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  • TreyTrey
    I think you're forgetting the pertinent part of this log that would make this cease to be surprising to anyone.


    Cooper said:
    After Aelios has totem ganked (or attempted to) probably 10-15 times, ganked me in Annwyn and then calling backup when he can't kill me and teaming me, killing my mounts, and lots of trash talk and swearing...I attempt to mind radiance him once while he's forging. He calls me me a butthurt laming griefer who only knows how to gank people and then...

    A contract has been put on your life by Aelios and accepted by Lothiac. Please note that this is for 
    informational purposes only. It does not alter anything in regards to your PK or issue rights on 
    Aelios until an actual attack is made upon you.

    Just lol.

  • AlcinaeAlcinae AFK
    Walking on the highway, came across a poster:

    For eons has He been imprisoned, locked away from our Realm. His wisdom
    and power now forever denied to us. Embrace His lessons, His patience,
    and you shall know Power.

    Nothing in this world is denied to Him, for He once wandered these plans
    in search of Power, and shall too again.

    We are the watchers
    We are the waiters
    We are the patient

    Why so vague? :(
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  • RuthRuth Singapore
    Clearly it's Slith.
    "Mummy, I'm hungry, but there's no one to eat! :C"

     

  • CooperCooper
    Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
    You move in towards Lothiac for the backbreaker.
    You lift Lothiac triumphantly into the air, then yank him down into your raised knee with back 
    breaking force.
    With a sickening crunch and cry of pure agony, Lothiac's head lolls aimlessly far too far to one 
    side. Lothiac collapses into such an undignified sprawl that you realise that the throw did indeed 
    snap the spine like a dry twig.
    You have slain Lothiac.
    A bloodroot leaf falls from Lothiac's corpse.
    The corpse of a rotting zombie falls from Lothiac's corpse.
    A piece of kelp falls from Lothiac's corpse.
    Golden sovereigns spill onto the ground from Lothiac's corpse.
    You have successfully nullified a Champion contract that had been taken out on you!

    gg

  • CathyCathy
    Cooper said:
    Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
    You move in towards Lothiac for the backbreaker.
    You lift Lothiac triumphantly into the air, then yank him down into your raised knee with back 
    breaking force.
    With a sickening crunch and cry of pure agony, Lothiac's head lolls aimlessly far too far to one 
    side. Lothiac collapses into such an undignified sprawl that you realise that the throw did indeed 
    snap the spine like a dry twig.
    You have slain Lothiac.
    A bloodroot leaf falls from Lothiac's corpse.
    The corpse of a rotting zombie falls from Lothiac's corpse.
    A piece of kelp falls from Lothiac's corpse.
    Golden sovereigns spill onto the ground from Lothiac's corpse.
    You have successfully nullified a Champion contract that had been taken out on you!

    gg
    1v1?
    Achieved dragon on the 13th of Aeguary, 634 - aged 21 and 1 month and 21 days.

    Elder dragon on the 6th of Chronos 635 - aged 22 and 8 months and 14 days.
  • BonkoBonko
    A copse of oaks.
    A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. Clustered here together, a 
    group of young oak trees stands stoically amid the undergrowth. Their broad, green foliage casts 
    dancing shadows over the wispy grasses and spindly bushes that grow beneath them. A small army of 
    acorns has accumulated under each tree, posing an enormous buffet to a host of squirrels. A thick 
    blackberry bush has quietly spread its brambles across one corner of the copse forming a dense mass 
    of spines and thorns. Many rabbits have safely raised numerous offspring in the brambles, and the 
    occasional tuft of fur from a bunny who has gotten too close to the thorns is a common sight on many 
    of the vines. A purple coneflower grows here, its large stalk straining towards the sky. A red elm 
    tree grows here, its branches gently swaying in the breeze. A low-lying wild ginger plant is growing 
    here. A green-flowered ginseng plant has been planted here. A lobelia wildflower is growing here. A 
    burdock plant is growing here. A low-slung myrrh bush is here. A nearby branch is laden with hard-
    shelled nuts.  The Green Dragon Lothiac's imposing form looms. Rethel is here, hidden. His face is 
    partially concealed beneath a raised hood. He wields a sharp, brazen spear with billowing neck 
    ribbons in his left hand and a throwing axe in his right. Student of Quaero Edris Bayt al-Azhan is 
    here, his head bowed. He wields a Shield of Absorption in his left hand and a blackened staff of 
    gnarled wood in his right.

    - 2014/02/13 05:10:20 - Benedominatus Cooper has broken Lothiac's spine with a backbreaker, slaying 
    him.
    - 2014/02/13 05:10:46 - Edris has fallen victim to the extraordinary powers of Vicar Kafziel.


    Cathy said:
    Cooper said:
    Your aura of weapons rebounding disappears.
    You move in towards Lothiac for the backbreaker.
    You lift Lothiac triumphantly into the air, then yank him down into your raised knee with back 
    breaking force.
    With a sickening crunch and cry of pure agony, Lothiac's head lolls aimlessly far too far to one 
    side. Lothiac collapses into such an undignified sprawl that you realise that the throw did indeed 
    snap the spine like a dry twig.
    You have slain Lothiac.
    A bloodroot leaf falls from Lothiac's corpse.
    The corpse of a rotting zombie falls from Lothiac's corpse.
    A piece of kelp falls from Lothiac's corpse.
    Golden sovereigns spill onto the ground from Lothiac's corpse.
    You have successfully nullified a Champion contract that had been taken out on you!

    gg
    1v1?
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  • KafzielKafziel
    Cooper said:
    After Aelios has totem ganked (or attempted to) probably 10-15 times, ganked me in Annwyn and then calling backup when he can't kill me and teaming me, killing my mounts, and lots of trash talk and swearing...I attempt to mind radiance him once while he's forging. He calls me me a butthurt laming griefer who only knows how to gank people and then...

    A contract has been put on your life by Aelios and accepted by Lothiac. Please note that this is for 
    informational purposes only. It does not alter anything in regards to your PK or issue rights on 
    Aelios until an actual attack is made upon you.

    Just lol.
    Presumably it was about this, rather than killing Lothiac specifically.
  • SynbiosSynbios
    Tecton said:
    Dunn said:
    Did a double take when that happened on ACC and saw the deathsight. Had a hearty chuckle.

    Hope they (T and Makkyroes) fixed you up, Tirac. Weird bug.
    Wasn't actually a bug, someone just set the wrong type of attack on the denizen. All fixed now!

    @Tecton: Wait, let me get this straight - there exists a type of denizen attack that causes permasleep? Now I have to watch my back when bash, lest one of them things with permasleep hits me. 

    Appropriately, I'm reminded of something I saw in 4chan's /tg/ board:
    image 

    Also remember humans - THE COMPUTER IS YOUR FRIEND. AND WILL TOTALLY NOT MANGLE YOUR POSTERIORS WITH PERMASLEEP ATTACKS.

  • MithridatesMithridates
    @Dalran tells you, "Nevar, I'm staying a scrub."


    Knew it. 

  • AsmodronAsmodron
    Ruth said:
    Clearly it's Slith.
    It aint slith >>
  • SilasSilas
    Issues imminent.

  • SynbiosSynbios
    Cynlael said:
    ^ And here we have an example of another person who has a sig that fits perfectly with their posts.
    Quiet, human. The hunters are on to me.

  • KuyKuy
    The inability to read and understand the basic help files of a text-based game (in this case, HELP PK) surprises me to no end.

    It's like going to the dentist and expecting him to give you a puppy instead of a root canal.
    [2:41:24 AM] Kenway: I bet you smell like evergreen trees and you could wrestle boreal mammals but they'd rather just cuddle you
  • JarrodJarrod
    To be somewhat fair, being in an open PK area or Mark doesn't mean you can't issue for harassment in a PK situation.

    I do not think that's what happened here, just clarifying that being Mark or being in Annwyn doesn't mean absolutely everything is fair game.
    image
    Cascades of quicksilver light streak across the firmament as the celestial voice of Ourania intones, "Oh Jarrod..."

  • AsmodronAsmodron
    Kuy said:
    The inability to read and understand the basic help files of a text-based game (in this case, HELP PK) surprises me to no end. It's like going to the dentist and expecting him to give you a puppy instead of a root canal.
    Lol your post for that hilarious sig. Couldnt stop watching it.
  • KuyKuy
    Jarrod said:
    To be somewhat fair, being in an open PK area or Mark doesn't mean you can't issue for harassment in a PK situation.

    I do not think that's what happened here, just clarifying that being Mark or being in Annwyn doesn't mean absolutely everything is fair game.
    Aye.  It's not just this specific instance that I find giggle-worthy, is the thing.  There are far too many people that don't understand what being infamous, a mark, or in an open PK area actually means.  Then you have people hiring three times because they can't seem to shake the past.

    I like to imagine those latter people walking around in neon sweatpants and thickly shoulder padded vinyl jackets.
    [2:41:24 AM] Kenway: I bet you smell like evergreen trees and you could wrestle boreal mammals but they'd rather just cuddle you
  • AmanuAmanu Forge Tree
    http://cdn12.lbstatic.nu/files/looks/medium/2012/02/14/1946067_4f39c6c89d29c9591c000031.jpg?1329186507

    Padded jackets you say?

  • JonathinJonathin Retired in a hole.
    (svo): People in the DB: 8228
    (svo): City stats:
      none     - 2620 citizens.
      Cyrene   - 1735 citizens.
      Ashtan   - 1163 citizens.
      Hashan   - 988 citizens.
      Eleusis  - 898 citizens.
      Mhaldor  - 631 citizens.
      Targossas - 193 citizens.
    I am retired and log into the forums maybe once every 2 months. It was a good 20 years, live your best lives, friends.
  • SynbiosSynbios
    Bonko said:
    Message #16198      Sent by Tecton
    2/14/22:05 I don't believe you try to play within the rules for a second :P.

    -awkward silence-

    Message #16201      Sent by Tecton
    2/14/22:05 (yes, that was a joke).



    0:07 seconds onwards.

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