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  • JinsunJinsun TN, USA
    edited March 2014
    I should probably read up before posting shit in a hurry.
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  • ShadracShadrac Denton, TX
    I already washed my hands of him.  Love the dude but he's ridic.
  • StrataStrata United States of Derp
    Bonko said:
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    SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE.
    @Shecks, take notes.
  • ShirszaeShirszae Santo Domingo
    (Market): Shecks says, "Killing people for money. Ad 557."

    Some people really want to have their cake and eat it too. 

    :P

    And you won't understand the cause of your grief...


    ...But you'll always follow the voices beneath.

  • KresslackKresslack Florida, United States
    edited March 2014
    First day back (forgot I was wielding a gods damned shipaxe at the time of disembarking):

    You disembark the ship via the lowered gangplank.
    Overlooking the sea.
    The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. Fouling the surrounding air with the stench of decay is a 
    rotting fish tail.  Sentinel Wolf Maccabeus is here. He wields a hunter's spear in his left hand and 
    a throwing axe in his right. The following ships are docked here: 5 Thalassian seastriders and 32 
    Windcutters. You may BOARD a docked ship or enter the wilderness map from here. 
    You see exits leading north, east, and southwest.
    A wormhole is here, leading to: A lavish parlour (#22911) in Tasur'ke.
    You relax your awareness of the movement of nearby ships.
    Maccabeus gives you the once over.
    Maccabeus cocks back his arm and throws a throwing axe at your right leg.
    A little hard to attack with your hands full, no?
    sheathe sword96349 in scabbard71322
    A prickly stinging overcomes your body, fading away into numbness.(sip vitality|outr magnesium|eat 
    magnesium) (-412h, 11.9%) 
    You are paralysed and unable to do that.
    You take a drink from a black-walnut vial.
    The tonic heals and soothes you. (+412h, 11.9%) 
    You remove 1 magnesium, bringing the total in the Rift to 0.
    You eat a magnesium chip.
    Your muscles unlock; you are no longer paralysed. (0.473s)
    You bleed 20 health. (-20h, 0.6%) 
    Maccabeus springs forwards and mauls your right leg.
    A little hard to attack with your hands full, no?
    sheathe sword96349 in scabbard71322(outr potash|eat potash) (-1139h, 32.9%) 
    You may eat another plant or mineral. (1.349s)
    There is no room left in that container.
    You remove 1 potash, bringing the total in the Rift to 1518.
    You eat a potash crystal.
    You feel your health and mana replenished. (+276h, 8.0%) 
    Maccabeus springs forwards and mauls your right leg.
    A little hard to attack with your hands full, no?
    sheathe sword96349 in scabbard71322 (-1139h, 32.9%) 
    You spring a trap!! A loop of rope entwines around you, pulling you off your feet and looping around 
    your neck.(writhe)
    You are too tangled up to do that.
    You begin to struggle free of your entanglement.
    You may drink another health or mana elixir or tonic.(sip vitality)
    You take a drink from a black-walnut vial.
    The tonic heals and soothes you. (+689h, 19.9%) 
    You gasp and choke as your entanglement impedes your breathing. (-33h, 1.0%) 
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    You have recovered balance on all limbs.BALANCE = YES  (0.761s)
    Overlooking the sea.
    The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. Mottled grey and beige sand spans the shoreline, extending 
    some distance to the north before it is overcome by the sea. The view of the ocean is limitless, 
    with rolling waves constantly crashing over the azure water as far as the eye can see. Hills 
    decorate the landscape to the west, varying drastically in shape and size, but all covered with the 
    same overgrown pine-coloured weeds and tall, waving grasses. A few bulges reveal themselves to be 
    caliginous rocks, cast in shadow by the large hills, surrounded by hawthorn and bayberry trees. A 
    small, sturdy manmade dock has been built on the shore here recently, and piles of lumber line the 
    pier. Fouling the surrounding air with the stench of decay is a rotting fish tail.  Sentinel Wolf 
    Maccabeus is here. He wields a hunter's spear in his left hand and a throwing axe in his right. The 
    following ships are docked here: 5 Thalassian seastriders and 32 Windcutters. You may BOARD a docked 
    ship or enter the wilderness map from here. 
    You see exits leading north, east, and southwest.
    A wormhole is here, leading to: A lavish parlour (#22911) in Tasur'ke.
    Maccabeus takes a drink from an applewood vial.
    Your legs are tangled in a mass of rope and you cannot move.
    Maccabeus springs forwards and mauls your right leg.
    Your right leg is greatly damaged from the beating.
    A little hard to attack with your hands full, no?
    sheathe sword96349 in scabbard71322(apply reconstructive to legs) (-1139h, 32.9%) 
    You are too tangled up to do that.
    You take out some balm and quickly rub it on your legs.
    You gasp and choke as your entanglement impedes your breathing. (-206h, 6.0%) 
    You slowly hobble southwest.
    You bleed 28 health. (-28h, 0.8%) 
    You have writhed free of your entanglement by ropes. (2.481s)
    Long stretch of beach.
    The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. A white-winged sandpiper hops along the shore.
    You see exits leading northeast, south, and west.
    You slowly hobble west.
    You may eat another bit of irid moss or potash.(outr potash|eat potash)
    You remove 1 potash, bringing the total in the Rift to 1517.
    You eat a potash crystal.
    You feel your health and mana replenished. (+276h, 8.0%) 
    The beach near Shastaan.
    The stars twinkle in the clear night sky. A lanky young man sits here, repairing a tangled fishing 
    net.
    You see exits leading east and west.
    A wormhole is here, leading to: Steep trail overlooking an inlet (#23437) in Harae.
    detect maccabeus
    Reaching out with senses heightened by latent Shin energy, you seek the presence of Maccabeus.
    You see that Maccabeus is at Atop the Eleusian Gatehouse.

    Stay classy Maccabeus, stay classy.


  • Simple silver my ass!
  • Tharvis said:
    @Asmodron it's the perfect goldsilversink!
    ftfy
  • Xli said:
    Not the most impressive entrance...

    You get 50 gold sovereigns from a wyrmskin pack.
    PROMPT-   22:31:28.819
    (Market): You say, "Totems don't move. Challenge yourself, rune a dragon! Buying hunting runes."
    PROMPT-   22:31:28.975
    You hold no "gold".
    PROMPT-   22:31:29.298
    The radiant sun shines all about you.
    PROMPT-   22:31:45.673
    Crythril suddenly falls into view from the sky above you with a terrified scream, plummeting head 
    first to the surface with a sickening crunch.
    PROMPT-   22:31:48.684
    Crythril takes a drink from a black-walnut vial.
    PROMPT-   22:31:48.986
    Crythril puts on a suit of ancient dragonscale armour.
    PROMPT-   22:31:51.243
    Crythril flips a Shield of Absorption over his head with practised ease, lashing it to the hooks on 
    a leather backstrap.
    PROMPT-   22:31:51.547
    With a pointed stick, Crythril begins sketching a rune on you.

    At first I would have said he wyvern morphed, tracked, then forgot to land before morphing again....

    but then I saw the runing O.o. Not sure how that happened
  • AchillesAchilles Los Angeles
    edited March 2014
    Asmodron said:
    At first I would have said he wyvern morphed, tracked, then forgot to land before morphing again....

    but then I saw the runing O.o. Not sure how that happened


    tracked as a dragon then lesserformed while flying
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  • Track/lesserform.  You can tell because he puts his armour back on after falling.
  • I didn't notice the market tell at first, so I thought you Jester-style wished for runes and it worked.
  • Alrena said:

    Havyn arrives, following Davio.

    The earth trembles under foot as the Elder Dragon Davio enters from the northwest.


    Davio rips into a dishevelled young squire with his massive, deadly claws.


    You command the razor-edged thorny vines around you to lash out and rend the flesh of a dishevelled

    young squire.

    You have slain a dishevelled young squire, retrieving the corpse.

    A small pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.


    Davio picks up 75 gold sovereigns.


    Davio puts some gold sovereigns in a sailor's kitbag.

    Havyn leaves, following Davio.

    The Elder Dragon Davio leaves to the northwest, the earth trembling in his wake.


    Davio tells you in Targossian, "Brethren."




    So apparently, he meant to say Oops. Meaning Breathren means oops? 

    Aldair tells you in Targossian, "Unknown son."

    Aldair tells you, "Thank you."

    They have a unique way of saying 'Thank you', too. :-/

    Now I just imagine correcting a Targossian and them trying to say 'Oops, thank you.'

    Bydar, a garish-looking trader says, "I'm not a man, I'm an experience."
  • StrataStrata United States of Derp
    @Bonko, it's because they didn't have enough people.
  • KresslackKresslack Florida, United States
    Did you mean to post this to Public? 


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