Memorable quotes

Kuy

Antonius said:

@Kuy: How long ago did you quote Bonko on your phone?

Say what now?

Antonius

@Kuy: You have a quote from a post Bonko made ages ago at the top of your last post, I figured it's from a draft saved by the mobile version of the forums.

Kuy

Antonius said:

@Kuy: You have a quote from a post Bonko made ages ago at the top of your last post, I figured it's from a draft saved by the mobile version of the forums.

Oh gosh. I didn't notice that.  Not sure!

Agrias

Perl says with a Cyrenian accent, "Where is this riparium or whatever it is."
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Pharue gives a pained sigh.
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You say in a hallowed voice, "Under da sea."
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A miniature monkey sings, "Shalalala."
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Kafziel

You're not allowed to quote your own jokes

Jarrod

Strata

You slip away to the up and successfully evade your pursuers.

Stygian Crossroads.

A noxious, red-hued fog overwhelms the area with a thick, palpable vapour. Everything about you is obscured by a heavy fog. Some graffiti has been scrawled here. It reads, "Live without the 

constraints of Virtue and nothing will be denied you." An elegant bloodstone bench is here. A black oak chest is here. Benedominatus Cooper is here. You may ENTER SUBDIVISION from here.

You see exits leading northeast, east (open door), west (open door), northwest, up, and down.

You take an eye sigil from a wyvernskin pack.

You begin to wield an eye sigil in your right hand.

You cast the eye sigil at the ground, and it bursts with a flash of light.

(mapper): Okay, the mapper will now use dash!

(mapper): Unlocking all wormholes...

(mapper): Unlocked 724 known wormholes.

You use a soot-blackened tinderbox to light the firecracker.

You light the fuse on the firecracker and it begins to burn merrily.

You drop a glittering firecracker.

You use a soot-blackened tinderbox to light the firecracker.

You light the fuse on the firecracker and it begins to burn merrily.

You drop a glittering firecracker.

You use a soot-blackened tinderbox to light the firecracker.

You light the fuse on the firecracker and it begins to burn merrily.

You drop a glittering firecracker.

You use a soot-blackened tinderbox to light the firecracker.

You light the fuse on the firecracker and it begins to burn merrily.

You drop a glittering firecracker.

You use a soot-blackened tinderbox to light the firecracker.

You light the fuse on the firecracker and it begins to burn merrily.

You drop a glittering firecracker.

You use a soot-blackened tinderbox to light the firecracker.

You light the fuse on the firecracker and it begins to burn merrily.

You drop a glittering firecracker.

You use a soot-blackened tinderbox to light the firecracker.

You light the fuse on the firecracker and it begins to burn merrily.

You drop a glittering firecracker.

You use a soot-blackened tinderbox to light the firecracker.

You light the fuse on the firecracker and it begins to burn merrily.

You drop a glittering firecracker.

You use a soot-blackened tinderbox to light the firecracker.

You light the fuse on the firecracker and it begins to burn merrily.

You drop a glittering firecracker.

You use a soot-blackened tinderbox to light the firecracker.

You light the fuse on the firecracker and it begins to burn merrily.

You drop a glittering firecracker.

You say, "Duanathara."

You quickly utter "Duanathara" and your wings flare with power before swiftly carrying you up to above the clouds over central sapience.

Above the clouds over central Sapience (indoors).

-19:45:33- Cooper tells you, "Do you want me to mail the bag of shit to you or should I just clean it up?"

-19:47:29- You tell Benedominatus Cooper, "If you're having problems with your own bowel functions, perhaps you should speak with someone knowledgeable in that... area. I don't think mailing me your fecal matter would do you much good."

-19:48:09- Cooper tells you, "You've clearly never had a phased serpent divebomb you with firecrackers."

-19:49:10- You tell Benedominatus Cooper, "Well. I guess it's best nobody was around to see you stain your own drawers."

Asmodron

Agrias said:

Perl says with a Cyrenian accent, "Where is this riparium or whatever it is."
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Pharue gives a pained sigh.
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You say in a hallowed voice, "Under da sea."
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A miniature monkey sings, "Shalalala."
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Kafziel said:

You're not allowed to quote your own jokes

Maybe, but I laughed out loud nonetheless. Good memories.

Asmodron

You shout, "Glory to the Unshifting One! Glory to the foretold Day of Awakening!"

<Achaea crashes>

Tis a sign!


^:)^  ^:)^

Draqoom

Asmodron said:

You shout, "Glory to the Unshifting One! Glory to the foretold Day of Awakening!"

<Achaea crashes>

Tis a sign!


^:)^  ^:)^

Yeah, a sign for you to shut yer damn mouth, heathen!

Mithridates

Araeus says in Targossian with a strong eastern accent, "Yes I would love to know more about the 

history of targossas."

Lady Talarna says, "It is important for servants of Creation to understand their roots. But first 

you will take a short journey. Head to the Champions' Bridge at the entrance to the city and observe 

the champions who have been immortalised upon the bridge. Return to me with a name from the bridge 

to prove you have done so."

36.2 348 4170h 4644m 19750e 25150w ex cdbk d  orc'I bet you would

You say in a resonant, croaking voice, "I bet you would."

36.2 348 4170h 4644m 19750e 25150w ex cdbk d  orcnarrow

You narrow your eyes to thin slits.

36.2 348 4170h 4644m 19750e 25150w ex cdbk d  orc'I bet you would....

You say in a resonant, croaking voice, "I bet you would...."

Amanu

Cyla said:

Kaie whispers something to a puppet of Cyla.

You yell, "Baby baby oh baby yayayayayah."

You peer at Kaie unscrupulously.

 

Kaie coughs softly.

You say in a soft, docile voice, "I hate you."

Kaie says, "What the hell!"

You attempt to stifle your amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

Kaie utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Trademaster Amanu Nailo yells from close at hand, "Thank you for that awe inspiring sound."

Kaie rolls on the floor, laughing.

You roll on the floor, laughing.

You yell, "That.. was forced!"

Trademaster Amanu Nailo yells from close at hand, "Don't force it. Sounds fake."

You attempt to stifle your amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

You yell, "I fake all my yells though."

You see Kaie yell, "Hushh now, darling.. time to return to what you were doing."

Apparently there's so not thing as sitting quietly on a boat anymore. *weep*

No one 's fault but your own.

Zii

All reality shudders as the voice of Someone powerful thunders across the land, "Godwho."

Kresslack

@Sarapis is drunk again, obviously.

Kinilan

It's good, but it's no "Mhaldor are stupiid"

Vicious

yaay

Kresslack

Scarlatti

Zii said:

All reality shudders as the voice of Someone powerful thunders across the land, "Godwho."

Sigh.  This is what happens when you let Everyone shout.

Cyla

Amanu said:

Kaie whispers something to a puppet of Cyla.

You yell, "Baby baby oh baby yayayayayah."

You peer at Kaie unscrupulously.

 

Kaie coughs softly.

You say in a soft, docile voice, "I hate you."

Kaie says, "What the hell!"

You attempt to stifle your amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

Kaie utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Trademaster Amanu Nailo yells from close at hand, "Thank you for that awe inspiring sound."

Kaie rolls on the floor, laughing.

You roll on the floor, laughing.

You yell, "That.. was forced!"

Trademaster Amanu Nailo yells from close at hand, "Don't force it. Sounds fake."

You attempt to stifle your amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

You yell, "I fake all my yells though."

You see Kaie yell, "Hushh now, darling.. time to return to what you were doing."

Apparently there's so not thing as sitting quietly on a boat anymore. *weep*

No one 's fault but your own.

You're abnormally determined to get me to admit naughtiness. He was beating me over the head with how to make triggers. Apparently that's how Kaie let's people know he needs a break

Xli

You have found a Blue Dragon's scale (level 2) talisman piece!

Amanu

Cyla said:

Amanu said:

Cyla said:

Kaie whispers something to a puppet of Cyla.

You yell, "Baby baby oh baby yayayayayah."

You peer at Kaie unscrupulously.

 

Kaie coughs softly.

You say in a soft, docile voice, "I hate you."

Kaie says, "What the hell!"

You attempt to stifle your amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

Kaie utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

Trademaster Amanu Nailo yells from close at hand, "Thank you for that awe inspiring sound."

Kaie rolls on the floor, laughing.

You roll on the floor, laughing.

You yell, "That.. was forced!"

Trademaster Amanu Nailo yells from close at hand, "Don't force it. Sounds fake."

You attempt to stifle your amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.

You yell, "I fake all my yells though."

You see Kaie yell, "Hushh now, darling.. time to return to what you were doing."

Apparently there's so not thing as sitting quietly on a boat anymore. *weep*

No one 's fault but your own.

You're abnormally determined to get me to admit naughtiness. He was beating me over the head with how to make triggers. Apparently that's how Kaie let's people know he needs a break

I'm abnormally teasing somedays and you just happened to get in the crosshairs. Pew pew

Sarapis

Scarlatti said:

Zii said:

All reality shudders as the voice of Someone powerful thunders across the land, "Godwho."

Sigh.  This is what happens when you let Everyone shout.

I believe the problem wasn't "Everyone". It was, pretty clearly, "Someone". 

Silas

He's got You there.

Anedhel

A ruby hydra descends, resting on a golden disc of pure light.

Stylish bug fixes for the win.

Tharvis

wish I saved the area message my eagle had when the customisation team finished him, he basically came in like a meteor, and somebody asked on Hashan ct : "Great, somebody found another one of those boxes?"

Asmodron

Tharvis said:

wish I saved the area message my eagle had when the customisation team finished him, he basically came in like a meteor, and somebody asked on Hashan ct : "Great, somebody found another one of those boxes?"

ooooooooh I remember that day. People were freaking out on CT that some black speck was dropping towards Hashan. Ah the panic. Good times Good times

Trey

Lol'd at Jhui complaining about not being given points in the Quiz:

Warlord Jhui Ta'sa, Ascendant of Zarathustra says, "Those mispellings are worse than mine!"

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Sarapis, the Logos says, "Subjectivity is a bitch isn't it."

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Adioro

(misspellings*)

Trey

(The Midnight Crew): Vicious says, "Sailor Pluto was the most op because she 

destroyed the universe over and over and brought it back because she had so much

compassion that she didn't want existence to cease nor to be alone."

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Datrius has been slain by the might of a goblin soldier.

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(The Midnight Crew): Vicious says, "Missss."

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Xli

[V]???h|79%, ???m|89%, 99e%, 86w% ex|cdbk- [st ast]  11:19:40.058

You pump out at a diligent monk with a powerful side kick.

You connect!

You have slain a diligent monk, retrieving the corpse.

A small pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

You need empty hands to be able to punch, Martial Artist.

You need empty hands to be able to punch, Martial Artist.

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You fondle yourself absently. <<< BUSTED!