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  • CaladbolgCaladbolg Campbell County TN
    Jovie said:
    Caladbolg said:
    Jovie said:
    I'm so embarrassed. I really don't know anything in combat except to hit my bashing macro...
    If it works it works :D

    Funny thing is I thought Jovie was this big badass because she was fighting Jhui,Dalran and Dunn and im like fuck in the middle of typing on city to deliver her and Dalran dies. Then she's like I DON'T KNOW WHAT IM DOING. XD
    Let's be honest, they were focused on Nira and were probably like 'the fuck is this scrub doing?' I really am not worth being on the radar.

    But I figured it's probably time to take my balls out of my purse and do stuff.
    lol Niraaeth must have died right before I squinted. I didn't even see her die... I'm still giggling at this though

  • AsmodronAsmodron
    Toreador's back has broken under convulsions caused by the corpse of a crawling Tsol'aa inmate's voyria venom.

    (2 seconds later)

    Xiro's back has broken under convulsions caused by a wasp queen's voyria venom.



    There a ban on immunity?
  • SaevaSaeva
    I said I want to see the deathsight where a Dragon consumes Blueberries.


  • TahquilTahquil
    I want Pancakes to kill Blueberries :(
  • MithridatesMithridates
    @silas is still the frutiest person in targ

  • XithXith
    http://pastehtml.com/view/dw0mvogma.html


    I'm so nice.
    I like my steak like I like my Magic cards: mythic rare.
  • AquiloraAquilora
    edited February 2014
    My character is so silly and annoying, it hurts.
    (are we allowed to put profanity on here, idk so I'm not doing it)

    You scream in a soft and alluring voice, "I'M A F***ING LITTLE TEAPOT SHORT AND STOUT!"
    People in the room
    Zandre, Aquilora

    You cough softly.

    @Arcturus, riding a blood steed, arrives from the southeast.

    @Zandre screams in a rich, baritone voice, "HERE IS MY HANDLE HERE IS MY F***ING STOUT!"
    (he failed, song ruined)
    @Kenway I'm not the only one who knows the song 

    How does one scream in a soft and alluring voice?
    Seek,
    and you will find.
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    When you find, you will learn.
  • RexiaRexia
    Kinilan said:
    15:26:48.744 You have submitted customisation request #24 for review.

    15:27:33.422 Your customisation request #24 has been approved. When you are ready, type CUSTOMISE COMPLETE 24 to finalise your customisation.

    Not even a minute. What kind of whichcraft is this?!
    Who do you have to bribe for this? I'm still sitting here with #18 and #21 from 3 days ago! :(
  • TuroiTuroi Missouri :(
    Somebody powerful shouts, "Gosh that Turoi is a junkie. Look at him, he's stoned now!"

    I'm a Turoidarian. Guilt trips don't work on me.

    "Slowly disappear. Never really here."

  • AsmodronAsmodron
    edited February 2014
    Santar said:
    Adventurer Kills  
    Slain    : 7000  
    Levels   : 537096 
    Avg Level: 76  

    Ah yeah, that's the stuff.
    Now you must become a pacifist and never slay another living being again, else ruin that perfect score.
  • AquiloraAquilora
    @Santar ooooo was my char the 7000th? 
    Seek,
    and you will find.
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    When you find, you will learn.
  • JarrodJarrod
    Adventurer Kills
       Avg Level: 88

    Wtf, I thought Ashtan was supposed to be the side that only killed midbies.

    This is crap, give me midbies to snipe!
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    Cascades of quicksilver light streak across the firmament as the celestial voice of Ourania intones, "Oh Jarrod..."

  • SantarSantar
    That's very cute. 4000-5000 of my kills were back in the era where everyone, including myself, was around level 60-80.

    My current average level per kill over the modern era is 91. This calculation was referenced off of the STAT STATS I posted of myself from October 2013, on pg 277 of this thread. I took the number of total 'levels' difference on my stats and divided it by number of kills gained, for an average level of 91 per kill.

    Kaboom LAWYERED.

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  • JarrodJarrod
    And pretty much every member of the A-Team is a Dragon.

    Quit killing people low enough level to bring it down that far :(
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    Cascades of quicksilver light streak across the firmament as the celestial voice of Ourania intones, "Oh Jarrod..."

  • SantarSantar
    edited February 2014
    Atalkez al'Dejan, the Damned (male Dwarf).
    He is 58 years old, having been born on the 20th of Chronos, 588 years after the 
    fall of the Seleucarian Empire.
    He is ranked 1078th in Achaea.
    He is the 23rd ranked combatant with a rating of 134.
    He is an extremely credible character.
    He is not known for acts of infamy.
    He is an Equite in Ashtan.
    He is a Mercenary in the army of Ashtan.
    He is considered to be approximately 70% of your might.
    He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.
    His motto: 'All things come to an end.'
    See HONOURS DEEDS ATALKEZ to view his 3 special honours.
    5692h, 4438m, 27960e, 23190w cexkdb-09:26:21:906
    Dalran (male Horkval).
    He is 141 years old, having been born on the 22nd of Lupar, 505 years after the 
    fall of the Seleucarian Empire.
    He is ranked 859th in Achaea.
    He is the 33rd ranked combatant with a rating of 100.
    He is an extremely credible character.
    He is one of the entrenched Infamous.
    He is a member of the Quisalis Mark.
    He is an Equite in Ashtan.
    He is a Mercenary in the army of Ashtan.
    He is considered to be approximately 70% of your might.
    He is a mentor and able to take on proteges.


    Tell your scrubs to start bashing so I can have a level 100+ average level.



    Plus, ya know, Targ fights Mhaldor sometimes. Noob country over there.

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  • JarrodJarrod
    We try! We always need more Dragons so we can more easily take out the big guard stacks!
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    Cascades of quicksilver light streak across the firmament as the celestial voice of Ourania intones, "Oh Jarrod..."

  • HhaosHhaos Cortland, Ohio
    edited February 2014
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  • XithXith
    | Adventurer Kills        Denizen Kills           Your Deaths                 |
    |   Slain    : 64           Slain    : 19610        To Adventurers : 165      |
    |   Levels   : 5419         Levels   : 836168       To Denizens    : 60       |
    |   Avg Level: 84           Avg Level: 42           To Misadventure: 8        |

    | Events and Games Won                                                        |
    |   Arena Duels: 86         Party Duels : 12        FFAs      : 6             |
    |   Rampages   : 18         KOTHs       : 31        CvAs      : 3             |
    |   TOTFs      : 0          Royal Guards: 0         Freeze Tag: 2             |
    |   Frog Baits : 0          Jousts      : 1         Chess     : 1             |
    +-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+


    I'm so lazy. Don't know how I got to Level 87, except by not dying.
    I like my steak like I like my Magic cards: mythic rare.
  • OceanaOceana North Sea
    Hassan has entered the forest at On the edge of Hashan.

    Made me giggle. ;))
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