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  • AradorArador
    Well to be technical, there was no way for that combo to complete, no matter what you rolled.

  • AmanuAmanu Forge Tree
    Can't roll single dice?

  • GibbiGibbi
    you can, actually.

    I have undressed a god.

  • StrataStrata United States of Derp
    Message #4          Sent by Shecks
    3/11/22:27 Antidas at me.

    Ummm... Just dstab him and he'll run away?
  • SilasSilas
    Looks like a mis, he probably meant to issue.

  • KrossKross
    Aktillum said:
    So my pet has a reaction for housemates entering the room. I'm doing a geography test with a novice...

    Renoir follows you southeast.
    You follow Silvestrian Benjol southeast to Winter Way.
    Recognizing a mischievous kinship, a dwarf panda cub tumbles over to Benjol's feet before flopping onto his back and pawing at the air.

    I don't know why, but I read this as Geometry instead of Geography. I need more sleep.
  • DraqoomDraqoom
    You say with a heavy Ulangi accent, "Moment."
    You say with a heavy Ulangi accent, "I'm getting a helmet nose piece or something."
    @Caladbolg nods his head emphatically.
    @Reonna Wintermourne says in a soft, melodic voice, "Just so you know it just looks cool."
    Reonna Wintermourne says in a soft, melodic voice, "Does nothing."
    You say with a heavy Ulangi accent, "Just like me."
    Reonna attempts to stifle her amusement but cannot help laughing aloud.
    Caladbolg Van Helsing says in a clear voice, "Yeah.."
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  • NieelensarsNieelensars Southern, Texas
    edited March 2014
    Yeah.. no
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  • AchimrstAchimrst Nature
    Bonko said:
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    SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE.
    I'll help you, but it won't be with any of this ;)
  • NimNim
    Bonko said:
    TO ALL THE GODS LIKING THAT POST: I KNOW WHERE YOUR SHRINES ARE.
    Woah, @Cardan has shrines?!
  • NimNim
    I-I just wanted to sacrifice dozens of massacred corpses in @Cardan's name! T_T h-he's cool and d-doesn't yell at me :(
  • AmanuAmanu Forge Tree
    Nim said:

    I-I just wanted to sacrifice dozens of massacred corpses in @Cardan's name! T_T h-he's cool and d-doesn't yell at me :(

    Can imagine it now. "Why am I getting essence?" Then Curious @Cardan starts playing with Godpowers and we'll all be doomed.

  • CoeurCoeur
    Alrena said:

    Havyn arrives, following Davio.

    The earth trembles under foot as the Elder Dragon Davio enters from the northwest.


    Davio rips into a dishevelled young squire with his massive, deadly claws.


    You command the razor-edged thorny vines around you to lash out and rend the flesh of a dishevelled

    young squire.

    You have slain a dishevelled young squire, retrieving the corpse.

    A small pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.


    Davio picks up 75 gold sovereigns.


    Davio puts some gold sovereigns in a sailor's kitbag.

    Havyn leaves, following Davio.

    The Elder Dragon Davio leaves to the northwest, the earth trembling in his wake.


    Davio tells you in Targossian, "Brethren."




    So apparently, he meant to say Oops. Meaning Breathren means oops? 

    That poor squire.  :(

  • TharvisTharvis The Land of Beer and Chocolate!
    did he get zapped @Caladbolg? :P
    Aurora says, "Tharvis, why are you always breaking things?!"
    Artemis says, "You are so high maintenance, Tharvis, gosh."
    Tecton says, "It's still your fault, Tharvis."

  • CaladbolgCaladbolg Campbell County TN
    Tharvis said:
    did he get zapped @Caladbolg? :P
    Nah Micaelis has built up an immunity to Zap

  • KinilanKinilan
    I just thought he was joking when he said the mobs on Prin hit hard...
  • KyrraKyrra Australia
    Kinilan said:

    I just thought he was joking when he said the mobs on Prin hit hard...

    Some of them do. Try 3-4 cockatrices in the same room >.>
    (D.M.A.): Cooper says, "Kyrra is either the most innocent person in the world, or the girl who uses the most innuendo seemingly unintentionally but really on purpose."

  • PenwizePenwize
    Plenty of things hit very hard on Prin.  The room with Xu+two guardians, stacks of temple guardians and chieftain Krui are all pretty harsh to survive. 

    In lesserform, mind you.  Dragonform is kind of like going super saiyan, and pretty much nothing hurts in that form.
  • AnedhelAnedhel
    Munchthatbox (male Dwarf).
    He is 18 years old, having been born on the 12th of Chronos, 631 years after the fall of the
    Seleucarian Empire.
    He is unranked in Achaea.
    He is an extremely credible character.
    He is not known for acts of infamy.
    He is a Settler in Targossas.
    He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.

    Thank you to @Mithridates, for pointing it out. Always on the lookout!

    ETA: Penwize is totally the abridged version, skips over the unnecessary bullshit.
  • ShadracShadrac Denton, TX
    edited March 2014

  • AnedhelAnedhel
    Make sure he knows the five D's of dodgeball: Dodge, Dip, Duck, Dive, and Dodge.
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