Memorable quotes

Anedhel

Alrena dies, features contorted from the poison delivered by Dreadborn Tyur Nithilar.
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(Market): Khaibit says, "Selling 10k of every mineral at 6 gold per. Discount if you buy the lot."
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Alrena has bled out, slain by the might of Naga Taraza Lichlord.
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The beginnings of a fiery portal appear before you.
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A fiery portal opens in the air before you.
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Prowling like a jaguar, Rangor, riding an iron-clad black bear, enters from the ether.
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Rangor takes a drink from a redwood vial.
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Rangor eats a hawthorn berry.
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Rangor raises his hand in greeting and says "Hi!"
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Rangor eats some irid moss.
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Rangor pants like a dog.
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Rangor pants like a dog.
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Rangor takes a drink from a redwood vial.
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Rangor says in a deep, rumbling voice, "So."
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Rangor says in a deep, rumbling voice, "Many."
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Rangor says in a deep, rumbling voice, "Naga."
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Rangor takes a drink from a redwood vial.
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Rangor, riding an iron-clad black bear, prowls out to the east, moving like a jaguar.
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Prowling like a jaguar, Rangor, riding an iron-clad black bear, enters from the east.
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Rangor takes a drink from an oaken vial.
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Rangor says in a deep, rumbling voice, "Err."
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Aldair peers about herself unscrupulously.
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Rangor says in a deep, rumbling voice, "Where am I."
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The chamber of Growth (indoors).
A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. There are 5 Brighthold watchmen here. A many-headed
hydra towers over the area, his carmine scales glimmering like gems. A stone gargoyle flies overhead
on leathery, grey wings. Alert to her surroundings is an iron-clad black bear.  Aldair d'Vast, Augur
of Light is here. She wields an ornate steel rapier in each hand.
You see a single exit leading east.
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You peer about yourself unscrupulously.
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Aldair d'Vast, Augur of Light laughingly says, "Targossas."
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The chamber of Growth (indoors).
A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. There are 5 Brighthold watchmen here. A many-headed
hydra towers over the area, his carmine scales glimmering like gems. A stone gargoyle flies overhead
on leathery, grey wings. Alert to her surroundings is an iron-clad black bear.  Aldair d'Vast, Augur
of Light is here. She wields an ornate steel rapier in each hand.
You see a single exit leading east.
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He is a stout dwarf. His aged short form is masculine and fit, his head is covered with long and
busty grey hair. A great white beard reaches all the way down to his formidable chest, the front of
the beard is tied into two distinct braids, the full length has been decorated with leaves, twigs
and buds. His deep set, clear blue eyes are placed just above a stubby nose. His Arms, practiced in
battle, extend impressively from his strong shoulders while his sturdy, muscular legs stand firm and
ready for action. Hairy dwarf feet position themselves beneath him, a balanced base for his solid
frame. A rune shaped like a mighty oak has been sketched onto him (jera: +1 con and str). A rune
resembling an elk has been sketched onto him (algiz: 10% dmg reduction). A rune like a lion has been
sketched onto him (berkana: lvl1 health regen).
He is wearing:
 a Year 400 medallion,
 a Tournament winner's badge,
 an Anachaine tribal tattoo,
 5 earrings of Sinope through his left ear,
 a deck of tarot cards,
 a shackle of Garash,
 a star-shaped Year 500 medallion,
 a set of mithril spurs,
 2 gold medals with crossing swords,
 a commemorative brooch,
 a silver medallion of Eleusian achievement,
 a Year 550 medallion,
 a wyvernskin pack,
 rustic lace-up sandals woven with blossoms,
 a bag of stasis,
 a suit of wolfskin-cloaked woodland chainmail,
 a pair of eagle's wings,
 a hunter green, sleeveless dwarven tunic,
 a rugged pair of rich brown trousers,
 a mask of lifevision,
 a Hood of the Sphinx,
 a long-stemmed red rose,
 an Armband of Celerity,
 a dragonskin quiver,
 a Ceylonese bracelet,
 a Collar of Agatheis,
 spiked knuckles,
 a Girdle of the Titans,
 an Aldar Diadem,
 a buckawn's amulet,
 Gauntlets of the Aldar,
 a Sash of Wisdom,
 a Stygian pendant, and
 a Circlet of the Will
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Rangor says in a deep, rumbling voice, "I thought it was cairn witrin!"
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Rangor, riding an iron-clad black bear, prowls out to the east, moving like a jaguar.
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The chamber of Growth (indoors).
A runic totem is planted solidly in the ground. There are 5 Brighthold watchmen here. A many-headed
hydra towers over the area, his carmine scales glimmering like gems. A stone gargoyle flies overhead
on leathery, grey wings.  Aldair d'Vast, Augur of Light is here. She wields an ornate steel rapier
in each hand.
You see a single exit leading east.
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The venom gecko went to waste when a sycamore vial turned to dust in your hands.
It is now the 13th of Mayan, 647 years after the fall of the Seleucarian Empire.
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Aldair gives a trillingly melodic laugh.
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You peer about yourself unscrupulously.
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Aldair d'Vast, Augur of Light says fondly, "Rangor."
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You nod your head in agreement.
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Asmodron

Rangor pants like a dog.

Rangor, riding an iron-clad black bear, prowls out to the east, moving like a jaguar.

Sentinels love animals too much.

Cyla

(Project 9): Strata says, "It's megatron raping printers."

(Project 9): Strata says, "And it's not dubstep either. that's foreplay."

Okay @Strata, settle down. 

Strata

Cyla said:

(Project 9): Strata says, "It's megatron raping printers."

(Project 9): Strata says, "And it's not dubstep either. that's foreplay."

Okay @Strata, settle down. 

(Project 9): Cyla says, "That's right Megatron."

(Project 9): Cyla says, "Pound that naughty printer."

no u

Turoi

02:21 (9): Militis says, "Keep my grass so short, cant even mow it."
02:23 (9): You say, ".., if you don't mow it, then how do you keep it short?"

*cricket... cricket*

Jovie

^ I don't get it.

Xith

Jovie said:

^ I don't get it.

He say thing funny. Funny thing make all laugh. High five.

Mannimar

Jovie said:

^ I don't get it.

@Turoi just called him a prepubescent boy because he has no hair to shave.

I'm sorry, I killed it, but the innocence was just asking for it. 

Ohrik

You take a huge cyclops by the hand, draw him into you, and whisper, "I love you."
A huge cyclops smiles happily.

Penwize

Ohrik said:

You take a huge cyclops by the hand, draw him into you, and whisper, "I love you."
A huge cyclops smiles happily.

Don't you dare break that poor cyclops' heart!

Achimrst

Penwize said:

Ohrik said:

You take a huge cyclops by the hand, draw him into you, and whisper, "I love you."
A huge cyclops smiles happily.

Don't you dare break that poor cyclops' heart!

He totally ganked that noob.

Asmodron

Penwize said:

Ohrik said:

You take a huge cyclops by the hand, draw him into you, and whisper, "I love you."
A huge cyclops smiles happily.

Don't you dare break that poor cyclops' heart!

He made the cyclops fall for him...and then he turned on him and stole his chest of goods!

Common gold-digger.

Epiphany

Kellonius tells you, "Are you on a boat right now?"

You sent the following message to Kellonius:

I'm on a boat, motherfucker, take a look at me. straight flowin on a boat on the deep blue sea. 

bustin five knots, wind whippin out my coat, you cant stop me motherfucker cuz i'm on a boat.

Message #13146      Sent by Kellonius

2/20/22:47 Lol, not quite what I meant but eh.. fuck trees I climb bouys motherfucker!

Verrucht

(The Midnight Crew): Nieelensars says, "I like it in the pooper but you're right its not for everyone."

(The Midnight Crew): Nieelensars says, "Sonofa."

Nieelensars

Verrucht said:

(The Midnight Crew): Nieelensars says, "I like it in the pooper but you're right its not for everyone."

(The Midnight Crew): Nieelensars says, "Sonofa."

Sad thing is, I can't even say I was drunk this time.

Epiphany

So this actually happened. FML.

20:42:16 (Eye Nocturnum): You say, "In other news."

20:42:21 (Eye Nocturnum): You say, "Living in colorado is amazing."

20:42:49 (Eye Nocturnum): Morthif says, "Pif stoned again?"

20:43:55 (Targossas): You say, "And being able to legally procure copious amounts of herbal medication of obscene quality is the best. Thing. Ever. In my life. And yes."

20:44:15 (Targossas): You say, "Yep. Dat weed, tho. The rifted kind."

20:44:20 (Targossas): Daeir says, "Epiphany."

20:44:27 (Targossas): Halos says, "Are you."

20:44:31 (Targossas): You say, "Probably yes."

20:44:36 (Targossas): Halos says, "Smoking it now?"

20:44:44 (Targossas): Dhaia says, "Haha."

20:44:59 (Targossas): You say, "Look. Giraffe."

20:45:10 (Flawless Victoly): You say, "Fml."

20:45:15 (Flawless Victoly): Halos says, "Lmao."

20:45:28 (Flawless Victoly): You say, "Hey, i saved it. totally viably IC."

20:45:38 (Flawless Victoly): You say, "Eat a bag of xxxxx ."

Epiphany

Asmodron said:

Rangor pants like a dog.

Rangor, riding an iron-clad black bear, prowls out to the east, moving like a jaguar.

Sentinels love animals too much.

Don't judge, love is love.

Mithridates

The prison cells (indoors).

Densely covered by lush leaves and vines, a runic totem is planted in the ground. Grollum, a 

powerfully built steel golem, stands silently here.

You see exits leading west and in (open door).

Grollum, the Sentinel exclaims, "Die!"

84.5 408 4041h 5085m 19101e 9507w ex cdbk in|w  grollum

A powerfully built steel golem strides silently west.

Sobriquet

The Black Lotus summed up:

Jukilian says in a low, croaking voice, "I'm currently just reading through some House scrolls."

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Jukilian's eyes repeatedly shut as he tries to stay awake.

Siduri

@Sobriquet : No, the Black Lotus scrolls aren't that bad. But yes, this is funny =3

Asmodron

Verrucht said:

(The Midnight Crew): Nieelensars says, "I like it in the pooper but you're right its not for everyone."

(The Midnight Crew): Nieelensars says, "Sonofa."

Im trying to think just what kind of clan that WOULD be an appropriate conversation O.o

Kuy

Asmodron said:

Verrucht said:

(The Midnight Crew): Nieelensars says, "I like it in the pooper but you're right its not for everyone."

(The Midnight Crew): Nieelensars says, "Sonofa."

Im trying to think just what kind of clan that WOULD be an appropriate conversation O.o

It's pretty appropriate for that one.

Riley

Kuy said:

Asmodron said:

Verrucht said:

(The Midnight Crew): Nieelensars says, "I like it in the pooper but you're right its not for everyone."

(The Midnight Crew): Nieelensars says, "Sonofa."

Im trying to think just what kind of clan that WOULD be an appropriate conversation O.o

It's pretty appropriate for that one.

Its common place for the clan it was meany for

Asmodron

Riley said:

Asmodron said:

Verrucht said:

(The Midnight Crew): Nieelensars says, "I like it in the pooper but you're right its not for everyone."

(The Midnight Crew): Nieelensars says, "Sonofa."

Im trying to think just what kind of clan that WOULD be an appropriate conversation O.o

It's pretty appropriate for that one.

Its common place for the clan it was meany for

Then my second question is: Why havent I been invited??

Kuy

Asmodron said:

Riley said:

Asmodron said:

Verrucht said:

(The Midnight Crew): Nieelensars says, "I like it in the pooper but you're right its not for everyone."

(The Midnight Crew): Nieelensars says, "Sonofa."

Im trying to think just what kind of clan that WOULD be an appropriate conversation O.o

It's pretty appropriate for that one.

Its common place for the clan it was meany for

Then my second question is: Why havent I been invited??

I had to give Bonko an angry handy-j in the back alley of a Taco Bell for an invite.

I regret nothing.

Cooper

I like to wang in the wang wang with wangs.

Penwize

Cooper said:

I like to wang in the wang wang with wangs.

I have created a monster, and now know what Dr. Frankenstein felt.

Eld

Penwize said:

Cooper said:

I like to wang in the wang wang with wangs.

I have created a monster, and now know what Dr. Frankenstein felt.

A lot of monster wang? Seems plausible.

Kuy

Penwize said:

Cooper said:

I like to wang in the wang wang with wangs.

I have created a wang, and now know what Dr. Frankenstein felt.

Nocroth

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