Memorable quotes

Averi

-eye @Melodie- :< </3

Kuy

(a clan): @Aquilora says, "Santa needs to stop being a prickly cactus."

Hhaos

http://i.imgur.com/MwwnvjG.jpg

Can't seem to get it to show, sorry hard to quite via phone :-(

Wysteria

Hhaos said:

http://i.imgur.com/MwwnvjG.jpg Can't seem to get it to show, sorry hard to quite via phone :-(

^here you go.

Rakon

@Hhaos said:

Nidalee tells you,"Is there a rune for seksayness?"

You tell Nidalee Van Helsing Fleur Rebelle, "I don't know, perhaps those of us who do not need them are left out of that teaching."

Nidalee Van Helsing, Fleur Rebelle (female Dwarf).

She is 30 years old, having been born on the 22nd of Ero, 616 years after the 

fall of the Seleucarian Empire.

She is ranked 1856th in Achaea.

She is an extremely credible character.

She is not known for acts of infamy.

She is considered to be approximately 5% of your might.

She is a mentor and able to take on proteges.

Her motto: 'I'm in the family business. Ask Grandpa!'

Naah

- 2014/01/31 20:24:22 - Benedomina Naah has broken Achimrst's spine with a backbreaker, slaying him.

This is how it started, and he wanted to fight in a forest as his strategy revolves around forest grouds. So I said we'll fight to the death in the arena. He agrees, leading to:

- 2014/01/31 20:54:44 - Benedomina Naah has battered Achimrst to death in a duel to the death in The Matsuhama Arena.

- 2014/01/31 21:07:36 - Benedomina Naah has battered Achimrst to death in a duel to the death in The Matsuhama Arena.

Which led to:

(Project 9): Achimrst says, "Just need to fix some highlights."

(Project 9): You say, "Okay."

(Project 9): You say, "Are you seriously considering going again? ."

(Project 9): Achimrst says, "I will issue until they give the XP back.But yeah, this is how you learn combat :P I know how to fight a monk as a sylvan but not as a shaman."

(Project 9): Achimrst says, "They are very different classes."

(Project 9): You say, "You do realize we're fighting to the death, right?"

(Project 9): Achimrst says, "What do you mean fighting to the death?"

(Project 9): You say, "Ogod."

(Project 9): Aegoth says, "Rooooofl."

(Project 9): You say, "I'm just."

(Project 9): You say, "Gonna.."

(Project 9): You say, "Ogod."

(Project 9): Aegoth says, "ROFL."

(Project 9): Aegoth says, "ROFL."

(Project 9): You say, "It means we're duelling."

(Project 9): You say, "Just in the arena."

(Project 9): Achimrst says, "You always duel to the death in an arena :P."

(Project 9): Aegoth says, "Hahaha."

(Project 9): You say, "No.. That's just a spar."

(Project 9): You say, "Ogod."

(Project 9): Achimrst says, "Alright, your the only monk i have to duel. Not to the death this time I didn't even know arenas did that."

@Achimrst You never cease to amuse.

Achimrst

Naah said:

- 2014/01/31 20:24:22 - Benedomina Naah has broken Achimrst's spine with a backbreaker, slaying him.

This is how it started, and he wanted to fight in a forest as his strategy revolves around forest grouds. So I said we'll fight to the death in the arena. He agrees, leading to:

- 2014/01/31 20:54:44 - Benedomina Naah has battered Achimrst to death in a duel to the death in The Matsuhama Arena.

- 2014/01/31 21:07:36 - Benedomina Naah has battered Achimrst to death in a duel to the death in The Matsuhama Arena.

Which led to:

(Project 9): Achimrst says, "Just need to fix some highlights."

(Project 9): You say, "Okay."

(Project 9): You say, "Are you seriously considering going again? ."

(Project 9): Achimrst says, "I will issue until they give the XP back.But yeah, this is how you learn combat :P I know how to fight a monk as a sylvan but not as a shaman."

(Project 9): Achimrst says, "They are very different classes."

(Project 9): You say, "You do realize we're fighting to the death, right?"

(Project 9): Achimrst says, "What do you mean fighting to the death?"

(Project 9): You say, "Ogod."

(Project 9): Aegoth says, "Rooooofl."

(Project 9): You say, "I'm just."

(Project 9): You say, "Gonna.."

(Project 9): You say, "Ogod."

(Project 9): Aegoth says, "ROFL."

(Project 9): Aegoth says, "ROFL."

(Project 9): You say, "It means we're duelling."

(Project 9): You say, "Just in the arena."

(Project 9): Achimrst says, "You always duel to the death in an arena :P."

(Project 9): Aegoth says, "Hahaha."

(Project 9): You say, "No.. That's just a spar."

(Project 9): You say, "Ogod."

(Project 9): Achimrst says, "Alright, your the only monk i have to duel. Not to the death this time I didn't even know arenas did that."

@Achimrst You never cease to amuse.

Hey I didn't know they did that! Damn Arenas becoming all tricky all of a sudden :P

Ellodin

ANNOUNCE NEWS #2520                                     (07/05/2007 at 06:42)  

From   : Clementius, the Weaver

To     : Everyone

Subject: Duels TO THE DEATH - in arena

Amanu

Romeo says, "Ask your city to see if any Targossian houses went the shard."

That poor guy has been working too much.

Jonathin

Daeir said:

Could have sunk the Resilient with ease (lol) with 3 striders. Not a problem in the world, considering we were on fire for the better part of two minutes and I used half my endurance on hull maintenance to stop us from sinking to death. Forceboarding was a pretty dumb idea on your part.

Also, that harbour gank was the shittiest thing I've ever seen done in this game, saved by the fact that Seragorn is amazing.

Lol ships indeed.

ship repair all;ship disengage;invoke wavecall e 10;ship row;invoke rainstorm;ship turn e

Eld

Trolleo.

Siduri

I was going to say something about the guides, since today was very, very strange, and I got scolded for pointing it out.

The result being one less mentor on the Newbie channel.

I'll refrain from saying more, since they're still volunteers working hard to make the game better.

Xith

(Project 9): Caladbolg says, "Anyone know what song goes like Dun dun dun dun 

dun dun dun dun dun.. dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.. dun dun.. dun dun dun 

dun.. dundun dun.. dun .. dun dun .. dun dun.. dun dun dun dun dun.. I can't 

remember the lyrics."

Xith

(Project 9): Howdin says, "Shut the [redacted] up, Xith. Nobody likes you."

(Project 9): You say, "Rip your lips off, [redacted]-maggot."

(Project 9): Howdin says, "Learn to roleplay."

(Project 9): You say, "Learn to butter my nuts."

(Project 9): Howdin says, "Get a [redacted] haircut [redacted]."

(Project 9): You say, "I would forum quote this nonsense but would probly get 

banned."

(Project 9): Howdin says, "I'll swab your [redacted redacted redacted redacted

redacted redacted redacted redacted redacted] to death on it."

(Project 9): You say, "Easy now, kitten."

YOLO.

Ruth

(Project 9): Caladbolg says, "Anyone know what song goes like Dun dun dun dun 

dun dun dun dun dun.. dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.. dun dun.. dun dun dun 

dun.. dundun dun.. dun .. dun dun .. dun dun.. dun dun dun dun dun.. I can't 

remember the lyrics."

Probably because there wasn't any lyrics to begin with! It does sound like this though.

Wysteria

Ruth said:

(Project 9): Caladbolg says, "Anyone know what song goes like Dun dun dun dun 

dun dun dun dun dun.. dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.. dun dun.. dun dun dun 

dun.. dundun dun.. dun .. dun dun .. dun dun.. dun dun dun dun dun.. I can't 

remember the lyrics."

Probably because there wasn't any lyrics to begin with! It does sound like this though.

I thought he meant this:

Wysteria

2014/02/01 04:29:11 - Nikodemus was inducted by Certimene.



I approve.

Cynlael

Am I the only one who thought of this?

Amanu

Xith said:

(Project 9): Caladbolg says, "Anyone know what song goes like Dun dun dun dun 

dun dun dun dun dun.. dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.. dun dun.. dun dun dun 

dun.. dundun dun.. dun .. dun dun .. dun dun.. dun dun dun dun dun.. I can't 

remember the lyrics."

Cynlael said:

Am I the only one who thought of this?

Since I've never of it, most likely. I usually think of Jaws. Dunnn nunnn nun.

Bonko

(The Midnight Crew): You say, "Yeah, pretty ugly. Good thing she makes a mean sandwich tho."

(The Midnight Crew): Verrucht says, "How does someone gauge if a sandwich is mean or not."

(The Midnight Crew): Verrucht says, "Does it call you fat before you eat it."

Skye

Anel (female Siren).
She is 18 years old, having been born on the 22nd of Valnuary, 628 years after
the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.
She is unranked in Achaea.
She is an extremely credible character.
She is not known for acts of infamy.
She is a Freewoman in Eleusis.
She is considered to be approximately 0% of your might.

Sena

I'm sure that's completely innocent. I almost didn't even realise "Anali" wouldn't be a good idea for a name, when I was making a character to see the new intro.

Turoi

Brb - applying to Eleusis.

EDIT: I officially love you for linking that song, @Ruth. (you have been warned)

Aegoth

He came in like a WRECKING BAAAAALL

- 2014/02/01 11:54:50 - Blood pools around an infernal wraith's feet as he withdraws his rusted 

blade from Bonko's lifeless form.

- 2014/02/01 11:54:57 - Bonko has been slain by the might of a knight of the Maldaathi.

- 2014/02/01 11:55:02 - Bonko has been slain by the might of a knight of the Maldaathi.

- 2014/02/01 11:55:06 - Bonko has been slain by the might of a knight of the Maldaathi.

- 2014/02/01 11:55:10 - Bonko has been slain by the might of a knight of the Maldaathi.

- 2014/02/01 11:55:16 - Bonko has been slain by the might of a knight of the Maldaathi.

- 2014/02/01 11:55:27 - Bonko has been slain by the might of a knight of the Maldaathi.

- 2014/02/01 11:55:37 - Bonko has been slain by the might of a knight of the Maldaathi.

- 2014/02/01 11:55:41 - Ryze has bled out, slain by the might of Page Bludthorn Xanatov-Thorngage of 

Immunes Praetoria in The Matsuhama Arena.

- 2014/02/01 11:55:42 - Bonko has been slain by the might of a knight of the Maldaathi.

- 2014/02/01 11:55:52 - Bonko has been slain by the might of a knight of the Maldaathi.

- 2014/02/01 11:56:00 - Bonko has been slain by the might of a knight of the Maldaathi.

Bonko

7953h, 6346m, 25436w, 33580e ex|- Mhaldorus

You rip into Mhaldorus, a colossal daemon with your massive, deadly claws.

You have slain Mhaldorus, a colossal daemon, retrieving the corpse.

Numerous golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.

7953h, 6346m, 25436w, 33540e e|- Mhaldorus

Nemutaur

Bonko said:

7953h, 6346m, 25436w, 33580e ex|- Mhaldorus

You rip into Mhaldorus, a colossal daemon with your massive, deadly claws.

You have slain Mhaldorus, a colossal daemon, retrieving the corpse.

Numerous golden sovereigns spill from the corpse.

7953h, 6346m, 25436w, 33540e e|- Mhaldorus

Whoa, you solo'd him?

Skye

lol what is that picture supposed to be

Bonko

You're Asian and you don't know what drinking tea looks like?

Skye

she looked like she was smoking a joint!

Hasar

Who cares about Mhaldorus

Message #10130      Sent by Achaea

2/01/11:41 A stubborn mule, your loyal companion, has been slain by Bonko.

@Bonko how..how could you.