Memorable quotes

Kyrra

Kunama tells you, "Hi~~ you forge stuff right?"

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Asmodron

This just made me crack up laughing.


(Newbie): Artrema says, "How do I make it so the battle is not instantaneous and I can actually
react??"

(Newbie): You say, "A mystery many of us have never been able to solve, im afraid."

(Newbie): Juliet says, "Aye, combat in achaea is rather complex and you just have to learn to be
quick on your feet."

(Newbie): Artrema says, "I do not think anyone in heaven or hell can type that fast, I had multiple
things attacking me, I am trying to remember my class attacks and I look at the screen and die."

(Newbie): Artrema says, "Kinda unfair if you ask me."

(Newbie): Rayle says, "Would it be safe to tell you that it's worth it? The face pace combat being a
rush that can't really be compared in any other game or medium?"

(Newbie): Juliet says, "You should try hunting in Minia, Lodi and Mt Gheledan right now."

(Newbie): Saril says, "There are ways to streamline your combat technique as well, including setting
up aliases and keybindings. Helps bypass all that typing."

(Newbie): Artrema says, "I was fighting pixies, the darn intro quest, and all those suggestions
would be wonderful, if I knew what they meant."

(Newbie): Juliet says, "You can always use the KILL command to help you attack a bit quicker. It
will use your best hunting ability."

(Newbie): Artrema says, "I did use Kill for the first one."

(Newbie): Juliet says, "You will also want to make sure you are sipping your health vial when your
health get's low."

(Newbie): Artrema says, "I had no time to type for the second."

Edit: Oh god there was more!

(Newbie): Juliet says, "I will try to help you in tells, Artrema."

(Newbie): Artrema says, "I walked up typed kill pygmy the first dropped and I was suddenly bleeding
heavily."

(Newbie): Juliet says, "That means you need to sip health."

(Newbie): Artrema says, "While in combat??"

(Newbie): Juliet says, "Yes."

(Newbie): Artrema says, "Seems the extra notion would slow me further."

(Newbie): Juliet says, "Artrema i will help you in tells.

Xith

My first death in Achaea was to CAST FREEZE. Some jerk outside Minia.

Trevize

Xith said:

My first death in Achaea was to CAST FREEZE. Some jerk outside Minia.

Slugbeast. The bastard.

I got my revenge though.

Nim

I probably died to a black rat when I was thirteen, but Nim died like twice getting stuff for her sword. It was awesome.

Kenway

With a vicious snarl you carve a merciless swathe through the steaming guts of @Wessux, who gurgles
and chokes as you withdraw your dripping blade, glistening with gore.
== !!DISEMBOWELED Wessux!! ==
You have slain Wessux.
Defeated, Wessux is cast out of the Arena.

- 2014/02/11 06:24:21 - Wessux dies, his defences no match for the relentless might of Kenway in
Ainghaeal's Nest.

FINALLY.
Thanks for all the lessons and asskickings, you glorious bastard.

Wessux

Happy to help. Now do it again

Silas

Hot.

Skye

Elusis (male Tsol'aa).
He is 18 years old, having been born on the 13th of Scarlatan, 629 years after the fall of the
Seleucarian Empire.
He is unranked in Achaea.
He is an extremely credible character.
He is not known for acts of infamy.
He is a Freeman in Eleusis.
He is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.

Eleuception

Kross

<redacted> says in a low sexy voice, "I have to apologize for the delay, Sempai."

Come on...just, come on. Creativity at its finest

Dunn

You don't have to hide it.

It's me.

Sorry, Sempai.

Kross

Dunn

Yeah totally picturing you like that from now on.

All of the (-2446) kai chokes will make me smile.

Kenway

Silas said:

Hot.

Dammit I forgot to include me waggling my eyebrows on the impale!
Have this instead:

Nocroth

For @Hasar:

You begin the process of assuming the deadly black wind.

Hasar tells you in Mhaldorian, "Blackwind."

You call upon your dark power, and instantly a black wind descends upon you. In seconds your body begins to dissipate, and you are one with the odious vapour.

You glance up and see that a large spear is rapidly descending in your general direction!

Raising his quarterstaff a foot into the air, Delphinus drives its end into the ground with a dull thud. A flash of incandescent light suddenly manifests to brightly illuminate the surrounding area.

The flash of light illuminates you - you have been discovered!

Hasar tells you in Mhaldorian, "You have a short window to survive."

The spear slams into you with overwhelming force, practically impaling you on it.

Hasar tells you in Mhaldorian, "Yu are dead."

You tell Lord Marshal Hasar Lichlord in Mhaldorian, "That is true."

Aegoth

Ohhhhhh that sucks @Nocroth

Tirac

Nocroth said:

Hasar tells you in Mhaldorian, "Yu are dead."

This is very Hasar.

Tirac

I get bugged in Eleusis where I'm stuck asleep and neither waking nor damage nor logging in again get me awake.

Xer leaps into the air and launches a flying kick at you.

Xer connects painfully.

8981h, 7908m, 40185e, 27838w exkdb-(23:22:37:284)(-185 H)sleep, prone, 

You continue your struggle to escape from the dreamworld.

Then Cooper asks for admin help to unbug me.

(Achaean Combat Council): Cooper says, "I think Tirac is broken, he can't wake up."

Then a bunch of really desperate Targs try to kill me:

Santar descends from above.

9278h, 7908m, 40185e, 27946w exkdb-(23:23:9:820)sleep, prone, 

Santar snaps his massive jaws close around you, flinging you effortlessly into the air before 

catching you with a second powerful bite.

5342h, 7908m, 40185e, 27946w exkdb-(23:23:10:57)(-3936 H)sleep, prone, 

You continue your struggle to escape from the dreamworld.

5342h, 7908m, 40185e, 27946w exkdb-(23:23:11:574)sleep, prone, 

Micaelis descends from above.

5342h, 7908m, 40185e, 27946w exkdb-(23:23:12:9)sleep, prone, 

Cooper lets fly at Santar with a snap kick.

He connects to the left leg!

Cooper balls up one fist and hammerfists Santar.

He connects to the left leg!

Cooper balls up one fist and hammerfists Santar.

He connects to the left leg!

5165h, 7908m, 40185e, 27958w exkdb-(23:23:13:664)(-362 H)sleep, prone, 

Santar snaps his massive jaws close around you, flinging you effortlessly into the air before 

catching you with a second powerful bite.

1229h, 7908m, 40185e, 27958w exkdb-(23:23:13:911)(-3936 H)sleep, prone, 

Xer draws himself up to his full height, staring imperiously down at Santar.

1229h, 7908m, 40185e, 27958w exkdb-(23:23:14:264)sleep, prone, 

You continue your struggle to escape from the dreamworld.

1229h, 7908m, 40185e, 27958w exkdb-(23:23:14:741)sleep, prone, 

Xer lunges at Santar with long, flashing claws extended, tearing into his left leg ruthlessly.

1229h, 7908m, 40185e, 27958w exkdb-(23:23:15:499)sleep, prone, 

Drawing an enormous breath, Xer exhales, expelling a gale of wind with such force that Santar is 

knocked over.

1229h, 7908m, 40185e, 27958w exkdb-(23:23:15:500)sleep, prone, 

Cooper balls up one fist and hammerfists Santar.

He connects to the left leg!

Cooper balls up one fist and hammerfists Santar.

He connects to the left leg!

1229h, 7908m, 40185e, 27958w exkdb-(23:23:16:15)sleep, prone, 

Santar takes some balm from a vial and rubs it on his legs.

1229h, 7908m, 40185e, 27958w exkdb-(23:23:16:16)sleep, prone, 

You continue your struggle to escape from the dreamworld.

1878h, 7908m, 40185e, 27970w exkdb-(23:23:17:732)(+185 H)sleep, prone, 

Santar takes a drink from a cedarwood vial.

1878h, 7908m, 40185e, 27970w exkdb-(23:23:17:733)sleep, prone, 

Xer viciously seizes Santar in his jaws, tossing him effortlessly into the air before catching him 

in a second bite.

2063h, 7908m, 40185e, 27970w exkdb-(23:23:18:329)(+185 H)sleep, prone, 

Cooper lets fly at Santar with a snap kick.

He connects to the right leg!

Cooper balls up one fist and hammerfists Santar.

He connects to the right leg!

Cooper balls up one fist and hammerfists Santar.

He connects to the right leg!

2063h, 7908m, 40185e, 27970w exkdb-(23:23:18:809)sleep, prone, 

Micaelis snaps his massive jaws close around you, flinging you effortlessly into the air before 

catching you with a second powerful bite.

You have been slain by Micaelis.

Your starburst tattoo flares as the world is momentarily tinted red.

9288h, 8148m, 40185e, 27970w ex-[]: So fell the throks of Rathnu.

You say in Mhaldorian, "Duanathar."

On the clouds (indoors).

A ladder of long, soft leaves comprises a wispy Weaver's Fern along the ground. An obsidian eye 

sigil is here. Wings flaring, a pegasus tosses his regal head impatiently.  Iskla Rian is here. He 

wields Supreme Icewyrm in his left hand.

9288h, 7818m, 40105e, 27982w exkdb-(23:23:24:620)

As Iskla draws Supreme Icewyrm from its scabbard, he drives the pommel into your chin.

You quickly jump back, avoiding the attack.

9224h, 7818m, 40105e, 27994w exkdb-(23:23:26:925)defs combat

[]: Prepare for battle. Krathos Provit.

Lashing out with a clenched fist, Iskla aims a precise strike at your sternum.

The blow cracks bone, and a flood of pain washes through your chest.

As Iskla draws Supreme Icewyrm from its scabbard, he drives the pommel into your chin.

8335h, 7218m, 40105e, 27874w xkdb-[Deffing Combat][STUN](23:23:27:881)(-528 H)

Lashing out with a clenched fist, Iskla aims a precise strike at your sternum.

Your shield completely absorbs the damage.

8335h, 7218m, 40105e, 27874w xkdb-[Deffing Combat][STUN](23:23:27:884)

You are no longer stunned.

8335h, 7218m, 40105e, 27874w xkdb-[Deffing Combat](23:23:28:300)d;d

As Iskla draws Supreme Icewyrm from its scabbard, he drives the pommel into your chin.

You are blind and can see nothing but darkness.

7270h, 7218m, 40123e, 27886w exkdb-[Deffing Combat](23:23:31:54)

You are blind and can see nothing but darkness.

Hasar tells you in Mhaldorian, "// lol, I bet they heard on ACC."

(Achaean Combat Council): Cooper says, "Okay, after Santar heard that on this ooc clan he tracked to

Tirac and killed him."

(The Midnight Crew): Cooper says, "So Tirac was bugged and couldn't wake up."

(The Midnight Crew): Cooper says, "I asked on ACC for help because even reconnecting and attacking him wouldn't work."

(The Midnight Crew): Cooper says, "10 seconds later Micaelis and Santar fly in and kill him."

(The Midnight Crew): Cooper says, "Cause Santar heard on ACC."

(The Midnight Crew): Jhui says, "Santar a POS, we all know this."

All I have to say is, lol, I'm glad you guys aren't in my city. Thanks to my Mhaldbros for trying to save me from Tards.

Aegoth

I'd be really surprised if they don't have their clan membership revoked. That's beyond retarded and meta-gamey

Bonko

Tirac said:

I get bugged in Eleusis where I'm stuck asleep and neither waking nor damage nor logging in again get me awake.

That's what you get for attacking that denizen.

@Gaia:

Kross

More importantly, if they didn't say something overly retarded such as "Here comes trouble" and "Make it double", it mustn't have really been them. Must be chameleon tattoo.

Asmodron

Other than the common douchebaggery I just witnessed which makes me lose faith in the Achaean community, my question is this:

Santar snaps his massive jaws close around you, flinging you effortlessly into the air before catching you with a second powerful bite.

Micaelis snaps his massive jaws close around you, flinging you effortlessly into the air before catching you with a second powerful bite.

Xer viciously seizes Santar in his jaws, tossing him effortlessly into the air before catching him in a second bite.


Does @Xer even lift??

Xer

I LOOK MORE BUFF TO THE PERSON I'M BITING, OK?

*Goes cries in the corner*

Seftin

(Project 9): Aluciana says, "If you can't get it in the right hole three times there's something
seriously wrong with you."
6290h, 4398m, 26250e, 19200w cexkdb-(-30m, 0.6%)
(Project 9): Aluciana says, "Mis."
6290h, 4398m, 26250e, 19200w cexkdb-
(Project 9): Aluciana says, "D:."


@aluciana -- the fuck?

Dunn

Did a double take when that happened on ACC and saw the deathsight. Had a hearty chuckle.

Hope they (T and Makkyroes) fixed you up, Tirac. Weird bug.

Tecton

Dunn said:

Did a double take when that happened on ACC and saw the deathsight. Had a hearty chuckle.

Hope they (T and Makkyroes) fixed you up, Tirac. Weird bug.

Wasn't actually a bug, someone just set the wrong type of attack on the denizen. All fixed now!

Asmodron

Tecton said:

Dunn said:

Did a double take when that happened on ACC and saw the deathsight. Had a hearty chuckle.

Hope they (T and Makkyroes) fixed you up, Tirac. Weird bug.

Wasn't actually a bug, someone just set the wrong type of attack on the denizen. All fixed now!

Hackers!

Antonius

Tecton said:

Dunn said:

Did a double take when that happened on ACC and saw the deathsight. Had a hearty chuckle.

Hope they (T and Makkyroes) fixed you up, Tirac. Weird bug.

Wasn't actually a bug, someone just set the wrong type of attack on the denizen. All fixed now!

That's totally a bug.

Cooper

Wtb perma sleep attack

Trey

Cooper said:

Wtb perma sleep attack

Cooper said:

Wtb perma sleep attack