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Oceana

Santar said:

Your idea #183 has been approved for implementation.

:O

I'll leave you in suspense as for what it is.

Your idea #203 has been approved for implementation.

Someone is working hard! :x

Kyrra

A snarling thunderclap threatens to overwhelm your hearing as an atlatl spear streaks straight past 

your head, missing by a hair.

:x

Xith

Oceana said:

Santar said:

Your idea #183 has been approved for implementation.

:O

I'll leave you in suspense as for what it is.

Your idea #203 has been approved for implementation.

Someone is working hard! :x

Your idea #89 has been approved for implementation.

Hint: It's multi-reflect.

Shecks

I've lost count of how many ideas I've had implemented.  Most of them are small-ish, but really nice to see things happening.

Ada

(Newbie): Juliet says, "Goodbye, young ones, I must depart now, but beautiful Juliet has arrived to 

answer your questions!"

(Newbie): Juliet says, "Er .. I think I need some .. goldenseal or something, anyways, ask Romeo 

your questions."

(Newbie): Romeo says, "My lovely Juliet just meant me, of course. I'm quite beautiful myself, I'll 

have you know."

Oops )

Zii

He should have called her a 'handsome woman'

Feral

So I am all set to do my part to defend my city. My aliases have been written, I have patiently waited for just the right moment, my nerves are under control, lets do this!

snipe  Nemutaur northwest
You are suddenly and unexpectedly pulled back into phase with reality.
You have no undyed arrows in your quiver.

inspect quiver
You inspect the contents of your quiver:
Colour              Venom               Quantity
------              -----               --------

phase
Summoning up all your mental strength and physical agility, you begin to vibrate your body as quickly as possible.
You have recovered balance on all limbs.
A short burst of azure light fills your vision and when it is gone, you find yourself phased out of sync with the rest of reality.

*whistle* nothing to see here!

don't hurt me @Nemutaur

Aluciana

A wild lycopod has plunged the finely shredded remains of Noktuljyn into its acidic secretions.

raise

You raise an eyebrow questioningly.

honours Noktuljyn

Malefic Noktuljyn (male Grook).

He is 19 years old, having been born on the 13th of Miraman, 630 years after the 

fall of the Seleucarian Empire.

He is ranked 1715th in Achaea.

He is an extremely credible character.

He is not known for acts of infamy.

He is a Slave in Mhaldor.

He is considered to be approximately 20% of your might.

Well....not looking forward to having to target THAT in raids. 

Eld

Aluciana said:

A wild lycopod has plunged the finely shredded remains of Noktuljyn into its acidic secretions.

raise

You raise an eyebrow questioningly.

honours Noktuljyn

Malefic Noktuljyn (male Grook).

He is 19 years old, having been born on the 13th of Miraman, 630 years after the 

fall of the Seleucarian Empire.

He is ranked 1715th in Achaea.

He is an extremely credible character.

He is not known for acts of infamy.

He is a Slave in Mhaldor.

He is considered to be approximately 20% of your might.

Well....not looking forward to having to target THAT in raids. 

"Maul nok". Or maybe just "maul no"; that if he leaves the room, you get a chance to hit Nocroth.

Jarrod

That's not how targeting works at all

Eld

Jarrod said:

That's not how targeting works at all

Yeah, should've stuck with the standard "Mudlet has tab completion" answer.  

Nim

Eld said:

"Maul nok". Or maybe just "maul no"; that if he leaves the room, you get a chance to hit Nocroth.

"Maul n" - nothing bad will happen, only good things.

Bonko

@Vastar grants you entrance into the Divine Order of Vastar, the Skylord. Congratulations!

(Order): Vastar says, "Please welcome Bonko and Earionduil to Freedom."

Vastar freezes in place, and you watch in awe as He is quickly transformed into a small, but lovely, shrubbery.

A small shrubbery bearing a vague resemblance to Vastar is sitting mildly over there, wreathed in divine fire.

---

Whelp.

Asmodron

Bonko said:

@Vastar grants you entrance into the Divine Order of Vastar, the Skylord. Congratulations!

(Order): Vastar says, "Please welcome Bonko and Earionduil to Freedom."

Vastar freezes in place, and you watch in awe as He is quickly transformed into a small, but lovely, shrubbery.

A small shrubbery bearing a vague resemblance to Vastar is sitting mildly over there, wreathed in divine fire.

---

Whelp.

BAHAHHAHAHAH. Even Tecton refuses to accept it.

Tharvis

Asmodron said:

Bonko said:

@Vastar grants you entrance into the Divine Order of Vastar, the Skylord. Congratulations!

(Order): Vastar says, "Please welcome Bonko and Earionduil to Freedom."

Vastar freezes in place, and you watch in awe as He is quickly transformed into a small, but lovely, shrubbery.

A small shrubbery bearing a vague resemblance to Vastar is sitting mildly over there, wreathed in divine fire.

---

Whelp.

BAHAHHAHAHAH. Even Tecton refuses to accept it.

so -that- was that timewarp!

Siduri

It all makes sense. Bonko "leaving Achaea", only to leave Mhaldor and grief it... It was his Celani retirement! But no, he decided to Multiplay en enter his own order. *snicker* Bonko...

Mithridates

The sky above grows dark as you call upon powerful magics. Raising your hands balefully, you cause 

lightning bolts, the hammer of the storm, to shoot from your hands and slam into an orc soldier. The 

bolts ricochet off and slam into an orc soldier. The bolts ricochet off and slam into an orc soldier.

You have scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit!

You have slain an orc soldier, retrieving the corpse.

A small pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

You have scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit!

You have slain an orc soldier, retrieving the corpse.

A jagged iconic shard appears and clatters to the ground.

A small pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

You have scored a CRUSHING CRITICAL hit!

Dunn

Awww baby crits!

Kross

<Redacted> (male Troll).

He is 242 years old, having been born on the 23rd of Lupar, 406 years after the fall of the 

Seleucarian Empire.

He is ranked 558th in Achaea.

He is an extremely credible character.

He is not known for acts of infamy.

He is a Settler in Targossas.

He is a Combatant in the army of Targossas.

He is considered to be approximately 65% of your might.

He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.

This made me laugh cause of past things. The irony is so thick. 

Cynlael

(Ashura): Nemutaur says, "If this is for Deshi Knyx then she won one against Deshi Datrius earlier."
[4479h|2796m][91%e|100%w][96.0%][cexkdb] 11:33:28:812
(Ashura): Nemutaur says, "Lovely kai choke deathsight."
[4479h|2796m][91%e|100%w][96.0%][cekdb] 11:33:39:034
(Ashura): Kross says, "Interesting."
[4330h|2796m][91%e|100%w][96.0%][cekdb] 11:34:00:375
(Ashura): Kross says, "A Blademaster mastering a kai choke is an impressive feat."
[4325h|2796m][91%e|100%w][96.0%][cekdb] 11:34:12:529

Go home, Nemutaur. You're drunk.

Nemutaur

Cynlael said:

(Ashura): Nemutaur says, "If this is for Deshi Knyx then she won one against Deshi Datrius earlier."
[4479h|2796m][91%e|100%w][96.0%][cexkdb] 11:33:28:812
(Ashura): Nemutaur says, "Lovely kai choke deathsight."
[4479h|2796m][91%e|100%w][96.0%][cekdb] 11:33:39:034
(Ashura): Kross says, "Interesting."
[4330h|2796m][91%e|100%w][96.0%][cekdb] 11:34:00:375
(Ashura): Kross says, "A Blademaster mastering a kai choke is an impressive feat."
[4325h|2796m][91%e|100%w][96.0%][cekdb] 11:34:12:529

Go home, Nemutaur. You're drunk.

Working on it! And I am home.

Neph

While reading through recent Mhaldor news posts:

Naga Taraza Lichlord says firmly, "Thus the realm of Suffering! The wheel never cease once it has
truly begun. Suffering will always be within the realm."
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Wilbur, a cross-eyed peasant says, "Hey, I got me some of this sewer-brewed hooch. Wanna buy some?"

Clearly Wilbur noticed what I was reading and decided to help drive the lesson home.

Sewer hooch, what every growing maggot needs!

Asmodron

Cynlael said:

(Ashura): Nemutaur says, "If this is for Deshi Knyx then she won one against Deshi Datrius earlier."
[4479h|2796m][91%e|100%w][96.0%][cexkdb] 11:33:28:812
(Ashura): Nemutaur says, "Lovely kai choke deathsight."
[4479h|2796m][91%e|100%w][96.0%][cekdb] 11:33:39:034
(Ashura): Kross says, "Interesting."
[4330h|2796m][91%e|100%w][96.0%][cekdb] 11:34:00:375
(Ashura): Kross says, "A Blademaster mastering a kai choke is an impressive feat."
[4325h|2796m][91%e|100%w][96.0%][cekdb] 11:34:12:529

Go home, Nemutaur. You're drunk.

Shin choke?

Synbios

Asmodron said:

Bonko said:

@Vastar grants you entrance into the Divine Order of Vastar, the Skylord. Congratulations!

(Order): Vastar says, "Please welcome Bonko and Earionduil to Freedom."

Vastar freezes in place, and you watch in awe as He is quickly transformed into a small, but lovely, shrubbery.

A small shrubbery bearing a vague resemblance to Vastar is sitting mildly over there, wreathed in divine fire.

---

Whelp.

BAHAHHAHAHAH. Even Tecton refuses to accept it.

I imagined this to be @Tecton's reaction.

Xli

You cry out in agony as the effects of your numbness fade away and you feel your wounds once more.

12h|0%, [REDACTED]

Eep!

Asmodron

Bonko said:

@Vastar grants you entrance into the Divine Order of Vastar, the Skylord. Congratulations!

(Order): Vastar says, "Please welcome Bonko and Earionduil to Freedom."

Vastar freezes in place, and you watch in awe as He is quickly transformed into a small, but lovely, shrubbery.

A small shrubbery bearing a vague resemblance to Vastar is sitting mildly over there, wreathed in divine fire.

---

Whelp.

Probably went something like this:

Tecton: The hell are you doing with Bonko, Vastar?

Vastar: Decided to accept his application to my Order.

Tecton: ....

Tecton: The fuck. Dont you dare!

Vastar: Im about to!

Tecton: I swear to god if you do...

Vastar: finger slipped!

Tecton: *shrub*

Tecton: Mine too.

Ourania: :O

Sartan:  Bahahahahahhaha

Hasar

shake tree

You begin to violently shake the surrounding trees with your great strength.

You hear a shout and then see Amaranda falling out of the trees above.

You hear a shout and then see Alece falling out of the trees above.

You hear a shout and then see Lannah falling out of the trees above.

You hear a shout and then see Aesed falling out of the trees above.

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With almost magical swiftness, a snarling wolf leaps at you from out of nowhere, rakes its claws across your face, and disappears into the surrounding forest.

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You howl in pain as thorny vines lash out at you from all sides.

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ql

A cluster of evergreens.

The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A large beehive hangs down from the trees above.  Amaranda is here, sprawled on the floor. She wields a wyvern-etched druidic quarterstaff in both hands. Pathfinder Alece Neige is here, sprawled on the floor. Lannah Covraci, Aspirant of Galadriel is here, sprawled on the floor. Her face is partially concealed beneath a raised hood. She wields a wyvern-etched druidic quarterstaff in both hands. Broodling Aesed is here, sprawled on the floor. He wields an iron-tipped whip in his left hand.

You see exits leading north, east, west, and northwest.

---

veilglance Amaranda

Folding the Veil of reality, you bend your mighty will to seek out Amaranda.

A cluster of evergreens.

The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth. A large beehive hangs down from the trees above.  Broodling Aesed is here, sprawled on the floor. He wields an iron-tipped whip in his left hand. Amaranda is here, sprawled on the floor. She wields a wyvern-etched druidic quarterstaff in both hands. Lannah Covraci, Aspirant of Galadriel is here, sprawled on the floor. Her face is partially concealed beneath a raised hood. She wields a wyvern-etched druidic quarterstaff in both hands. Pathfinder Alece Neige is here, sprawled on the floor.

You see exits leading north, east, west, and northwest.

Alece tells you, "Good gank."

Muahaha.

Cooper

So a bunch of people were complaining about lag, I decided to try and make them feel better and Makarios makes me look like a fool. Again.

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "Just remember that generally sort of frequent bursts of lag are 

usually them uploading big bits of code."

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "So the lag is probably stuff for y650 events."

(Achaean Combat Council): Makarios says, "Ok, we've had a few reports of unusually high lag today."

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "Just kdiding."

(Achaean Combat Council): Makarios says, "I've just made some changes which I hope should resolve 

the issues there."

Aktillum

So my pet has a reaction for housemates entering the room. I'm doing a geography test with a novice...

Renoir follows you southeast.

You follow Silvestrian Benjol southeast to Winter Way.

Recognizing a mischievous kinship, a dwarf panda cub tumbles over to Benjol's feet before flopping onto his back and pawing at the air.

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Renoir follows you southeast.

You follow Silvestrian Benjol southeast to Winter Way.

Recognizing a mischievous kinship, a dwarf panda cub tumbles over to Benjol's feet before flopping onto his back and pawing at the air.

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Renoir follows you south.

You follow Silvestrian Benjol south to Winter Way approaching a cemetery.

Recognizing a mischievous kinship, a dwarf panda cub tumbles over to Benjol's feet before flopping onto his back and pawing at the air.

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Renoir follows you west.

You follow Silvestrian Benjol west to Paved path bordering Black Forest.

Recognizing a mischievous kinship, a dwarf panda cub tumbles over to Benjol's feet before flopping onto his back and pawing at the air.

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Renoir follows you northeast.

You follow Silvestrian Benjol northeast to Paved path bordering Black Forest.

Recognizing a mischievous kinship, a dwarf panda cub tumbles over to Benjol's feet before flopping onto his back and pawing at the air.

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Renoir follows you northwest.

You follow Silvestrian Benjol northwest to Paved path bordering Black Forest.

Recognizing a mischievous kinship, a dwarf panda cub tumbles over to Benjol's feet before flopping onto his back and pawing at the air.

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Renoir follows you north.

You follow Silvestrian Benjol north to Paved path bordering Black Forest.

Recognizing a mischievous kinship, a dwarf panda cub tumbles over to Benjol's feet before flopping onto his back and pawing at the air.

Aktillum

A pair of ivory dice comes flying in from the south and lands on the ground with a 'thump.'

You pick up a pair of ivory dice.

You roll the dice and as they tumble to a stop you see that one shows a 1 and the other a 4.

You yell, "5."

Bluef Shayan'Kor, the Somnolent Wytch yells, "4."

You roll the dice and as they tumble to a stop you see that one shows a 2 and the other a 1.

You yell, "3!"

Bluef Shayan'Kor, the Somnolent Wytch yells, "2."

You roll the dice and as they tumble to a stop you see that one shows a 2 and the other a 5.

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