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  • (The Eleusian Forge): Tunnak says, "Heh, my parents prefer devouring me."

    (The Eleusian Forge): Tunnak says, "Miss."

    Well then!
    @Tunnak

  • NieelensarsNieelensars Southern, Texas
    edited February 2014
    @Tecton Are you sure you're not @Pandemonium/ @Twilight in disguise? -eyes- Well played Sir.. Well played.
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  • Cooper said:
    I like to wang in the wang wang with wangs.
    so you like to masterbate in the bathroom with other men? >>

    I always suspected Cooper ;)
  • Melodie said:


    Message #5309       Sent by Tecton
    2/22/1:05 You're the island of sanity in the storm!

    :x
    Tecton is clearly not your IG daughter. Melodie is a tempest of emotion that rages across all of the islands! (and I love it)


  • how punny
  • Caught in a backlash of Kai energy, Hasar has fallen before Champion Penwize Baker, the Relentless.

    Hasar wanted the D
  • Kross said:
    In the distance you hear a guard yell, "Darthvayder is now considered an enemy of the City of Hashan,
     you are ordered to kill him on sight!"
    Darthvayder has left the area.

    Leave it to the Empire to screw up the Masquerade
    Thank you. I just spat my drink while reading this.
  • TuroiTuroi Missouri :(
    Jovie said:
    ^ I don't get it.
    Looking back at it sober, I don't get it either.

    "Slowly disappear. Never really here."

  • How come we always die so much when killing guards and no one else does?

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  • Rangor said:
    How come we always die so much when killing guards and no one else does?

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    Achieved dragon on the 13th of Aeguary, 634 - aged 21 and 1 month and 21 days.

    Elder dragon on the 6th of Chronos 635 - aged 22 and 8 months and 14 days.
  • edited February 2014
    You have slain Noob.
    Your reputation among the ranks of the contract killers rises.
    You are now the Silent Executioner in the Quisalis Mark.
    You have fulfilled the contract on Noob on behalf of Kaiu, and have received 
    10000 gold.


    Sweet. This new flavor text excites me.

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  • They really, really, need to show who hired, in game.  It's entirely possible for people to just anonymously hire marks a thousand times in a row, without cause, with zero consequence.
  • Turoi said:


    Jovie said:

    ^ I don't get it.

    Looking back at it sober, I don't get it either.


    I knew I didn't have the dumb that day.
    But gosh darn it, if there do exist some people who just can't handle the uniqueness of your snowflake...
    - Mathonwy

  • Proficy has been slain by the might of Ryanius, a well-groomed little boy.

  • Not worth responding to Shecks anymore. He doesn't read half of what people write, cherry picks and twists information and then just straight up lies about things.


  • It was an actual bug, that was fixed after I reported it.  You'd know that if you read half of what other people wrote.
  • How gay.

  • Silas said:
    How gay.
    You bet it is, here is another gay one for you sugar. 

    Disclaimer: Names have been edited for my personal enjoyment and do not represent the person of which they are evoking. Parental guidance is recommended.

    (Project 9): Not Silas says, "Shards..."

    (Project 9): Not Silas says, "Beg for them..."

    (Project 9): You say, "Like your dad begged me to stop last night Not Silas?"

    @Silas tells you, "You are FILTHY!"

    @Silas tells you, "I had no idea. <3."
  • WessuxWessux Chattanooga
    Hilarious
    Invest in a 9mm retirement plan.
  • Silas said:
    Wat.
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