Memorable quotes

Kuy

@Kei

This is the weirdest conversation ever.

"She's supposed to sit on your face"

"Oh hey, Attack on Titan's on Netflix"

*achu!*

"Sweatpants on a rooster!"

Sounds like a typical Friday night.

Or at least, what I hope will become a typical Friday night.

Nizaris

Jonathin said:

(svo): People in the DB: 8228
(svo): City stats:
  none     - 2620 citizens.
  Cyrene   - 1735 citizens.
  Ashtan   - 1163 citizens.
  Hashan   - 988 citizens.
  Eleusis  - 898 citizens.
  Mhaldor  - 631 citizens.
  Targossas - 193 citizens.

(svo): People in the DB: 21987

(svo): City stats:

  none     - 8481 citizens.

  Ashtan   - 3501 citizens.

  Cyrene   - 3153 citizens.

  Hashan   - 2477 citizens.

  Mhaldor  - 2357 citizens.

  Eleusis  - 1583 citizens.

  Targossas - 435 citizens.

This is what happens when you trigger BIRTHDAYS to the day tic message. My guess is that there are somewhere around 24,000 names in the game, based on an average of approximately 80 people for a given birthday (12*25*80).

Bonko

You say, "Wanna make out."

Dr. Khairt Drac'Kal says in a withered, raspy voice, "As long as i dont have to do much."

You grope a soaring angel figurehead lewdly.

You say, "I'm turned on by the fact an angel is gonna watch us."

Dr. Khairt Drac'Kal says in a withered, raspy voice, "I'm turned on by the fact that we have an 

angel and melodie doesn't."

Jovie

TIL how to roleplay thanks to @Bonko.

*unzip*

Kyrra

@Bonko, I can't believe you edited out the rest. 

Melodie

...

=((

[Deleted User]

- 2014/02/15 19:59:44 - Aledar says, "So I'm Atavian, can I pick other people and fly with them?"
- 2014/02/15 20:01:20 - Juliet says, "Not as an atavian no."
- 2014/02/15 20:01:30 - Aledar says, "Why not."
- 2014/02/15 20:02:01 - Aledar says, "I just want to pick up people and throw them to their quick but painful death."
- 2014/02/15 20:02:12 - Lanal says, "Your wings are probably only strong enough to carry yourself."
- 2014/02/15 20:02:26 - Aledar says, "But i work out!"
- 2014/02/15 20:02:28 - Juliet says, "Picking people up is a metamorphosis ability."
- 2014/02/15 20:02:42 - Mosr says, "Also dragon."
- 2014/02/15 20:02:47 - Erikka says, "You don't have talons for that, nor strength enough to grab someone and carry. People are heavy you know..."
- 2014/02/15 20:02:49 - Juliet says, "Yes dragons as well."
- 2014/02/15 20:03:03 - Aledar says, "How to become a dragon?"
- 2014/02/15 20:03:11 - Juliet says, "To become a dragon you need to gain level 99."
- 2014/02/15 20:03:14 - Mosr says, "Hunt and kill things."
- 2014/02/15 20:03:35 - Amune says, "Is 99 the highest level you can get?"
- 2014/02/15 20:03:42 - Sinrah says, "No."
- 2014/02/15 20:04:10 - Juliet says, "There is no hard level cap that has been reached."
- 2014/02/15 20:04:11 - Aledar says, "OK, just to be clear when I become dragon, I will totaly be able to pick up people and drop them from the sky."
- 2014/02/15 20:04:37 - Juliet says, "There are ways to prevent being picked up but basicly yes."
- 2014/02/15 20:05:02 - Aledar says, "Juliet you from game staff?"
- 2014/02/15 20:06:53 - Juliet says, "I was created by the Divine to guide young ones through their beginning years."
- 2014/02/15 20:07:52 - Kokakola says, "And here I thought we are all descentants of monkeys."
- 2014/02/15 20:08:24 - Kokakola says, "Descendants even."
- 2014/02/15 20:08:52 - Aledar says, "Oh strong and wise Juliet, could you please bless me with the power of the Divine so I could become dragon this instant and start fulfilling our creator's grand design of making others fly for a shor period?"
- 2014/02/15 20:09:31 - Juliet says, "Although flattered that you think I'm so powerful, my abilities are just for guiding the young and not for turning people into dragons."
- 2014/02/15 20:10:22 - Aledar says, "Looks like you weren't the Divine's favourite..."
- 2014/02/15 20:11:11 - Juliet says, "Its not about being a favourite or not, its about serving the purpose I was created for and helping the youth of Achaea."
- 2014/02/15 20:11:35 - Scarlatti says, "Besides which, she's My favourite, stripling!"
- 2014/02/15 20:11:57 - Galeon says, "Greetings Lord Bard!"
- 2014/02/15 20:12:05 - Aledar says, "I see you possess great wisdom Juliet, may the spirit of the Buffalo run wild within you!"
- 2014/02/15 20:12:21 - Mosr says, "What."
- 2014/02/15 20:13:32 - Aledar says, "One final question, how do I obtain my Behemoth Class Battlecruiser all primed with MK II Yamat Cannon?"
- 2014/02/15 20:14:06 - Anaidiana says, "By visiting Yudhisthira."
- 2014/02/15 20:14:17 - Mosr says, "What Anaidiana said."
- 2014/02/15 20:14:21 - Anaidiana says, "He's over on Polyargos. As a newbie, you get free or reduced ferry rides."
- 2014/02/15 20:14:54 - Aledar says, "Ferry rides... on a Behemoth Class Battlecruiser right?"
- 2014/02/15 20:15:02 - Mosr says, "Sure, whatever."
- 2014/02/15 20:15:23 - Fendrel says, "The main point is visiting Yudhisthira."
- 2014/02/15 20:16:09 - Aledar says, "Thank you noble travellers, may the force be strong with you as the wise capitan Picard says!"

*a little while later*

(Newbie): Aledar says, "Should I pray to the godess GLaDOS for more portals?"

Jonathin

Nizaris said:

Jonathin said:

(svo): People in the DB: 8228
(svo): City stats:
  none     - 2620 citizens.
  Cyrene   - 1735 citizens.
  Ashtan   - 1163 citizens.
  Hashan   - 988 citizens.
  Eleusis  - 898 citizens.
  Mhaldor  - 631 citizens.
  Targossas - 193 citizens.

(svo): People in the DB: 21987

(svo): City stats:

  none     - 8481 citizens.

  Ashtan   - 3501 citizens.

  Cyrene   - 3153 citizens.

  Hashan   - 2477 citizens.

  Mhaldor  - 2357 citizens.

  Eleusis  - 1583 citizens.

  Targossas - 435 citizens.

This is what happens when you trigger BIRTHDAYS to the day tic message. My guess is that there are somewhere around 24,000 names in the game, based on an average of approximately 80 people for a given birthday (12*25*80).

I triggered help clanlist to check all the clanhelps for members. I didn't think about birthdays.

Aluciana

After about 20minutes of complaining ICly to various people about how she wanted to track to a God for fun.....

(Project 9): You say, "If I wasn't worried about Luci's future I would track to Sartan."

(Project 9): Kaie says, "Psh, he'd probably gift you for such bravery."

(Project 9): You say, "Haha doubtful."

farsee Sartan

You can see naught but darkness.

(Project 9): Achimrst says, "Lol."

(Project 9): Achimrst says, "Dooz it!"

(Project 9): You say, "Legit?"

(Project 9): Achimrst says, "Than track to me quickly!"

(Project 9): Kaie says, "Yah, do it."

(Project 9): You say, "This is such a bad idea."

(Project 9): Achimrst says, "Totally."

You begin to flap your wings powerfully, and rise quickly up into the firmament.

Flying above At the heart of the Darkenwood.

The bright sun shines down, blanketing you with its life-giving warmth.

You see exits leading north, northeast, southeast, and west.

(Project 9): Kaie says, ":D."

(Project 9): Achimrst says, "You can gain XP back, you cannot gain the interraction with a god that you track to back."

track Sartan

The essence of Sartan denies your intrusion.

(Project 9): You say, "LOL."

Flying above Upon an infernal island (indoors).

This room has not been mapped.

There are no obvious exits.

As there is not room to fly here, you find yourself on the ground.

You are transported by the power of the Divine.

Swinging his mighty sword, a crimson-skinned daemon slices into your shoulder with ease. Pinning your arms to your sides, a crimson-skinned daemon rears his head back and immediately swings forward, his teeth digging into your chest as he seeks out your heart. Whipping around in a frenzy, a crimson-skinned daemon slashes his sharp claws through your abdomen and blood spews out of the wound. Swinging his mighty sword, a crimson-skinned daemon slices into your shoulder with ease.

You have been slain by a crimson-skinned daemon.

 Totally made my night despite the fact I can't stand a single daemon hit. @Sartan  

Cooper

8593h, 7234m, 36440e, 31248w cekdb-

As the strain on your inflated lungs reaches extremity, you open your glistening, tooth-lined maw wide and rain a great tempest of acid down upon the ground below.

You have slain Zii.

8593h, 6568m, 36360e, 30948w cekdb-

You have slain Kaitali.

8593h, 6568m, 36360e, 30948w cekdb-

You have slain Lala.

8593h, 6568m, 36360e, 30948w cekdb-

You have slain Malsifera.

8593h, 6568m, 36360e, 30948w cekdb-

You have slain Mannimar.

8593h, 6568m, 36360e, 30948w cekdb-

You have slain Sinrah.

8593h, 6568m, 36360e, 30948w cekdb-

You have slain Tyamat.

8593h, 6568m, 36360e, 30948w cekdb-

You have slain Xadzia.

8593h, 6568m, 36360e, 30948w cekdb-

A holocaust globe falls away to the ground.

8593h, 7690m, 36360e, 30948w cekdb-

You have not summoned your breath weapon.

8593h, 7690m, 36360e, 30966w cekdb-

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

8593h, 7690m, 36360e, 30966w cexkdb-

With a great effort, you begin to summon caustic hell to your innards.

8593h, 7490m, 36260e, 30966w cexkdb-

Your acid summoning is complete.

8593h, 7490m, 36230e, 30936w cexkdb-

Circling slowly through the air, you heave mightily, taking in an audible rush of air as your ribcage visibly expands. Your eyes lock unblinkingly on the pitiful creatures below as you prepare to destroy them.

8593h, 7490m, 36150e, 30936w cekdb-

Santar has been slain by Hasar.

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Hasar eats a potash crystal.

8593h, 7490m, 36150e, 30954w cekdb-

Penwize dies screaming under the assault of Lord Marshal Hasar Lichlord's fire and flame.

Penwize has been slain by Hasar.

8593h, 7490m, 36150e, 30954w cekdb-

Skye dies screaming under the assault of Lord Marshal Hasar Lichlord's fire and flame.

Skye has been slain by Hasar.

8593h, 7490m, 36150e, 30954w cekdb-

Melodie dies screaming under the assault of Lord Marshal Hasar Lichlord's fire and flame.

Melodie has been slain by Hasar.

8593h, 7490m, 36150e, 30954w cekdb-

Achimrst dies screaming under the assault of Lord Marshal Hasar Lichlord's fire and flame.

Achimrst has been slain by Hasar.

8593h, 7490m, 36150e, 30954w cekdb-

Aluciana dies screaming under the assault of Lord Marshal Hasar Lichlord's fire and flame.

Aluciana has been slain by Hasar.

8593h, 7490m, 36150e, 30954w cekdb-

As the strain on your inflated lungs reaches extremity, you open your glistening, tooth-lined maw wide and rain a great tempest of acid down upon the ground below.

You have slain Zii.

8593h, 6824m, 36050e, 30654w cekdb-

You have slain Delphinus.

8593h, 6824m, 36050e, 30654w cekdb-

You have slain Sylis.

8593h, 6824m, 36050e, 30654w cekdb-

You have slain Santar.

You have successfully nullified an assassination contract that had been taken out on you!

8593h, 6824m, 36050e, 30654w cekdb-

You have slain Aly.

8593h, 6824m, 36050e, 30654w cekdb-

You have slain Shirszae.

8593h, 6824m, 36050e, 30654w cekdb-

You have slain Ayleth.

8593h, 7942m, 36050e, 30660w cekdb-

You have recovered balance on all limbs.

8593h, 7942m, 36050e, 30660w cexkdb-

With a great effort, you begin to summon caustic hell to your innards.

8593h, 7742m, 35970e, 30660w cexkdb-

Your acid summoning is complete.

8593h, 7742m, 35970e, 30660w cexkdb-

Circling slowly through the air, you heave mightily, taking in an audible rush of air as your ribcage visibly expands. Your eyes lock unblinkingly on the pitiful creatures below as you prepare to destroy them.

8593h, 7742m, 35870e, 30678w cekdb-

As the strain on your inflated lungs reaches extremity, you open your glistening, tooth-lined maw wide and rain a great tempest of acid down upon the ground below.

You have slain Skye.

gg

Skye

lol I was lagging so hard on top of retardation, it took me forever to get anything through.

edit: acid breathrain is always hilarious to me. It's like you're having some major heartburn

Xith

Aluciana said:

Swinging his mighty sword, a crimson-skinned daemon slices into your shoulder with ease. Pinning your arms to your sides, a crimson-skinned daemon rears his head back and immediately swings forward, his teeth digging into your chest as he seeks out your heart. Whipping around in a frenzy, a crimson-skinned daemon slashes his sharp claws through your abdomen and blood spews out of the wound. Swinging his mighty sword, a crimson-skinned daemon slices into your shoulder with ease.

You have been slain by a crimson-skinned daemon.

I want one.

Rangor

Poor @zii didn't get the memo.

Zii

Rangor said:

Poor @zii didn't get the memo.

FOR THE EMPRAH!!

Jovie

Zii said:

Rangor said:

Poor @zii didn't get the memo.

FOR THE EMPRAH!!

*Empurror



*please see sartan's kitten for reference

Aegoth

It's funny, because @Hasar is always complaining that his holocausts do no damage. Obviously he's playing mind games for situations like this

Kei

@Kuy tells you in Mhaldorian, "@ undortahn patience force writing sweet lupine when closed."

Whoever wrote the text scrambler, I love you.

Lannah

Darktalon descends from above.

Darktalon says in a slightly crazed voice, "Give me the cheese!"

You are startled as a lemon pie bounces harmlessly off you after being thrown at you by Darktalon.

You are startled as a lemon pie bounces harmlessly off you after being thrown at you by Darktalon.

Throwing back his head, Darktalon screams agonisingly.

Darktalon begins to flap his wings powerfully, and rises quickly up into the firmament.

You blink.

You roll on the floor, laughing.

Miss Adventure, Druidess Serah Celes'Ciel says, "That man is weird..."

Dortheron creases his brow in a frown.

Cribbles blinks.

Cribbles, Aspirant of Galadriel says, "What just happened?"

Dortheron says to you in a deep, almost purring voice, "Shall I hunt him down, dear?"

You giggle happily.

Dortheron narrows his eyes and stares upwards.

You shake your head at Dortheron.

Dji

He is an insectoid horkval. He looks like a Valgon should look.  He is also making a sandwich. He is wearing a wyvernskin pack, a set of alchemical robes, furry werewolf boots, and a blood stained cat sweater.

Wut?

Santar

(Party): Quisse says, "What happens if you hit the waves?"

(Party): You say, "Ship sinks."

(Party): Micaelis says, "We all explode."

(Party): Jovie says, "It's a horrible, tragic death."

(Party): Quisse says, "Well then!"

(Party): Micaelis says, "But it's slow and in reverse alphabetical order."

Gibbi

Santar said:

(Party): Quisse says, "What happens if you hit the waves?"

(Party): You say, "Ship sinks."

(Party): Micaelis says, "We all explode."

(Party): Jovie says, "It's a horrible, tragic death."

(Party): Quisse says, "Well then!"

(Party): Micaelis says, "But it's slow and in reverse alphabetical order."

I love my protege

Kyrra

On the Prelatorian Highway (road).

A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. It is almost a joy to be 

travelling this road. Wide and smooth and well maintained, it is a far cry from the rough dirt 

tracks in less travelled areas. The air has a pleasant feel to it, even a bit of sea air tang, and 

occasionally you can see seabirds wheeling in the air above. Fellow travellers pass by and your eye 

can follow them to the south or up Ashtan way northeast. An obsidian eye sigil is here. A large 

muddy puddle has formed out of a hole in the road. Lying on its side, a dark glass bottle is stuck 

in the mud.

You see exits leading northeast and south.

You splash through a muddy hole in the road, causing filthy water to spray over you.

@Taraus and @Sybilla:-w

Turoi

Pops up out of nowhere and:

Natliya says in a soft, flowing voice, "Ow, ow, ow, ow."

Natliya rustles threateningly.

Natliya rustles threateningly.

Natliya leaves to the southeast.

You blink.


:-S

Kuy

I think you were the victim of a drive-by lap dance.

Achimrst

Kuy said:

I think you were the victim of a drive-by lap dance.

She was totally going to kill him if he moved. He is lucky he didn't blink with her in the room.

Synbios

Kyrra said:

On the Prelatorian Highway (road).

A smattering of clouds fills the sky, lacing it with spiderwebs of grey. It is almost a joy to be 

travelling this road. Wide and smooth and well maintained, it is a far cry from the rough dirt 

tracks in less travelled areas. The air has a pleasant feel to it, even a bit of sea air tang, and 

occasionally you can see seabirds wheeling in the air above. Fellow travellers pass by and your eye 

can follow them to the south or up Ashtan way northeast. An obsidian eye sigil is here. A large 

muddy puddle has formed out of a hole in the road. Lying on its side, a dark glass bottle is stuck 

in the mud.

You see exits leading northeast and south.

You splash through a muddy hole in the road, causing filthy water to spray over you.

@Taraus and @Sybilla:-w

@Kyrra: As the human saying goes, "Better to be stuck in the mud than be a stick in the mud." Or something like that.

Jurixe

What if you're a stick stuck in the mud?

Kinilan

Jurixe said:

What if you're a stick stuck in the mud?

Then you owe her at least 50 bucks.

Kyrra

@Synbios, I was running past and didn't expect there to be a hole in the road! Or water in it! Or muddy water to make my nice new leggings all wet

Edit for spelling. My meds make me stupid at the moment.

Dunn

Wait til you find that field of shallow graves outside the gates on a rainy day.