...thanks for making me spill my drink.

You just received message #1043 from Tecton.

Message #1043       Sent by Tecton

3/22/4:48 My works here is done.

Nieelensars

@Kresslack SEE! I'm not the only one he's picking on now

Atalkez

You both deserve it.

+10 @Tecton‌

Kresslack

Minion Ectix, Disciple of Zii says in Mhaldorian, "Oh, i had a question, after a successful slash, i 

can do a strike without waiting for balance right?"

You say in a deep, strong voice, "Correct, but not the other way around. So you can always combo a 

slash with a strike right after it."

You say in a deep, strong voice, "Also, things such as Pommelstrike count as well."

Minion Ectix, Disciple of Zii says in Mhaldorian, "How would you start an attack."

Minion Ectix, Disciple of Zii says in Mhaldorian, "I can pommelstrike after a slash or did you mean 

the other way around?"

You say in a deep, strong voice, "No, the pommelstrike is an attack of TwoArts, after which you can 

immediately follow with a strike."

You say in a deep, strong voice, "Observe."

As you draw Striking Silhouette from its scabbard, you drive the pommel into Ectix's chin.

With rapid precision, you aim first a punch then a spearhand blow at two points on Ectix's chest.

You feel the subtle power of Shindo flowing within you.

You have recovered balance on all limbs.BALANCE = YES  (1.436s)

Ectix takes some balm from a vial and rubs it on his skin.

Ectix eats a plumbum flake.

Ectix takes some balm from a vial and rubs it on his skin.

Ectix eats a stannum flake.

Ectix eats a plumbum flake.

Ectix eats a magnesium chip.

Minion Ectix, Disciple of Zii says in Mhaldorian, "Shit."

He seems eager to learn, which is a good sign. Lots of questions, another good sign. And he swears when faced with difficulty. I like him already.

Bonko

Near Targossas.

Avianca arrives from the west.

Avianca raises her hand in greeting and says "Hi!"

Avianca leaves to the east.

You tell Captain Avianca Shu'in-Crescent, "Hi."

Avianca tells you, "Come here."

You tell Captain Avianca Shu'in-Crescent, "NO."

You tell Captain Avianca Shu'in-Crescent, "IT'S A TRAP."

Avianca tells you, "Clouds then."

You say, "Duanathar."

You quickly utter "Duanathar" and your wings flare with power before swiftly carrying you up to on 

the clouds.

On the clouds (indoors).

A ladder of long, soft leaves comprises a wispy Weaver's Fern along the ground. An obsidian eye 

sigil is here. Wings flaring, a pegasus tosses his regal head impatiently. A stone gargoyle flies 

overhead on leathery, grey wings. Standing still as a statue, a blood steed has fixed its fiery red 

eyes on some movement in the distance. The shining figure of a guardian angel floats in the air here.

  Captain Avianca Shu'in-Crescent is here. She wields a Raphaelan mace in her left hand and a Shield 

of Absorption bearing the arms of Avianca in her right.

You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west, northwest, up, down,

 and in.

You say, "What."

Avianca gives a group of 500 gold inks to you. <--- She had taken a lot of inks I dropped one time when I died.

"Ooohhhhhhhhhh," you say.

You thank Avianca profusely.

Captain Avianca Shu'in-Crescent says in a commanding voice, "I'm not a bitch."

Avianca pats you in a friendly manner.

Avianca leaves to the east.

Strata is pulled back into phase with reality!

Strata says, "Yes she is."

You attempt to stifle your amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

Tharvis

you can always expect @Strata to do something that epic, somebody give that man a medal

Saeva

Is that Avianca's way of asking if she can be the next Targossian to join the Earionduil/Bonko "pester Mhaldor" squad?
You'll have a line before long. And tons of ink!

Bonko

To be honest, Avianca was our first member. Long before Jovolo and Santar.

Kinilan

(Party): Hirst says, "I slept with the elf chick that that one guy is trying to seduce then told him and he ran off and got himself killed."

Uh...ok?

Bluef

Kinilan said:

(Party): Hirst says, "I slept with the elf chick that that one guy is trying to seduce then told him and he ran off and got himself killed."

Uh...ok?

Was it the Keebler elf or the one from Riverdale? I get those two confused. 

Riley

Bluef said:

Kinilan said:

(Party): Hirst says, "I slept with the elf chick that that one guy is trying to seduce then told him and he ran off and got himself killed."

Uh...ok?

Was it the Keebler elf or the one from Riverdale? I get those two confused. 

Keebler

Achimrst

Kinilan said:

(Party): Hirst says, "I slept with the elf chick that that one guy is trying to seduce then told him and he ran off and got himself killed."

Uh...ok?

Hot

Tharvis

es eleusis

Current event: Party Duel

Red Team: Santar and Rangor

Blue Team: Kross and Nemutaur

Player           Health/Mana             Location

-------------------------------------------------------------------------

@Makarios         10678/10678H 10678/10678M  A sheer cliff in the mountainside

Kross            6814/6814H 6691/6759M   A sheer cliff in the mountainside

Nemutaur         5257/5618H 6879/6964M   Before a wide crack in the mountainside

Santar           6390/7008H 6593/7008M   A sheer cliff in the mountainside

tut tut, we're on to you, Makarios!

Kresslack

Kinilan said:

(Party): Hirst says, "I slept with the elf chick that that one guy is trying to seduce then told him and he ran off and got himself killed."

Uh...ok?

Kresslack

So...everyone standing outside the Delos arena, waiting to joust, sorry, but we erm....kinda broke it. Paging @Tecton:

[spoiler]

Digging your heels into the flanks of a black Zarathustran stallion, you urge him to yet greater 

speeds.

A look of concentration comes over Mycen Rousseau, Nagarani as she makes minor adjustments to her 

position atop Nasht, a winged black panther.

With concussive force, your lance strikes Mycen's armour, sending wooden splinters flying through 

the air as it is broken by the impact.

Mycen's lance catches you a glancing blow, but fails to unseat you.

A white flag is raised at your end of the jousting field, indicating your victory in this round and 

bringing the score to: Kresslack 3, Mycen 2.

The round concluded, you begin to make your way back to your end of the jousting field.

You cast the broken remains of your lance to one side, its purpose served.

A wild lycopod has plunged the finely shredded remains of Arille into its acidic secretions.

lower lance

You have not yet returned to your starting position.

You yell, "Did we break it already?"

 l

You see Mycen Rousseau, Nagarani yell, "Looks like it."

You are jousting - you may not do that.

msg tecton HALP! I think we broke the Delos arena while jousting. It's not letting us start the 

next round.

You are jousting - you may not do that.

You yell, "I can't even message Tecton, bloody hell."

You see Mycen Rousseau, Nagarani yell, "Yeah.. and you can't do anything else."

You see Mycen Rousseau, Nagarani yell, "Is there a time out function?"

You yell, "Uncertain."

l

You are jousting - you may not do that.

You yell, "Lupus' hairy backside! We might be here a while."

You see Mycen Rousseau, Nagarani yell, "I can't even enjoy my rum or cigar."

A black Zarathustran stallion shakes his head.

You see Mycen Rousseau, Nagarani yell, "I want to know how we broke it."

You yell, "Probably one of the splinters from my broken lance struck the attendant in the neck and 

he bled out. Pansy."

You yell, "Someone bring me a damned drink!"

You see Mycen Rousseau, Nagarani yell, "He so should  be able to endure more."

You see Mycen Rousseau, Nagarani yell, "Cigar and drink!"

You see Mycen Rousseau, Nagarani yell, "Well, we are really stuck it seems."

You yell, "So it would seem."

[/spoiler]

Santar

On the clouds (indoors).

You are high above the Sapience mainland with a view that is nothing short of 

outstanding. Below you are scattered clouds, and further below you see a falcon 

wheeling and banking in pursuit of its meal. A ladder of long, soft leaves 

comprises a wispy Weaver's Fern along the ground. An obsidian eye sigil is here. 

Standing still as a statue, a blood steed has fixed its fiery red eyes on some 

movement in the distance. A pileated gibbon reclines upon the ground, scrunched 

behind its long limbs. A brightly coloured hermit crab scuttles back and forth, 

clacking his claws. A large wall of stone stands here, blocking passage to the 

east. A large wall of stone stands here, blocking passage to the up.  Peak 

Moliuvia, Master Smith is here. His face is partially concealed beneath a raised 

hood. He wields a runic totem in both hands.

You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west, 

northwest, up, down, and in.

7008h, 6266m, 34640e, 31274w cexkdb-00:55:52:343

You say, "What you doing with that totem big bo."

Peak Moliuvia, Master Smith says, "UH... NOTHING."

You say, "I bet."

Target: Peak

Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.

Rebounding Stripped!-

Drawing an enormous breath, you exhale, expelling a gale of wind with such force 

that Peak is knocked over.

Peak ceases to prop up a tall totem pole.

PEAK LIED TO ME.

Asmodron

Kresslack said:

So...everyone standing outside the Delos arena, waiting to joust, sorry, but we erm....kinda broke it. Paging @Tecton:

[spoiler]

Digging your heels into the flanks of a black Zarathustran stallion, you urge him to yet greater 

speeds.

A look of concentration comes over Mycen Rousseau, Nagarani as she makes minor adjustments to her 

position atop Nasht, a winged black panther.

With concussive force, your lance strikes Mycen's armour, sending wooden splinters flying through 

the air as it is broken by the impact.

Mycen's lance catches you a glancing blow, but fails to unseat you.

A white flag is raised at your end of the jousting field, indicating your victory in this round and 

bringing the score to: Kresslack 3, Mycen 2.

The round concluded, you begin to make your way back to your end of the jousting field.

You cast the broken remains of your lance to one side, its purpose served.

A wild lycopod has plunged the finely shredded remains of Arille into its acidic secretions.

lower lance

You have not yet returned to your starting position.

You yell, "Did we break it already?"

 l

You see Mycen Rousseau, Nagarani yell, "Looks like it."

You are jousting - you may not do that.

msg tecton HALP! I think we broke the Delos arena while jousting. It's not letting us start the 

next round.

You are jousting - you may not do that.

You yell, "I can't even message Tecton, bloody hell."

You see Mycen Rousseau, Nagarani yell, "Yeah.. and you can't do anything else."

You see Mycen Rousseau, Nagarani yell, "Is there a time out function?"

You yell, "Uncertain."

l

You are jousting - you may not do that.

You yell, "Lupus' hairy backside! We might be here a while."

You see Mycen Rousseau, Nagarani yell, "I can't even enjoy my rum or cigar."

A black Zarathustran stallion shakes his head.

You see Mycen Rousseau, Nagarani yell, "I want to know how we broke it."

You yell, "Probably one of the splinters from my broken lance struck the attendant in the neck and 

he bled out. Pansy."

You yell, "Someone bring me a damned drink!"

You see Mycen Rousseau, Nagarani yell, "He so should  be able to endure more."

You see Mycen Rousseau, Nagarani yell, "Cigar and drink!"

You see Mycen Rousseau, Nagarani yell, "Well, we are really stuck it seems."

You yell, "So it would seem."

[/spoiler]

You see Mycen Rousseau, Nagarani yell, "Is there a time out function?"

You yell, "Uncertain."

A black Zarathustran stallion shakes his head.

Your horse was trying to answer you. Learn to horsewhisper.

Asmodron

What's Happening Live

Player Death
Bonko was slain by a knight of the Maldaathi.

Level Lost
Bonko dropped to level 99.

Player Death
Bonko was slain by a Riverwall bow-maiden.

@Tecton this one's for you

Bonko

That's nothing retard ganking some scrubs won't easily fix.

See you soon, Mhaldor!