Memorable quotes

Jukilian

Kresslack said:

So...everyone standing outside the Delos arena, waiting to joust, sorry, but we erm....kinda broke it. Paging @Tecton:

[spoiler]

Digging your heels into the flanks of a black Zarathustran stallion, you urge him to yet greater 

speeds.

A look of concentration comes over Mycen Rousseau, Nagarani as she makes minor adjustments to her 

position atop Nasht, a winged black panther.

With concussive force, your lance strikes Mycen's armour, sending wooden splinters flying through 

the air as it is broken by the impact.

Mycen's lance catches you a glancing blow, but fails to unseat you.

A white flag is raised at your end of the jousting field, indicating your victory in this round and 

bringing the score to: Kresslack 3, Mycen 2.

The round concluded, you begin to make your way back to your end of the jousting field.

You cast the broken remains of your lance to one side, its purpose served.

A wild lycopod has plunged the finely shredded remains of Arille into its acidic secretions.

lower lance

You have not yet returned to your starting position.

You yell, "Did we break it already?"

 l

You see Mycen Rousseau, Nagarani yell, "Looks like it."

You are jousting - you may not do that.

msg tecton HALP! I think we broke the Delos arena while jousting. It's not letting us start the 

next round.

You are jousting - you may not do that.

You yell, "I can't even message Tecton, bloody hell."

You see Mycen Rousseau, Nagarani yell, "Yeah.. and you can't do anything else."

You see Mycen Rousseau, Nagarani yell, "Is there a time out function?"

You yell, "Uncertain."

l

You are jousting - you may not do that.

You yell, "Lupus' hairy backside! We might be here a while."

You see Mycen Rousseau, Nagarani yell, "I can't even enjoy my rum or cigar."

A black Zarathustran stallion shakes his head.

You see Mycen Rousseau, Nagarani yell, "I want to know how we broke it."

You yell, "Probably one of the splinters from my broken lance struck the attendant in the neck and 

he bled out. Pansy."

You yell, "Someone bring me a damned drink!"

You see Mycen Rousseau, Nagarani yell, "He so should  be able to endure more."

You see Mycen Rousseau, Nagarani yell, "Cigar and drink!"

You see Mycen Rousseau, Nagarani yell, "Well, we are really stuck it seems."

You yell, "So it would seem."

[/spoiler]

What really made that amazing was imagining you two actually sitting there on your mounts yelling to each other.

While the attendant bleeds to death.

Aluciana

Tharos, the Announcer of Delos shouts, "Damn it Exelethril, I thought you were supposed to protect Nature, not shatter every piece of wood in the world into tiny splinters!"

Stirring the undergrowth, the hushed cadence of the Wildwood Queen resonates, "Ahem."

Uh-oh @Exelethril

Nieelensars

6933h, 6646m, 33555e, 29110w cexb- 15:02:40.914s
Current event: Joust
Player               Score
Makarios             0
Vastar               0
Minxie               3
Tecton               0
Kellonius            4
6933h, 6646m, 33565e, 29110w cexb- 15:02:41.196s

You sent the following message to Vastar:
Greetings M'Lord! Enjoying a little jousting are we?

 6933h, 6646m, 33313e, 29110w cexb- 15:01:08.940s
Message #5          Sent by Vastar
3/24/20:01 Pondering who to stick Storm into as a joke.
6933h, 6646m, 33333e, 29110w cexb- 15:01:09.325s
 You sent the following message to Vastar:
Oh! I'd choose....well.. I'd be biased to choose to be honest. I say do it to both, even the odds!

6933h, 6646m, 33393e, 29110w cexb- 15:01:32.940s

--- I see what you did thar.

Hasar

Tecton, the Terraformer says, "Yes, that is the end of that leg of the race."

Lotash exclaims, "Oh, I have already sent someone to rescue her!"

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Kiah arrives from the north.

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Dunn asks in a deep, hollow voice, "Her leg?"

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Agrias says in a hallowed voice, "Quiet Lotash."

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Tecton steps forward nimbly and slams His forehead towards Lotash.

Tecton connects.

Tecton has scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL hit!!!

Lotash has been slain by Tecton.

A tiny pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.

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Zuko picks up 19 gold sovereigns.

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(Party): Aetous has left your party.

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Zuko utters a deep, rumbling laugh.

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Zuko puts some gold sovereigns in a canvas backpack.

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Kei tumbles in from the north.

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(Party): Suladan has left your party.

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Zuko gets some gold sovereigns from a canvas backpack.

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Josoul tumbles in from the north.

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(The Midnight Crew): Cahin says, "I just started playing again, though. I think I just hit the double ak mmr."

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Zuko gives some gold sovereigns to Tecton.

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Zuko puts some gold sovereigns in a canvas backpack.

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Tecton, the Terraformer says, "I'm rich!"

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Halos

So, we have house add ons now.

(Devouts): You say, "Lyndee is investigating the Master Crystal."

(Devouts): Rayle says, "I can aid with that."

(Devouts): Lyndee says, "It is just SO BEAUTIFUL."

(Devouts): Garis says, "Is something wrong? ... I'll take that as a no."

(Devouts): Rayle says, "It is."

(Devouts): Lyndee says, "If anyone needs me I'll just be here gazing at it."

(Devouts): Araeus says, "I heard there were some misweaves."

(Devouts): You say, "Lyndee!"

(Devouts): You say, "Focus!"

You open the door to the west.

Lys follows you west.

Lyndee prostrates herself on the floor beneath a Master Crystal, gazing at it with an enraptured 

expression.

Devout Lyndee Faelithar says, "I'm never leaving here."

You lean towards Lyndee and tug at her arm.

Devout Lyndee Faelithar says, "Ever."

You focus the might of divine will into Lyndee to force her to obey your command.

Lyndee is unable to resist the force of your faith.

Lyndee begins to follow you.

Lys's mouth turns up as her face breaks into a smile.

Devout Lyndee Faelithar says, "What if I leave and it's gone."

You open the door to the east.

Lys follows you east.

Lyndee follows you east.

You open the door to the up.

Lys follows you up.

Lyndee follows you up.

Lyndee begins to weep uncontrollably.

It's not going anywhere @Lyndee! Promise! (90% sure)

Dalran

(Party): @Jhui says, "How you do the dropbox stuff."

(Party): You say, "Just save it to a text file."

(Party): You say, "Import to dropbox."

(Party): You say, "Then rename, and change the .txt to .html."

(Party): You say, "Then refresh page."

(Party): @Kinilan says, "Grab box, raise arms forward, release box."

(Party): Jhui says, "Lol."

(Party): Kinilan says, "Fucking noob."

lol'd so hard

Asmodron

Halos said:

So, we have house add ons now.

(Devouts): You say, "Lyndee is investigating the Master Crystal."

(Devouts): Rayle says, "I can aid with that."

(Devouts): Lyndee says, "It is just SO BEAUTIFUL."

(Devouts): Garis says, "Is something wrong? ... I'll take that as a no."

(Devouts): Rayle says, "It is."

(Devouts): Lyndee says, "If anyone needs me I'll just be here gazing at it."

(Devouts): Araeus says, "I heard there were some misweaves."

(Devouts): You say, "Lyndee!"

(Devouts): You say, "Focus!"

You open the door to the west.

Lys follows you west.

Lyndee prostrates herself on the floor beneath a Master Crystal, gazing at it with an enraptured 

expression.

Devout Lyndee Faelithar says, "I'm never leaving here."

You lean towards Lyndee and tug at her arm.

Devout Lyndee Faelithar says, "Ever."

You focus the might of divine will into Lyndee to force her to obey your command.

Lyndee is unable to resist the force of your faith.

Lyndee begins to follow you.

Lys's mouth turns up as her face breaks into a smile.

Devout Lyndee Faelithar says, "What if I leave and it's gone."

You open the door to the east.

Lys follows you east.

Lyndee follows you east.

You open the door to the up.

Lys follows you up.

Lyndee follows you up.

Lyndee begins to weep uncontrollably.

It's not going anywhere @Lyndee! Promise! (90% sure)

They said that last time...

Now it's at the bottom of the sea!!

Kross

Your customisation request #7 has been approved. Check CUSTOMISATION SHOW 5 to see the final design 

and when you are ready, type CUSTOMISE COMPLETE 7 to finalise your customisation.

...wot. Go home, admin. You're drunk

Siduri

farsee antidas

You close your eyes momentarily and extend the range of your vision, seeking out the 

presence of Antidas.

Though too far away to accurately perceive details, you see that Antidas is in Hashan. (-

20m, 0.6%) 

You have recovered equilibrium. (1.028s)

Atalkez dies, features contorted from the poison delivered by Antidas Wintermourne, 

Luminous Shade.

Atalkez dies, features contorted from the poison delivered by Antidas Wintermourne, 

Luminous Shade.

Well, that answers my question.

Tesha

Veiled person tells you, "<3."

Veiled person tells you, "I knew you loved me, but 24/7 tracing is just too much."

Veiled person tells you, "Ya shouldn't have."

I have a veil, and you can trace veiled people now?

Kresslack

(Wretch): Ectix says, "Is there a cure for trippping, i can't seem to find it, i tried plumbum, 

stannum and aurum."

(Wretch): You say, "Ah, not sure unless you have Diagnose."

(Wretch): Ectix says, "Ya diagnose says 'tripping hard'"

(Wretch): You say, "Did you take a drug...?"

(Wretch): Ectix says, "And its spamming massive purple smiley faces."

(Wretch): Ectix says, "I killed a guy who was smoking something."

Ectix has been slain by the might of a scantily dressed prostitute.

He was on Mysia. Sorry @Zii, but I'm probably going to end up stealing your disciple. 

Zii

Yarr, ye be press gangin me deckhands

Hasar

Hit dragon alias by accident.

envenom claws with kalmia

Your pathetic attempt at claws would not break the skin of a cooling soup.

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B..but..

@-)

Mishgul

even the game knows you suck

Wysteria

H:85% | M:77% | E:99% | W:86% | 40% | . | sip chalice
The fluid seems to have no effect on you.
Cut amethysts sparkle around a commemorative Year 650 chalice as you take a drink.
H:85% | M:77% | E:100% | W:86% | 40% | . | p chalice
Cast from pewter and burnished with gold, cut amethysts decorate the edge of this polished
chalice. A wide rim circles the top, and a heavy base enables it to balance without
tipping over. The underside of the base is engraved with the words "Year 650."
It has 5 months of usefulness left.
It weighs about 3 pounds and 2 ounce(s).
It bears the distinctive mark of Makesh (a denizen).
Blood sloshes about in it.
There are 50 sips remaining.

Look, I know I'm all about blood and stuff IC...but wat.

Also, it's stuck at 50 sips.

Oceana

First sweat, now blood....

Mind you, it is an easy enough liquid to find in this particular year.

Wysteria

Year 700 Chalice: TEARS. Coming right up.

Amanu

Blood, sweat, and tears! Collect all three!

Santar

You close your eyes momentarily and extend the range of your vision, seeking out 

the presence of Atalkez.

You see that Atalkez is at Above the clouds over central Sapience.  (30775)  

(Raphaelan Highway, the)

On the clouds (indoors).

Everything about you is obscured by a heavy fog. You are high above the Sapience 

mainland with a view that is nothing short of outstanding. Below you are 

scattered clouds, and further below you see a falcon wheeling and banking in 

pursuit of its meal. A ladder of long, soft leaves comprises a wispy Weaver's 

Fern along the ground. A small grey-brown rattlesnake is coiled here, rattling 

menacingly.

You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west, 

northwest, up, down, and in.

As the ground continues to quake, jagged cracks appear in the ground. x3

You tell Atalkez al'Dejan, the Damned, "It won't work."

Atalkez tells you, "I know."

-10 seconds later-

Atalkez, riding a Baarian tiger, arrives from the up.

Atalkez razes your aura of rebounding with an ornate steel rapier.

Rebounding Stripped!-

Atalkez's attack rebounds off your magical shield.

You have to admire his spirit, at least.

Kyrra

@Melodie, for the very first time since I got him...

A feisty hellcat kitten sinks to the floor, launching himself forward to plunge his teeth into a 

suicide mouse, shaking the small creature like a rag doll.

So damn proud right now.

Cardan

Kross said:

Your customisation request #7 has been approved. Check CUSTOMISATION SHOW 5 to see the final design 

and when you are ready, type CUSTOMISE COMPLETE 7 to finalise your customisation.

...wot. Go home, admin. You're drunk

That never happened......(just like I never quickly fixed the typo)  B-)

Melodie

Kyrra said:

@Melodie, for the very first time since I got him...

A feisty hellcat kitten sinks to the floor, launching himself forward to plunge his teeth into a 

suicide mouse, shaking the small creature like a rag doll.

So damn proud right now.

Awww, little hellcat kitten all growing up. :x I think besides Solii, that's probably my favourite creature I've ever personally had a hand in making.

Cahin

2014/03/27 01:25:26 - Lukan housefavoured Mycen for: Cahin told me to and he's the boss, I have to 

listen to him.

Xae

Not really a quote, but... Talking with IG daughter.

Supreme Providence rings out brightly as Knyx rapidly draws it from a shining silver scabbard.

Cold Providence rings out brightly as you rapidly draw it from a reptilian scabbard.

The corners of your mouth turn up as you grin mischievously.

Ada

You pump out at a wight with a powerful side kick.
You connect!
You have scored an OBLITERATING CRITICAL hit!
You launch a powerful uppercut at a wight.
You connect!
You have scored a CRITICAL hit!
You launch a powerful uppercut at a wight.
You connect!
You have scored an OBLITERATING CRITICAL hit!
3882h, 3395m, 16801e, 22036w cekdb-27.0%-
You bleed 30 health.
3852h, 3380m, 16821e, 22048w cekdb-27.0%- (-30, -15)
Patria unleashes a vicious slash towards a wight before resheathing her blade, Raining Phantoms.
A wight has been slain by Patria.
A small pile of sovereigns spills from the corpse.



You pump out at a wraith with a powerful side kick.
You connect!
You launch a powerful uppercut at a wraith.
You connect!
You have scored a WORLD-SHATTERING CRITICAL hit!!!
You launch a powerful uppercut at a wraith.
You connect!
3952h, 3412m, 15755e, 21883w cekdb-28.0%-
Patria unleashes a vicious slash towards a wraith before resheathing her blade, Raining Phantoms.
A wraith has been slain by Patria.
3952h, 3397m, 15755e, 21883w cekdb-28.0%- (-15)

Oh, c'mon but yay rainbows! ^_^

Synbios

@Ada: It's Raining Phantoms! Yeah, Hallelujah!

Siduri

@Synbios : No, it is not raining me :P

Florentino

You tell Soldier Caladbolg Van Helsing, "Never fear, "Soldier" - your time will come. That is the 

fate of all those who blindly pledge their lives to the latest iteration of the failure that is the 

Holy Church of Achaea."

Caladbolg tells you, "Wouldn't have worked."

Caladbolg tells you, "Your a naga."

Caladbolg tells you, "You don't lock."

Caladbolg tells you, "You backstab and snipe."

Caladbolg tells you, "Know your house, bitch."

You tell Soldier Caladbolg Van Helsing, "You'll be proven painfully wrong over the coming years, 

worry not."

Caladbolg tells you, "I don't rp so cut it out."

Tesha

He obviously meant he doesn't rip (disconnect) so he found it unlikely you'd venomlock him. He's just not very eloquent. 

Melodie

Saladbowl is a good guy and doesn't afraid of anything.

Still working on the roleplaying bit though.