Memorable quotes

Lala

@xith you're a tease!

Wysteria

@Meletus coming in with a backlog of of issues made me laugh at my workstation here. Well done.

Seftin

40) Romeo told You: Were you doing a task?
41) You told Romeo: Sorry, yes.
42) Romeo told You: No worries! Just making sure.
43) You told Romeo: Bit too old to be on that channel *hum*.
44) Romeo told You: I know some changed recently and older players have been doing it...just wanted
to make sure you were not using the channel incorrectly *wink*.
45) Romeo told You: But now I know you are in Annwyn, I should come kill you!
46) You told Romeo: Bring it on!
47) Romeo told You: I may look harmless in these tights, but I am tough!
48) You told Romeo: I love a man in tights.
49) Romeo told You: Don't let Juliet hear you say that!
50) You told Romeo: She always ruins it for me...
and then...
The helpful voice of Romeo the Guide sounds within you, "She is pretty possesive, but she makes a
mean sandwich."


I love this game

Xith

Xith said:

Tharvis said:

@ halos why was @ Melodie in the list of invaders?   :-/

That was the abridged version of the world-unraveling effects of @ Santar removing his veil.

He left out the parts where:

• newbies spawn in the Underworld
• Mhaldorus slow dances with the Great Mhunna
• Bonko gets multiclass
• Sycaerunax sinks Targossas
• Rinzai conducts runic totems to clean up Cyrene, a la Mickey Mouse in Fantasia
• Lupus wakes up
• Vayne hurls Ourania at the moon
• Gred leads a humgii invasion into Eleusis
• Peak forges trollskin armour
• etc.

 Btw @Garden, I just gave you like a bazillion Events ideas. Still waiting on that Celani position.

Peak

Surrounded by doors (indoors).

 

You see exits leading north (closed door), northeast (closed door), east (closed door), southeast 

(closed door), south (closed door), southwest (closed door), west (closed door), northwest (closed 

door), up (closed door), and down (closed door).

4695h|100%h 4133m|96%m 100%e 82%w 35.0% cexkdb-22:46:50:981

You open the door to the down.

You pull on the door knob and begin to open the door. As soon as you pull it back even a fraction, 

the door flies open and you are sucked through, the door slamming behind you.

The Storm of Eternity (indoors).

There are 7 pieces of irid moss in 7 groups here. There are 5 aurum flakes in 3 groups here. There 

are 2 quicksilver droplets in 2 groups here. There are 2 quartz grains in 2 groups here. There are 2 

arsenic pellets in 2 groups here. A lustrous silver flake of antimony lies abandoned here. A mote of 

calcite glitters here. A grain of crystalline dolomite rests on the ground here. A bloodroot leaf 

lies here. A piece of dried-out kelp has been left here. There are 5 magnesium chips in 3 groups 

here. A dark grey flake of plumbum sparkles upon the floor. There are 7 potash crystals in 5 groups 

here. There are 3 blue inks in a group here. A purple crystal of calamine is here. A small spiky 

piece of gypsum crystal is partially embedded in the ground.

You see exits leading north, northeast, east, southeast, south, southwest, west, and northwest.

4695h|100%h 4133m|96%m 100%e 82%w 35.0% cexkdb-22:46:51:383

A massive wave breaks over you, inundating you and threatening to force the air from your lungs.

448h|10%h 4133m|96%m 100%e 82%w 35.0% ckdb-22:46:51:476(-4247)

OP; delete ships.

Tesha

oops wrong thread

Aquilora

Alright since no one has done it yet I will. Perfect example of why people need clan aliases or bad things will happen.

So there was something going on in a clan, which led me to question someone... however my question ended up on the Ashtan city channel. 

I was as red as a tomato.

-Aquilora says, "WHY do you need to imagine me in a maids outfit."

- Aquilora says, "Holy."

- @Khaibit says, "I don't."

- @Maefeng says, "Mis?"

- @Zandre says, "Well then."

- Khaibit says, "It helps though."

- Aquilora says, "Total mis."

- @Tsarani says, "Teehee. Achey Lady, you're weird!"

-  Aquilora says, "I would explain but I'm sure this monk would come kill me."

-  Fendrel says, "Oh my."

- Aquilora says, "Holy hell if I miss again I'm gonna light something on fire."     

 - Aquilora says, "..."

-  Dortheron says, "I suggest Targossas."

Silas

Fake mischans are dumb.

Kuy

Silas said:

Fake mischans are dumb.

So is your face.

Anaidiana

@peak - that's nothing to do with ships, that's Lord Neraeos' 'time out' room. I got stuck there once courtesy of the Thousandth Door as well. Tried everything to get out but it's invisi-monoed, couldn't fly, and the sharks took BIG bites. Should be noted that it was pre-dragon for me and I didn't have the option to try piercing. 

Hasar

Grumbling quietly, an emaciated slave trudges past with his chains clanking behind him.

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Flying above Mhaldor Road.

A noxious, red-hued fog overwhelms the area with a thick, palpable vapour. Twisting sharply as it ascends the mountainside, the desolate road moves along the edge of a steep ravine carved into the rocky terrain. Viscous stalagmites surge up from both sides of the path, upon which errant slaves are impaled. The wicked barbs of the rocks glisten menacingly with the blood of slaves which drips steadily to the ground below, gathering in a shallow puddle by the roadside. Iron poles are thrust into the side of the mountain, from which Mhaldor's heraldic pennons proudly fly.

You see exits leading up and down.

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Damn slaves are flying now.

Cynlael

@Hasar, next step:

Xith

Hasar said:

Grumbling quietly, an emaciated slave trudges past with his chains clanking behind him.

6700h, 6710m, 32400e, 29400w cexkdb Vote-

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Flying above Mhaldor Road.

A noxious, red-hued fog overwhelms the area with a thick, palpable vapour. Twisting sharply as it ascends the mountainside, the desolate road moves along the edge of a steep ravine carved into the rocky terrain. Viscous stalagmites surge up from both sides of the path, upon which errant slaves are impaled. The wicked barbs of the rocks glisten menacingly with the blood of slaves which drips steadily to the ground below, gathering in a shallow puddle by the roadside. Iron poles are thrust into the side of the mountain, from which Mhaldor's heraldic pennons proudly fly.

You see exits leading up and down.

6700h, 6710m, 32400e, 29400w cexkdb Vote- 

Damn slaves are flying now.

Oh shit. I told Temelin we'd get caught.

(Redfog gives you wiiiiiiiings.)

Cynlael

@Xith, if I didn't know any better, I'd say @Shirszae doesn't like you very much.

Xith

Cynlael said:

@Xith, if I didn't know any better, I'd say @Shirszae doesn't like you very much.

It's funny, I have no idea who he/she is, so either an alt or just part of some other bandwagon.

But I can count how many damns I give on one wing.

Shirszae

Xith said:

Cynlael said:

@Xith, if I didn't know any better, I'd say @Shirszae doesn't like you very much.

It's funny, I have no idea who he/she is, so either an alt or just part of some other bandwagon.

But I can count how many damns I give on one wing.

In all honesty, I don't mind you at all. I just find most of your posts cringe-worthy. Specially when you are trying to be funny.

(and no, I am not an alt -_-')

Xith

Shirszae said:

Xith said:

Cynlael said:

@ Xith, if I didn't know any better, I'd say @ Shirszae doesn't like you very much.

It's funny, I have no idea who he/she is, so either an alt or just part of some other bandwagon.

But I can count how many damns I give on one wing.

In all honesty, I don't mind you at all. I just find most of your posts cringe-worthy. Specially when you are trying to be funny.

(and no, I am not an alt -_-')

Two satellite antennae get married. The wedding was unremarkable, but the reception was amazing.

Shirszae

Xith said:

Shirszae said:

Xith said:

Cynlael said:

@ Xith, if I didn't know any better, I'd say @ Shirszae doesn't like you very much.

It's funny, I have no idea who he/she is, so either an alt or just part of some other bandwagon.

But I can count how many damns I give on one wing.

In all honesty, I don't mind you at all. I just find most of your posts cringe-worthy. Specially when you are trying to be funny.

(and no, I am not an alt -_-')

Two satellite antennae get married. The wedding was unremarkable, but the reception was amazing.

X_X

Cynlael

@Xith's posts need a sigh button implemented to them.

Xith

Weird way of giving me my due credit, but I'll accept it.

Back to quoting though.

Bonko

@Shirszae only finds me funny.

Zincor

SOMEONE asked me when the place I had just hunted would repop...

You tell SOMEONE, "Sorry, I am not as fast a hunter as a dragon, haha."

SOMEONE tells you, "Actually, slow is better. It infuriates Penwize."

SOMEONE tells you, "Sometimes so much so, he goes away."

Niraaeth

Anedhel laughingly says in a clear voice, "Should hear 'em bitch when they have
to fight Rangor."
4072h, 2500m, 19260e, 15568w cexkdb-(+10m, 0.4%)
Anedhel coughs softly.
4072h, 2490m, 19260e, 15568w cexkdb-(-10m, 0.4%)
Anedhel says in a clear voice, "Pardon my Ashtani!"

Lucerna

Tou put a cookie in your mouth, whole, and bite the centre. You chew and swallow it before spitting the fortune into your hand and reading aloud, "Take pleasure in the joy of another today. If that doesn't make you smile, try killing their pony."

You break a crunchy cookie in half and pull out a tiny slip of paper from inside. You pop the cookie into your mouth, and only then do you look at the fortune. "Never take advice from a cookie," you read aloud.

EDIT:

You break a crunchy cookie in half and pull out a tiny slip of paper from inside. You pop the cookie into your mouth, and only then do you look at the fortune. "The sweet moments are often fleeting, especially if you get the recipe wrong," you read aloud.

You begin feeling slightly flushed.

Blood begins to slowly drip from your nose.

You take a drink from a black-walnut vial.

Mercifully, the voyria venom has been cleansed from your body.

The elixir burns through your veins, destroying the deadly poisons that are killing you.

Caladbolg

Dalran has bled out, slain by the might of Jovie.

Dalran tells you, "That was bullshit lol."

Dalran tells you, "Jovie legit just gutted me to death."

Dalran tells you, "With me priestessing."

Jovie says in a low, disciplined voice, "I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING."

This made me lol

Achilles

Dalran such bad bashing

Jovie

I'm so embarrassed. I really don't know anything in combat except to hit my bashing macro...

Caladbolg

Jovie said:

I'm so embarrassed. I really don't know anything in combat except to hit my bashing macro...

If it works it works

Funny thing is I thought Jovie was this big badass because she was fighting Jhui,Dalran and Dunn and im like fuck in the middle of typing on city to deliver her and Dalran dies. Then she's like I DON'T KNOW WHAT IM DOING. XD

Jovie

Caladbolg said:

Jovie said:

I'm so embarrassed. I really don't know anything in combat except to hit my bashing macro...

If it works it works

Funny thing is I thought Jovie was this big badass because she was fighting Jhui,Dalran and Dunn and im like fuck in the middle of typing on city to deliver her and Dalran dies. Then she's like I DON'T KNOW WHAT IM DOING. XD

Let's be honest, they were focused on Nira and were probably like 'the fuck is this scrub doing?' I really am not worth being on the radar.

But I figured it's probably time to take my balls out of my purse and do stuff.

Niraaeth

Nira is forgetting to mind glance, or you know, just glance or squint. Silly details.
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